Chapter 103: The Scholarship of Names
Zhu Bi sat on the ground for a long time without saying a word, and his tears fell down.
"Are you talking? What about Biaozi? ”
Zhu Bi coughed and sighed and said, "Biaozi is dead and has fallen off the cliff." ”
Xiao Dunzi stared at the round eyes and reached out to grab Zhu Bi's clothes.
He yelled, "What did you say? Didn't you fall down too? Isn't it okay? Why did he die? Did you see him really dead? ”
"I'm me, he's him, he's stupid, I'm stupid, although I didn't see him die, but do you think everyone is a monkey? Don't forget he's a big stupid bear, it's no wonder if he doesn't die! The cliff is bottomless, and it's strange that Biaozi's weight of four or five hundred pounds falls and doesn't fall and fart! I tried to find it after I went down, and I climbed down for a long time, and I didn't touch it for a long time, and I thought he must be broken. ”
Xiao Dunzi slapped his thigh and said, "Isn't this a trouble?" I hate Biaozi, but I won't kill him, right? That biao has no tendons, no bad intentions at all, and it's a pity that he died like this. Monkey, I ask you, you have to be truthful, do you say that you already knew that there was this cliff? Did you deliberately design to kill Biaozi? ”
Zhu Bi listened to Xiao Dunzi's complaints, and he stood up from the snow with a "whoosh".
jumped eight high, pointed to Xiao Dunzi's nose and replied: "Xiao Dunzi, what do you think?" Is my Zhu Bi that kind of person? I want to know that there is a cliff, can I fall down myself? I'm sad about Biaozi's death! What can I do? ”
Zhu Bi stomped his feet and squatted on the ground, holding his head with both hands and scratching it indiscriminately.
The brothers regretted Biaozi's accident, it has become a fait accompli, and everything is irreparable.
Xiao Dunzi proposes to build a tomb for Biaozi, although the body can't be found, let his soul have a home!
In the icy and snowy season, I can only use snow to build a grave, and soon a large grave bag is built with snow.
Zhu Bi cut a piece with a short knife to set up a tombstone, carved "The Tomb of Biaozi" on the tombstone, and found some pine branches and wicker for sacrifice, and the two sincerely bowed down.
These two bad things are thieves with weak hearts, and they kneel in front of the grave for a long time to self-examine.
"Biaozi! My Hu Ye, you have a spirit in the sky, don't blame our brothers, brothers just want to joke with you, I didn't expect you to fall off the cliff in a short life, you go to separate yin and yang, you reincarnate early! Remember to reincarnate in the womb, but don't be a bear, we will give you a lot of paper money during the New Year's holidays, you will always be lonely, we will find a better papermaker, according to the appearance of the Yanma to give you a daughter-in-law to burn. You don't have to worry about us, so you won't have to come back to visit our brothers, Xiao Dunzi and Zhu Bi knelt down. ”
The two of them were sincere enough, kowtowing like a chicken chattering rice, and each of them knocked out a purple bag the size of a duck's egg on their foreheads, which was more ruthless than when his father Lao Tzu died.
After the ceremony, the two discussed again.
Xiao Dunzi pouted and said: "No one is allowed to tell what happened tonight, if you let the starling know that we killed Biaozi, although it is a manslaughter, then the starling will not be able to spare the lives of our brothers!" ”
"Put your heart in your belly! I won't say anything about killing me. ”
"If you can't die, you say it's right?"
Zhu Bi shook his head like a rattle: "I didn't mean that." ”
The two brothers tossed for half a night before they sneaked back unconsciously, and pretended to sleep when they entered the house.
Fortunately, although Zhu Bi tossed and turned for a long time, there was still a rumour.
The coward and the little dun were so scared that he couldn't sleep, as soon as he closed his eyes, he was stupid and black, and when he closed his eyes, he was smirking, and his black blind face was always swaying in front of him.
He woke up just about to fall asleep, and almost shouted several times, he didn't sleep all night, and finally it was dawn.
