Chapter 158: Hou Ye
"Hahahaha!"
"What kind of style is this, I'm laughing to death!"
"Is this an attempt to laugh at me and then inherit my Kunpeng Video membership?"
"Is it okay to type directly with the Frost Fire effect?"
"Nima, squirt!"
"What the hell is the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, hey, why is it astringent, I'm still a child, I don't understand at all!"
"I have no regrets in my life?"
"I think of running in the sunset that day?"
"The lines are written overnight?"
"Hahaha, this is too unserious, is this still the hurricane of writing "The Waiter Who Never Sleeps"?"
"Really low-cost!"
"Why, the more perfunctory their performances, the more I want to laugh!"
"No wonder the cost is so low, can there be this laughing fruit at the cost of hemp eggs?"
Just over a minute.
The audience has changed their opinion of this drama!
And the feature film has just begun here.
Wang Dazhui walked on the road, "Now that the enemy has been defeated, then I can rescue the princess, right?" ”
"No!"
At this time, another villain jumped out, "You have to beat me!" ”
The audience was dumbfounded.
Because this villain is the guy who received the lunch box just now, Wang Dazhui also recognized it, and said in confusion: "Didn't I already defeat you just now?" ”
Villain: "Do you think that person was me?" ”
Wang Dazhui: "It's just a change of clothes!" ”
The villain laughed and said, "That's right." ”
Wang Da Hammer: "I actually admit it shamelessly, this crew is too poor, will you die if you change actors?" ”
The audience laughed again.
The outside world has been scolding Kunpeng for being shoddy and reluctant to spend money, but as a result, the crew is also scolding with netizens, all kinds of self-blackening!
Villain: "Come on, let's fight it out!" ”
The audience thought:
Are you going to really fight now?
However, the next scene made everyone laugh until their eggs hurt!
The picture turned out to be two stickmen fighting, one stickman had the words "Wang Da Hammer" on his head, and the other stickman had the word "enemy" written on his head.
There is also text on it.
What Wang Sledgehammer uses a unique stunt, what kind of enemy is dealt with with with the Flame King Kong Fist, the music is very burning, the fight or something depends on the text commentary, and the crew can't wait to make up for the audience's brains directly!
"Funding explosion!"
The barrage is all brushing these four words, and many people's hands are shaking when they type, and they are really going to die of laughter from this drama.
At the end of the stickman frame.
The villain has fallen again, and the lines are exactly the same as before, "worthy of being the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist......"
Wang Dazhu: "What just happened?" ”
The villain said to himself: "I have no regrets in my life......"
Wang Dazhui: "I didn't do anything!" ”
The villain continued to say to himself: "I think of running in the sunset that day......"
In the footage of memories.
The silhouette of the villain runs in the wild.
Villain: "That's my lost youth!" ”
Finally!
The decisive battle is coming!
Wang Dazhui's mood did not fluctuate: "I am about to rescue the princess, why don't you expect anything from this?" ”
He walked over to a meadow.
There is a huge perfunctory special effect in front of it, and the words "Flaming Mountain" are written on it.
There was a villain standing on the Flaming Mountain, and sure enough, it was the guy who had died twice before.
Wang Dazhui was expressionless: "Can this special effect be a little more scummy?" There's no sense of substitution at all! And the guy standing on top of the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? It wasn't drawn by the same makeup artist, right? The style is completely different! ”
Above the mountain of special effects.
The villain looked at Wang Da Hammer and smiled evilly, "Young man, you are finally here, and the princess is locked up in the castle...... Tut...... This and this, this and this bottom. ”
I forgot the words again!
Wang Dazhui was helpless, "How many times have you memorized it and still can't remember the lines?" ”
The villain simply jumped a line: "You have to step over my corpse!" Young man, I'm going to fight you to the death! ”
Music.
Wang Da Hammer's expression changed, "It is worthy of being the ultimate demon king, and even the special effects have become exquisite!" ”
The villain has a pair of black wings behind him.
Made of plastic.
But it's really a lot better than before.
Wang Dazhui: "It's finally a bit of a decisive battle!" ”
If you really fight this time?
The audience watched with wide eyes.
Then the villain slipped his foot and fell straight down the mountain.
Audience: "......"
Wang Dazhu: "......"
The villain began to leave his last words: "My career has no regrets......"
Wang Dazhui: "No regrets about your sister!" It was obvious that he fell to his death! ”
The villain said to himself: "I think of running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth......"
Another gasp.
The Great Demon King also hung up.
The picture changed for a while.
Wang Dazhui's sluggish face.
"My name is Wang Dazhu, I never expected that I would rescue the princess when I didn't want to save the princess at all."
He turned his head to look.
The princess was also played by the villain before, Ya is a man, can she still play the princess?
Wang Dazhui: "Sure enough, it's still this ......"
Princess: "You saved me, I want to go to the cave with you today, I want the cave room and the cave room I want to want!" ”
Wang Da Hammer took out a toy sword and wiped his neck.
