Zhu Bi saw that Xiao Dunzi was about to lose his pulse, so he couldn't help but "giggle" and laughed, this laugh almost summoned the ghost.

Xiao Dunzi slapped the shiny door of his brain, waking up like a dream.

"Zhu Bi did it to you again, right? It's like picking up how cheap it is, look at the ghost you laugh at, a pair of small eyes are going to be gone, fortunately, the flesh and skin don't fit, and the flesh and skin have to grow together. ”

This Zhu Bi is indeed a great snitch, and no one even found out when he entered the tomb and took away the embroidered shoes.

What's even more amazing is that he put the embroidered shoes into Xiao Dunzi's arms, and he didn't even notice Xiao Dunzi himself.

can't help but make people wonder, is this Zhu Bi a human or a ghost? This skill is too fast, is he a ghost among people? Maybe it's a ghost among the ghosts.

In the future, you must not offend this Lei Gongzui, otherwise this living Hades will not know how he died with a knife.

Zhu Bi has two unique skills, and it can be said that he is notorious for these two unique skills.

The first unique skill is light work, and the reason why his light skill is good.

The first is talent, his bones are completely different from normal people, his bones are similar to birds, empty and light.

In addition, he is ridiculously thin, and it is no exaggeration to say that he has less than two taels of flesh on his body.

He was short, not much taller than the Eight Immortals Table.

The whole body is bent forward and backward, like a hairless wild monkey.

The legs are long and thin, like two fine hemp stalks, and the arms are longer than the knees, making them easy to escape from a gibbon.

Of course, in addition to talent, you also need to study hard and practice hard, and practice in winter; Summer practice.

Winter practice Sanjiu is not afraid of severe cold and freezing, and summer practice is not afraid of the scorching heat, only such self-torture can practice the ability to excel.

With a stone lock on his back, sandbags on his legs, a small plastic physique, and a total weight of 100 orders and 8 catties.

He often climbed mountains, climbed trees, and climbed bamboo poles with heavy loads, and he practiced for 2918 years.

After studying hard and practicing hard, look at this hairless live monkey, it is really high and high, the land is soaring, walking high-rise buildings, crossing buildings as if walking on the ground, jumping across rivers and jumping into the sea, stepping on the feet of thousands of high-rise buildings.

How high is his light skill? It is said that the snow is three feet deep.

He jumped from the top of two floors, his feet on the snow, leaving not a single footprint.

Lift your foot again and look at the soles of his shoes, which are spotless; Flakes of snow do not stick, this is the legendary snow treading without a trace.

This peculiar light skill has been lost for many years, and later reappeared in the rivers and lakes due to the advent of Zhu Bi.

Zhu Bi also often boasts: "I am the ancestor of the light martial arts, and I can catch the birdfinches flying in the sky." ”

Although most snitches are more or less light skills, compared with Zhu Bi, their light skills can be said to be insignificant.

To put it bluntly, what those people practice is not called light skills at all, it can only be regarded as high jump, just like when Sun Wukong just knew how to fly, Sun Wukong excitedly told his master.

"Master, I'll be in the clouds."

Bodhi Ancestor smiled and said to the monkey: "You are not a cloud, you can only be regarded as climbing a cloud." ”

Zhu Bi's second stunt is to explore the bag and take things, and there is a mysterious legend about Zhu Bi's pickpocketing skills.

It is rumored that some people disagreed with him, so they said: "Zhu Bi, don't you just rely on two fingers to take things out of other people's pockets?" ”

Zhu Bi patted his chest and said, "I don't rely on two fingers, I can turn the money in your pocket into my pocket." ”

The guy shook his head like a rattle and said, "I don't believe you say that the dead are alive, you have such a powerful ability, are you still human?" ”

Zhu Bi said: "You really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, and you don't die if you don't see the Yellow River!" ”

Zhu Bi asked the guy to fetch the rope and let him tie up his five flowers, and even his hands were tied up strongly.

Then Zhu Bi asked the man to walk in front of him again, and then asked him to take out the silver in his arms.

It was really evil, the man stretched out his hand and touched it for a long time, but he didn't find a shadow of silver.

Zhu Bi asked him to stretch out into his arms again, and the man actually took out a bulging purse from Zhu Bi's arms.

Someone asked, "Is this really your money?" ”

The guy said: "It's really mine, you see that this purse with silver is made by my mother-in-law, and the stitches and threads on it are embroidered with gold and copper coins, so can there be a mistake?" ”

This thing that has been rumored to be miraculous, some people firmly believe it, saying that Zhu Bi is far more powerful than this, and Zhu Bi's theft method is that the level of the thermos tied to the leg and stomach is higher than that of the "feet".

He was able to enter the Forbidden City at night in his sleep, not only stole the queen's golden hairpin, but also painted a big king eight on the face of the little emperor.

The deeds of chasing wind and shadows on the rivers and lakes to Zhu Bi are becoming more and more divine, and he almost sealed a live monkey as a god.

There are also fathers who cry and cry for their mothers, and there is a man named Wu Lao Er who borrows the strength of wine.