Since then, Xiao Dunzi has had nightmares for several nights, either dreaming that Biaozi fell and his brain burst, or dreaming that he was looking for his life like a blood gourd.
"Xiao Dunzi is still here...... Little dun, you're going to get a thousand cuts. ”
Biao Zi bared two big yellow scorched teeth, stretched out two black hands the size of a pu fan and grabbed Xiao Dunzi's neck, and Xiao Dunzi struggled desperately.
"Don't...... Help me...... Grandpa Xiong's little pier is wrong. ”
In the end, he was about to suffocate before he woke up, and when he woke up, he was covered in a cold sweat, stretched out his hand and slapped himself hard, and found that there was still pain, only to know that he was still alive.
It turned out that I just had a nightmare, and I couldn't help but sigh: "It's good to be alive!" ”
Such a nightmare lasted for several days, and the torture made it difficult for Xiao Dunzi to sleep and eat, his eyes were straight, his sockets were blue, his cheeks were sunken, and he lost ten pounds, until one day......
The next day, when he had breakfast, he found that Biaozi did not come, so Suoba asked Xiao Dunzi to go to the firewood room to find Biaozi.
Xiao Dunzi naturally knew that Biaozi was not in the firewood room, so he had to pretend not to know, pretended to go around the firewood room, and came back to report that he did not find Biaozi.
Suo Ba said suspiciously: "This biaozi has never walked around, where can he go?" ”
Xiao Dunzi said with a deflated stomach: "Maybe the black blind man is homesick, go back to see him Laozi, a person with developed limbs and a simple mind, and say goodbye without saying goodbye, which is also understandable." ”
Zhu Bi echoed the male duck and said: "Master Dun has a point, yesterday I saw him with his head down and sullen, I asked him what's wrong?" He said that he missed his father, and he probably slipped back. ”
Soba said to the crowd, "So be it! After breakfast, everyone went out separately to look for it, and it was best to go together if you were not familiar with the place, so as to take care of each other, and remember to return to the inn immediately after finding someone. ”
Xiao Dunzi asked, "What if the starling can't find it?" ”
Suo Ba thought for a while and said, "If you can't find it, you have to come back before lunch, so let's talk about it then!" ”
At this moment, an eleven or twelve-year-old child ran in from outside, and the doll was very solid.
The child is covered in black pimples and has a crooked peach on his head.
Those who have crooked peaches on their heads are sick or cry at night.
"Peach" is the same as "peach", which means that you can escape all disasters, and the child will grow up smoothly.
When the child grows to a certain age, the crooked peach will no longer have to stay, and there are different opinions on whether it will work or not, and the benevolent will see the wise and the wise!
Seeing that the doll was very likable, Suo Ba called him to his side.
"When you go out to play, child, if you see the big uncle from yesterday, you can bring him back! I'll buy you candy to eat when the time comes. ”
"Okay!"
The child happily agreed, and jumped up and down to Shan Ruoshui's side.
He blinked at the handsome Taoist priest in front of him with big eyes.
Shan Ruoshui noticed that the child cast a strange look at him, and he was very curious.
So he asked, "What's your name?" ”
The doll wiped her big snot with her sleeve and said in a childish voice: "Uncle, my name is Wu Chao." He pointed to the shopkeeper and said, "He's my daddy." ”
Xiao Dunzi asked in surprise: "Isn't his surname Song?" You are his son, why is his surname Wu? ”
At this time, Pi Niangniang came over with a twist and explained: "His father Song Ren came to my house upside down, and he had to renew the incense for our old Wu family according to the rules, so he followed my surname." ”
Shan Ruoshui asked, "When was this doll born?" Just tell me the hour. ”
Pi Niangniang replied while wiping the table: "He was born in Hai Shi." ”
Shan Ruoshui rubbed the crooked peach on Wu Chao's head with his hand, nodded and said: "The ancients said, 'If the name is not right, the word is not good', there are men who are not called heaven; People born at the time of Hai can not be named after the word "super", this word meets the people of Hai when they are fierce, the anger is very heavy, I am afraid that the doll is not good, with all due respect, this name is called, not many calamities, it will be short-lived. ”
When Pi Niangniang heard this, her face turned white with fright, and the rags in her hands fell to the ground.
