Chapter 157: Hilarious broadcast
Compared with the anger of netizens, the industry has detected some information from Kunpeng's statement.
can be broadcast so soon, so Kunpeng must be shooting a short drama this time, just like some short videos?
From this point of view, everyone can understand why Kunpeng is reluctant to invest too much money in it, maybe this short drama is really for those newcomers to practice and pat for fun, but I didn't expect to be exposed to shoddy news......
But why are you making such a big noise in a short drama?
Isn't it on the cusp of broadcasting at this time?
This kind of worthless little skit can still save you Kunpeng video?
Besides, even if you are a short drama, the shoddy and slightly experienced practitioners can't look down on it, do you think that netizens will easily spare you Kunpeng?
Jiang Cheng said before:
Say anything, you must give an explanation to the eight million members of the website, and will make some new high-quality content to dedicate to everyone.
If you don't have diamonds, don't do porcelain work.
This sentence will become a target for netizens to attack Kunpeng!
You can't say that this shoddy short drama is what you Kunpeng call "high-quality content", right?
Is this fooling the audience for fools, or is it just for the traffic brought by this scandal to bite the bullet into this short drama?
The correct way to deal with it must be to increase investment, reshoot, and shoot this film well, let's not talk about the content, at least the quality of the production must keep up, and at the same time let the public relations department and the public explain that this drama is very short, just for everyone to have fun and so on.
What the hell is going on?
The industry can't understand why Kunpeng did this.
Even if many people realize that this is a short drama, Kunpeng's public relations handling is still spicy.
And in the villa.
Lin Zhibai worked overtime this night and went over the content that had been filmed again to see if there were any problems.
"It's not a big problem......
There is a point in this drama that involves Journey to the West and the Three Kingdoms.
There is no Journey to the West and the Three Kingdoms in this world, so Lin Zhibai adjusted the relevant content reasonably, because "Never Expected" has several seasons of content, so Lin Zhibai simply put together the content of several seasons, anyway, the content is close, there is no need to be so scattered, this drama is used to attract traffic to the website, and his purpose is very simple.
At the same time, this also gave Lin Zhibai a wake-up call.
filming "Never Expected" still has stalks that need to be adjusted.
In the "Wulin Gaiden" to be filmed in the future, many of the stalks in it are inherited from Jin Yong's martial arts, and if there are no works of Old Man Jin in this world, there are some stalks that you can't get.
For example, what Guo Juxia and the like.
Maybe I have to keep the nightless hou busy, at least I have to get out the things that involve more in "Wulin Gaiden" first.
Of course, not all of them.
Some things can be explained to the outside world, this is a linkage with some works in the future, so please look forward to Yunyun in the future.
"Let's go back and find the big three."
Kunpeng and the three major ones are still cooperating, and they won't make trouble just because Kunpeng has made a film and television drama by himself, so before the trouble, he should use the power of the three to make use of it.
Lin Zhibai gradually had a new plan in his heart.
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Yin Dongnuan knew that Feng Shuo was the director of Kunpeng's new drama.
After Feng Shuo was selected as the director of "Never Expected", he shared the good news with Lin Zhibai and Yin Dongnuan as soon as possible.
At this time, the drama "Never Expected" was on the cusp.
Yin Dongnuan was very worried, and pulled Lin Zhibai and Feng Shuo to build a small group of three.
Yin Dongnuan: "@ε°η‘δ½ θΏι¨ε§δ»δΉζ ε΅ε?" β
Feng Shuo: "It's similar to what is said on the Internet, our crew is relatively poor, but we are absolutely not shoddy, we filmed this drama very seriously......"
Yin Dongnuan: "Are you filming a short drama? β
Feng Shuo: "It seems that you guessed it, it's a very short kind, that's why it can be broadcast so quickly." β
Yin Dongnuan: "......"
Lin Zhibai: "@ε°η‘θ½ζε? β
Feng Shuo: "You two can rest assured, most of the photographer's revelations are in line with the facts, but sometimes, even if you know a lot of facts, before you see all the facts, they will still interfere with your judgment, netizens' complaints, or anger, are based on our poor attitude, and the filming of this drama is based on perfunctory public, but there is no problem with our attitude, and many people can't imagine that our crew saves money, and it is also for comedy effect." β
Yin Dongnuan: "Save money for the sake of comedy? β
Lin Zhibai: "What are you kidding?" β
Feng Shuo: "Anyway, you'll know after watching our show." β
Yin Dongnuan: "Just don't be pitted by Kunpeng, be careful that they pull you out as a substitute for the dead." β
Lin Zhibai: "......"
