Chapter 432: Tartaglia: You Don't Want to ......
Paimon and Tartaglia were in a scorching battle, and the two of them were equally skilled, and soon they were fighting to the desolation of the universe, and the aftermath of the battle could not even stop the avenue of Teyvat.
The scorching witch looked at the increasingly weak border, and raised her fame weapon violently, vowing to die with the two, but her strength was weak and unbearable to their casual blow, but she was defeated and fled in a short instant.
The Heavenly Emperor and the God King looked at each other and smiled, ignoring the trivial things that happened suddenly, and just put their minds into the duel between the two......
"That's why you didn't pitch your tent properly?"
Stones of all sizes enclose the campfire, splashing sparks fall on the rough stone face, and tongues of fire banish the dampness and darkness of the rainforest.
Zhishui pinched the clean corner of the mud-stained instruction manual with one hand, looked at the footprints on it with a little disgust, and the straight wooden stick seemed to knock at random, and then pulled the broken stone to the side.
Paimon's little face turned white, and he quibbled righteously, "Zhishui, you know me, with Paimon's small size, it's impossible to set up a tent alone, Tartaglia is lazy, and Paimon is left alone!" Everything is Tartaglia's fault! ”
A black cauldron suddenly buckled on top of his head, and his figure couldn't help but bend downward, and Tartaglia hurriedly quibbled: "Water Stopper, although I am not very familiar with you, the person you are familiar with knows me very well!" How could I, Tartaglia, be a lazy person? ”
"You know how I came to Liyue early on, and a person who can walk to Liyue from the solstice can't be a lazy person." Tartaglia patted her chest in agreement.
"Tartaglia has a point, Paimon has the upper hand, and if the lovely Miss Paimon can't find a better reason, then the rout is the inevitable result."
Taking a bite of the tender and juicy flesh, Ying said with a serious face: "But before the specific result is down, you can't decide the winner or loser, Paimon may have hidden unknown hole cards!" ”
"That's a good point, but give me back my greatsword."
Ying earnestly persuaded, "Diluc, don't you think this beautiful sword is very suitable for barbecue?" Trust my cooking skills to bring new experiences. ”
"Big sword barbecue, it's really a novelty."
Diluc sneered, grabbed the hilt of the "Wolf's End", and grabbed it back with a hard tug, he said lightly: "It's already my concession to let you borrow it to chop firewood." ”
"It's ruthless, but I have alternatives."
Naturally, he put his hand into the gossip treasure bag, and pulled out a few bone arrows from it, and the traveler said with a solemn face: "This is what Xiangling told me, the arrows made of the bones of the demon god, I heard that there is a special taste." ”
"I brought dry food with me."
In Teyvat, the remnants of the Demon God have never had a positive meaning, and Diluc Cai once traveled across the continent to pursue the Fatui and witnessed the tragedy that led to their study of the Demon God's remnants.
The thousand-year-old dregs of the Demon God after his death are still as powerful, not to mention the bones that have been extracted from his body.
"What are you afraid of? Xiangling has survived a few in person, and so far nothing has happened, is the dignified night hero so daring? ”
Ying snorted: "But I'm sure Zhishui won't be afraid of this, I'll roast you a few mushrooms later." ”
Zhishui glanced at it briefly and said, "I don't have this appetite, besides, these bone arrows you took out were drawn by me when those demon gods still had a wisp of breath, and their cruel curses before they died put a curse on these bones." ”
"What do you mean?"
"It means that if I lose the immortal magic on the arrow cluster, these curses will flow into the body of the nearest person, if you really want to try that taste, here are a few bone arrows without curses, and mushrooms, you use this one first, and I want to talk to you about the rest of the types, it's too dangerous not to learn mushroom knowledge in Sumeru."
A few clusters of bone arrows with no elaborate patterns replaced the bone arrows drawn by the traveler, and the water was thrown in his hand, and the bone arrows were nailed to the wood where Paimon and Tartaglia were sitting.
"Go on."
Paimon swallowed a spit, cautiously looked down, his two calves tightened a little unfreely, and said, "Stop the water, Paimon is still that reason, if you think Paimon can set up a tent one by one, then you can punish Paimon however you want." ”
"Well, Paimon is perfect for this reason."
The undisguised unkind gaze fell on him, his brain was running at great speed, and he couldn't think of a more appropriate reason for him to think of where he had offended him.
He had to confess: "I just want to try to feel lazy, and I can move my body to avoid mosquitoes and flies, and besides, the tent you have prepared is a little too cumbersome." ”
"Just looking at the manual, I feel a little dizzy, why does a tent need to be covered with three layers? And is there room between these three layers? Tartaglia patted his overwhelmed brain.
Hearing this, Ying stopped sprinkling salt on the mushrooms, raised her head and said solemnly:
"This is a special tent for Sumeru that I specially prepared, the three-layer cloth is designed to prevent mosquitoes, whether you go out or go in, you can choose to open one layer first, and then stay in the middle to leave room to cover it, check if there are mosquitoes sneaking in, and then you can open the second layer."
Lifting the lid and checking the extent of the incense burning, Diluc commented coldly: "Quite a useless invention. ”
"How can this be said to be useless? I thought about what happened if I ran out of incense, and I didn't think I would be able to use a tent in Sumeru at first......"
"It's Paimon's fault, if Paimon hadn't mentioned camping today... Woo woo woo~"
The mascot threw herself into the Traveler's arms with tears in her eyes, grabbed her collar with her little hands, and cried in a trembling voice, "Traveler, hit Paimon's ass!" It all started because of Paimon, which caused Tartaglia to be lazy because he couldn't read the manual, and Paimon was the biggest mistake in the world~Woo woo~"
"Paimon owes the Traveler a favor, and if you attack at night one day, I can help you get the attention of anyone who might be in the way."
A loud cry erupted in his throat, and the words muttered in his mouth became muffled, and Paimon sobbed for a moment, then suddenly squeezed out a subtle sound from between his teeth.
"Deal."
Unable to respond, Ying stretched out her hand and patted Paimon's little head pityingly, "It's normal for children to be careful, but if you're too mature, I'm worried, in that case, it means I didn't protect you." ”
Tartaglia gasped: "This ......"
"Okay, okay, don't be sad if you pat your ass twice, after all, we didn't expect you to set up a tent when we left you behind in the first place, and the only executor of this matter was Tartaglia in the beginning."
"That's true."
Diluc chimed in.
He didn't mind adding to the Fatui executive who had made peace for the time being.
"Diluc, how can you do this?!"
The gaze that fell on him brought a hint of pressure, and Tartaglia said bitterly: "We are the ones who have felt the friendship of each other with weapons! Why did you fall into the trap at this time? This is not in the style of a strong man. ”
"I'm not strong."
The Vision he wore danced with a flame-like glow, and most of his body was lost in the darkness, and Diluc vetoed Tartaglia's judgment of him.
"I've never been a strong man."
“……”
"Which..."
The air around him was faintly damp, as if facing the Empress, Tartaglia swallowed:
"For his sake, can you forget it this time? You have to think about it, in the days when you are not there, he is always with me, and I will pay for the funds he needs, I am sure that my importance to him is constantly improving, and I will definitely continue to be responsible for his affairs in the future, and losing me is not only his loss, but also the loss of the Afterlife! I don't want to see him shrink back when he reimburses bills, do I? ”
"I can't."
Tossing the bone arrow in his hand, Zhishui chuckled and shook his head.