Chapter 108 "Extra-Homo Easter Egg 1"
"You can't get married!"
My name is Lin Xiangxiang, female, 18 years old.
No! My current name is Zhou Yan, male, 19 years old.
This is the wedding scene of Lin Xiangxiang's ex-boyfriend Zhou Hao and Zhou Yan's rumored girlfriend Tong Xin, and I am the one who destroys people's marriages!
Zhou Yan's body, Lin Xiangxiang's soul.
What kind of bloody large-scale social death scene is this? What does Zhou Yan's marriage have to do with me???
I'm just a melon eater and a play, why did I suddenly cross into Zhou Yan's body? Fortunately, he didn't die, but Zhou Yan just said the sentence 'You can't get married'.
Damn, where did Zhou Yan go?
"Zhou Yan, what do you mean?" Ex-boyfriend Zhou Hao's face sank at a speed visible to the naked eye.
I'm sorry Zhou Hao, although I told people everywhere that you were dead, but I just said it, it's still very blessed, you found this childlike innocence full of scandals, please lock it up, okay? I don't have any thoughts about you, really!
I felt uncomfortable with a hot face, ashamed, and ashamed.
The audience is full, the marriage snatcher is always more eye-catching than the marriage, and I am now more concerned than the newcomer, which can be described as the attention of the public.
At this time, the audience began to talk about it.
Just when I was thinking quickly about how to end up now, a female voice sounded, and I was overjoyed when I heard it. Oh roar, the big injustice that shares the focus is coming?
"Yes, you can't get married!" She said.
Without waiting for me to turn around, I found that Zhou Hao's face was eight degrees darker again.
Something is wrong, why is this sound so familiar?
I turned my head to see that my jaw almost fell to the ground.
It's actually me??? I'm eating melons offstage???
I didn't want my ex-boyfriend to get married, and I blamed the damn desire to win.
Zhou Hao said: "Don't you want to see where you lose? "I don't want to.
But Zhou Hao said again: "Or do you leave me and can't even afford a decent set of clothes?" ”
I'll go to your mother's fourth uncle and grandmother, I just don't like to dress up, I'm not a poor ghost!
I'm a big wrongdoer who was deceived by the law.
'Lin Xiangxiang' glanced at me meaningfully, she was obviously not used to hating the sky, and her figure almost fell down.
I subconsciously reached out to help, but she didn't have a trace of politeness, grabbed my hand to stabilize her figure, and then took off the high heels I bought with half a month's salary, raised her hand domineeringly and threw it out.
"What are you doing?" I couldn't help but roar, as if I heard the sound of my heart dripping blood, and she gave me a faint look.
Damn, my face is just good-looking, and I was stunned.
That's when a ridiculous idea broke into my head.
I ran into Zhou Yan's body, so this one in my body can't be Zhou Yan???
He faced Zhou Hao, leaving me with only one side face.
I didn't know what she was going to do, but I watched her face the spotlight and slowly walk towards the newcomer on stage.
"You can't get married!"
He repeated this sentence, Zhou Hao's eyes instantly erupted with fire, and his knuckles clucked: "Lin Xiangxiang, what do you mean?" ”
"What do you mean?" Zhou Yan entered the play very quickly, and her voice was crying, "Zhou Hao, are you really ruthless to abandon me to marry her?" Didn't you say you would love me forever? ”
Her words caused a commotion, and the child's eyes sank, and she also held back her anger.
“???” I'm Gan, this Zhou Yan, don't you want to use my body to do things, right? No, resolutely not.
Zhou Yan's acting skills are excellent, looking at her shaking shoulders, if I hadn't been watching from the sidelines, I would have believed it.
"Zhou Hao, obviously we were still yesterday. Not. Hmm"
I can't help it, my mother's body, is it the vest you use to compete in acting? I covered her mouth for fear that she would say something terrible and ruin my reputation.
"Zhou Hao, don't get me wrong, she didn't mean that." I smiled with Zhou Yan's face, how do I look at it, Zhou Hao's face sank again.
"I'm sorry, it's a marriage trouble, it's just a marriage trouble. I wish you a happy wedding, one year to hold two, two years to hug~"
This Zhou Yan's body is strong, I picked myself up with one hand, and threw myself on my shoulder before I could use any strength. didn't even forget to pick up the sky-high price that was thrown out by Zhou Yan, regardless of Zhou Yan's resistance and scolding, and fled the wedding scene in embarrassment.
