Li Ling's fist still didn't fall on Mi Xiaoxiao's body after all, and his intuition told him that although Mi Xiaoxiao's words were outrageous, they were true.

To practice this Heaven Swallowing Decision, you really have to start by imitating the behavior of dogs!

"It's always right to listen to this seat, you are the apprentice of this seat, will it still harm you?"

Mi Xiaoxiao, who was hiding behind Li Ling, glared at Wu Ziping viciously, this court eagle dog didn't help, and he slandered me for cheating and drinking, causing me to almost be beaten, and I was not trustworthy at all!

Sure enough, she just wants to dismantle my Tianluo Gate Blue Star Division!

"Just imitate the behavior of dogs, right?" Li Ling thought about it, it was impossible to learn how to bark, and as an adult with a little face, he couldn't do such an act.

But it's okay for a dog to bark.

Li Ling opened the game, drew ten consecutive draws, and then sent the screenshot to the game group, postscript: Meng Xin drew this, is it good to use?

White no return: not easy to use, it is recommended to decompose

Fairy cat cat: Dog barking?

Sledgehammer: A dog barking?

Holding the moon into your arms: Dog barking?

.......

Li Ling nodded with satisfaction, and showed Mi Xiaoxiao the interface of the mobile phone, and said, "Is it okay for such a dog to bark?" ”

"Giggle...... Wu Ziping covered her mouth and smiled, "You are not an electronic fairy, do you say that this kind of electronic dog barking is useful?" ”

"What does this dog mean?" Mi Xiaoxiao didn't understand this stalk at all, so she clicked on the screenshot and looked at it, and she couldn't see anything related to dog barking.

"The barking of the dog here means in Versailles, as for Versailles......."

Li Ling couldn't say why for a while, so he had to search for what Versailles meant on the browser.

"Actually, you just need to talk here, you're too slow to type like this." Mi Xiaoxiao proudly introduced the knowledge she learned in the video called voice input, just open your mouth to speak, which is far faster than Li Ling's input through character buttons one by one.

"I know, but I don't like voice typing, it's error-prone." Li Ling clicked on the entry of Versailles and handed the mobile phone to Mi Xiaoxiao, "By the way, do you know pinyin?" ”

"Pinyin? You mean those characters? No," Mi Xiaoxiao replied truthfully, there was nothing to hide, the text and language here were similar to those of a country on her side, but not 100% similar, for example, this input of unrelated characters could be used to piece together the input of words.

"I will teach you in class when the time comes," Wu Ziping interjected, "I asked this morning, and there will be a daily knowledge training class on the seventh day." ”

Mi Xiaoxiao didn't reply, and returned the phone to Li Ling after silently reading the entry about Versailles, she didn't want to pay attention to this scheming court eagle dog who constantly used tricks to make her Tianluo Gate Blue Star fall apart.

Knowing what the so-called "Versailles" and "dog barking" mean, Mi Xiaoxiao continued on the topic just now: "Dogs don't deliberately show off how many bones they have to others, and when they get new bones, they will only silently dig holes and hide the bones, so the way you just did not be a dog barking. ”

"So you'd better learn to bark as a dog, and don't think about going the other way."

"Let's talk about it," Li Ling still refused to let go of his dignity, it would be good if he whispered a few times in the room, but it had to be the kind that the whole community could hear, and the neighbors couldn't think he had rabies?

It is estimated that the aunt who lives diagonally opposite him will be the first to call an ambulance to pull him away!

"You can change the room to soundproofing," Wu Ziping suggested, "Put a soundproof layer around the room, and the doors and windows will also be soundproofed, so that you can't hear it from the outside, no matter how you howl." ”

Li Ling only felt that his eyes lit up when he heard it, yes, just decorate it and make the sound insulation good, how simple is this?

Once the soundproofing is done and the door is closed, who knows what I'm doing inside?

"But it should cost you a lot of money to change the room to sound insulation, I'll help you, draw a formation for you, diaphragm formation, so that you can practice well."

"I don't know how to bark a dog," Li Ling stiffened his mouth like Mi Xiaoxiao, learning this is not something worth talking about to others.

If you die, you will learn to howl wolves.

"Mmmm, I'm just adding a diaphragm function to your room, and we can sing in your room another day, so we don't have to worry about disturbing the rest of the neighbors."

For the sake of Li Ling's face, Wu Ziping found a suitable excuse for Li Ling very intimately, and the benefits of soundproofing in the room are not only cultivation and singing!

"That's right, then bothering you? It shouldn't take a lot of effort, right? Li Ling thought back to when Wu Ziping arranged the formation at the door of the bubble tea shop last night, he didn't see her make any moves, just walked around the table and did it.

"It's okay," Wu Ziping smiled in her eyes and bent over to lean over, "If you don't want to go, how about inviting me to dinner tonight?" ”

Li Ling's gaze moved down slightly, and after a pause, he looked directly into Wu Ziping's eyes again, nodded, and said, "Well, what do you want to eat?" ”

"You think to yourself, I'm going to work," Wu Ziping's face turned red after realizing it, raised her hand to cover her drooping collar, and got up and walked towards Li Ling's room.

Mi Xiaoxiao stared at Wu Ziping's back until she disappeared into Li Ling's room before she spoke: "She was trying to use the beauty trick to tempt you just now, so as to achieve the goal of disintegrating our Tianluomen. ”

"Huh?" Li Ling, who had disappeared from sight with the writhing full moon, came back to his senses, "Isn't it?" Ziping said that Tianluomen is illegal now, like the nature of the family, what else is there to disintegrate? ”

As for Wu Ziping's desire to tempt him, Li Ling didn't want to explain to Mi Xiaoxiao that when adult men and women get along with each other, it is normal to inadvertently leak out or touch certain parts.

It's not those Xiao Xian Neodymium, who spend all day thinking about whether others are trying to do something wrong with you.

"Who knows about her? Maybe it's because they feel a threat to the future development of our Tianlomon and are ready to strangle us in the cradle? In short, you must not fall for that woman. ”

"Oh," Li Ling no longer cooperated with Mi Xiaoxiao's inexplicable fantasy of being killed, "I'll go and see if Ziping needs my help." ”

When I came to the room, what caught my eye was not the imaginary Wu Ziping waving his arm to draw an extremely mysterious magic circle on the wall or the ground, but looking at his computer case.

Noticing Li Ling's arrival, Wu Ziping pointed to the figure in the chassis and said, "Do you like to play with figures now?" Is this Lexington? ”

That game Li Ziping used to play with Li Ling for a period of time, a card collision development game, which was a fishing boat and a liver boat, and later abandoned the pit because of his studies.

"Yes, Lexington's swimsuit figure, but that's it, I bought it to put the case," Li Ling took his hand out of the case and compared it with Wu Ziping in front of him, "She looks like you." ”

"I'm just, I'm not as big as her," Wu Ziping shyly slapped Li Ling, who suddenly played a hooligan, "This hip and hip-to-shoulder ratio is so big....... At first glance, it's the kind that has given birth or given birth to children.,I、I'm still a girl! ”

"I'm just saying that you're just as virtuous as Lexington, who is known as his wife," Li Ling pretended to be surprised, "Where do you want to go?" ”

"You, you, you ......."

Wu Ziping, who wanted to be crooked, blushed with shame, and her old stammering problem recurred, it turned out to be a thing that you have repeated for a long time, and you can't even say anything, looking at Li Ling's even more smiling face, she took a deep breath, and her cherry lips opened lightly, but this time there was only one neat word:

"Hit!"