Chapter 102: A Piece of Roast Meat Causes Trouble
Zhu Bi carried the roast meat and swayed on Biaozi's big black nose, and the fragrance soon spread.
I saw Biaozi's big nose moving, and his long tongue sticking out of his mouth, licking his big thick lips.
His Adam's apple kept squirming, swallowing saliva, too much saliva for a while, and soon a line of water flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
Through the light of the moon and the snow, his entire chest hair could be seen glistening with saliva.
may have been accidental, or it may have been done by Zhu Bi on purpose, and the roast meat suddenly touched Biaozi's big black nose.
"Hmm-"
Biaozi woke up after a quiet sound, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was a huge piece of roast meat, and the surface of the meat was still bubbling with oil.
Biao Zi just opened his huge mouth to bite the meat, but the roast meat that reached his mouth was quickly dragged back by Zhu Bi.
"Biaozi, come over and roast meat for you."
Zhu Bi shook the roast meat again, turned around and ran outside the firewood room.
Xiao Dunzi was behind Zhu Bi's buttocks, shook two small short legs, and ran out of the firewood room after him.
"Give me meat...... Give me ...... meat."
Biaozi didn't forget to put on his clothes at this time, he picked up the sack pieces on the ground casually, and put them on his body haphazardly.
"Meat Meat...... Give me a ...... of meat."
Biaozi shouted and chased out, because the smell of roast meat was too fragrant and too attractive, so Biaozi chased after him, and even forgot to take his weapon that he never left.
Zhu Bi ran in front like a live monkey, he didn't run fast, but kept a certain distance from Biaozi, not only to prevent the "big stupid bear" from catching up, but also to let him see the roast meat.
Zhu Bi turned around and shook the roast meat in his hand as he ran, which was used to lure Biaozi to take the bait.
Biaozi has recently gained a lot of fat, his body has become more clumsy, and he was a little hungry from being seduced by roast meat, so he chased after him with his bare feet for a while, and he was so tired that he was weak.
"Meat for me, and I want to eat meat...... Fragrant ......"
Biaozi is still chasing behind; While shouting roughly.
Xiao Dunzi is even more bad at running, he has long been left behind Biaozi.
Zhu Bi is worthy of being a live monkey, not only is his body dexterous and his mind more flexible, but he is so flexible that he is bubbling up to the point where the water is like a spring.
He doesn't take the flat and spacious avenue, where the potholes and twists and turns, he deviates.
Zhu Bi's small eyes were rolling around as he was running, and he saw an old tree leaning diagonally diagonally.
The distance between the main trunk and the ground is very low, and it seems that only a big black dog can be drilled over, Zhu Bi's eyes blinked, and bad water came out again.
He first turned and jumped to the sloping tree, he was scrawny and very short, like a monkey cub, and he bowed his head a little, and he got under the sloping tree.
said that it was too late, and Biaozi also arrived, and his two eyes were only focused on the roast meat, and he didn't see a leaning tree in front of him.
Biaozi continued to run at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles, only to hear a "click", and Biaozi smashed the leaning tree with his flesh.
He actually divided the thick trunk of the bowl into three parts, and the stupid bear's rough skin and thick flesh were unharmed, and he didn't even stop for half a minute, and followed Zhu Bi directly.
Xiao Dunzi followed Biaozi and came to the tree, but his stupid winter melon was unlucky! He sprinted away at eighty paces.
But he stepped on the half-cut wood with one foot, and his whole body slipped and fell directly to the ground.
can imagine how bad the fall was, knocking out half of his front teeth, not to mention, and gnawing on a mouthful of wild dog shit.
Xiao Dunzi only felt that his eyes were full of stars, and the sky was dark in front of him, and he almost fainted.
His "click, click" mouth is even more smelly.
He wiped his mouth with his hand and looked up through the faint starlight.
"Ahh Bah! ”
It turned out to be this pickled thing, and I couldn't help but make this guy vomit.
Xiao Dunzi was so angry for a while that he couldn't help but scold: "Mother's mother's, grandma's, what's the matter?" But it stinks to death. ”
The biaozi in front of him is still chasing the live monkey! It's a big stupid bear like Biaozi.
Even ten hairy real monkeys may not be able to catch up with this hairless fake monkey.
Zhu Bi wanted to make fun of Biaozi and vent his anger for Xiao Dunzi, so he didn't get rid of Biaozi and let him follow.
Zhu Bi felt that it was enough to tire Biaozi, so he stopped, threw the hemp rope in his hand, and threw the whole piece of roast pork forward.
The big roast meat flew towards the black place, and the big stupid bear was really red-eyed.
"Give me meat, I want to eat meat......"
He strode out in a few strides, lunging forward and reaching out to grab the roast meat flying in the air.
Zhu Bi stood there with a smile and watched the big stupid bear go to roast the meat, thinking to himself! Biaozi, you are a big fool, this time you will fall on a big horse, and when you lie on the ground, I will pounce on you and hit the hammer.
At this time, the unlucky little dun also arrived, and the little dun held on to the trunk of the tree and gasped for a long time.
He asked, "What about Biaozi?" ”
Zhu Bi covered his nose: "You have eaten stinky tofu, why is your mouth so stinky?" ”
Xiao Dunzi spat and wiped his mouth with his sleeve.
