Chapter 384: Isn't Your Dad Not Home? Who is this black-faced Bao Gong?!

Chapter 384: Isn't Your Dad Not Home? Who is this black-faced Bao Gong?! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)

Waiting for Shen Fei to hang up the phone,

Yang Mi spread her hands, her expression was playful and cute, "Oh, don't blame me, it's your Aunt Yang who recognized your son-in-law!" Even my daughter can't compare to you~~"

Yang Mi at this time,

Seeing that Shen Fei had a good chat with his mother,

The dripping emotions just now have been put aside for the time being,

The matter of bedwetting was also temporarily pressed on my heart.

Thinking of this, I originally planned to explain that I had tricked her, but now it seems that it is really unnecessary. And Yang Mi didn't seem to continue to worry about bedwetting, picked up a few clothes directly from the cabinet, hummed a song, and walked to the bathroom.

When Yang Mi was about to enter the bathroom, she didn't forget to turn her head and glance at Shen Fei, and explained: "Remember to ask the hotel staff to change the sheets~~"

Anyway, it's already happened, it's useless to continue to dwell on it, just continue to live generously~

It's a big deal to wait for the time to spare, so I secretly went to the hospital for a check-up.

"Holy! It's not me peeing, why am I calling a waiter~" Shen Fei suddenly stopped doing it.

"Alas~~," Yang Mi sighed, "I feel too tired in life recently, I'm so tired that I'm sick, and I'm wetting the bed!" So, I need to hand in my resignation, quit my exciting job, and get some rest and recuperation, right, boss? ”

Gotcha,

I have to say, this girl really knows how to handle it~

Knowing Shen Fei's lazy character, Yang Mi doesn't need to use other methods to pinch Shen Fei at all, just this one is enough~~

really

Shen Fei grinned: "Hey, the matter of resignation will be discussed later, and it will be discussed later; You can work and take a break at the same time, right? We can't get along with money, can we? ”

"Isn't it just a matter of changing bed sheets, a phone call can easily solve it!"

Shen Fei patted his chest, meaning that it was wrapped around his brother.

"Brother Fei is really capable, giggle~~" Yang Mi gave a thumbs up, praised softly, and then Liu Ye raised her eyebrows, and walked into the bathroom with a proud face~~

Shen Fei pointed in the direction of the bathroom,

I thought about it for a while,

Then he was lazily lying on the head of the bed,

I felt that the head of the bed was a little awkward,

Pick up a pillow next to the bedside table, put it on the back, and lean on the thief chicken comfortably~~

"Huh~~~"

Suddenly,

Shen Fei felt that the moment he took the pillow just now, he saw something,

So,

Turn your head again and look at the part where the pillow was taken.

On the wall, there are various buttons: bedside lamp, corridor lamp, surround lamp, exhaust, air conditioning switch...... Well? Matte mode "on"??

This button,

Shen Fei was stunned for a moment, and said to himself: "What is this button for?" ”

And in the bathroom over there, there was already the sound of running water, obviously, Yang Mi, who thought she was wetting the bed, was taking a shower~~

Through frosted glass,

Shen Fei could only see a vague outline, and naturally he couldn't see anything clearly~~

"Glass?"

Shen Fei stretched out his hand suspiciously, lightly tapped the button, making a slight sound, and then looked at the button, the word "off" was already displayed in red.

After pressing the button,

Shen Fei turned his head quickly,

Suddenly, his eyes widened: "! it! it! Sure enough, there is a mystery~~~"

Nima,

Dazzling, too dazzling~~

Abrupt, too abrupt~~

It's exciting, it's so exciting~~

Excited, so excited~~

Shen Fei tested the button again, and then stayed in the "off" mode, appreciating it beautifully~~

Even Yang Mi, who was taking a bath, occasionally turned her face to look at Shen Fei leaning on the bed, Shen Fei still maintained her expression, and her fingers pretended to touch the mobile phone screen a few times; In fact, the phone screen is not unlocked~~

Yang Mi always felt a little weird,

But I still didn't think much about it,

Keep humming and keep showering......

Admired for a while,

Shen Fei suddenly woke up:, when I took a shower last night, didn't I ......?

Nima, with this girl's temperament, must have been implemented!

Fortunately, my brother found this button,

Now, the two of us are even~~

And then

Shen Fei learned about the process of a woman's bathing and the purpose of each towel, and his strange knowledge increased a lot.

I didn't forget to sigh: "It's really troublesome for women to take a bath, and it's a waste of water!" ”

For more than forty minutes, Yang Mi's shower was nearing the end.

Shen Fei had already grabbed the landline at the head of the bed and called the front desk~~~

It didn't take long,

The aunt in charge of sanitation walked in with a cart.

The aunt glanced at the sheets, looked at Shen Fei again, and muttered, "Such a young man, why do you still wet the bed?" ”

Shen Fei: ......

