Chapter 22 Cultivation Begins with a Barking Dog
Li Ling was silently flipping through the booklet, while Wu Ziping and Mi Xiaoxiao were looking at him nervously.
Especially Mi Xiaoxiao, her hands began to tremble when she went to get broad beans, for fear that Li Ling would resonate with the text pattern above, and thus cause her eldest disciple to be robbed by Wu Ziping, the imperial eagle dog.
Fortunately, it didn't, except for a pamphlet on the way, which shook Mi Xiaoxiao so much that her heart almost jumped to her throat, and nothing happened behind her eyes.
As Mi Xiaoxiao said to him at the beginning, his qualifications are mediocre, and he can only crawl and roll at the foundation building layer in his life.
"Don't be discouraged," Mi Xiaoxiao patted Li Ling's shoulder comfortingly, "She can't teach you to have this seat." You are fortunate enough to enter this Heavenly Throne, that is your chance, and it is your eight lifetimes of cultivation and good fortune. ”
The corners of Mi Xiaoxiao's mouth were smugly hooked, and she glanced at Wu Ziping, who was packing up her things, and waved her hand: "Okay, now is the time for this seat to teach disciples, and the inconsequential idlers should leave the territory of this sect quickly." ”
"I'll take a look here," Wu Ziping didn't leave, crossed her legs and looked at Li Ling and Mi Xiaoxiao, "In case he goes mad and kills, you little arms and legs, can you subdue him?" ”
"Fart," Mi Xiaoxiao clasped her hands to her chest, "He cultivates the most suitable Heavenly Rank Exercises in this sect, do you think they are those third-rate exercises of yours?" How can you go crazy? ”
After Mi Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she rubbed her fingers, because of the relationship between eating broad beans, it looked oily, and there was a lot of seasoning on it, so she resisted the urge to lick it for the sake of her face, and said to herself, "This seat will clean your hands first" and climbed down the sofa, walked to the laundry counter on the balcony to wash your hands.
When Mi Xiaoxiao came back, she no longer sat on her original single sofa, but sat cross-legged next to Wu Ziping, so that she and Li Ling were separated by a Wu Ziping, lest Li Ling really go crazy or something, and there was a Wu Ziping in the way.
Wu Ziping understood what Mi Xiaoxiao meant by sitting next to herself who had a bad relationship, and began to pretend to pick up her bag, and said, "Since you started, I, an idle person, should avoid it, so as not to overhear the secrets of your sect." ”
"It's okay," Mi Xiaoxiao pressed Wu Ziping's shoulder, "If you have nothing to do, you can listen to it, if you have any understanding, this seat is not impossible to accept you as the second disciple of this seat." ”
Looking at Mi Xiaoxiao's pitiful eyes like a puppy, Wu Ziping stopped teasing her, and sat honestly to be Li Ling's protector.
Mi Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief, crossed over to Wu Ziping and snatched Li Ling's mobile phone, and said, "You are not allowed to play with mobile phones during class!" ”
"Don't play," Li Ling snatched the phone back again, put it on the table, and learned the two of them to sit cross-legged and face to face, their bodies straight and straight, "You can say it." ”
Mi Xiaoxiao was satisfied with Li Ling's serious listening appearance, and said, "First, what exercises have you obtained?" ”
"Swallowing the sky," Li Ling said without thinking, he didn't hide it anymore, anyway, Mi Xiaoxiao knew it, and Li Ling didn't dare to follow the person above to practice blindly, and it wasn't a system flow, what if something happened to the practice?
Just like the so-called Sunflower Treasure Book, most people see the first page and give themselves to the grid, and when they open the second page, they know that there is a way that they don't need to squeak, isn't this the consequence of blind practice?
You only have one life, and you have to be careful.