He said disrespectfully: "That person is the nursery hired by Zhu Bi, helping Zhu Bi to make a noise, in fact, Zhu Bi is not bullshit, otherwise how can he hide in Zhuque Mountain and be a son-in-law for others, saying that it is a son-in-law who sounds good, but in fact, he is the watchdog of Kuang Donkey, and he married a good man; Under the guise of a half-dead dead man who is not angry, you let him go to my house to steal my wife's golden hairpin, and let him draw a big king on Lao Tzu's face, show me, I will borrow his guts. ”

If you want to say that it is also evil, on the night of Wu Lao's second son, after drinking half a catty of burning knives, this guy fell asleep on the bed with his wife in his arms in a daze.

When he got up the next day, his wife looked at Wu Laoer's big horse face, laughed and said, "What are the bells and whistles on your face?" ”

Wu Lao Er got off the ground, looked in the mirror and looked at his dignity, not only was a big bastard painted on his face, but also gave him two bastards.

That is to say, two small black circles were drawn under his mouth, which was to use his mouth as a turtle butt.

Wu Lao Er burst into a rage and said, "It must have been painted on my face by your bad old woman when I was asleep." ”

Wu Laoer's wife was detained, of course, she denied it.

Wu Lao Er scolded: "Okay! You stinky woman, you thief shouting to catch a thief, you dare to make Lao Tzu poor and happy, do you say that you have a wild man? ”

Wu's stomach was full of grievances, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, sitting on the edge of the kang with his hair scattered, tears falling one by one, and he couldn't cry for a while.

Wu Lao Er continued to scold: "You howl early in the morning, look at your cloak like a ghost, I ask you where is your golden hairpin?" What about floral pants? ”

Wu looked down, when did the flower pants disappear? Then reach out and touch your hair.

Oh, my God! With long hair scattered over his shoulders, where is the golden hairpin?

"Do you have a wild man? In the middle of the night, while Lao Tzu was asleep, you stole the wild man, right? I'm afraid that Lao Tzu will wake up, and I forgot to wear the flower pants back in a hurry, did I give the golden hairpin that Lao Tzu bought for you, and also gave it to someone to make a love object? ”

The more Wu Lao Er scolded, the more angry he became, and the two of them stared at each other like bull's eyes.

He felt that he couldn't understand the hatred in his heart, waved his hand and opened his bow left and right, and slapped Wu's two big mouths.

Wu covered his red and swollen face and said bitterly, but he just sobbed, and now he can't wash it away by jumping into the Yellow River.

I thought that my old man had been drinking all year round, I was afraid that his brain was burned out, and he actually wronged himself for doing something unscrupulous, what is the meaning of living?

While crying, Wu began to look for Jin Hai on the kang, searching for flower pants, but Jin Hai and Hua pants did not turn over but turned out a note under the pillow.

Wu is the daughter of a poor family, she has never read a book, and she can't read a word, so she had to hand the note to Wu Lao Er.

Wu Lao Er took the note and took a closer look, it was written in black and white, and six sentences were written crookedly: "Enter your house tonight, take off the flower pants, and send it to the single's house. ”

When Wu heard this, he rolled on the ground and didn't give up: "You have been stabbed a thousand times, can you get into trouble if you don't talk nonsense outside?" Let people draw Wang Ba, and even my flower pants were given to the old bachelor, but I am ashamed to die, but it's a pity that my golden hairpin! It's all taken away, and you pay me back the golden hairpin. ”

At this moment, Wu Lao Er's strength was completely over, and his mind was completely clear.

He calmed down and recalled, it was true that he had spoken ill of Zhu Bi during the day today.

This Zhu Bi is not an immortal, why did he listen to it?

The more he thought about it, the more scared he became, it seemed that no one was used to this Zhu Bi, but fortunately he didn't say anything about letting Zhu Bi come and take off his head, otherwise he would have reported to Lord Yama.

Wu Lao Er may have been frightened that night, and since then he has been like a demon, not only did he not scold Zhu Bi, but praised him.

He said, "Zhu Bi is really a god! Is the moon high? Zhu Bi's grandfather can come and go freely, once he saw Zhu Bi coming down from the moon with his own eyes, holding a hairpin in his hand, which his old man took off from Chang'e in Guanghan Palace. ”

Of course, was it Zhu Bi who stole the gold hairpin that night? Maybe even Wu Lao Er himself is not sure.

This man opened his mouth and said crazy things, and he was indeed frightened.

It is said that the methods of stealing like Zhu Bi are generally taught by masters.

As the thief gains experience in stealing, his skills become more and more sophisticated.

Creative thieves will also create new stealing techniques based on their own practical experience.

The thief's art transfer process is different from other professions, not the apprentice looking for the master, but the master looking for the apprentice.

In the past, there was a saying, "If you die without complaining, if you die poor, you will not be a thief." ”

In other words, who wants to be a thief if it's not a last resort?

Therefore, the master took the initiative to look for apprentices everywhere, and the fastest and most solid period of learning was when he was a teenager, that is, he was born in a professional class.

Xiao Dunzi and Zhu Bi walked back one after the other, you and I scolded each other and walked back, and then Xiao Dunzi suddenly stopped.

Xiaodunzi braked a little urgently, and the tail lights were not turned on, so he stopped moving forward when he was cold.

Zhu Bi followed too closely, and it was too late for Zhu Bi to react, so he chased the tail with a "bang".

Zhu Bi knocked the little dun to the ground, and he pressed his whole body on it, and the little dun was pressed to the point of "choking", and he didn't come up in one breath, and he almost lost his breath.