Chapter 332: The Great Tiger Urges the Stone (1)
At noon on June 10, the sun was just shining overhead.
The stone crouched alone under the tree in the doorway - to rest in the cold.
He held a magazine in his hand and fanned himself.
The cicadas in the trees hissed.
He tilted his head and smiled: It's really hilarious.
"Hey! I'm really bored with you little things every day. He exhaled and sighed:
He stood up and said in a daze: Why don't I go out for a walk!
However, I went outside, what should Sister Erfeng do! Mom, what should I do! What to do with this home!
If something happens at home! Big brother blames it down!
"No, I can't break my promises, I want to keep my promises." He clenched his fists and said:
He fanned his fan and walked back and forth.
"Big brother, you're here to enjoy the cold!" Xu Banxian shouted:
The stone glanced ahead and called, "It's such a hot day!" I can't stay at home!
"Don't you have a fan in your house?" Xu Banxian replied:
"It's true that the fan is installed, and the wind blowing out of the fan is hot." The stone replied:
Xu Banxian stepped forward and said, "Big brother, it's not as evil as you say!"
The stone continued: Brother Xu, you also want to blow the fan!
"I want to say, you should also take a stool and sit down in the cold······" Xu Banxian said:
"Let's go, let's go, let's go inside." Stone shouted:
Xu Banxian asked: Big brother, please!
As he walked, Shi called out: Brother Xu, you usually don't come back so early, what's the matter today!
Xu Banxian replied: Yuan'er's delivery date has arrived, and I went home early.
Shi asked: Brother Xu, what are you feeling at this time!
"How to say it! Excited, excited. Xu Banxian put his chest on his chest and responded:
Stone continued: No! I'm going to be a dad, how come I didn't feel this way!
"Of course you don't feel this way, when you first became a father, you were still a child, you don't have this sense of urgency like me, besides, there are so many girls around you, how can it be like me!" Xu Banxian said:
"Let's go! The sun is so big! The stone shouted:
Xu Banxian saw the stone stepping into the living room and muttered: A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry.
He lifted his foot and whispered, "My words are indeed a bit much."
The stone unscrewed the fan and said, "It's hot."
He walked over to the coffee table and went to pour the tea.
"Big brother, you let me come." Xu Banxian shouted:
The stone called: "Sit down over there."
Xu Banxian continued: Big brother is busy, but I am sitting.
The stone poured the tea and said, "Do we still need to divide it so clearly?"
Xu Banxian smiled and said: What the eldest brother said is very true!
But there are things that have to be distinguished.
Shi looked at Xu Banxian and said, "Brother Xu, what do you mean!"
"I don't mean anything else, I want to say, brothers are brothers, you will always be my big brother." Xu Banxian replied:
"No, what do you have to say! You can say it straight! You don't have to hide it in front of me! The stone held the tea and said in a daze:
Xu Banxian took the tea and responded: No, no, absolutely nothing.
"Brother Xu, our brother, don't you want to be honest with me at all!" Stone called:
"Big brother, don't blame me for talking so much! I didn't want to hide it from you, it's just that you don't believe in superstition, and if I tell you, it will make you more blocked. Xu Banxian replied:
Shi took a sip of tea and said: You tell me, and I will listen to it.
Xu Banxian drank tea and was silent.
"Brother Xu, what's the matter that makes you so unspeakable! If you don't have it convenient to say! You can not say! The stone shouted:
"It's not inconvenient, I want Yuan'er not to come here, at least, not now." Xu Banxian rushed to say:
Stone asked: Why?
"Because, because Yuan'er is about to give birth, she will be here ······ her whole life" Xu Banxian continued:
"So what!" The stone replied:
"I'm afraid it will be bad for your family!" Xu Banxian said:
The stone asked, "How bad?"
Xu Banxian replied: What should I say! Isn't there a saying in the countryside about "hitting red"!
"I thought it was!" Stone said disdainfully:
"Big brother, you'd rather believe it than believe it, this kind of thing - when you're lucky, you can't touch it, and your luck is almost ······" Xu Banxian persuaded:
The stone continued: That's it! It won't die!
Xu Banxian said: Death will not.
The stone replied, "This is not a good thing!
"Brother Xu, you're back."
"Hello grandma, I just came back." Xu Banxian said:
Xu Hongping called: You sit, you sit, I'll come out and get two eggs······
"Mom, it's okay here, you're busy." Stone shouted:
"Stone, it's about to start, you and Brother Xu go in and wash your hands and prepare to eat!" Xu Hongping advised:
Shi Yingdao: I see.
"Yuan'er, you're going to get up and walk, you're sitting still - it's more tired." Erfeng hugged Li Dong and shook it.
Yuan'er glared and replied: I'm not very tired, I won't sew this hole after I finish sewing.
