"Master driver, I'm sorry for you!" Yun Feng got out of the taxi and waved at the driver.

I didn't take the subway, we are not short of money, but he has been here for more than a year, and he still can't adapt to life without taxi software.

Didi or something, although it is dangerous, but it is fast and convenient.

At this moment, Yun Feng felt that it was time for him to do something, it was time to do something, such as: get a taxi software first!

As soon as he looked up, Yun Feng found that there were tall buildings standing in front of him, and he felt familiar after a long time. That's right, it's the taste of childhood!

"Smack!"

"Handsome guy!"

Just when he couldn't help but feel emotional, he found that his shoulder was suddenly tapped, and a man's voice came into his ears.

Turning his head, what appeared in front of him was a face that could be called handsome but still inferior to him, although it was unfamiliar, it also felt extraordinarily familiar.

"Handsome guy, please slow!"

"The contemptible surname is Lu, the name is Xiaobu, and the people in the rivers and lakes give him the nickname 'Little White Dragon in the Waves'!"

"I was walking behind just now, and I felt an inexplicable kindness when I looked at the back of the handsome guy."

"When you turn your head, I know why. After all, do we all sympathize with each other! ”

The reason for the incident is this, Lu Ziqiao is wandering around. He has no money on hand today, and if he doesn't hurry up to get some money, he won't be able to afford to eat.

He sighed without emotion: Money is a thing that is difficult to earn, but it is easy to spend!

It is said that time is like flowing water, and it is gone forever. In his Lu Ziqiao's opinion, this money seems to fly by like time!

"What a poem! Good poetry! I have to quickly write it down in my self-created "Lu's Spring and Autumn", otherwise I will forget it later. ”

"I didn't expect it! I, such a talented and suave good man, was forced to make a living. ”

Lu Ziqiao said and took out a blue-skinned booklet printed with the four big characters of "Lu's Spring and Autumn", and complained about the injustice of fate while remembering.

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to have swept a figure. When I looked up, I couldn't help but say, "Wow! ”。

Judging by the back alone, this man's handsomeness seems to be no less than his "little white dragon in the waves"!

Take a closer look at this person's attire, a brand-name product. Judging from his years of experience in the rivers and lakes, this set should be no less than five thousand yuan, well, this person can become his target.

is young, looks extraordinary, and most importantly, he should have a lot of money. Such people must often mingle in some bright places, young people, beautiful women, and it is normal to not be able to hold on.

At a critical time, the body is not working, and it must be very distressed.

"Tsk!"

He, Lu Ziqiao, was sent by God to punish him, phew, it was to save him. With his eloquence of selling magic pills at the train station for many years, and he studied under Alexandre Dumas, he will definitely be able to slaughter him severely.

Such a young man, when he hears what nourishing health care products, he will definitely be tempted to buy them, and when the time comes, "Hehe!" ”

So Lu Ziqiao hurriedly caught up with the young man in front, stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and there was a conversation like above.

"Hello, what's the matter?" Yun Feng was a little embarrassed when he heard the man in front of him introduce himself. Who did he think he was? It turned out to be Lu Xiaobu, Lu Xiaofeng first!

I didn't expect to meet him here, and I thought it would take a while. I just don't know what this Lu Ziqiao wants to do, isn't he usually only talking to young and beautiful girls?

No, it's Yun Feng who is one-sided. Lu Ziqiao seems to have accosted Zhang Wei and a grandmother named Louise, the one who has had several husbands, and he can't remember these long-term memories.

"It's nothing, I just want to make a friend, by the way, ....." As he spoke, Lu Ziqiao took out a small medicine bottle.

"Recommend a health supplement that young people are using, and it has received rave reviews."

"That's it!"

"Qiao's Divine Skill Pill!"

"Ahem! I don't need supplements at the moment. Yun Feng couldn't help but cough, he really didn't expect Lu Ziqiao to come to recommend the Divine Skill Pill to him.

"Huh? Handsome guy, don't be in a hurry to refuse! ”

"My miracle pill is not an ordinary health supplement, it is made from natural raw materials from Australia."

"It also uses nanotechnology, high-temperature and cold extraction technology, and cloning technology, and each Shengong Pill is rich in nutrients needed by the human body!"

"But bedding is a rare place that can inspire people's yearning for a beautiful primitive life."

"And, for your sake, handsome guy, how about buying a bottle and I'll give you a bottle?"

"The breaking price is only 998! It's a good deal! ”

",,,,,,,," Yun Feng only felt that there were a few crows flying in the sky, and he was speechless. Although he can't remember some of the plot or anything, he still knows a little about the effect of this magic pill.

The whole thing is a laxative, or the kind that is particularly powerful! Sorry, thank you for not being sensitive!

Suddenly, a good idea popped into Yun Feng's mind, and his smile became more and more presumptuous.

"Handsome guy, how are you thinking about it?"

"If you miss this store, you won't have this village!" Lu Ziqiao is still trying his best to sell his magic pills, and after finishing his ticket, he won't have to worry about eating and drinking for three days!

"The product sounds really good." Yun Feng pretended to nod in agreement.

"Really?"

"But Mr. Lu Xiaobu, there is a very serious problem, I don't have a girlfriend!"