She said in a panic: "I'll say it! Since the birth of this child, although he has grown sturdy, but there is no small illness and he is constantly sick, and he is crying and making trouble at night, and he is forced to find Daxian to see, Daxian wrote down a yellow charm, let it be pasted on the tree, and it is not good, crying every night is still not stopped, Dao Ye, what do you say can be done? This is the only seedling of our old Wu family! Ask Dao Ye to give me a way to crack it? ”
Shan Ruoshui asked, "Let me ask you, what kind of yellow fu is written by the Great Immortal?" ”
Pi Niangniang gestured: "It's such a big piece of yellow paper, which reads, 'The sky is yellow, the ground is yellow, there is a noisy night man in my family, the walking gentleman reads it three times, and sleeps until dawn." 'Daxian said to stick the yellow charm on the big tree on the side of the road, and the passer-by recited it three times is equivalent to exorcising evil spirits to the child, and the child will be fine, but it still doesn't work, or the sky will make trouble as soon as it gets dark, what do you say? ”
Shan Ruoshui said: "Change your name!" ”
Pi Niangniang pulled Wu Chao and instructed the child: "Quickly kneel down for the Dao Master and beg the Dao Master to give him a name." ”
The child was obedient, knelt in front of Shan Ruoshui with weak knees, and kowtowed, Shan Ruoshui got up and helped the child up.
"Don't do that." Shan Ruoshui pondered for a moment and said: "If there is nothing, there is nothing, and there is no need to have it, how about you call Wu Ziyou?" I promise that you will grow up healthy from now on, and you will be safe and secure in the future, whether you are rich or rich. ”
Pi Niangniang saw that her beloved son had such a good name, and she was grateful to Shan Ruoshui.
Since receiving the favor of Shan Ruoshui, he has been extremely enthusiastic about everyone, and he prepared wine and food early.
After everyone finished breakfast, they all arranged according to Suoba, two in a group; The three of them went out to look for Biaozi.
In the past, Suo Ba would be followed by Xiao Dunzi, but today is a special case, Xiao Dunzi said that he wanted to go to the northeast, so he would not accompany Starling.
Xiao Dunzi pulled Zhu Bi, and the two of them disappeared when they went out.
Maybe the fish is looking for fish, the shrimp is looking for shrimp, the turtle is looking for Wang Ba, they smell the same, or they are looking for people who are in a hurry, right? It is not surprising that he forgot about his starling brother outside the clouds.
However, Suo Ba, who was kept in the dark, how did he know the flowery intestines in Xiao Dunzi's heart!
The northeast direction is where Biaozi fell off the cliff, and the two brothers trotted all the way to the cliff.
When they arrived at the edge of the cliff, they pulled down the tombstone and threw it off the cliff, and in a panic, they bulldozed the large grave bag made of snow, and the two sat on the ground back to back and panted.
"It's not that Biaozi doesn't leave you a grave bag, it's just that I'm afraid that the starling brother will see it, and he will know that you were killed by our brothers by mistake, and he has to peel our skin alive."
"Yes! Biaozi, you're dead, don't bother our brothers, anyway, we can meet sooner or later, and after a hundred years, I'll go down and apologize to you. ”
"Skinny monkey, do you think Biaozi is dead or not? Why don't you go down and look for it? ”
"Master Dun! What the hell do you think? Do you want me to fall to my death so that you can be happy? Biaozi must be dead, we don't have to be afraid, you and I know about it, you don't say it; I don't say, the ghosts don't know. ”
"Don't always mention ghosts, last night I closed my eyes and was a biaozi, and the bear monster was like a blood gourd asking me to pay for my life, my mother! It scared me to death, and I'm scared to think about it now. ”
"You're a, what's the hell? You are purely weak-minded, shouting ghosts and catching ghosts, scaring yourself. ”
When the two brothers were chatting, they heard someone shouting in a bad voice: "Help! Tigers are going to eat people......"