Suo Ba looked at Shan Ruoshui with a melancholy expression, like a dark cloud in the sky covering the moon suddenly.

Suo Ba persuaded: "Mr. Shan, you must not be like that brother and sister, Yang Kejian is a reckless man, and Yang Jiumei has no bad intentions, they are all people with mouths and no intentions." ”

Shan Ruoshui shook his head helplessly, and said in a low voice: "Starling brother, you didn't just come here to enlighten me, right?" Don't worry, how can I be as knowledgeable as them. ”

Shan Ruoshui is handsome and chic, looking like a weak scholar, but in fact he is a master of the world, and he is quite powerful in judging the situation.

Suo Ba sneered and said, "I can't hide anything from your eyes, I don't understand something and want to ask Mr. Order." ”

Shan Ruoshui waved his hand and said: "Don't dare to ask for advice, you can ask if you have any incomprehensible things!" I will know everything; There is no end to the words. ”

Suo Ba was also a little confused about Shan Ruoshui, he only looked at Shan Ruoshui in a daze.

Shan Ruoshui said softly: "What do you want to know? You ask! ”

Suo Ba's face flushed with embarrassment, and he hesitated for a moment before saying: "Mr. Shan, can you calculate who stole the Wanfu pen, why don't you count the path of the thief's return, don't we catch up with the fast horse?" ”

"Starling, have you ever thought about it? How long has it been since we met since the theft of the Wanfu pen, of course, this is not the main reason. ”

"What's more important about that?"

"Of course there is, Baimei Daoist was originally a disciple of Jiudaomen, this person's heart is not right, he has been taught repeatedly, and then he was expelled from the division, went to Yijian Mountain to raise funds to build a Bauhinia Demon Palace, and founded a sect of Jiudao Xuanmen, he must have wanted to do something unspeakable, I don't know what the specific thing is, I only counted that Baimei Daoist sent someone to steal, and then I couldn't count it, and then the family teacher Qianli sent a message to me, he told me that Baimei Daoist was manipulating paper people to steal, so I can't count the whereabouts of the pen."

Suo Ba stammered, and only after a long time asked, "Can a paper man be a thief?" ”

"Yes, there are two taboos for the papermaker, you can't tie the paper man to the living, you can't give the paper man an eye, it's unlucky to tie the paper to the living, put the eye on the paper man, drip the blood of the middle finger, and then burn it, you can do evil, and you can do anything."

Hearing Shan Ruoshui's words, Suoba's scalp exploded, and a small wind blew through the trees, and the shadows shook with it, and he suddenly felt like a person standing behind him.

Xiao Dunzi and Zhu Bi were born to be a pair of verbal enemies, and they always make do with each other when they meet.

Being together is like a chick fighting, you take a bite; He took a bite and pinched endlessly.

If you can't see it, you can find it, just like the weighing rod can't be separated from the weighing stone; Husbands can't do without their wives, which can be described as "loving and killing each other." ”

The two bad are back to back, you say a sentence to him, you don't let me, I don't let you.

Zhu Bi said: "Xiao Dunzi, you are a hairless pig waiting to be slaughtered, and the winter melon on the cutting board is waiting to be knifed." ”

Xiao Dunzi said: "Zhu Bi, you have little pig nose and green onions in your nose to pretend, you are a monkey and have become a monster, and going to the cemetery in the middle of the night can scare the ghost into a soul." ”

"Monsters are all good-looking, or how do you fascinate people?"

"It's the goblins that people look good at, such as the big Yanmar that goblin, you look ugly and ugly, at best you are a goblin, and you are still 108,000 miles away from the goblin."

"Destroy your mouth! By the way, you always talk about the big Yanma, the big Yanma, what does she look like? ”

"Yanmar is not an ordinary character, if you ask Master Dun what she looks like? I'll tell you! Just one word to describe her. ”

"Which word?"

Zhu Bi blinked his little eyes, looking impatient.

"Look at your monkey anxious appearance, why did Master Dun tell you?"

These two bad guys played hard for a long time, and they fell asleep unconsciously.

Xiao Dunzi has a problem with enteritis, and it is easy to have stomach trouble if you eat some spicy and other irritating things, and the stomach hurts like a knife.

This unlucky stomach doesn't hurt sooner or later, but it woke up when I slept soundly.

Xiao Dunzi looked at everyone who was sleeping "whirring", and he swept around with his big eyes.

I only felt panicked by the black holes everywhere, so he pushed Zhu Bi beside him.

"Zhu Bi, wake up and accompany me to the toilet, Zhu Bi ......"

No matter what Xiao Dunzi called, Zhu Bi didn't move, this thin monkey slept like a dead dog, and Xiao Dunzi was so angry that he muttered.

"How did this dead monkey inherit the dead pig-like sleep of the dun ye?"

Xiao Dunzi really couldn't help it, the pickled thing had already arrived at the back door, and if he didn't go, he was afraid that it would have to be solved on the spot.

Xiao Dunzi muttered: "It's common for me to pee my pants, I'm timid!" I'm so scared that I pee my pants at every turn, and at least it doesn't smell like anything! It is estimated that the night has also dried up, but it is also unaware, so as not to lose the face of grandma's family. What if...... Mother's mother, my grandmother! If you have to go out 800 miles against the wind and smell, won't you lose someone! Master Dun couldn't leave a handle for Zhu Bi. ”

Xiao Dunzi got up with courage, bent his waist and covered his stomach, and hurriedly slipped out of the lair.

He came under an old poplar tree and began to untie his belt.

