Chapter 109 "Extra-Homo Easter Egg 2"

Zhou Yan's face was not good-looking for a day, and looking at the wolfberries in my thermos cup, he resisted even more.

That look in my eyes was obvious that I had done something unseemly.

"You don't mind if I don't want to see it." Zhou Yan said coldly.

"Then you can't go without taking a shower?" I thought about it, "Why don't you~ I'll wash it for you?" ”

“.”

Zhou Yan finally reluctantly went to take a shower under my repeated urging, and she came out of the bathroom with an obviously wrong expression.

The long wet hair dripping with water, and the white and tender little face flushed, my heart rippled when I saw it, and it was a hibiscus out of the water.

It's a shame that I reacted to myself.

Zhou Yan didn't know how to take care of a girl's long hair, so he sat obediently and waited for me to deal with it.

I have fantasized more than once that if I become a boy, I must find a girl like me to be my girlfriend and spoil her to heaven.

I didn't expect fate to really give me this opportunity.

It's an amazing feeling to blow your hair.

I looked at my face in the mirror and sighed again.

"You seem confident in your looks?" Zhou Yan opened his mouth coldly.

"yes, why not?" I answer as a matter of course.

“.” Zhou Yan was speechless about my narcissism.

I looked at Zhou Yan's face in the mirror again.

He is really handsome, the original Zhou Yan can be regarded as an abstinent male god, and now my lively personality adds a bit of vividness to this abstinence, handsome.

He didn't know how to tie his hair, so I dressed myself up as a real doll and even picked out a little dress.

Zhou Yan strongly resisted, so she chose a loose casual suit.

My body is the perfect clothes rack that can hold up anything.

We got tired of eating too much takeout, so we decided to go out to eat today, anyway, he can't take care of Zhou Hao's affairs now.

Passing by the supermarket and thirsty, we each bought a bottle of drink, I tilted my head and poured a few sips, just thinking it was really refreshing.

When he turned his head, he saw that Zhou Yan was still struggling with the bottle cap, and he suddenly felt funny.

I took the water from her hand and twisted it open, and I raised a smile that I thought was handsome and handed it to him.

"Don't make such an idiotic expression with my face." Zhou Yan was indescribably resistant to my behavior.

“.” Please, is it really super handsome to screw the bottle cap for the girl? It's really incomprehensible.

She took the water, with a hint of doubt in her eyes, probably wondering, why is the girl's strength so small?

"Alas~ Are you bored in the hotel every day? Why don't we go play? "By implication, I want to date you.

"You're still in the mood?" Zhou Yan raised his eyes, he always had a bitter and hateful expression.

I was a little shy: "The main thing is that I want to feel what it's like to date a girl." ”

“.” Zhou Yan was speechless, "Boring." ”

"Oh~Don't be like this~ The senior should satisfy the little wish of the senior sister~" As soon as I stretched out my long arm, I took the petite Zhou Yan into my arms and did not allow him to resist.

You are a high-flying male god at school, and now you are a little white rabbit in my hands, I really love this petite and weak Zhou Yan to death.

After getting along this week, I pinched his little temper, ostensibly rejecting people thousands of miles away, but in fact he was not good at communication.

"Lin Xiangxiang, I warn you to stay away from me." Zhou Yan resisted desperately, but I couldn't break my hand, I smiled proudly and walked towards the most lively food street nearby.

"Now you are Lin Xiangxiang, and my name is Zhou Yan." I am really comfortable with Zhou Yan's identity.

"Lin! Xiang! Xiang! Zhou Yan was angry, and I quipped, "Ouch, don't be like this~ It's not cute at all." ”

I took my hand down and then took her hand: "Wow~ It turns out that holding a girl's hand is like this?" ”

I pinched it, and it was so soft. Again, he was amused by me, his face flushed, and he was very uncomfortable.

I pulled him to sit in front of my favorite snail noodles, and for some reason, I felt the urge to vomit when I smelled them. No way, my favorite is snail noodles.

Zhou Yan looked at me with a foul face, and then the tip of his nose moved slightly twice, as if he was attracted by something.

He looked at the snail powder brought by the boss, and his eyes lit up slightly.

It was an instinctive reaction from Lin Xiangxiang's body, and he unceremoniously picked up the chopsticks and feasted, with a hint of surprise radiating from his eyes.

My favorite snail noodles smell disgusting? I don't believe in evil, so I pinched my nose and took a big bite. What followed was a strange picture.

I retched and kept stuffing snail flour into my mouth. It's really delicious, but I'm a little used to the taste.

