Chapter 431: Tartaglia and Diluc without delaying each other
What kind of emotions can it be like to be lost?
When the husband came home, he found that although his gentle and virtuous wife sat behind the desk with a dignified appearance, she spoke as thin as a mosquito, and the tip of her tongue squeezed it out of her teeth little by little, and a man's foot was exposed under the table.
Presumably, this husband will have some feelings of loss in his heart!
Or maybe they took the best aphrodisiac pills, thinking that they could show their skills, but after a struggle, they found that the woman sitting on the bed still looked stunned.
This must also be mixed with some feelings of loss, right?
However, for the current Tartaglia, there is only one simple reason for the birth of the feeling of loss, and that is that he did not succeed in the application.
"Why would they reject me? Could it be because I'm not strong enough, not strong enough? No way, absolutely impossible, if I can't apply like this, then no one else is even qualified for an interview. ”
Pounding his chest in pain, his fist kept knocking on the trees around him, and the verdant leaves fell to his shoulder, Tartaglia said angrily:
"Not admitting me is the biggest loss in their lives, if they don't grasp the good opportunity in front of them, they will definitely regret this choice in the future!"
"Don't talk over there, come over and set up a tent with Paimon."
"You don't understand, I'm not ......"
"Hurry up!"
The mascot crossed his hands on his hips, his face puffed out of anger, stomped his feet out of thin air, and urged impatiently: "Isn't it that you haven't applied for a miner, Tartaglia, what are you shouting here?" Besides, you've planned to go to Sumeru City to find a colleague to gather wool, and even if you do apply, you won't have time to stay and work! ”
"Besides, the only way you owe a debt is to find a colleague, right?" With a wave of his hand to drive away the flying insects in front of him, Paimon began to hate the rainforest.
"It does make sense, I can't lose the big profits in the future because of the small profits in front of me, I have to believe in the ability of the multiplying "doctors" to dig out research funds."
Tartaglia nodded in agreement, rolled up his sleeves on both sides, heroically ignored the floaters that lingered on his side, opened the bag containing the tent, and wisely took out the manual.
"Tartaglia, don't you know how to pitch a tent?"
"A truly strong man is never confined to a resting environment, and I can even rest in a cave full of wolf corpses." Tartaglia said proudly.
Paimon nodded suspiciously, and stretched out his hand, "It just so happens that there are only three tents here, Diluc definitely doesn't want to stay in one tent with you, if Zhishui sleeps in a tent with you, but a traveler suddenly has the idea of a night attack, your presence is a bit of an eyesore, or you will sleep outside tonight!" ”
As if he had accidentally touched her temples, and the scene of being drilled in the head by the Traveler's two fists a few days ago was vivid, Paimon decided to be a little more interesting this time and solve her problems without the Traveler's instructions.
Perhaps this could induce the traveler's indescribable conscience and make her destroy the evidence of her handle.
The mascot did not forget to say intimately: "As for mosquitoes, you don't have to worry, you will light incense at night to stop the water, which can not only help you sleep, but also have the effect of repelling insects, especially suitable for strong people like you." ”
“……”
"However, as a rational martial artist, you must be well versed in the way of combining work and rest, and occasional enjoyment will relieve the fatigue of the body and mind."
Tartaglia quietly changed the subject and asked, "Speaking of which, if you didn't want to experience camping tonight, how could we possibly need to pitch a tent?" ”
"It's not good to stay in the dust song pot all the time, only in this way can you have the fun of traveling, okay?"
With a double snort, Paimon folded his arms over his chest and said confidently, "I'm not like a certain Tartaglia who forgot his duties as an executive officer, but Paimon still remembers that he is a traveler's guide!" ”
"You're reminded that I did forget a little bit that selling you to Torre would be more in line with our executives."
Tartaglia, who put the sharp water blade on Paimon's neck and looked down at the manual, looked up, showed her white teeth, and said with a smile.
"What a bold man, aren't you being my little pie and being powerless?"
"Oh~ It seems that Paimon is also a hidden master, so let's compete now!"
"Look at Paimon's Eighteen Palms!"
Swallowing his breath, the dantian was slightly agitated, and it seemed to make a thunderous roar, his left and right hands slowly pushed out, and his two feet stepped out of thin air, Paimon's eyes flashed with exquisite light.
Tartaglia's eyes narrowed, his index finger, middle finger and thumb pinched together, placed next to the pocket of the wallet on his waist, smiled confidently, looked contemptuous, and hid a certain pattern in his breath.
"Then let you see the stunt I accompanied Mr. Zhongli out!"
"Okay, let the horse come over - ahhhhh
The manual that was originally in his hand slowly fell, and at the moment when the floaters landed on his nails, Tartaglia looked solemn and made a bold move.
Pai's mask did not change color, and his palms changed to a pushing posture.
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"Stop the water, I have a bad premonition."
Ying, who was chopping firewood with the "Wolf's End" in her hand, suddenly raised her head, looked at the direction they had chosen to set up camp, and said, "Did you say Paimon can set up the tent?" I always feel that Tartaglia is not very reliable in this regard, or let Diluc go back and have a look..."
"Didn't you notice that Diluc was long gone?"
In addition to Tartaglia, who can't wait to meet his colleagues, there is also an additional Diluc in the name of business talks.
Because they both had bad ideas about Dotore, the two briefly came to an agreement.
One wants money, the other wants life, and they don't delay each other.
Tartaglia didn't care, and Dotore wasn't like Rosalyn who simply got slashed and left the position of executive free, he had bred so much of himself, and it didn't hurt to have one or two less.
"What about others?"
"I guess I'm going to check the surrounding environment and clean up the monsters in advance."
Picking up the mushrooms of different colors into the back basket, Zhishui picked another mushroom he didn't know, and sighed: "It seems that the scholars of the Biotheory School have provided a lot of mushroom types in the years that I have been sealed, so bring this back and give it a try." ”
Sensing that only two people were left in this area, he moved his legs and said, "Zhishui, you can't finish picking so many mushrooms, right?" ”
"Of course, it's not all food, let you know the types of mushrooms, so as to avoid eating bad things by mistake."
Standing up and coming to the foot of another tree, Zhishui carefully admonished:
"You have to be careful in Sumeru, when I was on my way during the day, I found that there were many more plant species that I didn't know, and the scholars of the Biotheory School were particularly motivated to cultivate new plants and hybrid animals."
"Hey, this snake is also a species I haven't seen before? Take it back with you too. ”
Seeing that Zhishui took out a bamboo cage and threw the blue snake into it, Ying looked around with some vigilance: "Is this place in Sumeru so dangerous?" ”
"It's not dangerous, it's not harmful to be able to let the Akademiya let it breed in the wild, whether it's for humans or the biological chain, but the most important thing for the Akademiya is crazy scholars, it's not uncommon for someone to secretly study and help them thrive in the wild."
Pinching a mosquito the size of a fingernail, he shook it in front of the traveler, "Look, this is a typical example, and I don't know which guy released it to take revenge on society." ”
"He's really a ruthless person."
Looking at this mosquito in horror, Ying said indignantly: "If this mosquito is allowed to multiply on the land of the Seven Kingdoms, how many people will have to suffer insomnia?" How many single people recognize the sound of mosquito swatting in their neighbor's house as that sound? And thus to this kind of thing [beep beep -]? This kind of person is not enough to be hated by civilians! ”
"Such a large and non-toxic mosquito is easy to find, and now Sumeru must have taken corresponding measures, the most terrifying thing is that the kind of mosquito with toxicity and small size has not buzzed when it flies."
"What a biologist is so evil!"