Chapter 3: Wheezing
After thinking about it, I suddenly had the idea that I wanted to follow and see what these two fools were doing in the village, so I immediately patted my ass and kicked the wild dog next to me with its tongue sticking out, and then he
Speaking of which, this is the first time in many years that I have left the entrance of the village during the day to go to the village.
I'm a little weak-hearted.
After all, when the old madman was still there, he took me to guard the entrance of the village every morning, and he never went anywhere, and under this influence, I subtly didn't have the idea of going to the village to see other things, and it was so two o'clock and one line every day, so that even if I found out a few years ago that the paper money taken away by the man was not stolen by me, I didn't think too much about it.
But this time was different.
The appearance of Liu Ming and Zhuang Yue suddenly made me more curious about Niang'er Village.
Of course, what I'm curious about is nothing else, why are there always fools who come to this dry village to find girls, if there are really girls in this Niang'er Village, which round will get them cheaper?
I don't even have a daughter-in-law myself, and the old madman is not even a bachelor before he dies!
Soon I found them, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes when I saw that excitement on their faces, but I didn't chase after them, but followed.
There is nothing in the village, what can these two fools do?
I thought.
After a short time I saw them enter a room, and I hurriedly followed, and the next moment I saw the two of them sitting at a table, drinking water that had been on the table for an unknown number of years, eating rotten fruits, talking and laughing at the air, and my scalp was a little numb.
What I didn't understand even more was that the fruits that were so rotten that only the pits were left seemed to be very sweet and delicious in the mouths of the two of them, and after the two of them ate them, they praised the fruit in front of the air.
I felt sick to my stomach in my heart, and immediately doubted my eyes, whether I was dazzled, or these two people were so stupid that they couldn't be helped, and after subconsciously rubbing my eyes, I heard Zhuang Yue speak again.
I looked over, and he was looking into the air and said expectantly: "I heard that our Niang'er Village still retains the custom of walking marriage, and our brothers are a little curious about this custom, and secondly, they also want to take this opportunity to make a documentary, so that people outside can know some unknown cultures." ”
"I just don't know, it's inconvenient?"
Zhuang Yue's words sounded like an inquiry, but the desire in his eyes was not concealed in the slightest, and he could see the desire inside at a glance.
I couldn't help but pout.
Looking at Zhuang Yue like that, it's really like that.
Is there any girl in front of him? I'm sure there weren't even a fly.
But the next moment I heard a woman's laughter, followed by another woman's voice.
"We'll have to find out at night."
The woman's voice was a little shy, and it was very soft, but I did hear it, I subconsciously plucked out my ears, and was thinking about whether it was auditory hallucinations or something else, Liu Ming and Zhuang Yue walked out.
The two looked reluctant to give up, beckoning to the room and saying see you in the evening.
I was about to hide, but the two of them found out.
After discovering me, the two of them walked towards me directly with the camera, and Liu Ming said to me directly: "Fool, you don't guard the entrance of the village well, why are you here?" ”
Hearing this, Zhuang Yue pushed Liu Ming's hand, then looked at me with a smile and said, "My friend can't speak, don't take it too seriously." ”
I looked at the two of them and secretly rolled my eyes in my heart, and laughed while secretly saying that you are stupid.
It's still daytime, so I can't help but play stupid.
Seeing me like this, the two of them looked at each other and laughed, and Liu Ming said with a disapproving face: "It's just a fool, what are you afraid of?" ”
Zhuang Yue shook his head, but obviously didn't think there was anything wrong with what Liu Ming said, but he didn't shy away from saying, "Speaking of which, this fool is also pitiful." ”
"This Niang'er Village is like a daughter's country, every family has a girl with a water spirit, but he is the only man who is still a fool."
Speaking of this, Zhuang Yue looked at me with a little more pity.
I obviously didn't need their pity, so I immediately retorted a few more times, and at the same time looked at them with a smile and said, "Fool, fool! ”
Liu Ming didn't get angry when he heard this, he just spread his hands and said; "Isn't this good, if he wasn't a fool, wouldn't all the girls in this Niang'er Village have to be ruined by him? You see, he probably doesn't even know he's a fool. ”
Zhuang Yue nodded, and couldn't help but smile, "Yes." ”
"But that's okay, if he wasn't a fool, there would be no material to shoot the village guards later, and the description of the village guards on the Internet is almost conclusive, they are all fools!"
"If he's not a fool, it's really hard to explain."
Speaking of this, Zhuang Yue looked at the time again, "It's not too early, we still have to go to other places to see, and then prepare to prepare, and wait for the evening ......."
Zhuang Yue smiled.
Liu Ming also laughed.
Looking at the figures of the two leaving, the two of them laughing in my mind lingered, the old madman could already be said to be a fool expert in his lifetime, but in my memory there was no natural smirking as they were, let alone myself.
After the two of them left, I didn't have the heart to follow.
It's a sure thing that they're fools, and I know what they're going to do when they come to the village, it's nothing more than coming for the girl, but in addition to the air in Niang'er Village, if you really want to say that the girl is afraid that the female wild dog at the entrance of the village, but if you want to, you have to ask those male wild dogs if they agree.
It was still some time before nightfall, and I was back at the entrance of the village.
Originally, I thought that was the end of it.
But in the evening I ran into the two of them again.
I met the two of them on the road before I even got home, and this time neither of them was carrying what was called a video camera, and one was standing in front of a dilapidated house talking to the air.
Among them, the room where Liu Ming was was in was the room where the two of them came during the day, and Zhuang Yue was in the other room next to him.
Moreover, the door of the room was obviously closed, and it was dark all around, and it was obvious that only the voices of the two of them could be heard, but the two of them still looked like someone in the room was responding, with a look of excitement.
I got goosebumps when I saw this, and I broke out in a cold sweat behind my back, thinking that I should stay away from these two fools, in case I went crazy......
I shuddered at the thought of this, and my pace quickened a few while trying to keep the sound to a minimum.
Fortunately, the two of them seemed to be in a quiet dream and did not notice me, so that when I walked behind them, they did not react, but at this time the doors of both rooms opened at the same time, and the two of them seemed to be even more excited, and walked in without hesitation.
I thought I'd let them go, but I hadn't taken a few steps when I heard some strange sounds coming from the two rooms.
It's that gasp sound.
One after another......