Carrying Zhou Yan, who was scolding all the way, when I returned to the hotel I booked for a temporary rest, the front desk of the hotel was staring sideways.
Help, it's really good to die, I'm really not a human trafficker.
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When I got to the door, I put Zhou Yan down, took my small bag she was carrying, took out the room card, opened the door and pulled Zhou Yan in.
My small body, I casually pushed him and fell into the big bed, Zhou Yan probably didn't expect that he would become so weak.
"What are you doing?" She glared at me with that nice little face, which made me obsessed with my beauty again.
"Don't make such disgusting expressions with my face." When she spoke, I was sure that she was Zhou Yan.
"Disgusting? What's wrong with me admiring my face? ”
The movement of my hands on my hips looked funny, and Zhou Yan's face stinked again.
I've always felt like I'm a playful and lively little Lori, and this week's Yan has a calm face, which actually makes me feel like an iceberg beauty and a little white flower.
"What the hell is going on?" Zhou Yan asked coldly, "Why am I in your body?" ”
"How do I know, you ask me? Do I have what it takes? I slammed myself into the couch and gave her an idiot look.
He also knew that it was useless to dwell on this now, so he began to complain about me taking him away: "Zhou Hao can't marry Tongxin." ”
"I know you like childlike innocence, but everyone has a certificate, what can you do? It is now a society governed by the rule of law. "I really don't understand what this guy is thinking.
"I don't like her." Zhou Yan still said coldly, "She is not worthy of Zhou Hao." ”
“???” I was even more puzzled, and couldn't help asking, "Is she worthy of Zhou Hao, what does it have to do with you?" Do you like Zhou Hao? ”
I poured myself a cup of tea, and as soon as I brought it to my mouth, Zhou Yan rolled his eyes at me: "Zhou Hao is my brother." ”
"Poof!!"
I stared at him stunned, and my excited voice was raised: "That scumbag is your brother??? ”
He was another roll of his eyes and explained lightly: "Half-sibling." ”
“.” I really don't know, and I have only been talking to Zhou Hao for half a year.
We've only held hands, so we don't know much about his family situation.
"Childlike has a bad heart, and she has a lot of friends of the opposite sex."
"Then you can't use my body to rob relatives? Ruined my reputation. ”
"Do you think I'm thinking?" Zhou Yan looked unhappy.
Indeed, he originally used his own body, who knows why such an outrageous bloody scene suddenly happened.
He didn't say anything more, just frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Or else?" I smiled and gave him a bad idea, "I use your body to snatch my relatives and snatch away my childlike innocence?" ”
He refused: "No, ruin my reputation." ”
"Look at it~" I spread my hands, and he was speechless by me.
Zhou Yan couldn't make up his mind for a while, Zhou Hao's matter could only be put on hold for the time being, and now he had to figure out why he became like this.
"If people know how to drink cold and warm water, that scumbag likes it, let it go." I'm just watching the excitement and not thinking it's a big deal.
Speaking of which, Zhou Yan is a well-known school grass in the school, and he loves to play basketball and practice his tendons.
He is also my moon sweetheart on the sea, and he is high above and cannot be blasphemed, so I never thought that one day I would be able to cross paths with him.
Thinking of this, I had a flash of inspiration, the corners of my mouth raised slightly, and my big hand seemed to touch my waist inadvertently, but in fact, I was looking at the target.
I'm !! Really have abs!! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!!!
Zhou Yan didn't notice my little movements, she took out my pink phone in her bag and threw it to me with a disgusted face. He stretched out his white palm to me again.
Tsk, my little hands are so pretty.
“.” Zhou Yan was speechless, and I gave him his phone back.
I subconsciously unlocked it with my fingerprint, and after a while, I realized that it was Zhou Yan's body, so I obediently entered the password.
The message of the open + is inundated.
"What's going on, Lin Xiangxiang? When did you and Zhou Yan determine their relationship? ”
"Honestly, where are you going?"
"Speak quickly Lin Xiangxiang @ Xiangxiang's Xiang."
I habitually held down the voice and sent, "Less gossip." ”
The moment I sent it out, I realized that something was wrong.
This low and beautiful voice, it's Zhou Yan.
The dormitory group exploded in an instant, even if I withdrew quickly, it was useless, and it was impossible for anyone to believe such an unreliable thing as soul exchange.
"Ahhh
"Oh my God~ Xiangxiang is out of breath, and he really caught up with Zhou Yan's male god."
