Chapter 345: "Brother Yi has been in this position for a long time, right?" ”

When Chen Yi woke up again, he found himself lying on Xu Yue's body, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xu Yue's eyes containing tears.

"Grass!"

Chen Yi, who was awakened, jumped up from the bed suddenly, quickly put on the clothes that he had been stripped of, and quickly swept around the room and shouted: "Jiaye, Jiaye?!" ”

But when I looked around, I didn't see Jiaye people.

He was the only one in the room.

That's not right.

He looked at the B-rank prop "Absolutely Pure" that he had used to zero, he was just stunned for 30 seconds, and Jia Ye shouldn't be able to go far.

He wasn't worried about running out of props, after all, he had the title of being able to recharge the number of times props could be used, he just didn't want to make things so ridiculous.

Just when Chen Yi was a little anxious and ready to get up and go to find Jiaye.

But before he could leave.

saw Jia Ye walk out from the side, pushed him back onto Xu Yue, and lay on top of him, hugged his waist from behind, and whispered: "Actually, Sister Xu Yue is also a hard-working person, just like me." ”

"You've done everything, you don't want to leave like this and be irresponsible, right?"

"I can accept it, after all, I don't want to be killed by you every day, with Xu Yue, you can kill her when you want a buff in the future, she doesn't have to go to hell, it's just right to be immortal."

"Don't talk, I want to hug you."

“.”

“.”

“.”

If the emotion can also be shown in words, you can see Chen Yi with four huge white exclamation marks on his forehead, his body is stiff, and he doesn't dare to make any superfluous movements at all.

Like a sandwich biscuit, sandwiched between two women.

Before entering this house.

He had imagined the picture he was facing, being sandwiched between two women and constantly interrogated, just like the millstone in the middle of the Shura field that was dragged by two donkeys, which was the ultimate difficulty for a spirit.

But I didn't expect that.

It's different from what I thought, but it doesn't seem to be any different.

It is indeed sandwiched in the middle, sandwich biscuits.

In addition to his stiff body, he didn't know what he should do now, and even silently recited 300 Tang poems in his heart, so that all the distractions in his heart could be expelled, so that he could be pure and have few desires.

Why do you keep memorizing poems?"

And at this moment, Xu Yue, who was lying on the bed with tears of humiliation in her eyes, suddenly opened her eyes and looked at Chen Yi incomprehensibly.

“.”

Chen Yi looked at the door expressionlessly, he forgot that this woman could hear her heart, what kind of broken props were this.

someday!

He had to put a camera on the back of his head and a soundproof wall on his heart.

"Three-to-three!"

"Four!"

The rabbit squatted on the chair excitedly, slammed the two one-meter-high playing cards in his hand on the table, pointed at Li Yide, who was sitting opposite, and grinned: "Do you want to?" Come and speak, do you want to? ”

“.”

Li Yide looked at the card in his hand with a crying face.

"5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, two kings."

He can think of how to win with his ass!

There is no explosion outside, he a king bomb pressed down, and then a 5-9 straight, there is a high probability that there is no card outside to press him this straight, and then he goes a single 5, directly hand the cards to play.

The odds are huge.

But.

He looked up at the rabbit who was squatting on the table and chair opposite, looking obviously excited, and silently threw out two fives with some grievances.

"Two fives, press on."

"Good!"

The rabbit nodded with a satisfied expression: "Two 7 tubes, do you want it?" ”

"I can't afford it."

"Three with two!"

Just as the rabbit got up, took out five huge playing cards from his arms, got up and stood on the chair and was about to smash it on the table, the door of the side room suddenly opened, and the expressionless Chen Yi, Jiaye and Xu Yue walked out together.

Looked at.

The rabbit hurriedly dropped the playing cards in his hand, got up to greet him, and grinned excitedly: "That brother Yi is good, sister-in-law is good, uh."

He paused on Xu Yue, then looked at Jia Ye tentatively and said, "What do you want to call this one." ”

"Everything."

"Understood."

The rabbit nodded meaningfully, and turned to meet the sword boundless eyes behind him, and the two foxes saw the cunning and smile in each other's eyes.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Chen Yi walked towards the table with one hand on his cane with a cold face: "Put your mind away, we are facing a life and death crisis, if we don't handle it well, we will be in danger of our lives." ”

"When are you still caring about these things?"

Maybe it was because Chen Yi's tone was a little heavier, Tuberculosis Rabbit, Jian Wuya and the others glanced at each other, and they all smiled, returned to a serious appearance and sat on the table, waiting for Brother Yi to speak.

In the hall, at a long table.

Chen Yi leaned on his cane with a cold face, looked at the group of people sitting on both sides of the table below, and glanced over everyone without saying a word, looking extremely oppressive and majestic.

