Chapter 385 I'm a spiritual enjoyment, you are a material pursuit, vulgar, vulgar and unbearable!
Chapter 385 I'm a spiritual enjoyment, you are a material pursuit, vulgar, vulgar and unbearable! (Ask for subscriptions, tips)
living room sofa,
A middle-aged man walked with a blue face,
His eyes stared coldly at Shen Fei who walked in.
Of course
When the middle-aged man saw Yang Mi next to him, his expression was stunned for a moment; Then, he still stared at Shen Fei like a grim reaper.
Shen Fei suddenly felt a tingling of his scalp,
First grinned at the middle-aged man,
Then his eyes were full of wariness and nervousness staring at the middle-aged man's hand on his lap,
He wasn't sure if the man's hand would touch his waist,
Then he pulled out a handful of black, cold things from the waistband of his trousers......
Yang Mi was also surprised when she saw the middle-aged man,
Hurriedly and quickly stepped forward,
faintly blocked in front of Shen Fei,
Then he showed a cute smile: "Dad, you ...... Not at work? How to be at home? ”
"Uncle is coming today, what kind of work do you have, I asked him to take leave!"
Mother Yang glanced at Yang Mi, explained casually, and then let go of Shen Fei's arm, "What, Xiaofei, you chat with your uncle for a while, and your aunt will cook the meal in a while~~"
meantime
Mother Yang immediately glared at Lao Yang, "I didn't see the visitors, and I was still sitting there like a god, and my stomach was rooted, didn't it?!" Hurry up and greet people~"
"Hmph~"
Father Yang snorted coldly, full of anger, "My old Yang family can't attract such a distinguished guest to set foot in!" ”
Shen Fei: ......
Yang Mi suddenly glanced at Shen Fei in embarrassment, and then said coquettishly to Lao Yang, "Dad, look at what you said; Xiaofei put down the work at hand and took time to see you; How can you do that?!! ”
Yang's mother's performance is even more direct,
directly glared at Lao Yang, and walked over, and was about to twist Lao Yang's ears behind him, "Yin and Yang are weird, who is Yin and Yang, can you speak human words; People come to see you, do you still think this or that? I should have known Xiaofei in advance, and I won't bring you any bullshit gifts! ”
"Is my old Yang family short of food or drink?"
Father Yang stretched out his hand and pushed away Mother Yang's hand that was about to twist his ears, stood up suddenly, glared at Shen Fei angrily, and continued to look iron, "Brother Shen, which wind blew you here?" ”
Gotcha,
Lao Yang still holds a grudge,
actually called Shen Fei "Brother Shen", obviously he hadn't forgotten that Shen Fei forced Yang Mi to call her father~~
Shen Fei was nervously on guard, always staring at whether Father Yang's hand was pulling out the pistol on his waist; While scratching his head and smiling awkwardly: "Uncle, your ...... has made me a little panicked; Why don't I withdraw first? I'll see you and my aunt another day~~"
The air pressure in this living room is too low.
Shen Fei came a little through the air~~
He wanted to go out and breathe in the relaxed and free air.
"What are you going to go, Xiaofei, you sit obediently for Auntie, I think who dares to let you go?" Mother Yang was really going crazy now, reached out and twisted the meat on Father Yang's arm, gritted her teeth and warned, "It's endless, isn't it?" Stare at one more?! Don't want to eat at home, go back to your unit; Never come back in the future, die of old age at your job! Day by day, who will show it to the face~~~"
really
Mother Yang made a move, and the effect was different.
Father Yang's face suddenly softened a lot, and he quickly retreated, "Who picked up this kid, I'm not joking with him, right, Xiaofei??? ”
Shen Fei: ......
Shen Fei's eyes suddenly showed a touch of cunning, and his face instantly became aggrieved, "I don't think you're joking, uncle; Maybe there's something unhappy in my heart! Or what's wrong with me? Otherwise, Auntie, I'd better leave first, and I'll come to see you after a while~~"
When it comes to sprinkling salt on wounds, Shen Fei's kung fu is not weaker than anyone.
At this moment, Shen Fei deliberately showed grievances, and a little scared; This scene is even more real~~
Mother Yang really went crazy again,
In the moment when Father Yang was so surprised by Shen Fei's words that he lost his mind for a moment,
Mother Yang twisted his ears,
The absolute force is a 180-degree twisting angle,
And then the teeth rattled,
The words popped out word by word, "Did you give your face, Lao Yang, and want to have a problem again?" Are you going to kick me and your daughter out of this house together? ”
Father Yang who reacted
Suddenly I knew that I had been fooled,
was unexpectedly put on a show by Shen Fei, a kid, in front of everyone,
Now it's okay,
The wife was angry,
My wife went crazy,
His ears were sinned......