Although he pretended not to know in the group, Yin Dongnuan was so suspicious of Kunpeng, Lin Zhibai couldn't help crying and laughing.
There is indeed a way to replace the dead ghosts.
For example, when this drama hit the street, he put the responsibility on the director's head, explaining to the public that "this drama is what the director wants to shoot".
Anyway, the screenwriter is not there, and he can not stick to the pan at all.
And Kunpeng can't be said to be completely dumped, so at least it can let director Feng Shuo share half of the pressure.
But "I Never Expected" couldn't just hit the streets.
Take 10,000 steps back, even if this short drama really hits the street, he won't cheat his good friend.
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Following.
Public opinion continued to ferment as Lin Zhibai imagined.
Lin Zhibai will even take the initiative to pay attention to some complaints and even scolding of Kunpeng on the Internet.
Because this is the situation he wants to see, in fact, if Lin Zhibai is willing, he can explain things more clearly.
But it's not necessary.
Anyway, it will be broadcast in the evening.
I didn't see that netizens are waiting for you to broadcast this drama, see how I spray your posture?
Everyone has a keyboard ready, how can you not cooperate?
And in the course of a day, it is advancing little by little in the continuous fermentation of public opinion.
Morning.
Midday.
Afternoon.
Six o'clock in the evening.
Seven o'clock in the evening.
7:50 p.m.!
During the ten-minute countdown to the last broadcast, the traffic of Kunpeng Video began to rise, and a large number of netizens poured in!
Industry.
Big three.
All sides are watching!
It's by no means that everyone has any expectations for "Never Expected", almost everyone is watching the jokes.
"It's almost begins!"
"I'm ready to squirt!"
"If it weren't for the script written by Mr. Wuyehou, I wouldn't have come to read it."
"Maybe Mr. Hou didn't expect his script to be so ruined by Kunpeng."
"Wow!"
"When the time comes, I'll wipe it and update ten episodes in one go!"
"Huh?"
"The first episode is so short!"
"It's shorter than a skit!"
During the discussion, the audience had already clicked on the first episode, but the first episode was just over three minutes long, which instantly blinded many people's eyes.
That's too short, isn't it?
Everyone's brains are a little cloudy.
At home at this time, Yin Dongnuan also appeared on the Kunpeng video, and directly turned on the projection mode to watch it on a super big TV.
The opening song sounds.
"The pressure of life makes me forget who I am, I want to be a hero but I am still the unlucky Wang Sledgehammer, this world makes you helpless, I don't know whether it is good or bad, the change is too fast and I am afraid that I will miss this era, I am too confused in Zhangwang, I think of me thinking of running under the sunset, that is you and that is your lost youth
I never expected that the festival was gone
I never thought the world was so wonderful
I never expected Yo Yo Chek to make trouble
I never thought of it
Looking forward to waking up, there can be ten beautiful girls, the reality gives you a pancake fruit without eggs, the law of nature is that if you have money, you will kneel for the uncle, and if you don't learn the moves of the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you will ......"
Yin Dong Nuan.
This opening song is quite fun, especially the last sentence "I never thought of lala" is inexplicably a bit of demonic brainwashing.
Subsequently.
An advertising slogan appears:
"This episode is sponsored and broadcast by the Qinzhou Temporary Workers Association - back the black pot, we are professional."
Ah......h
Yin Dongnuan couldn't help but smile.
When he first heard "This episode is sponsored and broadcast by the Qinzhou Temporary Workers Association", Yin Dongnuan didn't feel that anything was wrong, and seriously thought about which association this is?
Does Qinzhou have this association?
Seeing the latter sentence "We are professional in carrying the black pot", she reacted, and this passage was purely spoof and sarcasm.
Meanwhile.
Some netizens also laughed, everyone understood it, this paragraph is a satire on the phenomenon of various temporary workers in society, anyway, if something happens, it was the temporary worker who did it.
"Haha."
"It's pretty, I'm wondering where did this poor crew get the sponsorship, the Temporary Workers Association is okay?"
"At first, I didn't think it was wrong."
"Huh?"
"The opening song and this stalk are pretty fun."
"Where is this, the feature film is the point, don't be dismissed by Kunpeng with a stalk!"
"Yes."
"I held the annual meeting of this broken website, and it would be too bad to show me some shoddy things."
"What good things can this kind of poor crew shoot."
"Low-cost production often means that there is no good product when it is cheap."
"Kunpeng is quite temperamental, and he is not convinced when he says that their quality is poor, so he insists on broadcasting on the cusp."
"Then take a look."
