Chapter 145: How could I be an honorary knight who is both smart and kind
In winter, the sun shines brightly, and the branches of the plum tree bend downward, slowly shaking off the heavy snowflakes.
Ying looked at Zhongli who was sitting opposite, and then looked at Wendy, who was pressed under the desolate star, the corners of her mouth hooked just the right arc, and said in a heavy voice:
"I've come to understand everything, Zhongli, I'm going to threaten you, and you don't want to be summoned to court for thousands of years of child labor!"
"Yo hey~"
Wendy raised her eyebrows, her interest obviously raised to a higher level, if it weren't for the harp in her hand not by her side, otherwise she would have to be accompanied by a suspenseful music now.
At the same time, he was a little annoyed, and sighed in frustration: "Why didn't I think of this layer? Maybe you can extort some wine from the old man......"
Zhongli pondered for a moment and said, "You are not the first person to ask me this sentence, and in terms of general reason, I should perhaps answer now?" ”
"Who's the first one?"
"Stop the water, my family."
Telling something surprising in a flat tone, Zhongli said, "He once threatened with this matter, and he hopes to remain a female incarnation in the future." ”
Indeed it was something he would do...... Ying nodded approvingly, thinking of the dust song pot, her eyes lit up, and asked, "Zhongli, then you did it, right?" ”
"I wasn't very good-tempered at the time, and I didn't see him for three years."
Of course, he had no choice but to come to me......
Wendy said with sour envy: "Don't say that Dvalin won't see each other for three years, even if I haven't seen him for three hundred years, he doesn't want me, and there is a world of difference between dependents and dependents!"
"A few days ago, I was thinking about meeting Him, but I didn't even set foot in the ruins of the Wind Dragon, and I was swept away."
"Although Zhishui always has everything in order, it can sometimes cause some distress, and occasionally I envy you for getting along with Dvalin."
"Wait a minute! Don't take the lead in pulling the topic off, I'm threatening you right now. ”
Ying didn't forget to get down to business, and slapped the table hard, and the sound attracted Zhongli and Wendy, she stood up, crossed her hands on her hips and said, "Whether this matter is resolved privately or in court depends on Zhongli's answer." ”
"It's Tianquanxing who is in charge of the law, and the most famous lawyer in Liyue Harbor is Yanfei, they know who I am, Traveler, and I have the confidence to refuse you."
"You're the god of contracts, so you don't want to use your private power, do you?"
"But I'm retired, and now I'm sitting here drinking only the mortal Zhongli, and there is no god Morax."
As a god of contracts, it is not uncommon sense that he will take advantage of loopholes, and while Zhongli refuses to be threatened, he continues, "Besides, traveler, you have also skewed the subject. ”
"I'm not going to give up on that...... You move on to the matter of stopping the water. Ying lay down on the table dejectedly, her crystal clear lips closing the rim of the cup.
I thought I could stuff a full sense of security into the dust song pot this time, and I guess I wouldn't mind stopping the water.
When the time comes, if any god sees her unpleasantly and wants to pull out a knife to cut her, he only needs to throw the dust song pot out.
What a pity!
"What is his personality going to change?"
"Liyue's contract, Mondstadt's freedom, Fontaine's justice, whatever the gods hold, all of them are fundamentally for humanity."
Zhongli drank the cold drink, his fingers rubbing the touch of the wine glass porcelain, and his platinum-gold eyes stared at the petals that fell from the branches of plum blossoms and were crushed by the snow.
"When he was young, he was taught by the first water god, and when he came to Liyue, he joined the Demon God War, so that he subtly forgot to ask for it, and he could give everything for a good reason."
He participated in the Demon God War that day because he couldn't see the suffering of the common people, and Liyue's goal from the beginning was to live in peace for his people, not to claim the throne like other demon gods.
This is dedication......
Protected, always clear water is the most susceptible to external pollution.
The impurities in the water should have precipitated as they flowed away, but what if that section of water stayed in a closed and small space?
"Including the body?"
"If you can find a reason to convince him."
Ying fell into deep thought.
If you keep teasing the anger of stopping the water, so that he gradually can't ask for it, but he has been tortured, then he will definitely remember to ask for it.
