Bright blue light suddenly flickered in the darkness, and sharp water arrows flew through the gaps between the pipes, enveloping them in an unstoppable stance, shooting at the two youkai with a clear target.

Sharp arrows cut through strands of brilliantly red hair, taking away a few drops of bright red blood.

Cold sweat broke out on her broad forehead, and Kaeya looked up at it, only to see that her skin tissue was still intact, except for a few drops of blood on the money.

Glancing at it again, the sound of a bowstring tightening suddenly echoed in his ears, and Kaeya looked solemn: "I don't know who the master is, and the means are so good." ”

Wendy looked strange, looked down at the robe she was wearing, and suddenly froze.

It cannot be said that most of the clothes on his body were sponsored by the friendship of Zhishui, and it can only be said that Mora who could not find a time to buy clothes was not provided by him.

let Zhishui know that he was wearing clothes sponsored by his friendship to behave like this, and forcibly added a sense of existence and participation to such an exciting thing, and the consequences were really unimaginable.

"I was wrong!"

Shaking her head and shaking off her wig, Wendy simply peeled off her outer robe, ran to the corner, covered her ears and squatted down, and shouted confidently: "I admit my mistake, you can't beat me!" ”

Whenever she encounters this situation, Wendy can't help but feel a little resentful of the old man.

I heard that before joining Liyue, Zhishui was still a weak elf with no strength to restrain chickens, and he had not learned mature combat methods, but he only knew that he was very vulnerable to being targeted by his racial talents.

At that time, any demon god had to fight for a serious injury before he could escape, which was a model of weakness and pitifulness, and he didn't know where he dared to travel to the Teyvat continent.

Later, when he joined Liyue, his situation changed abruptly, and he learned all kinds of immortal masters, and practiced the martial arts of kyudo, and his combat effectiveness skyrocketed, giving many demon gods cramps and bones, and the skills were so good that all of them were amazing.

In fact, these are not too special things, and there are also high and low demon gods, and some demon gods can even be so weak that they are demoted to giant beasts, so that Heulia will be honored to take over the title of the weakest demon god.

It's not like that!

Wendy still can't figure out how the old man cultivated a weak and poor pure water elf into such a fierce appearance?

However, he never thought too much about it, and he didn't need to cultivate Dvalin, so that Dvalin could grow on his own over time was far more useful than if he had a bad idea.

"Wendy, how can you bend down so easily?"

Kaeya patted her chest in pain, looked up at the arrow again, silently wiped the blood from her nose, and retracted her gaze for only a second, and then looked up again.

The person in this painting is so weird, take a second look......

"Click-"

took down the photos washed out of the photographer, pinched the corner of the water and shook it vigorously, "Organize a group to watch Diluc's mother-in-law book, I didn't expect you to even do this kind of thing, so don't blame me for being unkind." ”

"Shhhh

"It's no wonder that the people on this painting become more familiar the more you look at it."

Kaeya gasped and cried out in grief, "But what is the sin of wanting to add to it? I didn't expect that an upright immortal would make such a trick! The sky is falling—"

"Hmph~ With such ugly things as you two monsters do, we can't talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes with you."

Gently rubbing his stuffed mouth, Paimon tried to swallow a portion of his food, crossed his hands on his hips, and said vaguely, "Dealing with evil demons crookedly, don't pay attention to these." ”

"How can we be considered demonic?"

Kaeya whispered a word of defense, but forced by Wendy's experienced squatting just now, he didn't have the heart to continue to quibble, and chose to accompany his dear best friend.

Wendy glanced at it and teased: "I didn't expect you to be unexpectedly innocent, but I had a nosebleed after a simple glance, and I was obviously very familiar with those ladies and young ladies when I communicated with them." ”

"The main thing is that the content is a little too violent, I really didn't expect to see this kind of ...... one day"

Kaeya blushed, covered his mouth and coughed twice, "But if you really want to be more careful, it's actually just a painting." ”

"This matter really can't be blamed on Kaiya, I added a little bit of the Baichen clan's demon magic to it, and it has an obvious spiritual shock for ordinary people."

