Chapter 144: Paimon's Threat

"This is your temporary law enforcement right in Liyue, sir, which will be valid for a total of three days, and will be invalid if it expires, do you need the help of the Millelith Army?"

"No, the wanted man already has a clue, thank you very much."

Looking at the temporary documents in his hand, Hoffman was extremely surprised, this can no longer be described as fast, such an important thing as a country's law enforcement power only takes half an hour?

Liyue is not Mondstadt, everything is decided by the head of the Qin Troupe, and it is estimated that it will take a lot of time for the relevant departments of the Seven Stars and Eight Sects to go through the process.

"That...... May I ask who the gentleman's name is on the note? ”

"It's just an ordinary retired secretary of Yuehaiting, and that's all I know." The staff of the General Affairs Department said with a sincere face.

Hoffman sighed lightly, looking a little surprised: "That gentleman doesn't look like he's old enough to retire!" I remember that the retirement age in Teyvat is the same, right? ”

The staff of the General Affairs Department smiled: "The owner of the Vision of God will always have a peculiar side, for example, our Heavenly Power Star Condensation Lord is older than he seems. ”

According to the legends that have been circulated, the age of Lord Ningguang has always been a mystery.

Among them, the popularity is relatively high, that is, this adult is an old man who is already eighty years old, and he once watched Yuheng Xing Keqing grow up.

Of course, the General Affairs Officer who received the Hoffmann knights believed in another legend.

That is, Lord Ningguang is a hidden immortal!

Hoffman nodded in agreement, looked up at the ceiling above his head, and after confirming that there would be no thunderbolts, he habitually lowered his voice and said:

"The age of our librarian in Mondstadt is unknown, but it has always been rumored in the tavern that she is 200 years old, after all, there is evidence that the scholars of the Akademiya once praised her as a 200-year-old genius witch."

"Do you also have a vision?"

"Of course, it's thunder, and it's definitely in menopause, but it's usually fierce, when I'm on patrol, I always see someone being hacked."

"That's great! Stay young forever. ”

The staff of the General Affairs Department touched his cheeks and lamented, "If only I could be watched by the gods, how tempting it is for girls to look like their faces do not fade." ”

Hoffman said with envy, "I want it too, in that case, the Fatui may be a little more restrained, I heard that you Liyue still have the Northland Bank opened by the Fatuida, are they usually presumptuous?" ”

"Two years ago, the Northland Bank was locked up for a while, and the Fatui in Liyue were purged of it, and I heard that several executors rushed over and were intercepted by the 'Treasure Hoarders' on the way and broke their legs."

The smiling and kind General Affairs Officer said the news that she should not know about this position, and asked casually, "What?" Are you presumptuous on the Mondstadt side? ”

"Of course, I'll tell you ......"

After only a few moments of exchange, Mr. Knight had been hollowed out of what he had seen and heard on his usual patrols in Mondstadt, and the General Affairs Department had watched Hoffman leave with a smile.

"Tsk~ It's bits and pieces, but if you can piece together a few useful messages, the knights of Mondstadt are really easy to deceive, and it would be nice if the Fatui were like this."

Leaning against the wall, his expression was lazy, his voice changed greatly, and he threw the dice in his hand, Yelan yawned: "I work overtime on the Lantern Festival, I have to find Ningguang to raise my salary." ”

Opening the window and jumping out, Yelan changed her outfit and followed Hoffman closely.

A wanted criminal who can attract the attention of the immortals must not be simple......

"Paimon, have some more drink~ Look at how pitiful I am now, I just came out of the sea and was crushed underneath."

The lower half of her body was crushed under the Wild Star, and only a head and two arms flowed out, and Venti stirred the wind to blow Paimon to her side and grab her feet.

Paimon shouted as he tried to break free, "Don't you, let go, the dessert is almost finished by the Traveler, and Paimon is injured!" ”

In order to prove that the boar cub who defeated her was an undiscovered demon god hatchling, even a small injury had healed three days ago, but Paimon was still stubbornly bandaged.

After all, having 1/5 of the boar's combat power is already very embarrassing, and if she can't even beat the cubs, she will be completely reduced to waste.

