Wu Ziping didn't want to dig out this big killer weapon that had been sealed for many years from under Li Ling's bed, but who let Mi Xiaoxiao shoot her with a gun without knowing whether she was alive or dead, and it was a coincidence that a shot hit the bull's-eye?

Is that a place where you can shoot with a toy gun?

Just like a freshly ripe cranberry, it is rich in juice and delicate, and even when you taste it, you have to be gentle with your fingers, for fear of breaking a trace of skin and causing your hands to be full of juice.

This Mi Xiaoxiao, it really deserves to be beaten!

Mi Xiaoxiao was shot by the self-loading toy rifle and fled in embarrassment, and even lost one of her slippers.

Mi Xiaoxiao, who was barefoot, panted and leaned on the staircase on the first floor, rested for a while, and looked up from the gap in the middle of the staircase guardrail with palpitations.

The weapon in her hand is too terrible, not to mention that her pistol was confiscated by a stupid apprentice, even if she didn't pay it, she might not be able to beat her with two or three shots.

The pistol had to be loaded once for one shot, which was not at all comparable to the large gun that could fire infinitely without loading.

Where did she get a weapon like this, which is almost as good as the real thing?

Mi Xiaoxiao's mind came up with Li Ling's meaningful smile, and she was immediately furious, it was her stupid apprentice who gave it to her!

There has always been such a big killer weapon hidden in the sect, and as the master of the sect, he has been kept in the dark, causing him to spend twenty yuan stupidly to buy a broken pistol!

Li Ling even took the initiative to give weapons to the enemy!

Eat the inside and outside of the guy!

said that Cao Cao Cao (Cao Cao is a historical figure in Mi Xiaoxiao's world, and according to legend, her name has a strange power of law, as long as it is mentioned, she will know it, so she will appear by her side and kill it) arrived, and Mi Xiaoxiao's pocket rang, it was Li Ling calling.

"Hello?" Mi Xiaoxiao didn't have a good tone for the apprentice who didn't report the big killing weapon, "Do you still know that you still have such a master as this seat?" ”

"Don't talk so weirdly, where did you go? Lunch is ready, come back soon. ”

"Go back?" Mi Xiaoxiao frowned slightly, and her intuition told her that things were not so simple, "You don't want to trick this seat back, so that the woman can continue to shoot this seat with a gun, right?" ”

Through what Li Ling did just now, he is no longer as simple as just eating inside and out, maybe he has already secretly communicated with the imperial eagle dog and is in cahoots!

Maybe he called to trick himself back, and then tied himself to a chair while he was eating, so that the court eagle dog couldn't stop!

"Don't worry, Ziping's anger has disappeared, and she won't shoot you with a gun again," Li Ling on the balcony looked back at Wu Ziping, who was happily holding a broom and dustpan to sweep the bullets scattered everywhere, and sure enough, there was nothing that could not be solved by a shuttle bullet.

If there is, then two shuttles.

"I don't believe it! What if she shoots this seat with a gun again? ”

"Shall I block the bullet for you, then?" That gun belonged to Li Ling, he knew how powerful it was, as long as he didn't hit his eyes and Huigen, it didn't matter how he shot it.

"You swear!"

"I, the head of Tianluomen, Li Ling, the apprentice of Demon Venerable Mi Xiaoxiao, swears that if Wu Ziping shoots Mi Xiaoxiao with a gun again, I will fight to protect her."

Even if this level of oath is unbinding, Mi Xiaoxiao still nodded with satisfaction, what she wants is an attitude.

"Then I'll believe you once, and I'll come back."

Mi Xiaoxiao returned home, first put on the slippers that ran away, and then cautiously looked in, the court eagle dog and the apprentice sat down around the dining table, and the big gun and small pistol that were not loaded were on the coffee table in the living room.

Glancing at the imperial eagle dog playing with his mobile phone again, and then at the big gun, Mi Xiaoxiao suddenly had an immature idea.

Tiptoeing and gently .......

"Wash your hands and eat, you better go to the bathroom and wash your feet...... Why are you looking at me like that? ”

"There is more than enough success and more defeat," Mi Xiaoxiao, who was broken by the apprentice when he infiltrated the battle, caused the mission to fail, and went into the bathroom to wash his hands and feet.

Li Ling had almost finished the meal on the dining table, and after Mi Xiaoxiao sat down, she hurriedly took a braised Fushou fish with chopsticks, which was fragrant and delicious.

Take another bite.

After two mouthfuls of fish and flesh, Mi Xiaoxiao realized what was missing, looked around, and asked, "What about the cat in this seat?" ”

"No."

Li Ling pointed to a corner of the kitchen, where the golden silk slave was squatting and eating its lunch, a single fish meat was at least about three catties of braised Fushou fish bowl.

Invite Jin Sinu to eat fish, this is what Li Ling has already made an appointment with him, so when the fish is cooked, he will not hesitate to share half of the Fushou fish meat to Jin Sinu.

"It eats so much, huh? Halfway? Mi Xiaoxiao looked at the fish on the table, flipped it down with chopsticks, and took the fish bone as the boundary, and the other side was empty, without a trace of fish meat.

"Anyway, the Fushou fish is not delicious in the next meal, this fish weighs six or seven catties, can you and Wu Ziping finish eating?"

"Me and her? You don't eat? ”

"I don't eat fish, just eat fried green onion and oily wheat vegetables," Li Ling pointed to the golden fried green onion fried omelette in front of him and said, Lord Dragon King is still there, in order to fulfill his lie, even if the braised fish is delicious, he doesn't dare to touch it.

Not so.

This also reminded Li Ling of a short video abroad, a young man lied to the police in order to escape a speeding ticket, and his wife was about to give birth, and then the police followed the guy to the hospital, and the guy made a girl who had just given birth but had no father as his girlfriend on the spot in order to lie.

Then the police never left, and for the sake of that ticket, the guy could only accompany his girlfriend to watch the children grow up, study, get married, and even grow old......

Although it is not exaggerated to that extent, if the golden silk slave does not leave, it is estimated that Li Ling will not dare to eat fish anymore.

Fortunately, Li Ling has no interest in fish, even if he doesn't eat it for the rest of his life, it doesn't matter.

Now I kind of want to eat the sticks with meat and bones.

"You don't eat fish," Mi Xiaoxiao sandwiched another chopsticks of fish, this time the smoothest fish face meat on the whole fish, the kind of tenderness that slid into the throat.

"By the way, there is a hot dog here in this seat, give you one."

Mi Xiaoxiao took out a hot dog that she had almost forgotten in her pocket and put it in Li Ling's bowl, looked at Wu Ziping, ran into the kitchen and put it in the bowl of the golden silk slave, and ate the last one by herself, eating it slowly in a small bite, fragrant, and starving her.

Wu Ziping didn't care about Mi Xiaoxiao's stingy behavior of obviously ignoring her, poked Li Ling's arm, and pointed to her open mouth, with obvious intentions, to show off her mouth.

Li Ling immediately picked up the hot dog, stuffed it along Wu Ziping's tongue, and solved it directly.

Wu Ziping agitated her cheeks and looked at Mi Xiaoxiao provocatively, I still ate a hot dog after all, and I am angry with you.

Mi Xiaoxiao ignored Wu Ziping's provocation, her goal had been achieved, and it was none of her business who Li Ling gave to her.