Chapter 344: "At this moment, just like at that moment..."
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Inside the house.
Chen Yi sat on the edge of the bed, gasped with a toothache, lit a cigarette and fell silent in the smoke, and for a while he didn't know how to speak, which was more headache than letting him deal with the Void Star Origin Clan.
It's all.
As if seeing Chen Yi's embarrassment, Jia Ye said tentatively: "Brother Yi, what's wrong?" You look so strange like this, why do you seem to be on good terms with other women? ”
She had never seen Brother Yi show such embarrassment, and in the past, no matter how big things happened, Brother Yi was extremely calm.
Even if he was so humiliated by the Five Clans last time, he could calmly act as if nothing had happened.
How is this the case today?
It stands to reason that Brother Yi brought back the World Tree that can continue to produce the ultimate light, which should be a great thing, and everyone should celebrate together, but now with such a sad face, he must have encountered some extremely difficult problem that cannot be solved.
"What words!"
But who knows, before her voice just fell.
I saw that Chen Yi seemed to be like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and the whole person jumped up on the spot, and stammered with a little pale: "What are you talking about!" Am I Chen Yi that kind of person? ”
"Could it be that you miss me like this?"
"I, Chen Yi, am this kind of person in my heart?"
"You're looking at me like that?"
“.“
Jia Ye's face gradually became strange: "I said it? ”
“.”
Chen Yi's voice gradually weakened, and he looked down at the opposite side and whispered, "You see people quite accurately." ”
Ten minutes later.
Chen Yi, who had completely explained the cause and effect, sat on the edge of the bed honestly and whispered, "I'll be back after that." ”
"Then the queen of the White Phoenix Clan is called Xu Yue, right?"
Jia Ye nodded thoughtfully, and quickly grasped the key point of this passage in Brother Yi's mouth: "This woman has the ability to be immortal and immortal, right, that is, Brother Yi, if you want to activate the wife killing buff in the future, you can kill her?" ”
"The kind she doesn't even need to go to hell?"
"No, me."
Before Chen Yi could explain, Jia Ye took the lead and said, "Why don't you take me to see this sister first?" ”
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Almost instantly, Chen Yi's scalp was numb, and he imagined the picture of the battle against Mai Mang, and his whole body was chilling: "Eh. Nope."
"Don't you agree?"
"Agreed."
Chen Yi didn't hesitate any longer, jumped up from the bed without saying a word, hugged Jia Ye into his arms, stood in place with an angry face, pointed to the wall in front of him, and said indignantly: "Go, with you, I want to take this evil breath well, I must slaughter the Baifeng clan today!" ”
"How dare you calculate me!"
"Presumptuous!"
"Let's go."
Chen Yi walked to the rooftop with an indignant face, rolled up his sleeves and looked at the rabbit on the side: "Go, accompany me to the White Phoenix Clan, it's too deceitful, I have to kill today!" ”
Then he directly dialed Xu Yue's phone.
"Open a portal, I'm going back."
His voice was decisive.
And the other side is more decisive.
"Okay."
“.”
Chen Yi's body suddenly froze, did it really open?
He originally thought that the other party would refuse, but at this time, he could only look at the tuberculosis rabbit and Jia Ye on the side, and suddenly felt that he might be dying, and said in a hoarse voice: "Let's go." ”
"Okay."
At this time, the tuberculosis rabbit was happier than ever, not only hugged the sword Wuyan, but also pointed to Li Yide on the side and grinned uncontrollably, and that look almost like a firecracker announced the New Year.
"Brother Yi, this is my newly recognized good brother, named Li Yide."
"We've all met a few times."
"This time, I will also take him to see the world."
"Yi. Hello Brother Yi, everyone, I. My name is Li Yide. ”
Li Yide looked a little frightened, stood in place with tears in his eyes, and was extremely aggrieved, nodding to Brother Yi and the others.
Why is he here?
Good question!
How the does he know!