"Ahem, it's not urine, it's mineral water spilled~"

Shen Fei explained.

The aunt touched the wet sheets, and subconsciously put her hand on the tip of her nose and sniffed it, as if it was a unified reflection; Yang Mi did this just now~~

but

The only difference is that

Yang Mi didn't have time to frown at that time, or her expression was only surprised that she was so old that she was still wetting the bed, and she didn't know if it was urine at all; And this aunt turned out to be ...... I actually frowned~

Shen Fei: ......

Forget it, don't explain, love it~

The aunt chatted casually while changing into brand-new sheets and bedding, "I remember that there is a woman living here, who is not dark and does not slip away, and still keeps a short one; Is it your lover? ”

Shen Fei: ......

I said, Auntie, can we stop being so sassy?

That's Yang Mi, the famous Da Mimi, don't you recognize it?

However, after thinking about it, Shen Fei also figured it out: the current Yang Mi has a tanned face, and she has an inch head, where is there still a little bit of the royal sister style in the past; It's no wonder that the aunt admitted her mistake.

Of course

Even if Yang Mi doesn't tan, even if she still has long hair, her aunt may not know her.

Chasing stars is a matter for young people; At my aunt's age, I'm afraid there aren't many star-chasing~~

"Ah......h

Shen Fei didn't know how to answer for a while.

If the answer is yes, this aunt must not laugh at her own vision problem; I found a girlfriend with a black face and a small head?

Even if Shen Fei didn't answer,

This broken-mouthed aunt has already begun to ask and answer herself: "To be honest, young man, you are quite handsome; Do you love someone...... Tsk......"

"Isn't it ugly?"

Shen Fei smiled a little proudly, a little treacherous.

"No, no, it's not ugly, it's just that the skin is a little dark; The black spots are nothing, the key is that if you can grow your hair, the effect may be much better~~" Aunt's evaluation is quite pertinent.

I have to say,

The hotel aunt's business methods are still quite skilled, and the sheets have been changed by dividing five by two.

Then I looked at the mineral water on the table or something,

I took out a few new bottles and replenished them~~~

After doing this,

The aunt changed and pushed the car away~~~

And Yang Mi had already walked out angrily, glaring at Shen Fei fiercely, looking at her expression as if she was not lightly angry~~

"Auntie didn't say you were ugly, why are you so angry like a pig?" Shen Fei smiled, laughing a little heartlessly.

When killing pigs during the New Year in rural areas, in order to facilitate the dehairing of pigs, a thin iron rod will be used to pass through the pig's skin from one of the pig's feet, and then penetrate the whole body to ensure that the pigskin is not broken.

And then

A master from the entrance of this iron rod, holding the pig's trotters and blowing vigorously,

After a while,

The pig is round~~

Of course, if you don't blow it often, you may blow yourself up!

The round pig is sent to the hot pot for a hot time, and this state is the easiest to shave the pig hair.

In Henan Province, many places use the word blowing pig to describe a person who is angry......

"You blow the pig, you blow the pig~~"

Yang Mijiao glared at Shen Fei with disgust, and then looked at the row of switches at the position of the bedside table, and found that the pillow on the bedside table was still there, and she was immediately relieved~~

"Yo he, it's amazing that you know the word blowing pigs, it's amazing~" Shen Fei smiled.

"you~"

Yang Mi looked at Shen Fei again, then picked up her hat and scarf, and wrapped herself tightly.

At last

Pick up your sunglasses and put them on,

I looked in the mirror,

Only then did he grin and show a mouthful of big white teeth!

"Gone~"

Yang Mi took out a car key from her bag and threw it to Shen Fei.

Shen Fei subconsciously caught it, "The car assigned by the crew?" ”

"No, it's our company's car!" Yang Mi responded, and habitually made flirting movements, but her hands were empty, not only smiling awkwardly.

I even forgot that I was now in a state of short hair.

The car is an ordinary Buick Regal, not a luxury car.

Shen Fei and the two drove away, and on the way, Shen Fei stopped the car at the entrance of a shopping mall.

"What are you doing here?"

Yang Mi was puzzled.

"Are you going empty-handed?" Shen Fei shrugged.

"You've been here once, once you've been born and twice cooked, if you don't take a gift, my parents won't blame you~" Yang Mi said, "Let's go, let's go~~"

"It's not to blame, it's not to blame, it's definitely going to be taken!"

Shen Fei insisted.

Not to mention that the future son-in-law came to the door, even if it was to see the old man, he couldn't be empty-handed~~

Yang Mi didn't get out of the car,

She's in this way now, she's really afraid of seeing people.

After a while,

Shen Fei came back with two gift boxes, one of the gift boxes contained tea, and the other gift box was small, it was a small bag, Yang Mi glanced at the tea leaves: "How do you know that my father likes to drink tea?" ”

"I don't know! Even if he doesn't drink it, he can give it away! Shen Fei said.

"Yes!"