Venti shook her head, not letting go even when Paimon kicked her foot in the face, and said stubbornly, "The wind told me that your injuries have healed. ”

"Let go! It's a limited-edition dessert, and Paimon hasn't even tasted a bite yet. ”

The flying creature waved his hand angrily, and suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, and he threatened gloomily: "If you don't let go, believe it or not, Paimon pulls the excrement into his pants pocket and sits on your face!" ”

"If you dare!" Wendy was unmoved.

For the sake of sweet drinks, no matter what the price is, he can.

Besides, if Paimon did do this, he would not be the only one who would be disgraced.

"It's better to play tricks on Paimon in the future and not be found out by her."

"I think your worries are unwarranted."

The soft and fragrant dim sum wafted sweetness in his mouth, the table was moved out and placed in the middle of the courtyard, and Zhishui reached out and slapped away Xingqiu's hand that was secretly reaching for the wine bottle.

"Master, don't you drink it too?"

"How old is she? How old is Chongyun now? ”

Hui's words pierced the careful thoughts in his heart, Xingqiu faced Chongyun's judgment gaze, and smiled innocently: "It must be that Shizun said the wrong name, how could I want to pour wine into your juice?" ”

"Stop the water, don't always make fun of my age!"

Ying reprimanded her dissatisfied, and the powder she had helped Paimon fulfill her wish shook and instead of falling into the dim sum, she rode the breeze into the water-stopping glass.

"I'm just telling the truth."

Taking out a wine glass again, the fairy power always offset the alcohol in the body, and looked at the snow on the plum blossom branch: "Speaking of age, maybe the emperor will call you an aunt." ”

Zhongli agreed, "There is some truth to it, the traveler may be older than me. ”

"I'll be sixteen forever!"

Ying declined any rebuttal.

It's really strange, anyone she meets will think of her as a girl, even Zhongli, why can Zhishui always remember her age?

"In the future, I won't talk about my age in front of outsiders, don't you know that this is an absolute forbidden area for girls?"

Zhishui blinked, and the plum blossoms in his vision were a little blurry, "But I really said that girls don't care." ”

Picking up the wine glass, the warm wine went down to his stomach, and his fair face added a little more sunset, Ying complained: "Why do you sometimes believe these crooked truths? ”

"I didn't believe it at first, I thought it was a joke, but as soon as I met in the following days, I mentioned her age, and I really didn't move."

After a few glasses of cold wine, Zhishui stretched his waist and stood up, moving his legs and feet.

"I'm going to see what Klee has transformed the lantern into, I hope to install fewer bombs, otherwise the movement will be too big, and it will be very troublesome to explain to Tianquan Xing at that time."

"Xingqiu and Chongyun should also go over and take a look." Watching Zhishui walk out of the courtyard, Zhongli put down the wine in his hand and suddenly commanded.

The two little ones were not stupid people, so they naturally understood that Zhongli had something to talk about with the traveler, so they stood up obediently and took Paimon with them as Xingqiu passed by.

Ying bit the edge of the wine glass, took a small sip, and said vaguely, "Are you going to talk to me about stopping water?" ”

"Travelers are really smart."

Zhongli said: "I hope you can take care of him, this kid really worries me in some places, he is too stubborn."

"If you could change his personality, even if it was ...... in bed"

Ying shouted, "Wait a minute! Why are you telling me this? ”

"Hmm...... This is because Liyue's punishment for the crime of smelting copper is quite severe. ”

"Even for the free Mondstadt, this is a very serious sin." Wendy interjected.

"Then according to what you say, what about the water stop and the qin? The age gap between them is quite large! Wendy, you don't seem to care, do you? Shouldn't it be a bribe with wine to stop water......"

Wendy blinked in surprise at the traveler's words, "Of course, it's because Jean is an adult, and of course the free wind god can't interfere with the choices of his subjects." ”

"Don't tell me that the water is thousands of years old and not yet an adult?" Ying's face was calm.

Zhongli took a sip of hot wine and explained:

"Because the water stop was filled in the immortal family register in the year when the moon was cut into the annat, it stands to reason that it will change as the age increases, but the pure water elf has not clearly stipulated the adult period."

Wendy added, "So from Liyue's legal point of view, Zhishui is actually not an adult, and I have been laughing at it for a long time when I first learned about it from Liuyun's mouth. ”