He was hiding in his house just now, and finally glanced at the photo of his female ghost Xiaoqian, hiding the photo deep in his arms, and just when he was about to get up to participate in the National Day limited-time event at 8 o'clock in the morning, he was approached by a rabbit.
Didn't say anything.
He said that he would take him to see the world, and then forcibly pulled him over.
Refuse?
He refused, and then his left eye turned blue, and when he saw the fist and the smirk that he swung again, he chose to follow the rabbit to meet the world, so he was forcibly pulled here.
He's already thinking about his ending.
It is estimated that he will be used as a pathfinder to send him to death, and he will be used as a pathfinder in a certain map, but why choose him, he has always been very honest, and he has never been against Brother Yi and others.
At this time, Li Yide was very aggrieved and cried in a low voice, and could only pray secretly that he would not drop some precious props out, so that when he crawled out of hell, his strength would not be too lost.
"Don't be afraid."
As if feeling the fear in Li Yide's heart, the rabbit put his arm around Li Yide's shoulder, glanced meaningfully at the fluffy fox tail behind Li Yide's buttocks, and grinned: "Take you to meet some of the same kind, you will like it." ”
The reason why he brought Li Yide over during such a gap when Brother Yi was talking to Jiaye just now was naturally because his bad taste was committed again.
Maybe Li Yide doesn't have much impression of him.
But he has a deep impression of Li Yide, such a player who has been wearing a foxtail for many years, it is difficult to forget.
And it's a man, how can there be a man who has been wearing anal plugs for many years, it is estimated that there will be no such trouble as constipation in this life.
As for why he could guess that Brother Yi was going to the White Phoenix Clan again.
Hey.
Their sister-in-law Jiaye is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she is just soft in front of Brother Yi, a woman who crawled out of the bottom with her brother with cerebral palsy, how soft can she be.
Before the game arrived, they killed a vendor who bullied them, which is not something that a soft woman can do.
No, king to king, will be to general.
Wouldn't they be happy to make small ones and eat melons next to them!
National Day limited event? Pull it down, what event rewards can compare to seeing Brother Yi eat deflated once?
What a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
And although Jian Wuya's face was serious and he didn't know anything, the corners of his mouth twitched from time to time at that time, and it was obviously very difficult to hold back the wild laughter in his heart, and he bumped his fist with the rabbit behind his back, and they both saw the excitement in each other's eyes.
All right!
It's never too much to watch the excitement!
It's not a big deal, it's better to stay at home and!
Ten minutes.
Chen Yi led the group of rabbits to the familiar grassland with an expressionless face, and stepped into the elevator under the leadership of Xiao Qi.
Once again, you can take a look down on the city from above.
"That's right."
Chen Yi suddenly remembered something, with a hint of coldness in his voice, and asked, "Xiao Qi, do you know that Her Majesty has any attendants around her who like to knock on the stuffy stick from behind?" ”
If he hadn't been knocked unconscious twice in a row, he wouldn't have been able to put himself in such an embarrassing situation.
"I don't know."
Xiao Qi frowned seriously and lowered his head and thought for a while before shaking his head seriously and said, "I don't know, I never know about the things around Her Majesty, but few players of the White Phoenix Clan will sneak attack from behind." ”
"This kind of behavior is a villain's act and will be despised."
"At least I've never knocked people down."
"Hmm."
The rabbit nodded, and said something for Xiao Qi: "I can prove this, last time I was in the alley, it was Xiao Qi's companion who knocked me with a stick, it seems that his name is Wang Ping, Xiao Qi didn't do it." ”
"But that guy's means of knocking a stuffy stick is too bad, how can a wooden stick knock people out?"
"And it jumped out of the front."
"At the very least, you should make some noise behind or in front of the proposed target, draw the eye of the proposed target, expose your back, and then quickly approach and knock it down."
"The players of the White Phoenix Clan are relatively dull, their brains are not bright, and they will not deceive people."
Xiao Qi, who was standing on the side and leading the way, nodded thoughtfully and didn't say much.
"Hmph."
