Chapter 333: The Great Tiger Urges the Stone (2)
After the meal, everyone put down the bowls one after another.
Yuan'er stood up - busy putting away the dishes and chopsticks.
Xu Hongping called: Yuan'er, you go over and stand next to you, let us collect the "dishes and chopsticks".
"Grandma, cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks is not a heavy job! What else can I do now······" 圆儿 says:
Xu Hongping replied: I didn't say you can't do it, you hold your stomach!
"Grandma, you take such good care of us husband and wife! We don't know how to thank you enough! Xu Banxian shouted:
Xu Hongping smiled: If you don't know, thank you!
"Grandma, Sister Zhou and I went to feed the pigs." Tailor Liu said:
Xu Hongping responded: Go ahead!
"Mom, wipe the table in front of you," Min'er called out as she handed the rag.
Xu Hongping took the rag and asked, "Stone, what did the big tiger talk to you about just now?"
Stone replied: Didn't talk about anything!
"Stone, you can't lie, why do you want to learn how to lie!" Xu Hongping responded:
Stone replied: I am not lying.
"Stone, he doesn't have much contact with his family, he called to indicate that he was looking for you, you dare to say that there is nothing wrong with it!" Xu Hongping called:
Stone was stunned and said: This!
"Xiao Feng'er, are you and Auntie going to see the pigs?" Aunt Zhou strode out.
"Wow! I'm going to see the pigs. Xiao Feng'er smiled:
"Xiao Feng'er, don't go today! Today's pig stinks, and it will smoke you out. Tailor Liu came up and said:
Xiao Feng'er covered her nose and called: Hmm!
Tailor Liu said: Sister Zhou, you go quickly.
"Brother-in-law, what's the matter with you! You name it and listen to it! Min'er said:
The stone answered: I ······
"If you don't say it, I'll go in and wash the dishes." Xu Hongping shouted:
The stone swallowed and said: Big brother called me, told me to pick it up, Song, Instructor Song.
Xu Hongping asked: Where to pick it up?
Shi replied: Go to Shanghai.
"Why did he want you to pick it up?" Xu Hongping asked:
Shi continued: Because, because the road is not very smooth, the eldest brother can't pull away.
"I didn't say yes, though." The stone waved his hand and continued:
"Wow Wow Wow"
"I'm going to see the kids." Erfeng turned around and left.
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Min'er, let's go in and wash the dishes.
"Mom, I didn't promise my eldest brother." Stone called:
Xu Hongping said: You don't need to tell me, you can go if you want.
"You go talk to Sister Erfeng!" When Min'er passed in front of the stone, she whispered:
The stone replied: I said, I won't go.
"Big brother, who is Instructor Song?" Xu Banxian asked:
Stone replied: It's a long story! I met him at that time, not long after I came to Fengxian Town, I was setting up a stall on the street with my aunt Xu, who was with my mother-in-law, and there was a policeman at that time······
In the evening, Xu Banxian slept on the bed with Yuan'er in his arms.
Yuan'er pushed Xu Banxian and said: You are a little apart, you are so tight, beware of the child being pressed by you.
"The child has not been born yet, how can I hold him down!" Xu Banxian replied:
Yuan'er said: You are uncomfortable next to me, you stay away from me.
"You're too fat, okay! I slept out of bed. Xu Banxian continued:
Yuan'er responded: What! You think I'm too fat, I'm going to beat the kid out.
Xu Banxian replied: Seeing that you are about to give birth, how can you fight!
"Believe it or not! I'm going down from here. Yuan'er says:
"Don't! Other! Other! I retreat, I retreat. Xu Banxian moved while protecting Yuan'er.
Yuan'er smiled: This is good!
Xu Banxian touched Yuan'er's stomach and said with a smile: I will definitely listen to my wife's words.
"You don't come, you're not a child, how can I have this face, how can you talk to me in a low voice." Yuan'er patted her stomach and shouted:
"If it weren't for him, I'll kill you." Xu Banxian continued:
Yuan'er said: What do you want!