Yang Mi nodded, "Anyway, my father is not at home, in fact, it's okay if you don't buy him a gift!" ”

Shen Fei ignored it and started the car.

Yang Mi picked up the small bag again, put a small square box in it, and looked at the sign: "Vacheron Constantin?? ”

When I opened it, it was a pair!

"The last time I saw your mother with a watch on her wrist, it means that she doesn't refuse this type of gift~" Shen Fei analyzed.

"Hey, hey, you're full of care~"

Yang Mi's beautiful eyes shone with approval, and she thought in her heart: Although this stinky guy is a little younger, he is ...... It's really exhaustive.

Dealing with people, talking and doing things, etc., are also quite decent.

No wonder my mom recognized him so much?!!

It's just my dad...... Haha, it's all done by this stinky guy himself, he deserves it!

Yang Mi remembered the scene when her father chased Shen Fei three streets with a gun......

"It's okay, the face is not enough~" Shen Fei shrugged, indicating that it was a piece of cake.

"Cut, say you're fat, and you're panting~" Yang Mi giggled.

About a forty-minute drive,

The two have come to Yang Mi's house.

Home, or that old house: It stands to reason that Yang Mi is so rich that she wants to buy a good house for her parents, and it doesn't cost anything at all.

But the old couple likes to live here,

And it's surrounded by familiar neighbors or something.

Don't want to move at all!

Hearing the sound of the car, Mother Yang had quickly opened the door of the small courtyard and waved her hand at Shen Fei and the others, "Drive in, drive in~~"

The car drove into the courtyard,

Shen Fei got out of the car,

Then I took the gift and came out.

Mother Yang hurriedly stretched out her hand and continued: "Look at you child, why do you bring gifts again." When people come, it becomes, and when people come, the aunt is very happy; Next time, don't buy Ang~~"

"Uh-huh,"

Shen Fei smiled and nodded.

"Mom~~"

Yang Mi called, then took off her sunglasses, hat, scarf, and rushed towards Mother Yang with open arms~~

"Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing, who are you??"

Mother Yang stepped back vigorously.

Yang Mi's outstretched arms were in the air, and the whole person was stunned, and said mechanically, "Of course I am your daughter-in-law, or who else can I be?!! ”

"What honey? You're honey, don't you have a calf! ”

Mother Yang waved her hand vigorously, "How can my daughter be so dark and not slippery~~"

Shen Fei: "Poof~~~"

Hahaha, I can't help it.

My mother doesn't know her daughter anymore.

This scene is too funny~~

Mother Yang tilted her head, looked at it carefully several times, and then circled around Yang Mi, and then asked in disbelief: "You...... Is it really honey? ”

"Mom~~~"

Yang Mi is about to cry~~

"Oh mom, let me slow down~~" Mother Yang rubbed her chest suddenly, as if she almost didn't mention it in one breath, her eyes were still looking at Yang Mi in disbelief, "Why do you make this bear?" What's going on with you! ”

"Filming, I don't have a problem with the styling requirements!" Yang Mi shrugged, her face full of bitterness.

"What's the show, don't talk about the short hair, and tan yourself, this ...... Girl, this must have suffered a lot~~" Mother Yang finally determined that this was her own daughter, and stepped forward to hug Yang Mi, her eyes full of sourness and pity~~

"It's okay, I'm used to it~"

Yang Mi shrugged, her expression even a little proud.

Because she didn't expect that she would really be able to persevere.

To be honest, this drama is indeed very bitter, she has also suffered a lot, and even was injured by explosives several times during filming, but she has stiffened up, now that I think about it, I have a sense of accomplishment~~

"It's good to have any habits, you are a pure spoiler of yourself!" Mother Yang was so angry that she raised her hand and patted her daughter's arm, "I told you a long time ago, take care of yourself, take care of yourself, and look at what the hell has become now." Okay, do you look like a little girl? It's like a little black brother who doesn't slip away~~~"

"Don't take this kind of drama in the future!"

"It's really not good, I'll get married early~~"

Mother Yang was really distressed, and then looked at Shen Fei, "It's also thanks to Xiaofei that I don't dislike you for being ugly~~"

Shen Fei: ......

Auntie, you are wrong, I dislike it, I dislike it very much.

But you can only think about it in your heart~~

"Hurry, hurry, let's go into the house, the meal is almost ready~~"

Mother Yang cleaned up her uncomfortable feelings, because of the arrival of her son-in-law, her smiling face was filled again, and she hurriedly pulled Shen Fei's arm, "Xiaofei, Xiaofei, let's go, go into the house and sit for a while~~~"

When Yang Mi and Shen Fei were pulled into the house by Yang's mother,

The smiles on Shen Fei and Yang Mi's faces instantly froze,

Yes, that's right, it's frozen in the face!

Without him,

Just because on the sofa in the living room, there was a man, a middle-aged man with a face as pale as the bottom of a pot......

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