Chen Yi snorted coldly, and after inadvertently glancing at Jiaye's expression beside him, he tightened his collar: "A group of villains, let me find out who knocked on my stuffy stick, and he will definitely kill his whole family!" ”
The Baifeng people are not good at knocking stuffy sticks?
Let the devil be deceived by this!
Since thousands of years ago, the White Phoenix Clan began to slay the gods by seducing the queen and then beating the guards with stuffy sticks, and he suspected that this was probably the racial culture of the White Phoenix Clan, who would regard the method of slaughtering the gods as a villain?
And Li Yide quickly discovered at this time that he didn't seem to be dragged in to die, but there was really no fight.
And—
A trace of dazedness flashed in his eyes, and he looked at the White Phoenix Clan players walking on the road around him, how could these players all have a big fluffy tail behind their butts?
And bigger than his?
Looks even softer?
He probably understood what the Tuberculosis Rabbit had brought him in, so that the group of them would look gregarious?
Li Yide, who was in a semi-daze, didn't say anything, just followed behind the rabbit and blindly raised his feet to follow.
Soon—
Under the leadership of Xiao Qi, Chen Yi and his party soon came to the familiar palace.
"Ahead is the Queen's sleeping palace, and I can't enter it, so I've retreated here."
Xiao Qi bowed slightly, then retreated and disappeared.
It's just that the moment he disappeared, he instantly ran along the street into a prop shop on the side, he just learned another trick from the rabbit, using the means of diverting his gaze, it will definitely greatly improve the probability of his success in knocking the stuffy stick!
He is worthy of being a rabbit teacher!
Every word and every move contains the great wisdom of heaven and earth!
And just as Chen Yi and his party stepped into the palace, they saw Xu Yue, who was full of smiles and a hint of embarrassment in the depths of his eyes, strode up to greet him, hugged Jiaye's shoulders, and said in a low voice: "This is Sister Jiaye, right?" ”
"Just call me sister."
Jia Ye looked Xu Yue up and down, and said with a smile like a moon: "Sister looks like she should be a little older than me, but my sister doesn't dare to be this sister." ”
"No, no, no, it's better to call your sister."
Xu Yue didn't have the posture in front of Chen Yi just now, and at this time, her posture was extremely low and she whispered with some embarrassment: "My sister is ignorant and has done some wrong things, and she is about to go to my sister to make amends." ”
"It's fine."
Jia Ye patted Xu Yue's shoulder and comforted with a smile: "It's the man in my family who is not angry, let's go, let's go and talk to the side for a while." ”
"Good"
Xu Yue glanced at Chen Yi a little uncontrollably, and for a while, he also felt a little numb in his scalp and weak legs, and walked towards the side room with Jiaye.
What's the matter?
The husband who seduces someone else on the front foot, and the back foot comes to the door?!
Don't you dare to be a little more embarrassed.
Chen Yi looked at the back of Xu Yue and Jiaye leaving together, only to feel that it was dark in front of him as if he was about to faint, and his right hand trembled and took out a cigarette from his arms and brought it to his mouth, wanting to light it, but because his hands trembled, the flame was not aligned with the cigarette butt.
"Boom!"
The rabbit took out a kerosene lighter from his arms, and after briskly flicking the lid for Brother Yi to light it, he smacked his tongue with emotion: "Brother Yi is so courageous, so blessed, and good vision!" ”
"Huh."
After Chen Yipi responded with a smile, he let out a long puff of smoke, and looked at the backs of Xu Yue and Jiaye leaving in the smoke, his right hand was still trembling slightly.
At this time, Xu Yue had already taken off his imperial robe.
Changed into a palace home clothes, she didn't look like an emperor at all, but more like an ordinary woman in the palace, with less majesty and more intimacy.
And with a smile on his face, almost completely different from what he had just seen.
And Jiaye is wearing a sundress today, barefoot, and stepping on the waves.
Jia Ye is relatively small, while Xu Yue is a full 176 tall.
The two walked together, but they were quite like a pair of sisters.
"Huh?"