Father Yang covered his ears with one hand, and he didn't care about dealing with Shen Fei, so he hurriedly softened to Mother Yang: "Xinlian, Xinlian, let go, let go; How could I possibly kick you and your daughter out? I was really joking with this kid just now, I didn't expect him to be so playful, it made ......"
"Quick, let go, the children are watching, how bad~~"
"Oops, what's the smell? It's like the smell of burnt paste from the kitchen, Xinlian, go to the kitchen and see, is there something burned? ”
"Really, it must be a ...... of confusion"
Father Yang was in a hurry and quickly diverted Mother Yang's attention,
This trick is really good~~
Mother Yang let go of Father Yang's ears at this time, glared at her fiercely, and warned solemnly: "Treat Xiaofei well!" ”
"Uh-huh, it must be dropped~~"
Father Yang rubbed his ears, and Mother Yang trotted quickly to the kitchen~~
Shen Fei forcibly held back a smile,
Add fuel to the fire, not too much; Just sprinkle a little;
No, as long as my brother makes a little move, Lao Yang won't be able to bear it! Hahaha~~~
Yang Mi laughed a little, quickly covered her mouth again, and hurriedly picked up the gift that Shen Fei brought, "Dad, you extinguish the fire." See, what is it? ”
Saying,
Yang Mi had already placed the gift bag of fragrant tea in front of Father Yang.
Look at this pack,
Father Yang originally wanted to take advantage of Mother Yang's departure and give Shen Fei a little more off-the-clock.
But at the moment,
But his eyes were already wide,
"Longjing? Ocha Garden?! ”
Dad Yang chattered in shock, and directly picked up the gift box with both hands, and the green tendons on the back of his hands bulged, for fear that the gift box would fall to the ground and break~~
"Yes, it's indeed Longjing!"
Yang Mi immediately came over, "Oh, isn't this written!" And, Dad, you don't know. In order to find this tea, Xiao Fei ran several streets and found more than a dozen stores before he bought it! ”
Looking at my father's expression, I must be very fond of this tea.
Such a good opportunity, how could Yang Mi let it go, of course, she wanted to say good things for Shen Fei~~
The little mouth is non-stop!
Behold
Father Yang subconsciously interrupted Yang Mi: "You know a fart!" Longjing, Lao Tzu drank too much! What Lao Tzu said is this, a few words~"
Father Yang's finger pointed to the three words "Royal Tea Garden",
He also tapped his finger, "Do you know what these three words mean?" You don't understand tea, don't mix it blindly~"
Yang Mi really doesn't understand tea,
She was just explaining how hard her "boyfriend" worked to buy tea for her future father-in-law~~
"Yes, Mimi doesn't understand tea, and I don't understand either; I only asked the boss which kind of tea in Longjing was the best, and the boss recommended this to me what kind of imperial tea garden! In fact, I don't know where the Imperial Tea Garden is~"
Shen Fei walked over with an indifferent smile, "The point is, the boss's store is not yet in stock, and then I found a few stores with Mimi......"
On the topic of guidance,
Shen Fei is still relatively good.
really
As soon as Shen Fei said this,
When Father Yang looked up at Shen Fei, although he glared at Shen Fei fiercely, he didn't have any more yin and yang weirdness; Instead, he immediately showed his profound knowledge of tea,
It's what he's good at.
Especially when the other person is talking to someone who doesn't know anything about this field,
It can arouse the desire of those who understand,
The next moment,
Father Yang put the tea leaves on the coffee table,
Then he coughed,
There was a slight smug on his face,
began to talk highly: "When it comes to tea, I have to say Longjing, it is the best in tea!" ”
"When it comes to Longjing tea, it is famous and known to the world. But do you know where this tea is born? ”
Father Yang looked at Shen Fei and the others, and his face was still smug.
Yang Mi shook her head,
Shen Fei also shook his head, "I only know about Zhejiang\Jiang, where is the specific place, I don't know?" ”
"It's really in the province you're talking about!"
Father Yang nodded, "Longjing Village, have you heard of this?" ”
The two shook their heads again.
"This Longjing Village is surrounded by mountains, as if it is out of the world, and the mountains are full of tea plantations, and the scenery is extremely beautiful." Dad Yang talked eloquently.
Shen Fei interjected at the right time, "What does this have to do with the Imperial Tea Garden?" ”
"Young people are rough and have no patience!" Father Yang glared, "You listen to me slowly~"
This is also Shen Fei's deliberate stealing of words, just to let Lao Yang say something.
For the grasp of interpersonal relationships, Shen Fei still has a hand!
"Longjing Village is famous for tea, and there are eighteen tea trees in the old Longjing in the Royal Tea Garden, and not many people know about it; However, the origin is not small! Father Yang was startled, seeing the shocked and eager expressions of Shen Fei and Yang Mi, Father Yang felt that his vanity had been greatly satisfied.