I've liked Zhou Yan for many years, but it's only limited to the kind of love for chasing stars, and if I really tricked him into being a boyfriend, I don't think he might like a girl with a personality like me.
I recorded Zhou Yan's fingerprints into my mobile phone, no way, which contemporary young person will honestly press the password?
"Sisters, what if Zhou Yan becomes a weak little white flower?" The smile on the corner of my mouth did not diminish, and the group quickly gave me advice.
"Is it a weak little white flower Zhou Yan? That must be tempting, do him! him hard! ”
"Hahaha, then I must show my girlfriend power well."
Girlfriend power? My eyes lit up, and I looked at Zhou Yan with a hint of ill-intention.
The big hand touching the abdominal muscles moved slightly, Lin Xiangxiang and Zhou Yan CP God both kowtowed, I have to grasp this great opportunity.
"Wonderful wow~ sisters, watch me take the little white flower Zhou Yan, wait for my good news!" I set a flag in the group.
Just as I was in the middle of my water, there was a knock on the door of the hotel.
Zhou Yan glanced up lightly, then got up and opened the door.
Outside the door were police, and several special police officers rushed in and protected Zhou Yan behind him.
I watched as they stepped forward and pushed me to the ground.
“???”
Zhou Yan and I were both at a loss.
Could it be that Zhou Yan is a suspect in the net? My mind instantly made up a big drama.
"Comrade policeman, what is this?" Zhou Yan asked, probably not remembering what he had done, right?
"We received a report that someone has kidnapped a weak woman, are you okay, girl?" The policeman looked at Zhou Yan with concern, and Zhou Yan realized that when he was carried by me, he shouted and alarmed the front desk, probably the police reported by the front desk.
Kind front desk! I thank you!
She hurriedly explained: "Comrade police misunderstood, we. . It's boyfriend and girlfriend, but it's just a little awkward. "A lonely man and a widow open a hotel, can only be said to be boyfriend and girlfriend, can it be said to be a deal? Then I guess both of them will have to go in.
"Yes, I misunderstood the police comrades, I am a good person~" I blinked pitifully with big eyes, and sincerely said that it was really not a special transaction, and the police uncle believed me!
We all said so, and the police comrade checked the information, and then let me go.
He glanced at me meaningfully, I didn't know what he was thinking, but I saw him say to Zhou Yan seriously: "Girl, you are still young and have a great future, don't be deceived and don't know people clearly." ”
Good guy, what do you think I am?
After sending the policeman away, Zhou Yan also finished processing the message on his mobile phone, and he turned his face around.
Tut is so good-looking, why have I been single for eighteen years as such a good-looking girl?
Zhou Yan didn't seem to be used to my narcissism, and looked at me speechlessly as a nymphomaniac for my appearance.
“.”
"Zhou Yan, what do you say next?" I leaned back on the sofa, one hand boredly touched Zhou Yan's abdominal muscles, Zhou Yan's eyes sank, and he said coldly, "Take your hand away." ”
"Yo~ It's my body now, can't you touch it? Stingy. "I won't compromise, if you have the ability, you can beat me~
Zhou Yanqi's face darkened even more, and he raised his hand to his chest and threatened: "If you don't take it away, don't blame me for being unkind." ”
I smiled evilly: "Touch it, whatever you want." ”
I know he can't do it, Zhou Yan is a well-known innocent young man, let alone touching a girl's breasts, even he hasn't held his hand.
Sure enough, he couldn't do it, so he withdrew his hand angrily, and his face turned red with anger.
Tsk, I'm so cute even angry.
Zhou Yan warned me unrelentingly: "I advise you not to mess around, otherwise."
"Don't worry~ I'm not that kind of person." I reassured him, "I just don't know how long this will last." ”
We agreed not to go back to school for the time being, and we couldn't go home.
Zhou Yan didn't worry about me, so he took the initiative to ask for a temporary cohabitation, which broke me.
Living together was fine, I didn't take it to heart at first, until a strange feeling came from my lower abdomen, and I completely experienced social death. Becoming Zhou Yan, the first hurdle I want to break through is to go to the toilet.
Of course, Zhou Yan is no better.
We tacitly agreed that we didn't know what to do, but Zhou Yan responded in his heart, he hadn't taken a shower and washed his hair for a week.
"I said Zhou Yan, do you like to be so clean in a school grass?"
After I broke through the psychological defense, I also washed many times, and each time it made my blood surge, and I obviously felt that I collapsed a lot in the past few days.