Jian Wuya looked at the lighter in the rabbit's hand, and said with some doubts: "Your lighter, 20,000 bonds?" ”
"What a vision."
The rabbit raised the lighter in his hand with a satisfied expression: "I bought it at the "BCD" mall in the Sky City, right?" You're pretty knowledgeable. ”
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The corners of Jian Wuya's mouth twitched slightly, looking at the words engraved on the lighter, the rabbit, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Priced at 2W bonds."
If you're not blind, you can see how much this thing is worth.
At this time, Xu Yue and Jiaye had already come to an unmanned room.
There was no one around.
Xu Yue was no longer holding it, but looked extremely embarrassed and lowered his head and didn't dare to look directly into Jia Ye's eyes and whispered: "That, Sister Jia Ye, I"
"Tested blood."
"Huh?"
The inexplicable words in her ear suddenly pulled her thoughts back, and she subconsciously looked up, only to see that Jia Ye was already sitting on the bench for some time, and there were dozens of various equipment on the table.
"There are thirteen processes in total, let's start with blood drawing."
Jia Ye fiddled with the guy in his hand, and said with a serious face: "Sister Xu Yue, I don't have an opinion about you, but you know, a man doesn't care about a lot of things. ”
"But men can be careless, and those of us who are women can't be careless, right?"
"Since you and Brother Yi have already done the things of husband and wife, then first of all, I must check your physical condition, such as whether you have AIDS, gynecological diseases, syphilis and a series of other infectious diseases, right?"
"This is not only to help you do a prevention, but also to protect Brother Yi to protect me, even if my sister you really have AIDS, don't be afraid, what props can't be obtained in the game now, just like my set of props used for physical testing, isn't it easy to get it?"
"AIDS?"
Xu Yue looked at Jia Ye a little blankly: "What is that?" ”
She really doesn't know what AIDS is, she has never heard of it, is it a very serious disease?
How could she be sick, she is the queen of the White Phoenix Clan, an immortal existence, there are only two options of suicide and old death, she will never die of illness, how can she be sick.
But perhaps he knew that he was wrong first.
She still obediently stretched out her arm and asked Jiaye to start drawing blood.
Half an hour later.
Jia Ye looked at the series of inspection reports in front of him, and nodded with a satisfied expression: "The body is quite healthy, there are no infectious diseases, but sister, you have a little low blood sugar, you have to eat more sugar on weekdays, and supplement some sugar to be good for your health." ”
"Oh, listen to my sister."
Xu Yue nodded, her face was a little uncontrollably reddened quickly, she could hear the voices of others, including Jiaye's!
She wanted to hear what Jia Ye's sincere thoughts were!
And Jia Ye's sincere idea turned out to be to help Brother Yi take revenge, and the revenge method was how she tied up Chen Yi in the first place, how to tie her up later, and wear a god suit.
The humiliation she let Chen Yi suffer must be returned intact.
"By the way, what about you."
After Jia Ye paused, he tilted his head and said: "It's a little unsophisticated, you know that Brother Yi hasn't suffered any grievances on weekdays, you calculate Brother Yi like this, even if Brother Yi is not angry, I am also very angry." ”
"There has to be a break in this matter."
"Me"
Xu Yue lowered her head, tugged at the corner of her skirt and whispered, "I can, listen to you." ”
"Hey."
Jia Ye patted his head a little helplessly: "I almost forgot about this, you can hear other people's voices, then I don't bother to say more, go ahead, hurry up and change into a god robe, and then take out your SSS-level prop chain." ”
At this time, Chen Yi was sweating profusely and sitting on the bench in the center of the hall.
Like a prisoner on trial.
"Hey, don't say it."
The rabbit leaned back in the chair, put his feet on the table, held a handful of melon seeds in his hand, and knocked on it, while looking at Jian Wuya beside him, pulling the family with a smile in his eyes.
"The scenery here is not bad, right, the air is good, there are not so many high-rise buildings, and it is not depressing to live for a long time."
"It's good to come here from time to time for a vacation in the future."