But if I don't become a girl, I'm not interested......
"Zhongli, for the change of your dependents, can you also sacrifice everything?"
"If you can."
"That's great!"
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"Mr. Zhongli, this is Hoffman, a knight from Mondstadt, who is here today ......"
"Honorary Knight?! How are you now? ”
A shout of surprise interrupted Susui's introduction, and Hoffman looked at Ying, who was crushed under a strangely shaped rock, with only her head exposed, and looked extremely surprised.
The brilliant blonde hair shone in the sunlight, especially attracting the attention of a certain immortal, Ying buried her face in the snow and dirt, and said in a sullen voice:
"You've mistaken someone! How could I be a knight of honor who is smart, wise, kind, beautiful and gentle? Don't compare me to the hero in the sun. ”
Isn't it just that the proposed solution is a little outrageous?
At that time, when the world came to drop stones, it almost scared people to death, and I thought it was the same size as the Lonely Cloud Pavilion that suppressed Osier.
"But I've been patrolling Mondstadt on a regular basis, and I've often seen Knights of Honor commissioned...... It turned out that I really recognized the wrong person. ”
Gently caressing the coolness of the slight style around his neck, Hoffman closed his mouth freely and strode in front of Wendy, the light knight's armor on his body grinding against each other.
"This gentleman, I will now arrest you as a knight of the Knights of Favonius and hand over the Sky Lyre that you stole from you."
What is the standard language in the knight's manual regarding the arrest of prisoners?
Forget it, let's make it up! Anyway, this is in Liyue, and Captain Qin probably won't know about it.
Wendy sneered, "Hehe, what a bold man to hold Mondstadt's ...... in Liyue."
"This is a temporary law enforcement power, and Mr. Wanted Don't have to worry about causing diplomatic conflicts between the two countries."
The familiar words made Hoffman take out the certificate in his arms, and he couldn't hold back his smug eyebrows, "Mr. Wanted, please don't worry. ”
"Mr. Knight, do you believe in the god of wind?"
"Of course, when I pass by the Aeolian Statue, I will stop and pray to Lord Barbatos."
"I'm wanted by Zephyr because I damaged the Wind God's relics, but if it's my own things, then I'm not guilty."
The hard barren star was blown by a breeze and dissipated the rock-forming elemental particles without any suspense, surrounded by a turquoise wind, and Wendy's feet left the ground, and her braids shone slightly.
"Mr. Knight, standing in front of you right now is the Aeolus of Mondstadt......"
"Confess to Lord Bartobas!"
The spear-shaped icicles on the ground were scattered into elemental force, and the nun in strange costumes shook off the blood stains on the tip of the spear and looked at the Ice Hammer Heavy Guard who fell to the ground with a bang.
Considering that it was not time to drink, she prayed religiously.
The Heart of God collects the faith of the people and allows the gods to listen to the wishes of the people, and even if Barbatos, the god of wind, loses this thing, the breeze can still carry the prayers to his heart.
Even if it's far away in Liyue.
“…… Bartobas! ”
The voice that suddenly echoed in his heart succeeded in making Wendy's mouth speak, and he didn't realize his mistake, so he naturally didn't wait for Hoffman's excitement.
Mr. Knight flew up and pinned down the bard, sneering, "Even Lord Barbatos's name is wrong, and you dare to pretend to be the Wind God here." ”
"I'm the god of wind! Do you want me to change my costume and show you? ”
"Shut up, as long as you are from Mondstadt, how can you say the wrong name of Lord Anemoshen!"
Hoffman did not believe the lying bard, and reached out his hands to grope for him, asking, "Where did you hide the 'Lyre of the Sky'?" Say it! ”
"I drank in exchange for wine, did you redeem it for me, old man?"
"Actually Mondstadt?"
Hoffman was slightly surprised, then took out the rope and tied Wendy and pulled him to his feet.
"Thank you, Mr. Shisui, for your help, I will tell Captain Jean after I become Mondstadt in this life, and the Knights of Favonius will definitely thank you...... Let's go, which liquor store are you in? ”
"Wait a minute, old man, you can help me fill a few bottles of wine, and let me drink it on the way."