"Oh, this," Mi Xiaoxiao didn't show any shock or surprise on her face after hearing it, as flat as ever, "It's just an unpopular exercise in the Heavenly Rank Exercises, and it's quite reluctant." ”
"What is the non-flowing exercise in the Heavenly Rank Exercises?" Li Ling was dissatisfied with Mi Xiaoxiao's words, "If I'm not mistaken, the Heavenly Rank Exercise should be the top, right?" Even if it was the weakest of the Heavenly Rank Exercises, it wasn't enough to kill a lot of low-level Exercises in an instant? ”
And what's the difference between "I'm poor and I'm only last on the Forbes rich list"?
"Are you a master or is this seat a master?" Mi Xiaoxiao frowned, "Don't you know that apprentices can't refute master's words?" ”
Hearing this, Wu Ziping felt displeased, if this was changed to the dialect of South Vietnam, wouldn't it be "apprentices are not allowed to talk to the master"?
You still want to talk to him?
There is a reason why she gave up the big meal and didn't eat here.
Li Ling also thought of this, but he was thinking about whether to use an authentic South Vietnamese dialect to let her.
Forget it, Mi Xiaoxiao should be unintentional, and she shouldn't become a terrier when she first touches her mobile phone.
So he continued to look like a good student who was eager to learn, and said modestly: "You go on." ”
Mi Xiaoxiao is more and more satisfied with Li Ling's respectful attitude, it would be better if she could change "you" to "you", but Mi Xiaoxiao also knows that changing a person's attitude is not something that can be done in a while, so let's figure it out.
"Devouring the sky and swallowing the sky, this so-called Devouring Heaven is to let you have the power to devour the heavens and the earth, and practice to the fullest, not to mention the mountains and rivers, even the sun, moon and stars are no longer a problem."
"Niu Huanxi," Li Ling gave a perfunctory compliment, always feeling that Mi Xiaoxiao's words were exaggerated, and if he could swallow the sun, moon and stars, wouldn't that be to train himself into a black hole?
If it's really that powerful, or is it just an unpopular exercise in the Heavenly Rank?
How exaggerated is that first-class?
"That's nature," Mi Xiaoxiao said proudly, "This is the technique created by our Heavenly Lord, the Patriarch of the Heavenly Heavens, after studying the power of the legendary divine beast Tengu who can swallow the sun and the moon. ”
"I thought it was gluttony."
"Don't interrupt," Mi Xiaoxiao waved her hand and continued, "So if you want to practice the Heaven Swallowing Technique, you must first find a sense of substitution. ”
"Sense of substitution?" Li Ling felt bad, didn't he let him learn the behavior and habits of dogs, right?
"You first have to imitate Amaterasu's behavior habits, but since Amaterasu, as a dog god, is a divine beast, it is rare to see it on weekdays, so it is better to retreat and imitate the behavior and habits of dogs with Amaterasu's blood."
"You can start now, the cultivation starts with learning how to bark a dog, and the sound is louder, preferably the kind that the whole community can hear clearly."
"Trick me?" Li Ling took a breath, only to feel a nameless fire stirring in his chest, causing him to unconsciously clench his fists, and his finger bones erupted with a crackling sound like fried beans.
"He's going crazy!" Mi Xiaoxiao shouted, and hurriedly hid behind Wu Ziping, "Stop him!" ”
"Oh," Wu Ziping grabbed Mi Xiaoxiao's waist with her backhand and moved her in front of her, and held her hands and feet, and said, "I'll hold it down for you, beat her, a guy who cheats on eating and drinking." ”
Wu Ziping also felt angry, after all, Li Ling was her friend and her old classmate, and now Mi Xiaoxiao violated the agreement and refused to teach him, and deliberately tricked him to let him learn to bark, how could she not be angry as a friend?
Mi Xiaoxiao was scared, looking at Li Ling who was gradually approaching and his casserole-sized fist, fear gradually crept up on her pretty face, and her body couldn't help but start trembling.
It seems that my Demon Venerable Mi Xiaoxiao will really fall here today!