Chapter 38: The Wise and Foolish Demon Venerable
"My mother, you're too handsome, aren't you?"
Mi Xiaoxiao, who was wiped out of magazines by Wu Ziping, did not learn her lesson, and after lunch, she couldn't wait to hold the black and big automatic rifle and touch it, and even her town gate holy beast was left out in the cold.
"This is my birthday gift from my dad when I was in junior high school," Li Ling said proudly, "This is called M4A1, although it is a model, but it is restored one-to-one, and even the weight is not much different from the real one." ”
Although proud, but the tone is also mixed with a bit of regret, after all, this is a gift that I received when I was in junior high school, and I have grown up, if I received it when I was a child, then he will definitely become the most beautiful boy in the entire community, and even a few streets and schools nearby, and become the king of children.
In reality, this toy gun, which can be fired continuously without frequent loading, is much more handsome than the fire unicorn.
No boy can resist the allure of a firearm.
Mi Xiaoxiao can't refuse, this heavy feel, this exquisite design, is really worthy of being a weapon that exists to kill.
The models are so handsome, if they really have it?
At the same time, the design of this firearm also provides Mi Xiaoxiao with a new weapon design idea, if the gun body is replaced with meteoric iron to build, the spell rune is engraved on the robbing tube, and then supplemented by the spirit stone as the drive, if it can be created, this thing is not much easier to use than the traditional rune!
If the material of the bullet is good enough, it can even make ordinary people have the power to kill immortals!
And not only guns, but even artillery, tanks, and other weapons and equipment that belong to this world can be transformed with the Spirit Stone Formation.......
A bold idea sprouted in Mi Xiaoxiao's heart, so that not to mention this world, even her own side can be easily conquered, right?
Mi Xiaoxiao had already vaguely seen the scene of her wisdom pushing the major immortal sects with the jet-black armor torrent.
Boom ....... It's me, I'm so smart.
"What are you daydreaming about?" Wu Ziping, who was the last to finish eating, flicked the forehead of Mi Xiaoxiao, who was holding a toy gun and smirking, "I'm done eating, you should clean up the table, wash the dishes and wash the kitchenware." ”
"And give the golden slave a bath," Li Ling felt the need to remind Mi Xiaoxiao, and before going out, he still held the golden slave, and as soon as he came back, he changed it to a toy gun, which became too fast.
The Dragon King won't be angry about this, will he?
Looking at the golden silk slave squatting on the balcony washing machine, it looked at the gate of the community in a daze like a sculpture, and didn't know what it was thinking.
"You need to wash the dishes, you guy who comes here every day to eat and drink and eat white food."
"Me?" Wu Ziping pointed to herself with some disbelief.
"Who else is it not you? Do you pay for food? ”
"I bought today's fish, except for the golden silk slave, you eat the most, and the nut gift box I brought yesterday......." Wu Ziping subconsciously glanced at the nut gift box, empty, only a cardboard box remained.
"I've eaten it all," Mi Xiaoxiao grinned, and swept all the pistachios that were left on the coffee table, or Li Lingfang grabbed and put back into his hand.
Wu Ziping pursed her mouth, sat down beside Li Ling, thought about it and changed the sofa, and then continued: "Be careful of eating so many nuts, your throat will be inflamed!" ”
"This seat is a Demon Venerable, will the Demon Venerable have an inflamed throat?" Mi Xiaoxiao didn't care, peeled a pistachio and ate it, frowned, and swallowed her saliva again, it seemed that there was something stuck in her throat, and it was even a little spicy.
It can't really be a fire in the throat, right?
Mi Xiaoxiao secretly glanced at Wu Ziping, is this woman secretly harming me by learning speech and spirituality?
A little unconfident, he stuffed the pistachio in his hand to Li Ling, and said, "I'm going to clean up and wash the dishes." ”
After swallowing a few more saliva, I still felt that there was a foreign body in my throat and I couldn't swallow it.
Coughed a few times, still the same.
Mi Xiaoxiao absentmindedly finished washing the dishes, then went to the balcony to pick up the cat back, and took the washbasin into the bathroom.
"Ah~" Mi Xiaoxiao opened her mouth wide in front of the mirror on the washstand, pressed her tongue down, and sure enough, she saw the red in her throat.
Also as the court eagle dog said, eating too many nuts and eating it makes the throat inflamed.
But that's inflammation? Really not the woman's side of the story?
"Meow~" Jin Sinu let out a cat meow dissatisfied, didn't he say to take me to the bath? What does it mean to look in the mirror as soon as you come in?
"Come," although Mi Xiaoxiao didn't understand the cat's meow of the Jinsi Slave, the mythical beast of the town gate, she also understood what it meant, and hurriedly turned on the faucet, and then poured it from the head when the hot water arrived, and drenched the majestic big orange cat into a soup cat with hair attached to her body.
At this time, Mi Xiaoxiao realized that the golden silk slave was not very fat, but that its cat was too thick and fluffy to make it look chubby.
Scratching the chin of the golden snoo, cute cat.
After all of them got wet, they began to squeeze the shower gel and rub it on the body of the golden silk slave, and the golden silk slave was also quite cooperative, motionless and let Mi Xiaoxiao rub it, after all, he was a wise dragon king.
This is the service of the two-legged beast from the dragon king, and it is a pleasure.
......
"Huhuhuhu"
Facing the hot wind, the hair of the golden silk slave clinging to her body gradually dried and fluffy, and turned into the majestic big orange cat again, and was held in her arms by Mi Xiaoxiao.
Facing Mi Xiaoxiao's intimacy, Jin Sinu looked out of the balcony, which was the direction of the Dragon King Temple in Hexi.
It's time to go, and sure enough, I'm still used to staying in the Dragon King Temple where the incense is curling.
I can't rest assured that the cats over there.
Mi Xiaoxiao seemed to realize something, let go of the hand that surrounded Jin Sinu, looked at Jin Sinu's blue pupils, and reluctantly said, "Are you leaving?" ”
Jin Sinu licked Mi Xiaoxiao's cheek, it's time to go back, next time we will play together, the two-legged beast full of blessings.
Due to the deliberate concealment of the golden snun, its words fell on Mi Xiaoxiao's ears just two ordinary cat meows, and regardless of whether she could understand it or not, she turned around and jumped onto the washing machine on the balcony, and then jumped out of the gap in the anti-theft net.
Mi Xiaoxiao hurriedly rushed to the balcony, watched the golden silk slave disappear from view, and couldn't see it anymore, Mi Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief like the rest of her life, and came to Li Ling's room and slammed the door: "Apprentice, apprentice!" ”
Li Ling, who was about to continue the next round, could only open the door for her helplessly and said, "What are you doing?" ”
"The divine beast that invaded our sect is finally gone!"
There was unconcealed joy in Mi Xiaoxiao's tone, Li Ling couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said, "Have you noticed the identity of the golden silk slave?" ”
"Who am I? If you don't have this ability, what else does this seat do? Mi Xiaoxiao raised her head with her chest straight, and slowly walked into Li Ling's room with her hands behind her back, "The suffocating immortal power on its body doesn't need to think about it to know that its identity is extraordinary, okay?" ”
"Then you're pretending you don't know anything and rubbing it like a pet cat?"
"Hmph, that's the cleverness of this seat," Mi Xiaoxiao sat down in Li Ling's computer chair, looked at the interface she couldn't understand, slid the mouse casually, opened her mouth, her throat was still a little comfortable, and said:
"If you want to hear what's going on, why don't you offer me a cold pineapple beer?"