Then
Continued: "Eighteen old tea trees are located in the Old Longjing Imperial Tea Garden; About the eighteen imperial tea, there is a beautiful legend, according to legend, in the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, the five grains are abundant, the country is peaceful, and the emperor does not like to sit in the palace, but good to travel around the world. Once, after coming to Hangzhou and taking in the scenery of West Lake, I wanted to see my favorite tea......
Gotcha,
This old Yang even understood this allusion,
And he speaks the word at the head,
Later, Emperor Qianlong brought some for the Queen Mother to taste; The old queen mother was full of joy: 'Son, this is the fairy tea mile; It's so delicious; It's like a panacea, and it cured my mother's illness~~'
When Qianlong heard this, he immediately laughed, and immediately passed the decree to seal the tea tree in front of the Hugong Temple as imperial tea, and send a special person to take care of it, and send it to Beijing every year for the Queen Mother to enjoy! "Because there are only eighteen tea trees in front of Hugong Temple, it has become 'eighteen imperial teas'!"
"So, this tea ...... That's rare, right? Yang Mi stared at Father Yang.
"How rare is it? It's quite a rarity! ”
Father Yang's expression was exaggerated, "The price of the 14-year-old Longjing in the Ming Dynasty is about 10,000 yuan a catty, which is to say that there are eighteen dragon wells outside the Yuqian Dragon Well." And these eighteen trees, one tree can pick 400 buds; A total of 7,200 buds are collected, which can produce about two catties a year! ”
"Do you say that the tea leaves in this Longjing Imperial Tea Garden are expensive?"
Now,
Yang Mi was also shocked,
Subconsciously looked at Shen Fei: "How much?" ”
"It's not much, it's not much, it's over when it's delicious~" Shen Fei waved his hand, not wanting to say the price.
Hundreds of thousands, in Shen Fei's opinion, is indeed not high; In Yang Mi's eyes, it may not be too high; But if it is in the eyes of Dad Yang, it is estimated that it ...... It's sky-high.
Just don't say it.
If you say it, maybe Dad Yang will be reluctant to take it apart and drink it in the future~~
Since Shen Fei didn't say it,
Yang Mi didn't continue to ask,
Anyway, at this moment, as long as Daddy's mood has improved, just stop making trouble with Shen Fei, a stinky guy.
Not long after,
Mother Yang brought the food to the table, "You grandfather, hurry up and wash your hands, come over to eat~~"
"Dad, it's time to eat~"
Yang Mi shouted.
"You go first, you go first, I'll come right away~" Father Yang took a few more photos of the tea, and then sent them to a few old friends, then he held the gift box with both hands and put the box on the shelf in the living room......
but
Standing a meter away and taking a look,
Dad Yang felt that it was inappropriate to put it here,
even muttered: "Quite inappropriate! ”
This, in case those old friends come to visit the door and see this good tea, wouldn't they want to get started?
In case I leave, I'll still drink a fart!!
It must be hidden~~
Dad Yang went directly into the bedroom with the gift box, and then carefully stuffed it under the bed......
"A box of tea, Lao Yang, are you there? Are you afraid that the thief will steal it for you? Mother Yang couldn't stand it anymore and shouted loudly.
"My dad is a policeman, and thieves don't dare to come to our house!" Yang Mi said with a smile.
Father Yang clapped his hands,
walked over with a smug smile on his face, "It's not that I'm afraid of stealing, but I'm afraid that those old guys will go away for me~~"
The three of them immediately laughed~~
"Drink?"
Father Yang was in a happy mood and brought a bottle of liquor over.
Mother Yang didn't care about eating, and while opening the box of the watch, she said: "Just drink something to your grandfather and son, don't drink Duoang~"
Then, take out your watch,
Put it on yourself,
He pestle in front of everyone, "What's going on, what's going on?" Isn't it beautiful? ”
"Mmmm, it's very in line with my mother's temperament!" Yang Mi nodded happily.
"Hey, don't just drink it, isn't it pretty?" Mother Yang leaned her wrist closer to Father Yang!
"Watch, isn't it just to look at the time, it's all about the same, it's all about the same~~" Father Yang picked up the wine glass, with a perfunctory taste, "Come, Xiaofei, let's go first!" ”
"Okay,"
Shen Fei picked up the wine glass, lowered it a little, and touched Lao Yang~~
Yang's mother was not happy, "Isn't your tea also addictive, and it will be gone after a sip, it is better to keep the value of the watch!" ”
"You don't understand that...... Tea, that is to enjoy life; It is a spiritual pursuit. You are material, vulgar, vulgar and unbearable! "Dad Yang took a sip of wine, and his guts were fat~~
Now it's okay,
Poked the hornet's nest again......
Mother Yang's face immediately changed......
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(End of chapter)