"You're embarrassed to say," Wu Ziping slapped Li Ling again, and said angrily, "My socks have been washed by you, and I can't wear them anymore." ”

Li Ling smiled dryly, he didn't want to discuss this matter with her, he could only say that he was young.

Too impulsive.

"Also, what did you call me just now?"

"Aunt," Li Ling repeated again, "didn't you tell me to practice?" Is it better to choose a day than to hit the day? You were quite handsome just now, like a big villain, and scared the Demon Venerable to the point of urine. ”

"It's okay," Wu Ziping nodded, this was her original plan, even if Li Ling didn't call her aunt, she would teach him, but teaching was one thing, it was up to him how much he could learn.

Immediately took out a few forms and pens from his bag and handed them to Li Ling, saying, "You first fill in this application form, confidentiality agreement, and responsibility letter." ”

Li Ling took it and flipped it over, to the effect that it could not be revealed to ordinary people, it could not endanger public safety, and it was necessary to stand up for such things if there was something, and the application form was the admission application form of Yujing Xiuxian Academy, or correspondence education.

It's a bit too formal.

"You're from Yujing Xiuxian University?" Li Ling was surprised by this, he could often hear about the Yujing School from many films, television, novels, and game works, but it turned out to be a university here, and this group of immortal cultivators kept pace with the times.

"Well, I'm from the sixteenth class and just graduated last month."

"That's not right," Li Ling counted the time above, "The correspondence courses are all eight years, and you can't have more than a few more years?" And even if it's the same eight years, won't you have to graduate in June next year? How did you graduate earlier than correspondence courses? ”

"Just take enough credits, it's easy to graduate."

"Oh," Li Ling didn't think too much about it, and buried himself in filling out the form.

After writing the admission application form, Li Ling handed it to Wu Ziping for inspection, and said with a smile: "That's okay?" Then should I call you senior sister or aunt now? ”

After all, my aunt has another meaning, and it is more or less ambiguous to call men and women like this.

"Whatever you want," Wu Ziping looked at the side with slanted eyes, and said casually, "If you don't want to call you, you can not call it." ”

"Then let's call you Auntie."

Li Ling, who grew up watching the TV series remade from Mr. Jin's novel, like most boys, has a beautiful aunt who sleeps in her heart and teaches her martial arts.

It's no wonder that the combination of foals and big trucks has been particularly popular in recent years.

Even if Li Ling is long past the age of being a foal.

At this time, Mi Xiaoxiao also washed the dishes, chopsticks and kitchenware, opened the nut gift box brought by Wu Ziping, and after picking and choosing from it, she chose a pack of crispy broad beans that looked good, and played with her mobile phone while eating.

Big Tooth bit the crispy broad beans hard and gurgled, as if this was not eating broad beans, but the cartilage knocked off Wu Ziping's body!

Who told you to force me to wash the dishes?

Are the hands of the Demon Venerable used to wash dishes and do housework?

It's used to fight the country!

But because of this, Mi Xiaoxiao has another reason to conquer this world.

- When I conquer this place, I must write on the law that "the court eagle dog must take the initiative to wash the dishes and kitchen utensils after eating"!

No, I can't wait to conquer the world, and when my strength is almost restored, and I am stronger than you, I will take you captive, let you wash the bathroom and dishes for me, and become a servant waiting for me!

After Mi Xiaoxiao ate a few broad beans, she couldn't eat them anymore, so she put the broad beans aside and leaned over to see what Li Ling was writing.

"Yujing Immortal Cultivation Academy Admission Application Form?" Mi Xiaoxiao was taken aback when she saw this, "Are you ready to betray Tianluomen, prepare to take refuge in the righteous path, and then go over to have a big meal?" ”

Mi Xiaoxiao felt heartache, although she had escaped the temptation of Wu Ziping, a righteous person who was also an eagle dog of the imperial court, but her stupid apprentice still couldn't hide after all, and she was divided so easily, so that half of the Tianluomen Blue Star Sect was directly missing, and it was still half of the main combat power!

Is this different from the conspiracy of using withering gluttony as bait to guide the couple to assassinate his stepmother, Dong Bang, to divide the bandits?

The only difference is that as the boss of Tianluomen, he is still alive.

But ah, although some people are alive, their hearts are dead, if the apprentice wants to leave, then she might as well go with her, at least there is a big meal to eat, so that she will not be on the street again, watching others eat brisket noodles.

"This is a form for me to fill out before practicing, and it has nothing to do with eating a big meal," Li Ling looked up at Mi Xiaoxiao, who still couldn't forget the food in Wu Ziping's cafeteria, "If you want to eat a big meal so much, why don't you go with Ziping?" ”

"It's just that you can throw it in the sink after eating at our side, and you don't have to wash the dishes by hand."

“！” Mi Xiaoxiao, who had wasted his strength to wash the dishes, chopsticks and kitchen utensils, was shaken again, and cast an inquiring look at Li Ling.

Disciple, why don't we descend?

Wu Ziping understood the meaning of Mi Xiaoxiao's eyes, and immediately refused: "No, Li Ling doesn't meet the requirements, only you can go over." ”

This hateful court eagle dog, bullying me has no power to restrain the chicken, don't dare to go alone, right!

You guessed it!

Mi Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth, took another broad bean and threw it into her mouth and clucked with her big teeth to vent her inner dissatisfaction.

......

Li Ling filled out the form and handed it to Wu Ziping for inspection, Wu Ziping took a serious look at it and corrected a few mistakes in the form, and after correcting it, she took a photo of him, and left the rest to her to deal with.

Then came the time of nerve-wracking preaching and employment.

"You take a look at this first," Wu Ziping gave Li Ling a thin booklet, "to see if you feel anything." ”

Although Li Ling's experience in the third year of high school was not selected, Wu Ziping checked the records of that year and found that he was not unable to practice, but his qualifications were a little worse, and it was difficult to achieve anything.

Therefore, Wu Ziping is not ready to let Li Ling cultivate into a strong man or any power, so that he can improve his body, prolong his life, and live a little longer.

"Yujing Jue?" Li Ling looked at it, I don't know what material this booklet is made of, it looks like paper, but it is as warm as jade.

"Well," Wu Ziping nodded, "I don't know exactly what the principle is, but the paper of this material with the pictures and texts on it can resonate with the people who practice this exercise, so as not to go down the wrong path with half the work." ”

Li Ling opened it, and there were some incomprehensible patterns and words in it, and he struggled to see it from beginning to end, and finally shook his head.

.......Mi Xiaoxiao stood on the sofa, smiled happily with her hands on her hips, and looked at Wu Ziping with disdain after laughing enough, "His qualifications are mediocre, the only change is the exercise that cultivates his brain, you find a third-rate exercise and want to grab an apprentice with this seat?" ”

Saying that, Mi Xiaoxiao glanced at the exercises in Li Ling's hand, and her face changed dramatically in an instant, "My mother, show me quickly!" ”

"Want to fart?"

Wu Ziping reached out and took back the booklet in Li Ling's hand and put it back in the bag, then took it out into the bag, and then took out a few different exercises and handed them over.

Wu Ziping's preparation can be described as quite rich, if he can't resonate with these things he brings, then take him to the library for a walk.

The library has gathered many world's exercise cheats, and you can always find something suitable for him.

"If you look at this again, it should be a lot easier."

"This seat said that his qualifications are mediocre and he can't understand this," Mi Xiaoxiao said and stretched out her hand, wanting to fish in troubled waters, and took away a copy, and then her paw was hit by Wu Ziping.