"Where did this little brother come from? looks really handsome, I don't know if I have a sweetheart? ”

Someone blocked the way in front of him, and the cold pipe was clinging to the cold pipe behind him, and the handsome young man in a wide-sleeved green shirt looked shy, and his two jade-like fingertips pinched the fiery red hair.

The pair of glazed eyes were full of moist water, he raised his left hand and gently tapped the chest of the person in front of him, and whispered: "This official is really unreasonable, how can anyone flirt with a man from a good family in broad daylight?" ”

"It's a good thing that the little brother said, where is this in broad daylight? If you look closely, such a dim environment is not suitable for those ......."

The words stopped abruptly, and the provocative fingers raised the chin of the delicate young man, and the two looked at each other affectionately.

"What Childe said is really ......"

"Gross-"

Kaeya, dressed as a night hero, clutched his cramping stomach and quickly turned to the other wall, his throat rolling and spitting out a mouthful of sour water.

The yellowish sour water fell from his mouth and flowed into the same root and origin of his companions who had long since continued to form a small puddle on the ground.

"Why are you so bad?"

With a disdainful face, Wendy stepped forward and kicked Kaeya's upturned buttocks, and exclaimed in pain, "With the way you look, how can you do great things?" Worms! ”

Kaeya retorted, "I can't compare to you being cheeky and shameless, you've ever seen a serious person who can finish it all at once without changing his face." ”

"Heh~ It's all an excuse, but I even turned out this dress, not to match you to dress up as a young man from Liyue."

Raising his foot and kicking Kaeya in the ass again, Wendy impatiently urged, "If it's collected, hurry up and do it again, you have to know that every second you waste is delaying the time for the drink to get into your throat." ”

"I think we can do it the other way."

Kaeya stretched out his arm to remove the camera from the shelved pipe, collected the discarded photographs, and found a new film to slip into.

"This time the drama can be replaced with "The domineering and powerful night hero turned out to be a delicate man in private", I think this contrast is also very attractive to those noble ladies, and it will be more widely spread.

"Why should we focus on attractiveness? It's meant to threaten Diluc, as long as you take a picture that will make him bow his head......"

Subconsciously arguing, Wendy grabbed Kaeya by the collar, pressed it hard against the thick pipe, and picked up a windblown mint and held it in her mouth.

"Yo Xi, I didn't expect the legendary night hero to be so beautiful, Lao Tzu took a fancy to you, why don't you take off your clothes quickly?"

The beautiful young man's eyes were sinister, and without waiting for the response of the person in front of him, one hand began to rudely pull at his clothes, and a strange laugh of 'Jie Jie Jie' came out of his mouth.

"Vomit...... Hmm~"

Looking at Wendy in front of him, his stomach subconsciously surged, and Kaeya wanted to push the person away to vomit for a while, but found that the hand was firmly pressing him, even if he used his arms, he couldn't get rid of it.

Instead, Wendy ripped off a piece of fabric while pulling at his clothes and shoved it directly into his mouth.

"You still dare to resist, the playboy is very brave, don't struggle anymore, my brother will teach you a fun one."

"Mmmmmm

His eyes were filled with tears, both to give the appearance of a night hero who had been coerced, but also because the torture in his throat was really uncomfortable, and the bitter sour water was surging up and down in his throat.

In the end, Kaeya is a thick-faced and black-hearted person recognized by Falga, and in line with the principle of cooperating to the end if he can't resist, he quickly performed a bit of charm.

If someone looks at him from afar, he doesn't really think that a weak man has been bullied by a wicked person.

Why do I feel some discomfort in my stomach? …… Wendy's throat rolled slightly as she watched the thick white powder on Kaeya's face fall down with the struggle, staining her hands with a little powder.

In order to show off his shy look, his eyes were half-open and half-closed, and he didn't look carefully when he was acting, but now that he looks at it so closely, he suddenly finds that Kaeya is so disgusting.

Despise Kaeya, berate Kaeya, understand Kaeya, and become Kaea - Wendy has successfully entered the fourth stage, but fortunately, his pursuit of alcohol is far from being comparable to that of a young man like Kaeya.

As long as there is a guy standing in front of him who can be classified as human, then he can perfectly control the thought of vomiting.

I am willing to make sacrifices for the sake of the great cause of drinking.

Wendy also had tears in her eyes and an excited look on her face.

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Walking through a man-carved cave, you will enter the factory completely, and the copper walls are inlaid with large and small pipes, and various passages to other places appear.

Walking at the back, Shisui held a basket of snacks and fruits in his arms, occasionally picked up a Paimon and handed it to the top of his head, and after observing the structure of the pipe for a while, he lost interest.

"Whew~"

Laughing happily and bending his eyebrows, Paimon looked at the group in front of him who had already immersed himself in Brave Mode, and wrinkled his nose disdainfully, "How old are the travelers, and how old are they to be able to enter in such a childish way, it's really an eye-opener for Paimon!" ”

"It's good to be a child, you don't have to laugh at it, and if Paimon doesn't have something to eat, I'm afraid he'll be more thorough than a traveler."

Raising his hand and pinching Paimon's smooth and cute face, Shisui smiled, "But it's really surprising that Kujou can show this appearance, and it's very inconsistent with the serious appearance of the past, so this is what a vacation looks like." ”

"That's right, Sara had a good face along the way, Paimon knew the truth of the matter, but he always thought that he went to Mondstadt on official business and not on vacation."

The mascot nodded in agreement, took a bite of the sweet and plump peach, and let the sweet juice soak the dry lips, and the taste of the walnut biscuit between the lips and teeth was quickly masked.

"It's not good for young people to be too serious...... Hey, how could a photo be left here? ”

After a slight pause, you bend down and take a picture of the pipe sandwiched between the two pipes, with only one corner exposed, and gently pull it out and turn it over to the front.

I saw a white powdered monster with a night owl visor propped up on the thick brass pipe with one hand, his head tilted sideways, his eyes charming looking over, and the other hand touching his upright buttocks.

“……”

Zhishui laughed twice, "It's quite an artistic sense that people can't understand nowadays." ”

He still can't figure out how he could understand art 500 years ago, admiring ink and oil paintings, looking at lifelike statues, and contemplating the words in his mind how to persuade the artist to carve the emperor's dolls.

As a result, when he first came out a few years ago, he witnessed a rotten orange being thrown onto the white wall by a so-called performance artist, and the onlookers were amazed and thought deeply about the meaning of this art.

Where is this artistic?

Isn't it still rotten oranges when thrown against the wall?

One day is a rotten orange, a lifetime is a rotten orange, those artists can't even tell the difference between this, right?

While Zhishui was puzzled, he did not forget to summon a team of Millelith Army to put the artist in prison.

After all, the General Affairs Department has just painted the white walls, and the workers who have been tired all day have only finished their work and gone home one moment, and the next moment they are smashed by you with rotten oranges.

Zhishui can't see any sense of art, but he can see that this guy has broken the law.

Later, according to the confession, the artist was waiting for the workers to return home, just to express the art he wanted to express "the absurd life of people, people are tired of toiling".

It's really weird enough.

"Paimon, let's take a look quietly, it's best to deal with this youkai in advance, I don't think a child can afford this kind of art."

"Hmm."

Paimon nodded solemnly, raised his sleeve and wiped his eyes vigorously, "Teucer is still a child!" How can we allow such monsters to roam freely outside? ”

Bah, damn youkai, await Paimon's righteous judgment!

In Paimon's name, he will definitely protect Teucer's worldview.