Zhou Yan was puzzled, obviously he thought the snail noodles were delicious! And obviously I brought him here, why did I eat so painfully.

After eating, we discussed walking back and eating by the way.

There was a lot of traffic on the road, I pulled him to the inside of the road, and Zhou Yan asked puzzledly: "What are you doing?" ”

"As a boy, you have to let the girl go inside, this is the detail." I raised my hand and rubbed the top of his head to give him science, but in exchange for a big white eye.

At the moment, I feel like my boyfriend is overpowered.

Zhou Hao's marriage is already a certainty, and Zhou Yan still hasn't given up the matter of breaking off the marriage.

Coincidentally, a week later, Zhou Hao called.

I was so frightened that I threw my phone directly to Zhou Yan.

"My long-dead ex-boyfriend, help me cope with him."

Zhou Yan glanced at me at the remarks I gave to Zhou Hao [the grave grass is two meters high] and was obviously a little speechless, and then picked up the phone and asked knowingly: "Which one?" ”

"Xiangxiang is me." Zhou Hao on the other end had a hint of tiredness in his tone, "Xiangxiang, I was wrong, can we still get back together?" ”

“???” I feel like I've eaten something unclean, and I'm not good, "What does this scumbag think of me?" ”

Zhou Yan wanted to refuse when he saw my expression, but for some reason he said: "Divorce the childlike heart, and then negotiate terms with me." ”

When Zhou Hao heard that there was a play, his tone was much lighter: "Do you have time?" I want to be interviewed in person. ”

"Okay." Zhou Yan should go down.

The two of them made an appointment to meet at a time and place, and before I could express my opinion, he hung up the phone decisively.

"You're really persistent~" I sank my face, obviously unhappy.

"Although I don't like Zhou Hao, if he lets this woman cheat people and money, it will only hurt Dad's heart." Zhou Yan sorted out her things and planned to go out, but I was afraid that she would do something, so I strongly asked to follow, but she refused to live or die.

"My ex-boyfriend asked me out, why didn't he let me go? What if you take matters into your own hands and get back together for me? ”

"Do you think you're fit to show up? Brother and ex-girlfriend? ”

“.”

This. It doesn't seem to be suitable, but I don't give up: "Then I won't show up, hide near you." ”

However, my Zhou Yan had no choice but to agree, and I hid at the table next to the two of them in full armor, listening to the conversation between the two with my head down.

"Xiangxiang, I was impulsive when I mentioned breaking up, you are a good girl."

Got it now? It's a pity that the old lady won't look back, let's die!

"Do you want to get back together?" Zhou Yan asked, with a hint of contempt in his tone.

"Yes, so, would you like to give me a chance?"

No way, you want to be beautiful!

"Yes, it depends on your determination." Zhou Yan agreed, and I tilted my head slightly to express my doubts, this Zhou Yan is just unreliable.

"Good. Xiangxiang, don't worry, we are going through the divorce procedures. Zhou Hao seemed to be afraid that Zhou Yan would regret it and hurriedly agreed, he took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call, Zhou Yan's tone obviously sank.

"Zhou Hao, you're not mistaken, right? What did you take Lin for? Honest man, the spare tire of the plate? ”

Zhou Hao saw Zhou Yan's attitude change, and the hand that wanted to dial stopped.

I let out an 'oh roar', this week Yan is righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Xiangxiang, what do you mean?" Zhou Hao was a little surprised, because I had never said such a thing to him, let alone put on such a face.

Zhou Yan sneered coldly, since he was already going through the divorce procedures, then there was no need for him to give him face again: "I mean, you don't know people clearly." Second, I don't know how to check. Three, wishful thinking. ”

Zhou Hao's face was gloomy in an instant, Zhou Yan made it clear that he didn't want to talk nonsense with him, and was about to leave, when I saw the childlike innocence coming angrily.

"Zhou Hao!" With her roar, the coffee on the table spilled on Zhou Yan's face.

“???” You're splashing Zhou Hao, what are you splashing my face for? What should I do if the coffee is so hot and disfigured?

I was immediately angry, Zhou Yan wiped the coffee off his face with his sleeve, he has his gentlemanly demeanor, naturally he will not do such a thing as spilling back.

"You shameless thing, you broke up and came to hook up with my husband, shameless junior." Childlike usually looks like a celebrity lady, but I didn't expect it to be so ugly to scold people.

"I'm not interested in Zhou Hao." Zhou Yan said coldly. If the childlike heart is determined, he will not listen to her so-called explanation.