"I want to!" Xu Banxian hugged Yuan'er and kissed her left and right.
Yuan'er struggled: Stinky rascal.
Xu Banxian said: I don't go hooligan to you, who else can I be hooligan.
Yuan'er responded: You are a bad old man, with a scruffy beard, who will make you a hooligan!
"No matter how bad I am, I can go to Yihong Courtyard." Xu Banxian replied:
"You dare." Yuan'er grabbed Xu Banxian's ear and shouted:
Xu Banxian touched his ears and shouted: Ouch! Ouch! Pain, pain······
Yuan'er called: You dare to go up there! You'll never want to sleep with me!
Xu Banxian rubbed his ears and said: Wife, how dare I!
"Think about it, too! Goods like you, when you go to Yihong Courtyard, you are too cold. Yuan'er said:
Xu Banxian replied: Have I ever done this!
"People like Brother Stone!" Yuan'er put his chin on his chin and said:
"In this way, you still have thoughts about big brother." 徐半仙 says:
Yuan'er continued: I miss your size, we marry, marry, my belly is so big, do you still want to buckle a "slut" hat on my head!
Xu Banxian shouted: No, no.
"You'd better be honest with me." Yuan'er poked Xu Banxian's head and called:
Xu Banxian nodded and replied: Yes, yes, yes.
Yuan'er pointed to his leg and said, "You beat my leg."
Xu Banxian pinched Yuan'er's leg and said, "Yuan'er, what happened in the morning······
"You said call that!" Yuan'er looked at Xu Banxian and interrupted:
"I'm discovering more and more that we have a little bit of a connection." Xu Banxian was surprised:
Yuan'er replied: It's a fart, from the very beginning of this matter, I guessed that it was eight or nine, and my sister-in-law didn't speak, everything was in vain!
"Don't worry about it for nothing! That's not what I'm talking about. Xu Banxian continued:
Yuan'er called: What do you want to say!
Xu Banxian said: Yuan'er, you know! I used to be a poor scholar, I read books all day long, occasionally help people to see some feng shui, I can't even take care of my own life, fortunately I met Brother Shi on the road, he helped us match together, let me settle here, and gave me a brand new home.
I can't express how grateful I am to him.
I die for him, and I have no regrets.
"You're dead, what am I going to do! What to do with the baby in the belly! Yuan'er pushed away Xu Banxian's hand and said angrily:
"Yuan'er, you are so young, so beautiful, so otherworldly, it is not difficult for you to find a man better than me······" Xu Banxian shouted:
"Yes! I want a man, and I do have a lot of them, but I chose you, you sober me up, and give me the responsibility that belongs to a man. Yuan'er continued:
Xu Banxian choked up and said: Yuan'er.
Yuan'er pulled the quilt and shouted: Sleep, sleep.
Xu Banxian called: Yuan'er, I said······
Yuan'er shouted: Hurry up and pull the lamp.
Xu Banxian slowly went to pull the lamp.
Yuan'er deliberately narrowed her eyes.
Xu Banxian lay on the pillow and said: Yuan'er, my heart for my eldest brother, I hope you can understand, if the eldest brother leaves here, no matter the ends of the world, I will follow him.
"Whew! Call! Call! ”
Xu Banxian touched Yuan'er's forehead and kissed Yuan'er's forehead gently.
"Ouch!" Erfeng hugged his stomach and suddenly jumped up.
Erfeng pulled up the lamp and squatted on the urine bucket to "shhhhhhhhhh
She rubbed her eyes, stretched, and sighed: Ha!
She glanced at Li Dong and muttered: If you sleep so soundly, I will give you bubble pee later······
"Instructor Song, Instructor Song, I'm glad to see you."
Erfeng pulled up his pants and said, "I'm asleep" and still talking in my sleep.
She walked over to the bed and stared at the stone.
Looking, watching, her face became more and more heavy.
"Woooooooooo Li Dong shook his head twice.
Erfeng hugged Li Dong and muttered: My little girl.
