Chapter 29: The Fairy Stick and the Beard
After the two of them played the Gatling fireworks towards the river, Wu Ziping was a little unsatisfied, and went to buy some fairy sticks to paddle around, posing in various poses for Li Ling to take pictures with his mobile phone.
"Take a good picture of me!" Wu Ziping tiptoed happily, "Whether it's the lighting, the composition is amazing!" ”
"The lighting depends on the fireworks in your hand, and the pose is also your pose, the key is that you are already good-looking, I am just a ruthless shutter robot."
"That'....... That's also thanks to you pressing the right shutter at the right time to shoot me so well. ”
"You've had all the good things to say."
"Originally," Wu Ziping retorted, handing Li Ling a fairy stick on the ground, "Gifts are still exchanged, it's time for me to shoot you." ”
"You're asking me to take a picture of this?" Li Ling's eyes widened in disbelief, "I'm a man!" ”
"What about men? Can't men be afraid of beautiful photos? Wu Ziping didn't give up, grabbed Li Ling's hand, and stuffed the fairy stick to play with Li Ling's hand.
"Take it!"
"Don't take it," Li Ling clenched his fists hard, not moving her at all, "Why don't we shoot something else, as long as I don't take this fairy stick to scratch my head." ”
Wu Ziping saw that Li Ling's attitude was so resolute, and after pondering for a while, she chose to compromise, nodded, and said, "Okay, I'll take some photos with you, you won't refuse again, right?" ”
"Okay," Li Ling also compromised, it was much better to take a photo with Wu Ziping than to scratch his head with a fairy stick.
And the name Fairy Stick generally means Mr. Horn, and it's really inappropriate for men to play this.
Hearing Li Ling's agreement, the corners of Wu Ziping's mouth hooked slightly, and sure enough, most human beings will choose to compromise when faced with unacceptable conditions.
If Li Ling, who didn't like to take pictures, was asked to take a photo with him at the beginning, then he would definitely refuse; But if he is asked to take a picture with a fairy stick with another meaning, and then takes out a group photo that is easier to accept after he refuses, then he will definitely choose to take a group photo.
Completely forgetting that he still has an option not to shoot.
"Come here with me, the lights are good, leaning against the guardrail....... Come closer, look at the camera, you can put your arm around my shoulder or hold my hand, be intimate. ”
"Okay," Wu Ziping took a few photos in a row, slid the album, looked at the intimate photo of the two, and let out a sneering laugh.
"I don't like to take pictures at night," Li Ling looked at Wu Ziping's mobile phone album, the young and beautiful girl in her arms, like a man in her third place, "At night, my stubble has come out, and I look a lot older." ”
"Men are more mature, bearded and attractive," Wu Ziping said and raised his hand to touch Li Ling's stubble chin, but was dodged, so he could only retreat and hold Li Ling's arm.
"If you don't want a beard, I can help you with a salve and make sure your chin and cheeks are as white and tender as mine."
"No, I just don't want my beard to grow so fast and so thick."
"How fast your beard grows means that you have enough blood, good kidneys, and ....... sex"
Wu Ziping's voice became smaller and smaller, her face became redder and redder, and she simply kept silent before she stammered, and Li Ling didn't ask Wu Ziping what the unspoken words were, they were all adults, and everyone who understood understood it.
The two walked for a while, and Wu Ziping, who had calmed down, stopped talking about Li Ling's dense beard, and changed the topic: "Let's go to the front and take a look, the white tower is quite high, and if you look down from above, the river view must be very beautiful." ”
"The gate of the White Tower should be locked at this time, otherwise it would have been full of people standing on it." Li Ling expressed regret, it would have been nice if he had come earlier.
"Who am I? If I want to go up, there are countless ways. ”
Wu Ziping has never been a person who is willing to abide by other people's rules, when she was studying before, the school rules stipulated that she could not keep long hair, but she kept it; Don't let change the trouser legs, she did; Students are not allowed to order takeout, which she often does; does not allow boarding students to go out, she often uses Li Ling's school card to sneak out;
Today, it is just a locked white tower that is usually open to the public, and it is not a private place.
It's just a sneak up to see the scenery, and it won't damage anything.
"Isn't it okay?" Li Ling hesitated, "If someone sees something, don't you make trouble?" ”
"Then don't let others see it? Rise! ”
As Wu Ziping's words fell, the two of them directly rose into the air and flew towards the top floor of the White Tower in Li Ling's loud groove.
Down-to-earth, Li Ling, who was afraid of heights, only felt that his legs were a little weak, and hurriedly held on to the railing so as not to lose his temper.
Looking down at where they had just been, they were really standing on the top floor of the White Tower without the pair of men and women holding hands.
It made Li Ling feel a little unreal, the human who was running on the ground with two feet actually flew up without borrowing external force.
"Do you still want to play? How many more times will I fly you? Or fly higher? Wu Ziping showed a smile that looked like a little devil, and took Li Ling's crooked hand with some force, making it look like she wanted to jump down with him.
"No, no," Li Ling moved a few steps sideways, and distanced himself from Wu Ziping, "This is still a little exciting for me who can't fly, let's talk about it later, and you can teach me when I can learn to fly when I cultivate." ”
"Okay, but you'll have to call me aunt when I teach you things."
Looking at Wu Ziping's flickering eyes, reflecting the fireworks blooming in the distance, Li Ling nodded, as if the aunt in her mouth was just the meaning of the master.
That's pretty good, actually, let's figure it out.
.......
The two stood on the top floor of the White Tower and watched the river scenery illuminated by colorful lights, the fireworks blooming in the sky far or near, and a couple who quarreled inexplicably and broke up.
In the end, the woman slapped the man, and the man was so angry that he scolded "I also have a lot of people chasing" and got directly into a luxury car parked on the side of the road.
The driver was also a man, and it seemed that he had wiped the tears from the corners of the man's eyes.
Wu Ziping is a little blind, she has not yet gotten used to this rapidly developing society after staying in the mountains and old forests for so many years.
The two stayed until the tourists by the river gradually left, and the vendors who did business gradually closed their stalls, and the two of them also reacted that it was time to go.
Even if Li Ling is unwilling, he still wants to stay with Wu Ziping for a while and chat with her about the excellent anime games in recent years, or the endless big melons and so on.
It's nice not to say anything.
Wu Ziping couldn't help him, grabbed his arm and jumped directly from the towering white tower, which was more exciting than the vertical slide of the water park, and the kind of stimulation that rose to his throat.
But no matter how scared he was, it was for a while, and when Li Ling came back to his senses, his feet stood on the solid ground again.
If you can't learn to fly or have a shadow on flying in the future, it must be a psychological shadow for Wu Ziping this time.