"It's almost time to eat, you're resting!" Erfeng persuaded:
"Mom, is my aunt pregnant with a younger brother in her belly?" Xiao Feng'er touched Yuan'er's belly and asked:
"It must be a younger brother, and my aunt's belly is so strong." Erfeng Ying said:
"Okay! I want my brother to play hide and seek with me! Xiao Feng'er smiled:
Yuan'er said: Xiao Feng'er, when you grow up, will you marry your younger brother!
"Oh no, you haven't given the red envelope yet!" Xu Hongping leaned on the door and shouted:
Yuan'er got up and said with a smile: I'll give it right away, I'll give it right away.
"Grandma, what is a red envelope?" Xiao Feng'er asked:
Xu Hongping continued: You asked your mother to tell you that I went in to cook.
"Yuan'er, your husband is here." Xu Hongping was stunned and said:
Yuan'er said: Didn't he go back to his hometown!
"Mom, why haven't you gone in to cook yet!" The stone walked towards Xu Banxian head-on.
Xu Hongping moved her steps and responded: I'll go, I'll go.
"Yuan'er, what are you doing sitting! You have to exercise a lot, and exercise will help you give birth. Xu Banxian shouted:
Yuan'er replied: I'll have two more stitches.
"I don't let her sew, she won't listen." Erfeng continued:
Xu Banxian faced Er Feng and thanked: Thank you! Thank you, sister-in-law!
"Yuan'er, I'll tell you later." 徐半仙 says:
Erfeng shouted: "Two aunts, you also stop, everyone has gone out to eat."
"Let's go in and serve the food." Aunt Zhou glanced at Aunt Liu and said:
"Brother Xu, you go first with the dishes and chopsticks, let me serve this egg soup." Stone shouted:
Xu Banxian picked up the dishes and chopsticks and responded: Then I'll go out.
Shi saw Min'er get up and said, "Min'er, your forehead is full of sweat."
You go and wipe your face······
"I'll wash it when I'm done." Min'er resigned:
"Grandma, you still have to cook a few dishes, I'll help you." Aunt Zhou walked into the kitchen and shouted:
Xu Hongping teased the egg soup and said: You cut those taro well.
Aunt Liu stepped into the kitchen and shouted, "Grandma, let me stir-fry."
Xu Hongping instructed: You go and help me peel those garlic heads.
The stone held the egg soup and gradually walked out of the kitchen.
"Yuan'er, I told you, don't touch needlework before you give birth, don't touch needlework again." Xu Banxian reproached:
Yuan'er glanced at the side and whispered: I don't do needlework, what do I do! I eat white food at other people's homes, and I have to be taken care of by others, you can bear it!
Xu Banxian replied: Yes······
"Brother Xu, there is no boiling water on the teapot, you go into the kitchen and pour a pot." The stone held the egg soup and walked cautiously.
Xu Banxian replied: Okay, okay.
"Big brother, be careful, the egg soup is so hot!" Yuan'er reached out to pick up the egg soup.
Because the stomach is too stiff.
As soon as Yuan'er hit the table, he immediately stepped back.
The stone took a horse step.
Yuan'er's whole person was attached to the chest of the stone.
"Daddy, Daddy, what are you guys playing!" Xiao Feng'er shouted:
Yuan'er bowed and said: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Shi put down the soup bowl and said, "Sister Erfeng, ······ just now
"Sister Erfeng, I almost fell down just now, and my eldest brother used his body to help me block it, we!" Yuan'er rushed to the road:
Erfeng smiled and said: You don't need to explain, I have seen it all.
"Sister Erfeng, we are really in a hurry······" Yuan'er continued:
"Yuan'er, can you taste that egg soup!" Er Feng shouted:
"Sister Erfeng, you can also come and try it." The stone scooped the egg soup and said:
"Dad is bad, Dad won't give me a drink." Xiao Feng'er pulled her face and called:
Shi smiled: Xiao Feng'er came to drink, and Dad personally fed you to drink.
"Xiao Feng'er, did you hear that! Your dad feeds you! If you don't drink it, I will. Xu Banxian walked back with a teapot.
Xiao Feng'er ran to the stone and shouted: I want to drink, I want to drink.
Shi took the spoon and said with a smile: Xiao Feng'er, you open your mouth.
"Ahh Xiao Feng'er opened her mouth wide and wide.
"Stone, you let me feed it." Erfeng shouted:
Xiao Feng'er said coquettishly: I want my father to feed! I want Daddy to feed!
Stone called: "Child! Inevitably make a fuss.
"Sister-in-law, sit down, let's drink soup." Yuan'er shouted:
"Xiao Feng'er, my aunt has served you rice!" Min'er walked over crookedly with the rice ding.