Committed suicide.
The princess hugged him, "Why do you do this? Why bother? ”
Voice-over.
Wang Dazhui's voice, "Hehe, I don't want to do it with this kind of poor drama combination again." ”
End of the first episode.
That's followed by some tidbits.
……
on the web.
All the netizens who criticized this show before, all kinds of anger, and all kinds of singing and declining forgot everything before, and everyone was laughed at as fools in the first episode!
"How can it be so funny!"
"This is the funniest drama I've ever seen!"
"It's been over three minutes, and God knows how many times I've laughed."
"Tears are laughing out of my eyes."
"Laughing stomach hurts, goose goose goose goose!"
"I'm laughing out loud!"
"Originally, I didn't have abs, but this drama directly made me laugh out of my abs."
"Hahahahahaha, it's really shoddy, it's really a special mess, but people seem to want this kind of effect, if this drama is too exquisite, it won't have this effect!"
"I was wrong!"
"Kunpeng, please take my knees!"
"Kneel down for the Nightless Hou, I can't believe that this thing is from the same screenwriter as "Hurricane"!"
"Hou Ye yyds!"
"What's the name of this actor, I'm a fan of him, and his expression is simply amazing!"
"Kunpeng, I'm sorry, I'm going to open a member!"
"What kind of membership to open, the first ten episodes are all free!"
"There's an ad ahead of the second episode."
"Local tyrant!"
This drama released ten episodes in one go, except for the first episode, there were no ads, and there were ads from the second episode onwards.
If you open a membership, you can be exempted from advertising.
And judging from the effect of the first episode, many people have been attracted and decided to open a membership directly, so that they don't have to wait for advertisements later.
……
Industry.
A lot of people are confused.
Professionals can naturally see how good this comedy is, and it has completely created a new style of comedy!
"How!"
"This style is truly invincible!"
"There is no head, no brain, no logic, many things are untenable at all, but this thing can make everyone lose logic, and even lose their brains, as long as they follow the silly music, it's over!"
"This is the first episode."
"Can you keep this quality in the future?"
"Hard, isn't it?"
"The first episode is so densely laughing!"
……
Big three.
Myths are no longer arrogant, Nathan is no longer mocking, Skylight is no longer singing, and many people feel like their brains are buzzing.
Suddenly.
Someone said: "This is just the beginning, it doesn't mean anything!" ”
"Yes!"
"Look again!"
"Can you still be so funny in the future?"
"Impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
"How can the script of the Nightless Waiting be funny like this!"
"The lines in it are so brainwashing, what a run in the sunset, the lost youth, it's really demonic."
"How does this guy have a brain, this kind of comedy script is very difficult to create, and his style has changed so much!"
……
Circle!
There are also many people here who are paying attention to "Never Expected".
This kind of attention started from Kunpeng's official announcement that the script of "Never Expected" was created overnight.
"Never expected?"
"I really didn't expect this wave!"
"Hahahaha netizens are stupid, asking why there are so many changes in Buyehou, it seems that they still don't understand Teacher Buyehou."
"Sleepless is famous for his changeable style!"
"The White Night Hou, the Black Night Hou, and the Hou Ye who wrote the script, as we all know, the Night Hou is a divided state with tens of millions of incarnations."
"Is this time a white night or a dark night?"
"I usually scold and scold, we really have to call Ye this time, he was Master Hou when he was a screenwriter!"
……
After watching the first episode, everyone woke up!
It is true that the shoddy production, the special effects are perfunctory, and the reluctance to spend money or anything is true, but it is the characteristic of this show!
People are all about being funny!
Netizens have sprayed the wrong one before, and many people are feeling guilty.
Someone has already swiped out the five words "Kunpeng I'm sorry" in the barrage, and there are so many likes that they explode!
Public opinion is beginning to reverse!
Everyone realizes that they have wronged Kunpeng!
And Jiang Cheng called Lin Zhibai, and his voice was full of excitement: "Boss! The number of our member registrations has begun to grow, and many people opened members after watching the first episode of "Never Expected", just to avoid the advertisements of the next nine episodes, but most people open them, they are all monthly members, and they may run away after watching this drama, but this is already very good, our Kunpeng video's losses can be temporarily stopped, should we consider being on VIP after the update, and non-members can't watch that? ”
"Not in VIP."
Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This drama is used to attract traffic to Kunpeng videos, you can watch it without members, as long as you are willing to wait for thirty seconds of advertising per episode, you can drive away some people if you are on the VIP." ”
Making money is not the primary purpose.
Drainage is the most important thing.
In the excitement of netizens, everyone has already watched the next nine episodes, and each episode will only take a few minutes anyway.
This kind of mini-series, like fast food, can be watched in a short time......
Why was Douyin so popular in the previous life?
It is because it is short and fast, and in the shortest time, it catches the most eyeballs.
And "Never Expected" is also the same!
(End of chapter)