Bluestar's video website has a barrage, and many people communicate directly through the barrage, which is not only an ordinary audience, but also a lot of industry insiders, and even the three good deeds.
Discussion room.
The feature film begins.
I saw a young man in ancient clothes appear in the camera, his expression was dull as if his face was paralyzed, his mouth was slightly open, and two front teeth could be vaguely seen, and there was an inexplicable sense of joy.
Meanwhile.
The voiceover sounds.
Mental activity with music with a strong sense of rhythm: "My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama. β
The voice changed.
Wang Dazhui suddenly turned his head to look at the sword in his hand, his mouth still did not move, and his mental activity continued to appear in the form of a voiceover, this time with an emotional complaint: "This is too low-cost!" Where is the children's toy sword? β
Shout.
The children's toy sword held by Wang Da Hammer turned out to be in the bulingbuling flash.
"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing!"
The children's toy sword in Wang Dazhu's hand suddenly flashed even more.
"Huh?"
"I'm not convinced that you are of poor quality!"
Burst!
Netizens couldn't help but laugh.
This time I really couldn't help it.
What do you mean by "saying that you are of poor quality, and you are not convinced"?
Wang Dazhui's complaint, isn't it the same complaint that netizens have complained about Kunpeng in the past two days?
"What the hell!"
"Is the toy sword okay?"
"That's a spoof!"
"Kunpeng didn't deceive people, it really has special effects, you see this toy sword flashing, hahahahahaha, isn't this self-black?"
"This is the most perfunctory special effect I've ever seen!"
"Where did you find this actor? It's quite fun, and the expression is inexplicably joyful. β
"The lines are also very interesting, I directly complained about my low cost, and said the words of netizens, so that netizens have nothing to say?"
This feeling of joy is too strong!
Combined with netizens' complaints about Kunpeng's drama, people who laugh can't help but be happy.
Hiss.
Everyone suddenly felt that this drama didn't seem to be as bad as they imagined?
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The feature continues.
A person suddenly jumped out from opposite Wang Dazhui.
That's right.
This man in ancient costume and ugly looks jumped into the camera, holding an unsheathed sword in his hand, and read the lines very perfunctorily when he came up:
"Hahaha!"
"If you want to rescue the princess, ......"
The man actually forgot the words, and hummed for a long time, "Just ...... Well...... Only...... Just step over my corpse! Well! β
I finally remembered.
The guy also affirmed himself.
Wang Dazhui: "Please, can you memorize the lines before coming up?" β
The man said: "Come on, use your trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist!" β
Wang Dazhui: "It turns out that I used boxing...... Jiuyang Divine Fist? Sounds so hanging! β
Swish.
Wang Dazhui directly threw away the toy sword, clenched it with both hands, and then the special effects appeared, in fact, the lens was slightly distorted.
"I feel a powerful force converging into both fists!"
"My left fist is burning like a flame!"
"My right fist is as cold as frost!"
"Huh?"
"I'm a big Γ, what a thing, I didn't even do special effects, and it's too perfunctory to type directly!"
Wang Dazhui raised his fists.
The left fist is written with the words "Fire Effect".
In the right fist is written the words "Frost Effect".
The man shouted, "Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!" β
Wang Dazhui: "Hey! How do you see this trick? It's too astringent, isn't it? β
The man acted unobtrusively: "It's amazing!" β
After speaking, the man shook his body wildly, and the words "fire effect" and "frost effect" kept appearing on his chest.
At last.
The man fell down and began to say his last words: "I am worthy of being the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist, and I have no regrets in my career......"
Wang Da Hammer broke the defense, "No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I said!" β
The man continued to play his own, and this time the performance was quite like that, "I remembered the running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth." β
With a coquettish gasp.
The man died on the spot.
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This moment.
In front of the screen.
Yin Dongnuan was dumbfounded.
Netizens were dumbfounded.
Industry insiders are dumbfounded.
The three major people were also dumbfounded.
What kind of thing is this Nima shooting?
Why can't this villain even remember his lines?
Why did this villain hang up without doing anything?
Can the special effects or something be a little more perfunctory?
Also Are the villain's last words before he dies serious?
Poof!
After a moment of dumbness and sluggishness, everyone burst into laughter, even those industry insiders who came to see the excitement, as well as the three employees with bad intentions, couldn't help but laugh crazy, Yin Dongnuan even laughed with a stomachache, and patted his thigh hard.
Can't help it!
I really can't help it!
What the hell is this filming, obviously the plot is clueless, obviously the actors' performances, and special effects or something, are all perfunctory to the extreme, but they are still so funny!
Crash.
Dense!
The barrage exploded!
(End of chapter)