Here is an introduction, Emperor Shang, a key university with students, majoring in electricity, a major that shows employment prospects. There is a saying that after graduating from this major, you either go up the mountain and go into the water, or stare at the surveillance, or wear a thick insulated suit to go up and down the telephone pole, and it is difficult for you to understand why he would let you learn Fourier transformation.

That's right, it's something that doesn't easily appear in advanced mathematics books for general science subjects, and it doesn't appear in the exam, and he asks you to calculate it manually, which is not difficult, but it's bald.

"So that's why you got a perfect score in the Systems Analysis exam? Dear Comrade Shang Di? Why am I so unbelieving? The third child looked at the results of the mid-term exam of the education system and knocked on the table.

"Didn't we say we would review together and float together? Why do we feel like you kid has the answer? The boss looked at the 60 points that were also only floating in the education system, and touched his head in puzzlement. It's been a week of review, why are you so good? ”

"It's all the original title in the book, if you don't discuss two sentences, which girl is better-looking, and there are more than ninety copies of it, right?" Emperor Shang tilted his head in confusion.

"Forget it, no matter. Do you have any explanations for the English test next week? The Boss changed the subject.

"There's nothing to say, it's just a little hand." The dick shrugged. There are two public classes during college that I really can't help it. The same is advanced mathematics, the same is professional English. The latter may also gamble with his talent and luck to see if he can get all the multiple-choice questions right, while for the former, you can only smile bitterly.

"Five kilometers away in a straight line outside is the Temple of Confucius, do you want to go and worship?"

"What's the use of worship? Confucius, an old man, is afraid that he can't even pass physics, so forget about English. ”

The six arts of the gentleman, etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy, mathematics, music, history, archery, calligraphy, mathematics and even driving, yes, you can go to worship his old man.

The exception for subject 2 is that the car that the old man was riding in was bioenergetic.

In short, Confucius can have a lot of subjects, but some of them he can't do, for example, when he takes the college physics exam, or when he takes the foreign language exam, he may not be as high as you.

The same logic can be used to worship the old locust tree and worship the Buddha before the exam, all of which belong to burning incense without burning the right way.

"Ten kilometers to the right of the gate is the church, which is the professional counterpart, and the incense burner is burned casually, you can even burn two Huazi for the old man." The third hand pointed to the right.

"What about you?" The third child raised his eyes and glanced at Emperor Shang again.

"What do I have to say, I was recruited because of my language expertise. The master is exempted from the study, and he does not take the exam. Emperor Shang pursed his lips.

He was proficient in French, German, Italian, English, Japanese, Spanish, and Portuguese seven foreign languages, and was directly fished in by a professor from high school, and almost became a sister and brother with a simultaneous interpreter who was a conference interpreter for the big guy, but at the beginning of the semester of his freshman year, when he changed his major with a score of 90 in addition to advanced mathematics, the professor's face was even uglier than wiping the ashes at the bottom of the pot......

"Why did you forget this stubble and let your kid put it up again." The boss wrung his eyebrows and said angrily.

"It's decided, I'll go to church and burn incense." The boss nodded at his brothers, "It's scheduled for this afternoon." ”

"As soon as we say that, you're still going?" Emperor Shang looked at his brother suspiciously.

If you say that you take your girlfriend around, and then you come across a temple and go in to burn incense, or make some kind of amulet or something, the brothers think that although you are weird, it is just a little fight between lovers.

You took a group of brothers to put incense on the cross, which is very superstitious and believable with Chinese characteristics.

Because only the gods of Taoism and Buddhism are to burn incense, this act in China is called receiving incense.

When God receives incense, he has the obligation to bless the believers and bless the wind and rain.

Gods who do not work will be carried out of the temple, exposed to the wind and sun, and even beaten by strong men. Here we name a certain dragon king statue who was broken by Uncle Cao Guo because it didn't rain in the legend of the Eight Immortals.

And the Lord's act of worship has its own indulgence here. And unlike those two who said that if you give money to the god of money, you will bless you, you only have a chance to repent when you buy a coupon, which can make you go from hell to purgatory, and have a chance to be burned for hundreds of years to ascend to heaven. Hey, you see, doesn't it seem to be a lot more reliable?

After all, the old pigeon is too lazy to eat and drink even the offerings of authentic believers, the most tender roast lamb, and you still need this little incense?

The pigeons don't care.

"My girlfriend said that your kid's score was not below 90 every time, it must be because the cross on your body is blessed, and she said that she wants the same style that a master has opened, and next time you will definitely not be able to pass the course." The boss sighed, "It's not a question of whether it's useful or not, the key is that she wants it." ”

Emperor Shang hesitated for a long time, but he didn't dare to tell his brother that his cross was made according to the "Milky Way" with the pair of holy golden eyes in his memory.

This full weight of fifteen grams of pure gold, the shell of the silver-plated guy little girlfriend opened her mouth to ask for the same style, really to play one according to the original, at least six thousand oceans to make a base, not counting the cost.

It's better to play sterling silver, silver is not worth much, only five yuan per gram.

After lunch, the people in the dormitory came to the front of the church, and through the gate, which looked like it might be repaired only once in three years, the low roof, and the priest in uniform, who did not seem to have much hair attached to his scalp, and the group couldn't help but scratch their hair at the same time.

How to describe a dilapidated church?

The priest standing in this church could not even fool the little boy.

That's pretty much what it feels like.

Is there really a cross of sterling silver sold in this place? I wonder if your priest has a second uniform.

"Is this really a meow?" The eldest turned his head to look at the third.

"According to the practical spirit of Huaxia, if it hadn't been spiritual, it would have been demolished long ago, and it would have been fragrant to cover him with two layers of small bieye." In the face of this situation, the third child can only spread his hands.

"Emperor Shang?"

"Today, Wednesday."

Regardless of the tradition, you don't go to church on non-Sundays. When you come on Wednesday, all you can see is dead leaf-like hair and shiny baldness. On the weekend, you may be able to see a popular Internet celebrity or coser wearing snow-white makeup, white stockings and nun costumes praying.

Compared with confiding in a bald head and telling others to look at your mobile phone, you have to format the secret of the mobile phone first, watching the slender thighs and thin waist twist and twist there, isn't it a kind of redemption.

You see, there's a reason the Lord let you come Sunday.

"She's going to do it on Sunday. Forget it, we'll buy it in a few afternoons, so you can hang out first. The boss sighed and said to Emperor Shang.