She pulled out the urinal and booed: shhh······
"Sister Erfeng, you let me." The stone clamped his leg and shouted:
Erfeng said: Stone, what are you in a hurry!
"I drank too much tea last night, and I was holding my urine too quickly."
Erfeng continued: You are a little more moderate at night, you drink so much tea, can you not be upset!
The stone lifted his pants and said, "I'll pay attention to it later."
Erfeng lifted his clothes and called: You say this every time!
The stone sat on the bed and said, "I will definitely change."
"It doesn't matter if you change it or not, you take care of your body, that's the most important thing." Erfeng argued:
The stone looked around and called, "My body is ······
"Sister Erfeng, I'm thirsty, I want to drink!." The stone pointed to Erfeng's chest.
Erfeng snickered: Look at your little bit of talent, you wait, I'll let you drink enough.
"Sister Erfeng, I'm lying down." Lying on the bed, the stone cried:
"I ask you, what the eldest brother said ······?" Erfeng shouted:
The stone continued: I didn't agree, I didn't promise.
Erfeng responded: You didn't agree, you really want to go, right!
"Sister Erfeng, listen to me······" The stone replied:
Erfeng asked: Right or not?
The stone said, "I didn't say I was going."
"Before I married you, I told you that I would not bind you, you can go wherever you want! You don't have to feel guilty about me, if you do, you have to come back to me in peace and health. Erfeng says:
The stone went straight to Erfeng's face and kissed it.
Erfeng avoided it for a moment and called: What are you doing! The child is still in his arms.
"I'm his son, and I'm going to set an example for him." The stone kissed Erfeng vigorously.
Erfeng replied: You are not serious.
The stone stopped, and continued: Am I old! Kung Fu in bed······
Erfeng "pushed" Shishi's chest and said: You go away! You told me to put the baby down.
She put Li Dong on the low bed.
The stone hugged Erfeng, and his hands quickly wandered over Erfeng.
Erfeng turned around and kissed the stone desperately.
The more the two kissed, the more intense it became.
They rolled onto the bed together.
The two phoenixes pulled the sheets and covered each other's bodies······
"Ugh! The lights are still on in my mother's room! Min'er opened the door and said in a daze:
Min'er stepped on her feet and said, "I'll go over and have a look."
"Yikes! I'll go to the toilet first. Min'er propped her stomach and muttered:
Min'er hugged her stomach and walked forward lazily.
When she walked to the stone house.
Not only did she slow down, but she muttered: Why haven't they slept yet!
"Oh! Oh! Oh! ”
Min'er heard a strange sound coming out.
She crept against the wall.
She raised her hand and "looked", it was 3 o'clock in the morning.
"Sister Erfeng, are you happy!" Stone called:
Erfeng whispered: What do you say!
"Or! Let's do it again. The stone turned to the side and said:
"It's so late, I want to rest." Erfeng said:
"Sister Erfeng, I think about it, I will pick up Instructor Song the day after tomorrow, I will go, to say the least, it will take one or two months to come back." Stone Says:
Erfeng hugged the stone and did not make a sound.
Shi said: Sister Erfeng, when I am not at home, you have to take care.
Erfeng hugged the stone tightly and choked up: You have to come back quickly.
The stone licked Erfeng and said: Sister Erfeng, don't worry, I will come back soon.
"Mani! I've been doing it for so long, and I'm not tired. Min'er walked lightly through the door.
She had just arrived at the door of Xu Hongping's room.
The lights in Xu Hongping's room suddenly dimmed.
Min'er retracted her feet and said silently: How did you do it!
She retreated to her room and reached for the light.
She slept in her bed "tossing and turning".
She thought! The stone meets itself, the stone props his hands on his chest, and the stone carries himself home······
She thought! Think!
She grabbed a wad of toilet paper — stuffed it under the covers, and got up herself.
"Ahh She covered her mouth.
She let go of her hand and sighed: It's really cool!
She slipped her hand back into her panties and continued······