Chapter 13: Learning from the West

The sumo wrestler on the opposite side pounced, and the huge body seemed to be hit by a tank.

Xiao Ye gasped, do you still need to watch this result, it must be Er Biao who was directly knocked out of the ring.

I never thought that Er Biao's body was quite agile, so he dodged directly, stretched out one leg in place, and came to a "tripping horse" action that was standard in the Great Xia Kingdom.

With a "whew", I saw the sumo wrestling opponent fly out of the ring, and with a "poof" sound, he fell outside the ring. The fat on his body trembled, like the water in a big bag of water rolling back and forth.

"Oh...... Good ......"

The audience around the ring immediately chanted and cheered for Er Biao. What made Xiao Ye wonder was that this group of viewers were Japanese people wearing Japanese costumes, with men wearing buns on their heads and women wearing kimonos. They all spoke the Xia language.

In this case, probably Er Biao does not understand the Chinese language, so he can only construct such a dream, and a group of audiences in the country of the United States all spit out the Chinese language of Daxia.

Er Biao stood in the ring, patting his chest, like a gorilla, very excited, showing off his chest muscles.

Seeing this scene, the Japanese woman's eyes immediately froze, and her face was infatuated.

Some Japanese women even shouted: "Er Biao Er Biao, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!" ”

Some women had shame on their faces and shouted: "Er Biao, go to my place for a few drinks in a while, and I will serve you personally!" ”

Er Biao was excited, and scolded in his mouth: "The men of the Japanese country are all garbage, the sick man of East Asia!" ”

Xiao Ye was stunned for a moment, these two are stupid, scolding the Japanese men in the territory of the Japanese country, this still does not cause public anger?

However, Xiao Ye still didn't expect that a group of viewers in the Wa Kingdom scolded in unison: "The men of the Wa Kingdom are garbage, and they are the sick men of East Asia......"

Especially the women in the audience shouted even more vigorously, "The men of the Japanese country are all bad seeds, sick men, not good in that regard, not men...... Eunuch ......"

I'm rubbing, these two Biao's dreams are so fucking messy, there's everything.

However, this dream is really exciting!

You are really an anti-Japanese hero!

Now, Xiao Ye couldn't help but praise Er Biao.

The game continued, and the opponents of the Japanese Kingdom listened to Er Biao's sarcastic words and became angry. I saw him slam his hands on the ground, and his body flew to his feet.

He turned around, strode towards Er Biao, and stretched out his hands to grab Er Biao.

His complexion became extremely hideous, and his eyes were bigger than a cow's egg.

Er Biao was not in a hurry, and came with a scorpion tail swing, which was still the standard martial arts routine of the Great Xia Kingdom, and kicked the sumo opponent in the face.

With a "snap", the sumo wrestling opponent flew out like a cannonball, and he couldn't even see where the people were going.

"Oh...... Fantastic......"

The audience erupted in a tsunami cry, and everyone was emotional. Some women shouted directly: "Er Biao Er Biao, I want to give you a baby...... " The kimono shouted was half open, and the style inside was fully revealed.

"Eh, these two Biao's dreams are really full of color, flavor, and flavor! In the future, if you are asked to shoot an anti-Japanese TV series, you can be more accurate than any director! ”

Xiao Ye didn't want to watch it anymore, so let's just get down to business.

"Roaring ......"

A colorful tiger suddenly came from behind the scenes, along the passage, and slowly walked to the ring.

When the audience and Er Biao saw the colorful tigers, Qi Qi was dumbfounded, and they were all silent, especially Er Biao, whose legs actually shook involuntarily.

"Roaring ......"

There was another tiger roar, and the whole hall trembled.

Dreams, once in the hands of the dreamer, will not be easily broken, unless the dreamer is the dreamer.

Anything that appears in a dream will evolve into a real world.

It's unreal, but it's real.

The people and things in it are flesh and blood.

The people and things inside have their own emotions and thoughts.

Of course, their emotions and thoughts are originally constructed by the dreamer.

San Biao saw that this colorful tiger was actually more fearful than anyone else, but in fact, his brother San Biao was injured by the tiger in his dream.

He now knew that he was in a dream, and if he encountered a tiger in his dream, he was afraid that he would also be injured by a tiger.

He tried his best to get out of the dream, but it was no longer possible.

"Roaring ......"

The colorful tiger roared in a low voice, getting closer and closer to Sanbiao, and the powerful deterrent power directly paralyzed Sanbiao on his knees in fright, and everyone was also frightened and did not dare to breathe, and their faces were as pale as paper.

A white-bearded old man fell from the sky, his clothes fluttering, and the fairy wind was boneless.

"Er Biao, tomorrow I will give 5,000 yuan in cash to the land temple in the west of the village, you can break this dream, otherwise, you will be the same as San Biao, you will be injured by the tiger in the dream, and you will not even be able to get rid of this dream in the future, and you will be killed by the tiger in the end!"

The white-bearded old man said, and after speaking, he stretched out his hand to break the dream.

"Ah......h

Er Biao sat up directly in fright, sweating profusely.

"I met a tiger in my dream, was injured by a tiger, and was even killed by a tiger, and lost my life!"

"5,000 yuan in cash to the land temple in the west of the village, you can break this dream!"

"This ......"

He recalled the dream he had just had, and was a little skeptical. But the more I think about it, the more scared I become, so I still choose to believe it. Because his brother Sanbiao is still lying in the hospital, life and death are unknown.

Xiao Ye wiped the sweat on his forehead, his mental power was too much tonight, and now his body is a little unbearable.

However, there are still 5,000 yuan missing, and you have to blackmail Da Biao. Otherwise, I really can't explain to Zhang Fangyun, the village flower, tomorrow.

He now had some doubts about whether he really liked Zhang Fangyun, or whether he liked it a long time ago.

He thought for a long time, and muttered: "Maybe I liked it a long time ago, that figure like a plum blossom bloomed, it was imprinted in my mind at that time, and I can't get rid of it!" ”

He walked to the door of Da Biao's house and directly entered Da Biao's dream.

He can't forcibly change a person's dream now, he can only enter someone else's dream and weave a dream.

In the dream, Sanbiao wore a red robe, a Pilu hat, and a nine-ring tin staff in his hand, and rode a white horse to the capital of a country.

With this outfit, Xiao Ye couldn't help but exclaim: "Isn't this Tang Seng, what is this for, are you going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?" ”

Xiao Ye looked left and right, wanting to see where Sun Monkey was, where Sha Wujing was, and where Zhu Bajie was.

I never thought that I was lonely, and these three important people who learned from the scriptures were not there.

Could it be that this Tang monk wants to go to the west to learn scriptures by himself?

Your ambitions are too great!

You're too bold!

Ninety-nine eighty-one is difficult, can you be a white-faced Tang monk?

Although you are a 280-pound Tang monk, it is not enough to eat demons and monsters all the way! Besides, it's not just demons and monsters, those relatives of gods and Buddhas are not enough!

Xiao Yegang had a burst of contempt for Da Biao, a Tang monk, but found that he was wrong, as if he was really wrong, very wrong.

Because, on the wall of the capital in front of it, there are three big characters written "Daughter Country" that make every man crazy.