Chapter 7: The Man!
"Gollum!"
Lu Ziqiao's stomach rang again, no, he had to find a toilet quickly.
At this moment, he saw a thief-eyed man looking around the side of the road. There was a slight anxiety on his face, but it was clear that he was not in such a hurry.
"Friends! Do you know where the toilet is nearby? This time, Lu Ziqiao couldn't even pat someone on the shoulder, and now he had to use all his body's strength and spirit to fight against Benyi.
This stool is like the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, surging and surging! Just wait for the torrent to go straight down to 3,000 feet.
"Looking for a toilet?"
After Zeng Xiaoxian answered Lisa's call, he estimated the time, and felt that Lisa's friend should be almost there! Why haven't I seen anyone all this time?
After a while, there was still no one in sight.
Seriously, if Lisa hadn't mentioned it, he could have moved the show a little bit further. With his status as a virtuous brother, he won't wait here like a fool.
Fortunately, there is a beautiful woman next to him who receives gift money, and you can chat with him.
People are strangely good-looking, but their temper is too big. It feels like one of his roommates, Hu Yifei!
This is the tenth time Zeng Xiaoxian has looked down at his watch, an average of once every two minutes.
It's been twenty minutes of waiting, and he doesn't want to wait any longer. He still needs to command and dispatch the whole wedding scene!
Otherwise, just one Hu Yifei, it's not that Brother Xian looks down on her, she can't grasp it.
Just as he was about to leave, he heard someone call him. It's just that he asked about the toilet, and his voice didn't sound right.
"Dude! Why do you look so empty? Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head, and a very pale face occupied his field of vision.
I saw that his expression was very anxious, his face was still a little haggard, his forehead was still rolling with beads of sweat, and his eyes were full of begging!
"Bad stomach?" Seeing this person who was obviously weaker than him, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled kindly, and his tone was full of schadenfreude.
"Where's the toilet?" Lu Ziqiao really didn't have the energy to say anything else, and there were only three words in his head: "Find a toilet!" ”
"Now, just go in from the path I'm standing on." Zeng Xiaoxian raised his hand and pointed at it, the person in front of the meeting was indeed having a hard time, how could he still embarrass others!
"Thank you...... Thank you....."
Lu Ziqiao hadn't taken two steps before he was stopped by a beautiful woman with a smile on her face.
He looked at the woman's outstretched hand and wondered, what is this for? Do you need a phone number?
At this time, Lu Ziqiao's brain CPU was overloaded, and he didn't realize that the front was the wedding scene, and this was the place to receive gift money.
It can only be said that Qiao's Shengong Pill is really good, especially after eating five pills at a time. Lu Ziqiao felt that his whole person was going to be sublimated, and if he didn't find a toilet to squat, he would go to heaven to see God.
"Money!" The beauty waved the red envelope in her hand and gestured to Lu Ziqiao.
"I ..... To give! ”
If it were normal, Lu Ziqiao would definitely not be so generous. The little white dragon in his waves has always been in and out, but he hasn't come out. Where will it be like now, but now it is different from the past!
Now it's the tiger falling in Pingyang being bullied by dogs, and the dragon swimming shallows being played by shrimp!
Lu Ziqiao took out a few pieces of soft sister paper and put them on the table tremblingly, this is the hard-earned money that sold his body just now! Before I could cover the heat, I gave away a few for nothing! He staggered to the toilet and felt sorry for himself.
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was also preparing to leave. He is needed at the wedding scene, he is a virtuous brother with a great mission!
"Teacher Zeng?"
Yun Feng was on the press path after Lu Ziqiao left, enjoying the scenery of the Love Apartment Park. He commented that the greening is well done, but there are too few fallen leaves, and they are not yellow. This makes him want to be sad that the poetry of the autumn wind can't be expressed, and he is in a good mood and wants to chant a poem.
He just bullied these green plants and couldn't speak, otherwise they would kill him. It's the turn of spring and summer, and there's no yellowing of the leaves!
Suddenly, he noticed that there was a person in front of him, and he looked familiar from a distance.
Take two steps closer and look, oh, that vigorous hair. It must be that person, the man who has been in love with his girlfriend for eight years, but six of them have been split.
The most terrifying thing is that after eight years of love, he is still a virgin!
In this regard, Yun Feng could only shake his head and sigh. Mr. Zeng, he is really a good man with discipline and pursuit! If it is placed in ancient times, it is not good to get a chastity archway, and the ancestors will be glorified!
But then again, he deserves to be hacked, and he deserves to be a green-haired turtle!
This setting is called reserved when it is placed on a woman, but what is it called if it is placed on a man? Reserved men? For eight years, Yun Feng didn't know how Teacher Zeng managed it.
He really admires Mr. Zeng! If he could, he would be more than happy to be friends with Mr. Zeng. There is no other meaning, just to feel relieved of Mr. Zeng's character.
"What a Virgo man is terrifying! It's okay, it's good that I don't believe in horoscopes. ”
Yun Feng retracted his thoughts, but saw that Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be leaving, so he hurriedly called Teacher Zeng.
"Teacher Zeng?"
"Are you calling me?" Zeng Xiaoxian was originally a little speechless, why did someone he didn't know call him. Come on, he's a busy man!
However, when he heard this title "Teacher Zeng", he instantly became refreshed, he had never called him like this before!
"Yes, Mr. Zeng, I often listen to your programs!"
Yun Feng looked at Teacher Zeng who exuded a refreshing aura all over his body, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously pulled, this is too exaggerated!
I know that you like to be praised by others, but the expression of these facial features distorted together will really make pedestrians unconsciously take you as the center of the circle to stay away!
Fortunately, this teacher Zeng is exactly the same as the one he knew. Yun Feng said, this child is like this when he is young, I have felt that you are a talent since I was a child.
"Then you must have listened to my show last night, received my invitation, and came to support my show!"
"Isn't that right?"
In the face of such a confident Teacher Zeng, what else can Yun Feng say?
He could only nod his head in affirmation, and said "Ah, yes, yes, yes!" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian heard Yun Feng's admission as he expected, and his expression became even more perverted, causing Yun Feng's goosebumps to fall to the ground.
Should I say that I deserve to be Mr. Zeng? Walking humanoid nuclear weapons!
"Teacher Zeng, why are you standing here?" For the sake of his sparkling eyes and an extraordinary brain like Zhi Duoxing, Yun Feng decisively diverted the topic.
There's no way, the visual pollution and spiritual pollution are too terrifying, I can't stand it. Sure enough, Mr. Zeng is the hottest man with the deepest hidden force value in the love apartment, an existence that cannot be looked at directly!
"Me? Let me think, what am I doing? ”
"Ahem!"
"I'm sorry, I'm so happy to see the fans, and I can't help myself for a while."
Zeng Xiaoxian finally saw a living fan, and accidentally overjoyed.