"It's better than us going on vacation to the depths of hell."
"Yes."
Jian Wuya nodded seriously, obviously agreeing with the rabbit's remarks.
Before Chen Yi and his party arrived, Xu Yue had already ordered the subordinates in the palace to prepare a large table of wine and food, and at this time, Iron Hammer was eating there alone, eating very excitedly.
The two of them couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.
And Li Yide sat on a little stool with his buttocks, carefully sandwiching the food, for fear that he would have the wrong action and cause dissatisfaction among these uncles, and there was no one on the scene that he could provoke.
What's more –
He knew very well that if he caused these uncles to be unhappy, even if he fell into hell, he would not live long in hell.
These masters are all masters who cut grass and do not leave roots.
That's it!
Jiaye, who was barefoot, walked out of the side room, trotted to Chen Yi's side with a smile in his eyes, stood on tiptoe and whispered in Chen Yi's ear: "I helped you avenge it, this favor is what you owe me, and you have to reward me." ”
"Revenge?"
Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, looked down at Jia Ye who was standing beside him, and said a little dazed: "What revenge?" ”
"Just come with me."
He didn't resist, he just stubbornly was dragged by Jia Ye all the way to the side room, he could already predict what would happen next, he would definitely be caught between the two women and scolded twice.
Damn it!
As soon as he remembered that he would be caught between the two women for a while, unable to move, unable to get in, and unable to retreat, his scalp was numb!
You can't run away, can you?
But before he could finish the thoughts in his mind, he was pulled closer to the side room by Jia Ye and quickly closed the door.
Jia Ye's slightly cheerful voice sounded in his ears.
"Go, Brother Yi, and return all the humiliation you have suffered today."
"My Jiaye's man, not everyone can knock a stuffy stick."
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Chen Yi's body froze in place, his eyeballs were about to pop out of his sockets, and he looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief.
I saw that Xu Yue was wearing an extremely majestic and status imperial robe, his body was arranged into a big character, and he was tied to the bed, and his hands and feet were tied to the head and foot of the bed.
It's exactly the same as when he was knocked unconscious by a smothering stick, and the binding posture is exactly the same!
There is also a crown full of jewels on his head, and the jewelry around his neck, wrists, and feet and necks are just right, not exaggerated, and at the same time can show his status.
At this time, Xu Yue was closing his eyes tightly, his lips pursed slightly, and two tears containing humiliation slowly rolled down from the corners of his eyes.
Xu Yue, who was bound by this chain, had almost no chance to break free.
This thing is used to tie up the gods, tie up a player, it is easy, even Chen Yi can't break free from the shackles of this chain, let alone Xu Yue.
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Chen Yi was like Alzheimer's disease, his hands trembled to the extreme, he took out another cigarette from his arms, lit it several times in a row, and finally lit it and took a deep breath.
In the light blue smoke, he looked at Xu Yue, who was tied to the bed in large characters, and subconsciously muttered.
"Right now, just like that moment."
"Just right, just right."
But soon he reacted again, looked at Jia Ye with a serious face, raised three fingers and said solemnly: "Jia Ye, you misunderstood me, I really am not that kind of person." ”
"I'm being calculated."
"Otherwise, I wouldn't have anything to do with her."
"You know me, and you know what kind of person I am in the debut map."
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Jia Ye pursed his lips and didn't speak, just pushed Chen Yi to the position at the door of the room, making sure that the door was open just enough to see the back of Chen Yi's head, and then snapped his fingers lightly.
The next second-
Behind him, the door was pushed open a little gap.
I didn't see anyone, but I saw an arm that looked a little thin, carrying a huge Gatling in his hand, aimed at the back of Chen Yi's head, without the slightest hesitation, even if he smashed it down.
"Grass!"
Chen Yi, who didn't have time to say anything more, suddenly felt a moment of familiar pain coming from the back of his head again, and finally couldn't help scolding angrily.
But before he had time to say anything more, his eyes went dark again, and the familiar dizziness passed.
(End of chapter)