The airbag said, "Phew! Sensei mentioned, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, Sensei said this, let me ask you what about Biaozi? ”
Zhu Bi pointed to the dark place in front of him and said, "He's over there!" This fool must not be able to get up after falling. ”
Xiao Dunzi bared his teeth: "Go over, let's see what kind of bear he has fallen." ”
Zhu Bi led the way in front, Xiao Dunzi followed behind, and the second bad walked to the dark place.
Xiao Dunzi scolded and scolded: "The dead monkey is getting darker and darker, and he can't see the road clearly, where is there a biaozi here?" You're not fooling you, are you? ”
"Don't worry! He's right ahead, don't believe you, look at the ......"
Before Zhu Bi's words were finished, he disappeared in front of Xiao Dunzi's eyes.
Xiao Dunzi was so frightened that he immediately stopped, and he rubbed his eyes.
"Zhu Bi, where are you hiding? Don't pretend to be a ghost to scare you. ”
"Little Dunzi save me, Dun Ye ......"
Xiao Dunzi heard Zhu Bi's cry for help coming from below, and he cautiously took two small steps forward.
This frightened Xiao Dunzi, and there was an abyss under his feet.
The cliffs that are brushed together look like they were sawn with a saw.
Standing on the edge of the cliff and looking down, the black hole under the cliff is bottomless.
In addition to the small dun who is not tall and has a fear of heights, he sat on the ground with weak legs, leaving only two eyes to look down.
The little dun sat on the ground like chaff, and his face turned green with fright.
He said to himself: "This Zhu Bi is not a live monkey, even if it is a real live monkey, its ancestor Sun Wukong will not be able to live if he is reincarnated." Zhu Bi must be crushed now, poor Zhu Bi! I don't even have a whole corpse left, it's all my fault! ”
Xiao Dunzi stretched his neck to the bottom of the cliff and shouted at the top of his voice: "Zhu Bi! Oh my good brother! Don't be afraid, you go slowly! Master Dun will go with you. ”
The little mound was about to fall off the cliff as he crawled, but this timid fellow just poked his head down and shrank back.
Xiao Dunzi thought to himself: "No, it hurts to fall like this, and besides, my little Dunzi hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet!" If this falls to death, won't my family cut off the incense and waste my good genes in vain, and how much loss will it cause to the country? For the big picture, I can't die. ”
Xiao Dunzi was shaken, and gave himself a perfect explanation, that is, he was afraid of wasting his good genes.
Xiao Dunzi lay on the ground and rushed to the bottom of the cliff, and shouted by his neck: "Zhu Bi! Dead monkey, today next year is your death day, you can go with confidence! I take care of your wife and children, your son is my son, and your daughter-in-law is my daughter-in-law, no! Friend's wife, you can't be polite, your daughter-in-law is still your daughter-in-law. I will definitely give you more paper money to burn during the New Year's holidays, and I will find a good papermaker when I go back, and then tie a beautiful big girl for you, and give you a secret marriage, so as not to be lonely and lonely in the underworld. ”
Don't look at the usual small dunzi with no obstruction, in fact, he is also a person with a personality, and he attaches great importance to feelings.
He cried as he spoke, and almost cried out of breath.
He also scratched some dead leaves under the tree, lit them with a fire fold, and burned them when the paper money was burned.
"Fat-winter melon, you hurry up and pull me."
The little dun was burning dead leaves, and his mouth was constantly "chattering", and suddenly there was an intermittent sound from the bottom of the cliff.
"Oh, my dear mother! Mother's mother, skinny monkey, your grandmother's, are you still unsettled, or what? ”
Xiao Dunzi was so frightened that he got up and turned around to run, but because of the excessive fright, the two little short legs were as soft as noodles, and he couldn't take a step for a while.
"Zhu Bi, you don't blame me for your death! It's all up to you. You jumped off the cliff yourself, and I didn't push it down for you. Why are you coming back to me with a haunted ghost? Besides, the third phase hasn't burned yet, so you're here to ask for your life? You're getting a ghost fast enough. ”
"Come back, don't run, I'm not dead."
The more scared Xiao Dunzi was, the more the two little short legs refused to obey the call, and he couldn't run if he wanted to.
"Poof" he simply lay down, craned his neck to look down.
Two green lights suddenly appeared from under the cliff, and the ugly ghost below blinked his small eyes and bared his teeth and smiled.
This smile is more terrifying than a ghost, everything around him is black, just the white of his teeth, rolling his big white eyes, baring his broken teeth, and "giggling".
Frightened, beads of sweat came out of the little dunzi, but fortunately he had already seen it, otherwise he would have been scared.
"Wow"
Like a ghost, a black shadow tumbled from the bottom of the cliff to the back of the small pier.
The snow flakes on the black shadow fell on Xiao Dunzi's neck, pulling out the cold.
The little dun shrank his neck from the cold, but Zhu Bi sat on the ground with his buttocks, his head drooping, and he was silent.
Xiao Dunzi let out a long sigh and asked, "Zhu Bi, you're not dead?" I thought you went to report to Lord Yama? I ask you, what about Xiong Biaozi? ”
Zhu Bi pouted his teeth, patted his thighs, sighed for a long time, and was annoyed in every way.