But out of sight.

His legs were vibrating at an even frequency.

It's so sour.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him seriously, waiting for him to say something big, but Chen Yi felt a little chill in his back, and he kept urging himself with some anxiety in his heart, hurry up and think of something big that can stop these people.

What's the big deal!

There's been a thing lately, and the biggest thing is today!

But he had to come up with something big today so that he could get the whole situation under control before it would go in an unpredictable direction.

About half a minute passed.

Chen Yi's eyes lit up, and he looked at the two of them with a cold face: "You two, do you know that you have killed a god?" ”

"Convicted?"

“.”

The rabbit looked at Chen Yi in a daze, his innocent eyes blinked, he didn't know how to reply, and said tentatively: "That, do you want to know this or not?" ”

"Yes."

"Then I am guilty."

"Since he confessed his guilt, he pulled it down and beheaded him."

"Yes."

Jian Wuya got up expressionlessly to receive the order, and then grabbed the rabbit's neck and walked towards the outside of the hall.

"Wait, wait!"

The rabbit, who hadn't reacted yet, saw that Jian Wuya didn't seem to be joking, and said in a confused voice on the spot: "What's the situation, you are suddenly going to kill me?" Wait, Jian Wuya hasn't pleaded guilty yet, who will kill him if I die? ”

"Hammer."

Chen Yi continued to say coldly.

"In!"

The hammer like a mountain stood up and said loudly.

"Pull him down and cut him down."

Chen Yi pointed to Li Yide, who was still holding a pair of playing cards on the side, and waved his hand a little irritably.

"Yes!"

"Brother Yi, aren't you leaving? I haven't pleaded guilty? ”

Li Yide said with a bitter face: "Why don't you torture it?" I'm very strict-mouthed, I definitely don't admit my guilt, as long as I don't admit my guilt, you can't behead me, right? ”

Iron Hammer completely ignored what Li Yide was muttering, grabbed Li Yide's collar, and strode towards the outside of the hall like a small shrimp, the fox's tail drooped on the ground, and was dragged out of the hall all the way.

After all the people had withdrawn from the temple.

Chen Yicai finally couldn't hold back a little, sat on the chair, took out a cigarette from his arms and threw it into his mouth, rubbed his temples lightly, and whispered in a trance: "Let me slow down." ”

"Everyone is tired too, take a break."

A moment later.

Chen Yi suddenly got up with a serious face and patted his head: "I suddenly heard something, I haven't participated in the National Day limited event yet, I have to go back first, you guys are busy first." ”

"You can't return if you don't have 6 hours, and you will be forced to return after staying for more than 6 hours."

He sat down again and remained silent.

14:37 p.m.

With a portal slowly opening on the rooftop, Chen Yi and his party returned safely, including Li Yide, who also returned safely.

It was a pleasant trip, at least as most people thought.

Chen Yi, who had just landed, immediately entered a very busy state, carefully checking the limited activities of the National Day in front of him.

"Ding, game event announcement!"

"From October 1st to October 3rd, the "National Day" special limited event officially opened!"

"All players can participate in this event during these three days."

"Activity 1": The Ruler of the Country.

During the three days of the event, there will be a limited intracranial multiplayer game where all Bluestar players will play as the King, spend bonds to recruit rewards, armies, and wage war to rob other players of their resources.

After the event, the top 100 players in the Battle Merit will receive exclusive titles and special gift packs.

This event is sponsored and launched by the all-free real-time sandbox strategy mobile game that 300 million people are playing.

"Activity 2": National Day Holiday.

During these three days, all players will not die for any reason and can enjoy their vacation with peace of mind.

Activity 3: Double salary.

During the event period, all players will receive double rewards on any map, mission, etc.

"Activity 4": Panic buying.

During the event period, all players can log in to the star map, which is a function that can only be opened on two planets, and is a large shopping platform shared by all players, only one item can be purchased, and the purchase can break through the restriction that players cannot obtain props from outside players by any means.

"Event 5": Crazy Enhancement.

During the event period, all players' vehicle enhancements can break through the limit, with no upper limit.

"Event 6": Limited Time Gift Pack.

All players can purchase a National Day Bundle worth 199 bonds, which includes a National Day fireworks, as well as a random E-rank item, and the store has released a National Day costume set worth 1999 bonds.

"Won't die?"

Chen Yi looked at the content of this event, and licked the corners of his mouth with some regret, it would be good if this event was earlier, with his current health of over 100 million plus anti-injury armor, if there was another three-day buff that would not die.

He didn't go anywhere for three days.

Just sleep in the Void Starland.

Slowly harvest the health value, don't be too cool, it's a pity that I don't have the opportunity to go to other Star Plains anymore, and the last time I went to the Bullish Star Plains, I exchanged favors with the Snow Sea project team.