Reaching out and grabbing Zhou Yan's long hair, his fist and slap followed.

Zhou Yan subconsciously resisted, but unfortunately my body was so weak that I couldn't break free from her shackles.

Seeing this, Zhou Hao hurriedly stepped forward to help, and the scene was chaotic.

The sound of broken dishes, the angry scolding of childlike innocence, and Zhou Yan's screams.

"You're the fuck." I slammed the table and strode towards Zhou Hao's table, "Keep your mouth clean." ”

I pushed the childlike heart away, and her center of gravity was unstable for a moment, and she flew out fiercely, falling to the ground and screaming.

I forgot for a while, I still occupy Zhou Yan's body now, and when I saw me coming, Zhou Hao's face was obviously a lot darker.

But he didn't care about the childlike innocence on the ground, but handed Zhou Yan a tissue and asked with concern, "Are you okay?" ”

Then he faced me and immediately changed his face: "What are you doing?" ”

"Huh!" I smiled coldly and put my big hand around Zhou Yan's shoulder, "Come and support my little girlfriend." By the way, he redrew the paper towel and wiped the coffee stains off his face.

Zhou Yan pushed my hand away, his face gloomy: "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

When the childlike heart on the ground saw this scene, he laughed weirdly.

"It's really shameless, while hooking up with Zhou Yan, I have a private meeting with Zhou Hao. Lin Xiangxiang, you are really a great heroine. ”

"Miss Tong still takes care of her own man, don't hook up with other people's girlfriends every day." I hate it more than ever for someone to tarnish my reputation.

Zhou Hao's tissue Zhou Yan didn't pick it up, which made him a little embarrassed for a while.

The childlike eyes looking at Zhou Hao were also full of murderous energy.

Ignoring Zhou Yan's opposition, I once again took her into my arms to declare sovereignty, and I met the anger from Zhou Hao head-on.

"Xiangxiang, do you know who he is? You're with him? He's my brother. ”

"I don't have an eye-catching brother like you." I pushed back with an unhappy face, "I warn you, stay away from my home Xiangxiang." ”

I stared at Zhou Hao fiercely, gave him a provocative look, and then looked at the angry childlike heart, and said warningly, "And you." ”

I picked up the coffee on the table and threw it in her face, only to hear the childlike scream again.

I took Zhou Yan and turned around amid the angry scolding of the two.

Just as I was about to leave, a childlike roar came from behind me, and I turned around.

The ceramic vase in the child's hand smashed against my head, and I was stunned for a moment and forgot to react.

At this time, Zhou Yan violently pushed me away and blocked in front of me, and I watched the vase smash on her head, cracking in response.

Zhou Yan fell down softly as soon as she was stunned, and I hurriedly stepped forward to take her into my arms.

"Zhou Yan!"

In this chaos, no one paid attention to whether I was shouting Zhou Yan or Lin Xiangxiang.

The childlike heart was probably also a brain fever for a while, and when she saw the blood flowing from the top of Zhou Yan's head, she was frightened and froze in place.

Zhou Hao was frightened and hurriedly wanted to snatch Zhou Yan, but I pushed him away.

Heng picked up Zhou Yan and rushed to the hospital.

I watched her face turn pale in an instant, and the bright red blood instantly stained my arm, and at this moment, I was terrified.

Zhou Yan was still conscious, he leaned weakly on the crook of my arm, I was very scared.

His mind is full of whether he will die or not, and the vase is broken.

Zhou Hao followed me to the hospital and sent Zhou Yan to the emergency department, and I hurriedly went to the hospital.

Watching me skillfully report Lin Xiangxiang's ID number, and directly unlocked the pink phone with my fingerprint, Zhou Hao's face was extremely ugly.

"Why does Xiangxiang's mobile phone have your fingerprints? How long have you been together? His voice instantly deepened, "I have only broken up with Xiangxiang for a month. ”

The reason why he is so sensitive is because in the six months I have been dating him, I have hardly let him touch my phone.

It's not that there are any shady things, but the chat records of every girl and the little sisters are the most shameful.

"The ex should have the consciousness of the ex, isn't it good to be a dead man quietly?" I was so angry that I wanted to beat him up on the spot, completely forgetting that I was now his brother.

"How do you speak?" He began to educate me, "Is this the way you talk to your brother?" ”

"I don't have a brother like you." I went back to the emergency room in a fit of rage.

It just so happened that the injury on Zhou Yan's head just looked scary, but it was actually not that serious, and the doctor quickly dealt with it, so I pushed him back to the ward.