When I woke up in the morning, I went to the entrance of the village as usual to sit and pretend to be stupid and teasing the dog.

But I didn't sit for a while, and yesterday the man walked out of the village with a big bag and a small bag, and I couldn't help but rub my eyes, thinking about how he had so many things when he had to leave when he entered the village yesterday with only one bag on his back.

When I looked closely, I was taken aback.

The contents of his bag were nothing else, it was the paper money I was going to burn at night, and I was very familiar with the style of the paper money, and it was impossible to admit it.

I was on fire at that time, and I subconsciously rolled up my sleeves to reason with him, I think he sneaked into my house and stole the paper money from the firewood room.

However, before I could get in front of him, he threw a piece of paper money from his bag and gave it to me, and at the same time said into the air, "Aya, this kid saw him here yesterday when I came, and he looks stupid and stupid. ”

"This hundred dollars should be our heart's desire."

"It should also be a witness for the two of us to have today's fate."

After saying that, he looked at me again, shook his head sympathetically, and then walked away with a smile without looking back.

I looked at the piece of paper money he gave me, and my whole body was a little messy, and then after thinking about it, I felt that I had guessed correctly, this should be a real fool, otherwise how could I talk to the air.

It was like the real thing, as if someone was talking to him.

Thinking of this, I subconsciously looked at my small body, and then took a step back without hesitation, and directly dispelled the idea of reasoning with him.

If this man is really crazy, I can't afford to provoke him, in case he beats me up again?

After all, when the old madman pretended to be crazy and stupid in memory, those wild dogs would be so frightened that they would run around with their tails between their legs and scare out their urine.

Although I watched him leave, I was still a little unwilling.

That's enough paper money for me to burn for days.

Originally, this matter had passed, but in the evening, I went to the firewood room to pick up the paper money as usual, but I felt that something was wrong.

I found that the paper money in the firewood room was intact, and even the amount did not differ from what I remembered.

In other words, the paper money that the man took away was not stolen from me.

I broke out in a cold sweat.

I just think hell.

This village is a dry village, I don't know how many times I have observed the old madman in and out of the years, except for the two of us, there are only a few chickens and ducks raised at home and wild dogs outside the village, and there is no third person at all, let alone where there is paper money.

Unless the old madman hides it from me.

But that obviously shouldn't be, after all, these paper coins are not precious things, and I have inherited the mantle of the old madman and left it in this village, and it is impossible for the old madman not to tell me that there are other places where there is paper money.

At that moment, I panicked and my legs couldn't help but tremble.

After burning the paper money, he went directly into the quilt and began to plan to leave the village again and fly away.

just thought about it, and finally felt that he would just leave, or he could only be a beggar, and there was a high probability that he would starve to death and not even have anyone to collect the body, so he fell asleep depressed.

Eventually, I came up with a way to get the best of both worlds.

The next time someone else comes, I'll pester that person to take me out of the village, and when the time comes, I'll eat him, drink him, and use him.

As long as you don't starve to death.

But what I didn't expect was that the arrival of the second outsider was already a few years later.

I'm eighteen years old.

From a child.

Became a real 'crazy and stupid' person.

The reason why I say this is because over the years, I have been waiting for the arrival of the second outsider every day, repeating the same thing every day while waiting, and gradually becoming numb, and even sometimes because I am used to pretending to be stupid, I can't change it at night, and even when I burn paper money, I will laugh twice from time to time.

Luckily, nothing strange has happened over the years.

So when I saw outsiders coming again, I was not so excited, or I was completely used to living alone in this village, and I had no idea of leaving.

I even thought that one day I would pick up a child from outside like an old madman, and let him inherit my mantle and stay in the village when I was old, though I didn't know what the meaning was.

And this time it was two people who came.

These two men came in a car that I had never seen before, and through their communication, I learned about the iron lump calling a car.

And those two people, one is called Liu Ming, and the other is Zhuang Yue.

As soon as they got out of the car, they took a picture of me with something called a video camera, and the man named Zhuang Yue said, "This young man, who looks stupid and stupid, should be the keeper of this village." ”

When I heard the words "village guard", I subconsciously felt a little appropriate.

After all, whether it is the old madman or me, who has guarded this dry village all these years, it can indeed be said that it is a village keeper.

Thinking about it, Zhuang Yue said again: "This village should be Niang'er Village." ”

"Your uncle should have come to this village to find a daughter-in-law and make a fortune, right?"

Liu Ming looked at our village when he heard this, and then looked forward to it.

"That's right."

"According to my uncle, this Niang'er Village is one of the few villages in our country that still retains the custom of walking marriage."

"And this village is not the same as those traditional matrilineal marriage tribes, and the women in the village are allowed to marry."

Hearing this, Zhuang Yue's eyes suddenly lit up.

"What are you doing then?"

"Even if you can't find a daughter-in-law here, you can play a free cannon ...... that you don't have to be responsible for."

As he spoke, he grinned, then looked at Liu Ming and said seriously: "Cut this paragraph." ”

"We're here to make a documentary about the marriage family."

"Okay, let's go, don't you see, those girls are staring at us."

The more I listened, the more confused I became.

What a marriage walker.

What a girl.

What does this have to do with Niang'er Village?

I watched the two of them enter the village, and the corners of my mouth twitched.

The two of them patted in the east and looked in the west.

The way I waved and smiled from ear to ear, I couldn't help but think of the man who came to this village in the first place.

It's almost identical.

I couldn't help but think to myself, "Damn, it's not going to be so unlucky, these two people are also stupid, right?" ”

I wanted to cry for a while.

The idea of leaving the village was completely forgotten at once.

I just think it's all stupid out there.

I'm going to get out......

I couldn't help but shudder, and simply stopped looking at those two people, and continued to tease those wild dogs, I just thought that these wild dogs were cuter than those two fools.

It was vague, and I seemed to hear the two of them say, "The one at the entrance of the village is a fool, otherwise so many girls would not have to be harmed by him." ”

"The village guards are fools."

"When the time comes, our film will be filmed, and then we will shoot another one for that fool, and it will be called ...... "The Village Keeper of the Marriage Village", which will definitely become popular!"

Hear these words.

I subconsciously frowned.

How to say it is the same as the truth.

Our Niang'er Village, is there really a girl?