And the Xuehai project team also made it clear that their authority can only be used once.

It's October.

There are still nearly 6 months before the official end of the novice protection period of Blue Star, almost half a year, which is still a long time, with his current strength, he dare not say that Blue Star will be guaranteed to five or six books.

But with the power of one person, there is no problem in sending Blue Star all the way to Sanben Planet.

As for the map trial of the promotion of the two planets, it was like a toy to him.

A long time ago, he could serve as a map trial for the two planets, not to mention that his strength has been greatly strengthened now.

Unless he has a brain pump, he has to run to the trial map of the second planet of Blue Star, serve as the boss himself, and give the strength of the Blue Star player, otherwise Blue Star will hardly be able to fail when he is promoted to the second planet.

But this rush is a bit interesting.

You can break through the restriction that players can't get any outside player props, and buy a prop on the star map, it just so happens that he has always had a prop in the outside world, and he can't get it back, so he just took advantage of this opportunity to get it back.

Then he opened the chat panel with Li Yi.

"Brother Li Yi, didn't I ask you to find a prop last time? I now have the privilege to buy an item on the star map, and I'm bothering my brother to put it on the shelf."

"Okay, my bid price is 30% higher than the market price, otherwise it will be taken away by others in seconds, the prop UID is: 73187238sdaakjsdk, you just search it, and I'll return the money to you when you shoot it."

"No, that's a cold word, isn't it?"

After Chen Yi and Li Yi politely exchanged a few words, they opened the star map panel, entered the active UID into the search box, and then chose to buy.

"Deduct 98w bonds."

Accompanied by the sound of the system prompt.

He took out a prop from his backpack, handed it to the hammer on the side, and said with a smile: "Oh, here you go, with this you can return to normal." ”

"Thank you, Brother Yi."

Although the hammer didn't know what this prop was, he was still very excited to thank it, and then shared the prop panel in front of everyone.

"Item Name": Head Therapy Device.

"Item Level": Grade B.

"Item Effect": It can treat 99% of diseases related to the skull, including cerebral palsy, psychosis, depression, mania, cerebral thrombosis, etc.

Number of uses: 1/1.

"Item Restriction": This item can only be used by players under 3 meters tall, and the head must be properly stuffed into the head therapy ceremony, if the head is too large, it cannot be used normally.

"Prop introduction": "I said I wasn't sick, but they all said I was." ”

Although the hammer is a little difficult to use, he is not a fool, so he naturally knows that this thing is for his own treatment, so he put this thing like a motorcycle helmet on his head on the spot.

And it is activated on the spot.

"Sting!"

A flash of white light flashed, and the head therapy device suddenly lost its luster and fell to the ground, looking unremarkable, and the number of uses had been exhausted.

"How?"

Chen Yi looked at the hammer with some expectation, waiting for the hammer to return to normal and greet them.

But.

I saw that the hammer glanced around blankly, looked at Brother Yi without any change, and stammered: "What. How. What do you think? ”

"Can't you?"

Chen Yi squatted down and picked up the helmet, his brows furrowed slightly, and he pondered carefully without speaking, didn't this head therapy device say that it could treat 99% of head diseases? Could it be that the hammer is so unfortunate that it is just 1%?

"Forget it."

At this time, Jia Ye also stepped forward, grabbed Chen Yi's shoulders and whispered: "Brother Yi, you have done your best, maybe my brother is really the 1%, don't blame yourself too much for this." ”

"Don't worry."

Chen Yi shook his head, activated the title of "One Person Extermination", and after recovering the number of uses of the head therapy device in front of him, he took out a supreme light from his arms again.

smashed it on the spot.

With the flickering light, the panel of the head therapy device in front of him slowly changed under the eyes of everyone.

"Item Name": Head Therapy Device (Ultimate).

"Item Level": Grade B.

"Item Effect": It can cure 100% of diseases related to the skull, including cerebral palsy, psychosis, depression, mania, cerebral thrombosis, etc., and purify itself of all negative effects.

As long as there is a head, even if the player dies, wear the item on the player's head.

It can instantly pull players out of Hell without participating in the Return of Hell map, but it can't pull players out of the depths of Hell if they have become cleaners.

Number of uses: 1/1.

"Item Restriction": This item can only be used by players under 3 meters tall, and the head must be properly stuffed into the head therapy ceremony, if the head is too large, it cannot be used normally.

"Prop introduction": "I said I wasn't sick, but they all said I was." ”

I have to say that the Ultimate effect is really strong.

This effect is a visible enhancement, with two more practical and powerful effects, but for them, the most practical effect is still 99% to 100%.

