I'm rubbing, this Da Biao didn't go to the West to learn scriptures, fucking he went to his daughter's country to be happy.

This big fat man, it's going to fucking get away.

Dream of being happy!

No, here it is, you see how happy he is.

"I carry the burden, I lead the horse, usher in the sunrise, send away the sunset!"

"Stepping on the bumpy road, fighting the hardships and dangers and setting off again, and starting again. Laa...... Laa...... Spring, autumn, winter and summer. Ups and downs. Dare to ask where happiness is, happiness is in the daughter country ......"

Tang Seng sang with his head held high, the fresh clothes were angry, and the whole person was energetic and high-spirited.

Xiao Ye couldn't help but be a little envious, on the way to pick up girls, she was happy.

He was now thinking how nice it would be if I could have such a dream.

Then, he shook his head, do I have dreams, can I still dream?

Ever since I inhaled that bottle of green gas and became a dreamer, I never dreamed again.

Hey, it's really impossible to have both fish and bear's paws!

He even had the idea that staying in other people's dreams was also a kind of enjoyment, and he would treat it as his own dream.

Tang Seng sang loudly, slapped the white horse, and the dust and smoke drifted all the way.

At the gate under the city of Daughter Country, two biao-shaped women holding halberds blocked Tang Seng's way.

"Whoever comes, report your name!"

As soon as the two of them spoke, their faces changed sharply, and they became extremely excited.

"Man!"

"Man!"

"I finally see a man!"

"Oh my God, the sky has long eyes, and finally a man has descended!"

……

The two of them took back the halberd and stared at Tang Seng up and down, the halberd in their hands trembling.

Tang Seng sat on a high horse, very proud in his heart, but his face was indifferent, and he put one hand on his chest, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to learn scriptures. I want to meet His Majesty in my daughter's country! ”

"Ah, the monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil!"

"So handsome!"

"You see that he has a fat head and big ears, and he sits firmly like a mountain!"

"Real man, real man, bigger than me!"

"May I ask the monk, would you like to stay and accompany me in this life?" The long black fat female guard on the left asked.

Damn, accompany your mother, I'm here to soak Your Majesty the daughter country, are you qualified as a black pig?

Tang Seng thought so, but he didn't dare to say so, he still had an indifferent look on his face, "The poor monk wants to see His Majesty the King quickly, the west is all the way to 108,000 miles, and time must not be wasted!" ”

"You ......"

The fat black woman was anxious, but she was only anxious for a moment, and then showed a gentle smile on her face, and said: "Husband, get off the horse, go to my room to warm the pot of wine for you, after drinking, your body is warm, and then meet Your Majesty?" ”

Tang Seng stared, this is really an indecent shrew! He said, "I still don't have to, I'm going to meet now!" He held back his temper.

He also wondered why the two guards had blocked his way and could not see Her Majesty.

In fact, according to the progress of his real dream, how could there be such trouble, he rushed all the way to the palace, and now took the hand of Her Majesty the Queen.

But Xiao Ye entered his dream, and the people and things in the dream had a real side, as if they had entered the real world. Of course, this difficulty came. Everyone has their own character and means.

Xiao Ye is also in a daze now, at this speed, when the sky is bright, it is not possible that Da Biao, a fake Tang monk, will be able to see Her Majesty.

However, he still wanted to wait, after all, this was still outside the city, and he hadn't walked into the city to see the scene of beautiful women like clouds. That scene must have made him very excited and crazy.

"Senior monk, since you don't want to go to Heimei's house to warm wine and continue your love, then you should go to my house to make tea and talk about love, right?" The white strong female guard on the right asked, her eyelids kept blinking, as if she was seducing Tang Seng.

"Eh, I can't go, I can't go, I still have to meet Her Majesty as soon as possible, change to clear Wendie, and go west as soon as possible!" Tang Seng listened to the words of the white strong female guard, and almost couldn't hold back and wanted to her. However, Tang Seng still held back.

This is different from him in reality, when will he be able to hold back his temper in reality.

Xiao Ye thought at this moment, in order to soak in Her Majesty the Queen, this big biao really suppressed his temper to the extreme.

It's true, men can endure anything for women.

Shouldn't I help him, I can't even enter the gate of my daughter's country, how can this next story happen! Besides, he was more anxious than him.

Forget it, let's help him!

Xiao Ye frowned, and a beam of light and shadow shot into Da Biao's dream.

Three people appeared behind Da Biao, and as you have guessed, these three people must be Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk.

Sun Wukong is dressed in gold armor and shines brightly, and his head is reflected in the golden crown. Holding a golden hoop stick, stepping on cloud shoes are commensurate;

Zhu Bajie's round eyes were like electricity, and his ears were fanning. The back of the head is long and lined with iron arrows, and the skin of the whole body is rough and green. There is a strange object in the hand, and the nine-toothed nail palladium is frightened;

Sha Wujing's red flame hair is fluffy, his two round eyes are as bright as lights, and his face is not black or blue, like thunder and the sound of a tiger and an old dragon. Wearing a collar of goose yellow, the waist to expose the white vine.

These three people stood behind Tang Seng, all of them mighty and majestic, and their momentum was overwhelming.

When the two guards saw this, they were all up-and-down, these three men were too fierce, macho men.

They gave up Tang Seng and went to Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing, and when they got closer, they asked for warmth, and said that they would rest in the boudoir.

didn't think that Sun Wukong waved his big stick, Lei Gong shouted, and immediately took a few steps back in fear of the two guards, and collapsed to the ground, his face pale.

"Master, please?"

Sun Wukong led the white dragon horse and walked towards the city.

Zhu Bajie complained for a while after Sun Wukong, "You dead monkey, you are too incomprehensible to the world, people are so good that you invite you to go home for tea and dinner, but you will scare everyone away!" ”

"Idiot, if you want to go, you can go, don't get in the way of me driving them away!" Sun Wukong smiled, and the long stick was withdrawn from his ear.

How did this dream become such a true story!

Xiao Ye was surprised now, the dream realm he had entered now, and the dream realm he had woven were becoming more and more real, and they were simply not close to the unreal.

There is really no difference between that Sun Monkey's personality and way of doing things and the real Sun Wukong.

That Zhu Bajie's lustful and lazy temperament is also vividly reflected.

Including Sha Wujing's honest face, he doesn't work hard, he really looks like an ascetic who learns from the West and works hard.

Tang Seng is stupid at this time, he is a big biao, and in his dream he is going to his daughter's country to soak Her Majesty the Queen.

However, how can the experience of this road be like learning the scriptures in the west by yourself.

He looked at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing behind him.

I can't help but skip a beat, I really fucking become a Tang monk!

Soon, they entered the city gates.

Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, including Xiao Ye's breathing, are all stagnant.