"The more anxious you are, the more you go on a business trip, when did you tie your belt into a dead knot again?"

The more his stomach was like a needle and a knife, the more difficult his hand became, and the more the knot of the belt tightened.

I felt that the back door was about to burst open, and I was so anxious that Xiao Dunzi was sweating profusely, and while trying his best to untie his belt, he tightened his crotch and turned on the spot.

In the most dangerous second, the belt was finally unfastened.

As soon as Xiao Dunzi unbuckled his belt and squatted down, he began to pour thousands of miles.

He said to himself: "Fortunately, it is timely, it will be bad if it is slow, it will be a big problem." ”

Xiao Dunzi squatted in the open snow, only to smell the northwest wind like a ghost crying wolf, scraping his ass like a knife.

He glanced around again, it was pitch black, and he vaguely saw the shadows of the trees shaking, eerie, cold and swishing, it was so terrifying that he didn't feel his scalp tingle.

Suddenly, there was another burst of night owl calls, which were heartbreaking.

At this moment, he felt a figure behind him attack him, and then gently put a hand on his shoulder.

Xiao Dunzi looked sideways, but there was nothing on his shoulder, and then he looked back at the black hole behind him, except for the sound of the wind blowing the branches and swaying, there was not even a bird.

Xiao Dunzi just turned his head, and felt someone tap him on the shoulder, Xiao Dunzi looked sideways, and there was still nothing on his shoulder.

Xiao Dunzi wants to hold on! The wind is tight, hurry up and pull after you're done!

The more nervous he became, the more his stomach hurt, and this unlucky stomach was endless.

Suddenly he felt a stick and pestle his ass again, and this time he was even more scared.

"My mother! Is it haunted in the middle of the night? ”

Xiao Dunzi squatted on the spot and shook up, and he cried, "Who? Which ghost grandfather; Ghost Grandma has appeared? Or has my little dun occupied the holy land of which mountain god and land? If you are offended, please forgive me! Can't I clean it up when I go back? Don't blame me, I'm just a layman. ”

I only heard a "giggle...... behind me a bad laugh, this laughter was terrible, sad, and terrifying, like a night owl wailing.

was so frightened that Xiao Dunzi didn't even have time to wipe his buttocks, and forgot to mention his pants, "Dad; Mom, "Roll and crawl and run."

"Stop me, where are you going?"

At this time, I only heard a male duck shouting behind him, and the voice sounded very familiar.

The frightened little dun sat on the ground, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Zhu Bi with a mouthful of broken teeth.

In this weird late night, with the dignity of Zhu Bi, the hanged ghost, it is more terrifying than watching a horror movie.

In fact, the little dun is called Zhu Bi, and Zhu Bi has heard it a long time ago, because he is holding back the badness! So pretended not to hear.

Zhu Bi saw that Xiao Dunzi ran away with his waist covered his stomach, he lifted his breath, raised his legs and walked lightly, and people followed behind Xiao Dunzi without knowing it.

Zhu Bi's body is as light as a swallow, not to mention Xiao Dunzi, even if he is watching six ways and listening to all directions, Shan Ruoshui may not be able to detect it.

Zhu Bi saw that Xiao Dunzi had just squatted down, and he jumped on the old poplar tree behind Xiao Dunzi, and the monkey head rode on the branch and looked down.

Xiao Dunzi is a natural coward, looking back like a thief, looking sneaky.

Zhu Bixin said: "Xiao Dunzi told you to always scold me, I can't scold you, but I can scare you to death." ”

Zhu Bi began to pretend to be a ghost on the tree, first learning to bark as a night owl, but he felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger.

I came down again to pat Xiaodun on the shoulder, and after patting the "poof" I went up to the treetops again, and then came down after a while, and then went up again.

Repeated twice, I didn't think it was enjoyable, so I simply broke a branch and stabbed Xiao Dunzi's big white ass with a branch.

That's the thing, that's the way.

Xiao Dunzi knew that it was Zhu Bi who was playing tricks on him, and he was even more angry, he jumped eighteen highs.

Pointing to Zhu Bi's nose and said: "Zhu Bi, you have lacked eight lifetimes of yin virtue, you pretend to be a ghost and tease your dun master, you are too bad a buddy." ”

Zhu Bi giggled and said: "Master Dun, I didn't expect you to be so timid, you are not as bold as a woman, what kind of ghost is there in the world?" It's all about scaring yourself, but in fact, if you want to say that there are no ghosts, there are ghosts, and ghosts are in people's hearts. ”

"Do you know that people are scared to death, and the dun master is still spinning his legs and stomach!"

Zhu Bi clasped his hands together and said with a grin: "Master Dun, I was wrong, I won't take it as an example." ”

"Want to have another time?"

Xiao Dunzi touched his eyes for a while, and then squatted down again, reached out and took out straw paper and wiped his buttocks.

Then he stood up and lifted his pants, angry, and his belt was tied with a dead button.

Zhu Bi bared his teeth: "Little dunzi, look at what you have in your arms?" ”

Xiao Dunzi patted his chest disapprovingly and said, "What can you have?" ”

Xiao Dunzi's hand just patted his chest, and he said to himself: "Huh! What is it? hard-boned; Soft. ”

He reached into his clothes and touched it, and sure enough, there was something soft and hard in his arms.

He dragged it out and looked at it, and couldn't help but be shocked, and his brain suddenly sweated.

"Isn't this the embroidered shoe in the grave? When did it come to me again? Isn't this another life? I don't have a relationship with a woman, but I have a lot of fate with a female ghost! ”