"Why do immortals know sorcery?" Kaeya asked quietly.

Wendy rolled her eyes: "He is familiar with the art of a hundred schools, and he used to communicate a lot with Bai Chen, so it's not unusual to learn, don't you know such a little common sense?" ”

"Where did I know ......"

Hearing Kaeya's answer, Wendy sighed in surprise: "I thought I had accidentally revealed a lot of news when I was drinking with you before, and your drinking is not standardized at all, could it be that you are not interested in the acting leader's lover?" ”

"Five one-eyed treasures with a wind-pressed sword in one hand."

"Huh~ coward."

Wendy looked disdainful, then stood up slowly, tidied up her messy collar, and said indifferently: "But thank you for reminding me of my hole cards, stop the water, and you don't want your lover to hear that the god you believe in has been insulted, which will lead to a collapse of your mentality, right?" ”

Zhishui asked in surprise, "Why do you think I can threaten?" Have you forgotten what happened to the last person who really threatened me? ”

Kaeya glanced up strangely, not understanding where Wendy's confidence came from, didn't Captain Jean's awe of the gods have long since disappeared after the drunken fight between you and me?

Come to your senses, Wendy!

Holding the harp in his arms, the bard played it gently, "Stop the water, give me face in front of my devotees." ”

"To be clear, I don't believe in Bartobas, after all, I drink a lot with Rosaria."

The witty cavalry captain decisively dissociated the relationship, and in order to prove his innocence, he even obeyed Rosaria's title of the god of wind.

"Stop the water, give me a face in front of the people of Mondstadt."

“……”

Zhishui was silent.

What Basbato said makes sense, the wind god is embarrassed in private, and it doesn't hurt to make some ugliness in the circle of the gods, but he still has to save some face in front of ordinary people.

In particular, this common man was a man from the kingdom he ruled.

"I'm only going to drink two bottles in front of you this time."

"Wait! Why such a severe punishment this time? ”

The harp leaps high and hits Kaeya in the head, then falls into Kaeya's arms, and Wendy stomps on the ground with both feet, and leaps forward to hug the water's legs.

"I'm telling you, your decision is so unreasonable, you can't be punished for drinking in front of someone, and you have to pay attention to your drinking."

"It's good to control it with fairy power."

"But alcohol isn't a good thing! Drinking too much hurts your body, I'm also thinking about you, you are the treasure of the old man's heart, in case there is an accident in Mondstadt, doesn't this force us to have a basin in Mondstadt? ”

Wendy burst into tears and cried, "I'm a weak bard, what can I do to resist the old man? He could have stoned Mora to death...... Why don't you drink a few more bottles this time and let me smell the wine more? ”

"You don't care about Mondstadt anymore?"

"Anyway, with Alice and Klee's enthusiasm, it seems like it's only a matter of time before Mondstadt appears in the Basin."

His face, which was still a little useful, instantly turned gloomy, and he kicked Wendy away indifferently and said ruthlessly, "I didn't want to use this method, Paimon!" ”

"Huh?"

The mascot responded strangely, looked left and right, and replied energetically: "I didn't find any trace of anyone else, please rest assured that the commander will do it!" ”

"That's not what I'm telling you."

"Oh~ I remembered."

Paimon nodded in realization, and pulled out a winged letter from his bosom that was ready to fly away at any moment, "Wendy, do you know what I'm holding?" ”

"I don't know, but it's not a good thing."

Wendy touched her chin: "I know myself best, my bottom line is usually a little too active, and nothing can threaten me." ”

"If you really want to say one, then it should be a bar buried by the heads of the past generations in the wind? But Shisui won't threaten this, after all, I'm so cute. ”

The bard stuck out his tongue.

Paimon exclaimed, "Wow~ It's really smart that Shisui can come up with other ways to threaten." ”

"Yes, he's smart, but Paimon thinks he's smart too."

Wendy complimented sincerely, and moved closer, but the mascot was unprepared.

Stopping the water grabbed Wendy's collar, "It's just for Dvalin to prepare a little more of his ambergris during this time." ”

"Ambergris? That hot, gooey thing......"

Wendy's face changed.