In China, it is not surprising that anything happens about mythology and religion, and it has been demonstrated both historically and in modern times whether it was fought or not.

So you will see the scene of "harmonious and friendly exchange" between different denominations that should theoretically be played out by dogs' brains, and you can often see it in certain magazines and newspapers.

So, theoretically speaking, when you pass by the overpass, on the left sits a blind old man with a toad magic mirror pretending to be A Bing, obviously pulling the erhu but will use a stone to press a printed gossip array, and on the right comes up a middle-aged woman in a bald monk's robe who doesn't know if there is an official registration, anyway, a middle-aged woman in a bald monk's robe comes up to sell you a gold-plated amulet that I don't know if there is, and the No. 5 battery is loaded with a second-hand glowing portrait of Guanyin.

These are all normal.

Usually from a reliable point of view, we will find "blind" people to tell fortunes.

But you don't know if this middle-aged woman who looks like a nun is the old blind man looking for.

Therefore, when you see a woman wearing a thick cotton jacket who can't see her figure at all, and she also wears large toad sunglasses on her eyes, only long golden hair as dazzling as the sun, sitting on a small maza, with a printed gossip array pressed in front of her, and then wearing two flags behind her back, on the left "iron mouth is broken, fake one accompanies ten", and on the right "measuring the sky and measuring the marriage, all-encompassing", this is also very normal, right?

And then she stopped you and planned to do some business for you, which is normal, right?

Then under the gossip array in front of him, there was also a chalk inscription that read, "Tarot cards, crystal balls, slate divination and other additional services, you can choose any favorite way to tell fortunes according to your needs."

Well...... The business is very professional and extensive...... What a.

Since there was a period of time in Huaxia after the city had an extremely strong demand for civilized cityscape, Tianqiao and other fortune tellers who sold traditional Chinese medicine and sold trinkets were all three rounds out and came back with two feet, and now they can come out of the world to tell fortunes, except that they have paid a lot of money to become a part of the "temple fair culture", and there are only fists that are hard enough to beat the old man "nun" away and have not yet entered to eat the imperial grain.

No matter what it is, it is not the turn of a hair root to find a half-black international friend to grab a job.

Importantly, these are all written in Chinese! Not even an English instruction!

You can write Hebrew on the ground on the hour, showing your professionalism, after all, the domestic good goods Mengtejiao and crocodile leather shoes also had to drag some foreign text to claim that they were produced in Italy.

We will take a little bit of this text for the sake of ordinary people who can't understand it.

Emperor Shang sighed and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, "Say, how much money is missing, the child will give you some money, although this is summer soon, and Christmas is still far away." ”

"How do you know if you're on the right page if you don't try?" The woman did not have the sense of humiliation or joy of being driven away at all, but said to Emperor Shang very firmly.

"Is there a difference between what the fortune teller says and what he doesn't?" Emperor Shang scratched his head.

In Huaxia, when you go to fortune telling, the fortune teller will never say anything to you, and will always tell you that the clouds and mountains are foggy, and the question is that the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, and the last one who is known as the iron mouth in history has to be traced back to the Tang Dynasty Yuan Tiangang, which is the one who calculated the rainfall for the Dragon King of Jinghe in Journey to the West.

If you think about it this way, Emperor Shang was very fond of the prophets of Greek mythology and the early Bible. Whatever you say is what, the third watch will kill you, and you don't even want to have a breath for the third and a half watch.

You cheat in this country, so you have to buy a white wig and add a mustache, and make yourself look like a fairy wind bone to be convincing.

"When you went out, the total amount in your mobile phone was 13,206 cents, and on the way here, you bought a small video for six yuan because you logged in to an illegal colored mobile phone website, and now you have 13,192 yuan and seven jiao and two cents left, because you also set up the automatic deposit function of a certain software, and you will deduct 1.88 yuan more per payment." The woman spun the crystal ball that she didn't know where to go to the ground, and the crystal ball that should have rolled in the direction of the height difference turned like a spinning top in front of her.

At this time, Emperor Shang was like seeing a ghost!

How do you know if you're riding a horse?

Even if it's an Internet interpol, if you're idle, you won't call this up.

It's impossible for anyone who engages in fraud to know so much detail!

Meow, it's not illegal for me to secretly buy a small movie, right? Won't you run into some century-old case, and you will buy yourself when you come out to buy a cross with your roommate, right?

"What else do you know?" Emperor Shang swallowed his saliva, he was completely stupid at this time, and subconsciously included the woman in front of him in the sequence of field agents of some mysterious departments belonging to the country, belonging to the ruthless person who could ask clearly after urinating the bed a few times and climbing a tree a few times when he was a child.

"What do you want to ask? I'm a serious fortune teller. The woman posed a bronze compass with the pointer of a world-famous pigeon nailed to the cross.

Well...... Forget it, if it's not serious, it's not serious. As long as you don't get caught and put in jail.

"Then the first fate?"

"Okay." After flipping a pigeon into a drum washing machine that looks like it's starting, "drop a drop of blood." ”

Emperor Shang bit his finger and dripped blood without hesitation.

The woman glanced at the compass pointer, which was shaking more like Parkinson's, and slapped it violently, slapping a pigeon directly from the waist and breaking its head in the dry position. The leg is broken in the kun position.

"As you can see, the universe is broken, and heaven and earth do not tolerate it. By the grain, you shouldn't have lived this year. ”

Didn't you hit the ground? The corners of Emperor Shang's mouth twitched. No matter how soft the metal is, it is not a good stubble to be able to break the pure copper hands with your bare hands, don't care if she can send you to prison. Emperor Shang finally decided not to speak.

"You should not believe it. But it doesn't matter if you don't believe it. The woman chuckled at the doctor, held out her finger, and pointed to the intersection. It was only at this time that Emperor Shang could see clearly that the woman's arms were all wrapped under a thin layer of silk that I didn't know whether it was silk or spider silk. "10 seconds, you'll be walking back tonight."

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Emperor Shang looked at the intersection in confusion.

And then at this moment, a truck that should have brakes broken came with a howling wind, and pressed a certain Rui QQ used by the four people in the bedroom to travel against the wall and hit the discus, and he couldn't pick it off.

The galloping wind even blew Emperor Shang's fine bangs, revealing part of his forehead.

Originally, Emperor Shang was going to play with his mobile phone in the car!

His cold sweat came down immediately!