Even the rabbit couldn't help but sigh again when he saw it: "This supreme light is really a good thing, if only you could have it infinitely." ”

"Put it on and try it."

Chen Yi breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face, got up and handed the head therapy device in his hand to Iron Hammer, as long as Iron Hammer's cerebral palsy can be cured, these expenses are worth it.

"Good"

The hammer nodded and took the ultimate head therapy device and put it on his head.

The white light flashed again.

The light on the head device faded again, and fell to the ground again.

"How?"

Jia Ye looked up at the hammer with anticipation and said tentatively, "Do you feel that your head is much clearer?" Feel like a lot of things are figured out in a flash? ”

"Ang"

Iron Hammer glanced around blankly, as if feeling everyone's expectations, and lowered his head with some self-reproach and whispered: "It's useless, but I feel a lot lighter." ”

“.”

Chen Yi was expressionless and silent in place, holding his chin with one hand and contemplating without speaking, doesn't it mean that 100% of brain diseases can be treated? Can prop panels still deceive people?

"Wait!"

The rabbit, who suddenly reacted, flashed a possibility in his mind, and said with a strange face: "Is there a possibility that we were wrong from the beginning?" Hammer is not cerebral palsy? Is it a low IQ and some stuttering since childhood? ”

Chen Yi also reacted a little and turned his head to look at Jiaye: "That? Isn't a hammer pathological cerebral palsy? ”

"I don't know."

Jia Ye was also a little dazed: "We have never been to the hospital for testing, but my brother has been like this since he was a child, I searched for some information on the Internet, saying that it was cerebral palsy, and I always thought it was cerebral palsy." ”

“.”

For a while, everyone was a little silent.

Dare to love the hammer without any disease in the brain?

Born like this?

"That's not right, right?"

The rabbit said with some dissatisfaction: "Even if Iron Hammer is born with a low IQ, a low IQ should be considered a brain disease, right?" Why not heal? ”

"Is a low IQ considered a disease?"

"Or else?"

"Is a high IQ considered a disease?"

"Of course." The rabbit said eloquently: "Doesn't it be said on the Internet that Einstein became extremely high because of his brain disease?" Of course, this is also a disease. ”

Chen Yi didn't care about the dispute between the rabbit and the sword on the side, and now in this situation, the hammer's brain should be temporarily untidy, and the ultimate props can't be repaired, so this difficulty is not something they can handle now.

Maybe I'll have to find some props to fix my IQ later.

"That's right."

The rabbit suddenly slapped his head, and said a little speechlessly: "Look at my brain, I almost forgot about such an important thing for me, I was too focused on eating melons, how could I forget such an important thing." ”

Then he hurriedly took out a tattered boot from his arms, trotted all the way to Chen Yi's side, and handed it over with a sneer.

"Brother Yi, come, please put away the boots of the SSS-level prop Poseidon."

"This is the first time you went to the White Phoenix Clan before leaving, you used the gold miner profession to hook the prop, SSS-level, you can take a look."

"SSS-class?"

Before he could react, Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, and looked at the pair of sea-smelling boots in his hand in disbelief, and then the panel of the boots popped out.

The barrage of prop effects on the panel.

and the constant flow of gilt around the panels.

made Chen Yi's breathing stagnant for an instant.

Even his body tensed, this is an SSS-level prop, he actually hooked the SSS-level prop with the gold miner?

Can a gold miner hook an SSS-class item?

Although the effect of the gold miner profession is clearly marked that it can be hooked to any level of props, the upper limit of which is SSS-level items, but he really didn't expect that he would have this luck, and he really hooked SSS-level items.

Six hours later.

It was nine o'clock in the evening, and it was already dark.

"Incense!"

The rabbit sat next to the barbecue grill, fanned the fragrant meat tendons on the grill with a pu fan, sniffed deeply with satisfaction, and couldn't help but sigh with happiness on his face: "It's a pity that you can't drink alcohol in October, it's a lot less interesting, otherwise it will be the happiness of the world!" ”

"That's right."

The rabbit, who suddenly reacted to something, looked up at the back of Brother Yi, who was sitting motionless on the edge of the beach and seriously fiddling with the huge mining hook, and said with a somewhat strange expression: "Brother Yi has been in this position for a long time, right?" ”

"Hmm."

Jian Wuya nodded thoughtfully, picked up a handful of skewers and put them in his mouth, and after stroking hard, he shook his head a little helplessly and said, "Since Brother Yi learned six hours ago that he came back with an SSS-level prop Poseidon boot through the gold miner hook. ”

"I've been in this position ever since."

"I don't eat, I don't sleep, and I don't care."

"There is quite a kind of posture to hook back an SSS-level prop before the gold miner profession expires."

"My sister-in-law went to persuade me, but it was useless."

(End of chapter)