Immediately after, Xu Hongping and the others also followed.
Xiao Feng'er responded: I don't eat.
"Xiao Feng'er, if you don't eat, you will become a dwarf." Xu Hongping coaxed:
"I'm taller than my mother, taller than my father, and I'm taller and taller." Xiao Feng'er gestured:
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Hehe!!
Everyone laughed one after another: Hahaha······
Min'er brought over a bowl of rice and said, "Xiao Feng'er, after you finish eating this bowl of rice, you will grow very tall."
"I'll be taller than my aunt." Xiao Feng'er continued:
Min'er replied: Definitely, definitely.
"Grandma, Yuan'er is about to give birth, I want to take Yuan'er home to ······" Xu Banxian called:
Xu Hongping asked: Do you want to take her back to her hometown?
Xu Banxian replied: No, no, no, let's go back to the front house.
Xu Hongping continued: There are a few steps to the front from here!
"Eat, eat." Xu Hongping shouted:
"Mom, he is worried that Yuan'er will give birth to the child in our family, and we will think that their husband and wife are frivolous and do not understand the world." Stone shouted:
Xu Hongping continued: Isn't this nonsense! What happened to Yuan'er giving birth in our house! "Adding people and adding joy" is a good thing.
Besides, what to do when Yuan'er is confined!
"From today onwards, I will stay at home and take care of her." 徐半仙 says:
Xu Hongping said: You are a big man who stays at home to take care of her, what do you know!
Xu Banxian replied: I ······
"We have so many women here! No better than you can take care of her! Xu Hongping shouted:
Xu Banxian was stunned and said: But, but······
"Yuan'er, eat a little more meat, don't starve the child in your belly." Xu Hongping sandwiched a piece of fine meat and shouted:
"Jingle Bell"
Min'er then called and called: Hey! I'm Min'a.
Excuse me! Who are you looking for!
"Sister Min'er, have you eaten!"
"You are!"
"I'm Dahu, please let the stone answer the phone."
"Brother-in-law, you answer the phone."
The stone hurried over.
"Min'er, who called?" Xu Hongping asked:
Min'er replied: It's Big Tiger.
Erfeng touched Xiao Feng'er's head and said happily: Your uncle is calling.
"Sure enough, this unconscionable person called back, and he didn't ask me to answer the phone······ Xu Hongping scolded:
"Mom, why does grandma scold my uncle for having no conscience?" Xiao Feng'er asked:
Erfeng covered Xiao Feng'er's ears and said: Xiao Feng'er, you heard it wrong, grandma didn't say uncle, grandma said that the weather is too hot, and the wind is not cool.
Xu Hongping said: Erfeng, why do you lie to the child!
"I just scolded your uncle for having no conscience, when Xiao Feng'er grows up, you can't be like your uncle who has no conscience······" Xu Hongping continued:
"Why does my uncle have no conscience!" Xiao Feng'er said:
Xu Hongping said: He is not at home every day, he just has no conscience.
Xiao Feng'er called: When I grow up, I want to accompany my mother and grandmother.
"Xiao Feng'er is awesome." Xu Hongping gave a thumbs up and said with a smile:
"Mom, you eat." Min'er shouted:
"Stone, you give me the phone." Xu Hongping shouted:
"Mom, you go on." Stone handed over the phone and shouted:
Xu Hongping leaned over to the telephone and asked, "Is Dahu still in Shanghai?"
The stone said, "Ask him yourself."
"Mom, are you listening?" The voice of the big tiger was heard on the microphone.
Xu Hongping raised the microphone and replied: You say!
"Mom, are you okay?" The big tiger asked:
"Very good, you give birth to a few grandchildren for me to hug, my body!" Xu Hongping responded:
"Doodoo"
"This black-hearted liver actually hung up on me." Xu Hongping took the microphone and said angrily:
"Mom, if you don't open a pot, it's strange that he doesn't hang up your phone." Stone smiled and said:
"What are you laughing at! He is much older than you, your son and daughter are so old, he didn't even bring a daughter-in-law home, you see, can I not be in a hurry! Am I not in a hurry! Xu Hongping continued:
"Mom, are you in a hurry, how old is my brother, less than 30 years old······" Erfeng called:
"He's a late maturer, you're precocious." Xu Hongping interrupted:
Erfeng said embarrassedly: Mom.
"Mom, what is precociousness?" Xiao Feng'er was puzzled:
Erfeng was stunned and said: This!
The stone shouted: Xiao Feng'er eats, eats······
Min'er took a piece of shiitake mushrooms and said, "Xiaofeng'er, you eat a small umbrella (umbrella-shaped)."
"Thank you Auntie yet!" Er Feng shouted:
Xiao Feng'er thanked: Thank you, auntie······