Originally, Lu Ziqiao heard Yun Feng say yes, and he thought that the Divine Skill Pill could be sold. But this young man said that he didn't have a girlfriend, how could it be? He Lu Xiaobu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, but he has never been eye-catching.

"This handsome gentleman, although you don't have a girlfriend now, you will have it sooner or later, be prepared!"

"Let's have two bottles for now! Now it's a big sale for vomiting blood. ”

Seeing that Yun Feng still didn't react to what he said, he was a little puzzled, the plot shouldn't be like this. His eyes rolled from side to side, and suddenly, as if he had figured something out.

So he sorted out his expression and said again, "Sir, you can actually use my product with your boyfriend." ”

"It can be used externally and internally, both externally and internally. The course of treatment is short, and the effect is fast! ”

"I don't have a habit of breaking my sleeves!"

Yun Feng has a black line, this Lu Ziqiao really wants to sell medicine and wants to go crazy, he dares to talk nonsense.

Looking at the strange eyes of the people around him, he knew that if he didn't explain, he might be killed today.

"What about you?"

Looking at the disbelief in Lu Ziqiao's eyes, Yun Feng felt a headache.

"I'm just curious if you have taken this medicine so well?"

"I ————"

"Well, you can eat it for me."

"I ————"

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse!"

"If you take one of these Divine Pills, I will buy you a bottle of Divine Pills."

"How's that, it's a good deal, isn't it?" Yun Feng didn't give Lu Ziqiao a chance to speak, and started his reverse sales.

Doesn't Lu Ziqiao want to make money? Yun Feng felt that he was not short of money at all, and if Lu Ziqiao dared to eat, he would dare to give it.

"This ......." Lu Ziqiao fell into silence for a while, this money, he really wanted to earn. However, my family knows my own business.

This miracle pill, what is its specific curative effect, Lu Ziqiao himself still knows.

What a dilemma!

Yun Feng saw Lu Ziqiao's hesitation, and estimated that the two villains in his mind were fighting at this time!

Just when Lu Ziqiao was suffering from gains and losses, Yun Feng decided to kindly wish him a hand. But there is a saying in advance, there is no personal grudge mixed in here!

"This handsome gentleman, I would like to make a special statement."

"The contemptible surname is Yun, and the single name is a maple character, and people in the legal profession always affectionately call me 'Little Pioneer of Law'!"

"Actually, I'm a lawyer!"

"Mr. Little White Prostitute! Oh, it's Mr. Little White Dragon. ”

"You can't be selling counterfeit medicines, are you?"

"If yes, I'm sorry!"

"According to Article 141 of the Criminal Law [Crime of Producing or Selling Counterfeit Drugs], whoever produces or sells counterfeit drugs is to be sentenced to up to three years imprisonment or short-term detention and shall also be fined; where serious harm is caused to human health or there are other serious circumstances, a sentence of between 3 and 10 years imprisonment and a concurrent fine is to be given; and where death is caused or there are other especially serious circumstances, a sentence of 10 or more years imprisonment, life imprisonment or death is to be given, and a concurrent fine or confiscation of property is to be given. ”

"Sir, is it time for you to take your medicine?" Saying that, Yun Feng also signaled to him with his hand, if he didn't take medicine to prove his innocence, the people next to him would call the police.

"I'll go! When did so many people surround it. Lu Ziqiao, who was a little stunned by what Yun Feng said, looked left and right and was startled. What's the situation, there are suddenly more than a dozen people around, some of them holding mobile phones.

"I can't run away now, his grandmother's, let it out!" Lu Ziqiao thought in his heart.

"It's not like you don't know this society, there are melons picked up for nothing, why don't you eat them!"

So Lu Ziqiao took out five small pills with tears in his eyes under Yun Feng's playful gaze. He swallowed it all in one gulp, and he didn't even drink water.

As for why five, of course, it was because five was already the limit of his estimate. If there were more, his immature sphincter would not be able to withstand the destruction!

"Gollum!" Before Lu Ziqiao swallowed it, the Divine Skill Pill had an effect. Now his stomach is turning upside down, and his whole body is trembling slightly!

"A bottle of medicine sells for a thousand yuan, give me five thousand!" Lu Ziqiao's voice became weaker and weaker, and he stretched out five fingers and gestured in front of Yun Feng.

“OK！” Yun Feng smiled happily and exchanged five thousand pieces of soft girl paper to the system for Lu Ziqiao.

Before Yun Feng could hand over the money, Lu Ziqiao grabbed the money over, covered his stomach with one hand and turned his head and ran.

"Huh? Where's my medicine! Seeing this, Yun Feng asked.

Lu Ziqiao didn't look back, he just left a sentence in a weak voice, "I'll go home and get the medicine, and I'll send it to you later!" ”

Especially the last word "come", trembling very much.

Looking at Lu Ziqiao's slumped figure, Yun Feng felt that tears were about to burst into laughter.

"The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, we are destined to meet again!"

Hearing Yun Feng's words, Lu Ziqiao ran faster. He only felt that he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, but he met a lawyer when he sold fake drugs, and he was still a lawyer with a very smart brain.