Chapter 125: I'll Smaug Die... (Commuter Pass Plus Update)
The feeling of riding on the head of a giant dragon is more exciting than riding a roller coaster.
The wind blowing in the face, the sudden turning and setback, if the heart is not good, I am afraid that people will be scared out of the disease.
Fortunately, Townsen's ability to bear it was okay, and the seat and seat belt that he embodied himself were also very strong, and after the initial discomfort, he had begun to get used to it.
The only thing I can't get used to is that Smaug has too many words.
"Although I have surrendered to you, I am also a great dragon, standing at the apex of Middle-earth, in front of those humble ants, why do you have to give me a little face?"
Smaug's voice mingled with the sound of the wind into Townese's ears, and Townsend turned a deaf ear.
"You see those Orcs, they are so vulnerable in front of me, speaking of which, my ancestors and Orcs are still in the same camp, although I completely despise these soulless scum, but the dragon has never attacked Orc."
"It's all because of your orders, isn't this worth rewarding?"
"I don't want much, you can give me half of the wealth that originally belonged to my lonely mountain."
"Why don't you ignore me? A third is fine. ”
"Those lowly dwarves don't need so much wealth at all, they will only waste it, as long as you open your mouth, they will definitely serve it with both hands, if you don't want to, I will spray them to death, and we will be the lord of the mountain together, how about it?"
"I wouldn't have been able to sleep without those gold coins, and if I did, I would have had a hard time."
"Master, you don't want to see your loyal and powerful servant die of insomnia, do you?"
"Hello?"
Tang Sen couldn't help but take a deep breath, and then he was poured into his mouth by the wind, almost not gasping for breath, he roared angrily: "You have already turned around twice on the lonely mountain, if you don't go down, I will let you taste the feeling of your heart being choked again!" ”
“.”
"You didn't say I had to go down." Smaug muttered, heartily dropping his figure from Erebo's doorway.
The plains, once inhabited by dense dark creatures, were no longer visible to the Orcs, who had either fled in the direction of the Misty Mountains or headed towards the Great Dense Forest.
Shalin is leading the dwarves in a feast.
The curse on their bodies was finally lifted, and each of them was eager to fill every inch of space in their stomachs.
Seeing Tang Sen coming, Sha Lin brought over a pot of broth with a smile on his face, and said, "Taste it, I made it for you to thank you, and I didn't give it to anyone else who wanted to eat it." ”
Tang Sen looked at the pot of green broth, and then at the other dwarves who were only looking at this side with their spare eyes, and decisively rejected Shalin.
If I'm not mistaken, Sharin's craft seems to dislike even dogs.
"After eating, we have to go." He took a slice of buttered bread in his hand, "I don't know about the situation in the Iron Hills, but the dwarves there are our capital against Mordor, and they must not be consumed here." ”
The fluffy bread and the sweetness of the butter made Townsend squint his eyes.
How long has it been since you eaten?
Is eating such a wonderful thing?
He couldn't help but grab a few more slices of bacon on the table and roast them with the best dwarves.
The supplies were too abundant, after all, since the Trolls Jungle, the food in the team had only been eaten by the two brothers Gandalf and Chili.
"Lord of the Iron Hills, Dain Ironfoot, he is Thorin's minion, and I don't think he will be happy to hear of Thorin's death." Bahrain Road.
"You're saying he won't welcome us?" Townsend Road.
"The duel at Erebe, the traveler, although there is a testimony of Turin, it is true that Shalin has no royal blood, and it is" He glanced at Shalin, who was drinking his craft with a broken face, "Female." ”
"This is an example that has never been seen before, and the dwarves of the Iron Hills probably won't agree with the outcome of that duel as much as we do."
"The Lonely Mountain does not need the identity of the Iron Hills, and the people of the Blue Mountains can relocate back." Chili said, "Since we have acknowledged Sharin, we must defend our king with everything. ”
He is a dwarf with royal blood who was conquered by Salin, and he does have a say in this matter.
"Don't worry about that." Tang Sen spoke, "Believe Shalin, she can make you agree, and the other dwarves can also agree. ”
The three of them looked at Sha Lin, who had a bitter face, swallowed a mouthful of soup with difficulty, and looked at each other blankly.
"What are you talking about?"
She held up the pot of soup, "Want some?" ”
“.” All three of them turned their gaze back at the same time.
"If it's just to save Iron Hills, it's enough for me to take Smaug with me, but your role is crucial." "I need to convince the Lord of the Iron Hills to send troops to Mordor, and even to assemble a strong cavalry. ”
"Dain Ironfoot has a very short temper, and it is difficult for him to accept proposals unless he is a relative." "He may be willing to send troops in the face of the dark enemy, but he will never let Shalin, or you, interfere with his army," Barin said. ”
"Even with the dragon's deterrence, it won't work."
"What if it's Mithril?" Tang Sen said, "If I give him eight hundred sets of Mithril full-body armor, even including the armor of the mount, will he be tempted?" ”
"Eight hundred?" All the dwarves looked over.
"Like the one you lent us before?" Bahrain opened his mouth wide.
"The premise is that he is willing to make Shalin the commander of that cavalry, and that all cavalry accept the curse of immortality." Townsend said, "Can you imagine that scene?" The undead dwarves clad in Mithril armor are invincible in the land of Mordor, and any enemy will be crushed by the torrent of Mithril. ”
The dwarves' eyes glowed with silvery fantasies.
"Turin is on top. If it was such a cavalry, I am afraid that even the dragon would not be able to stop it. ”
"Fart!" A dragon's roar sounded beside him: "Nothing can stop the great Smaug!" ”
Only then did the dwarves realize that there was a dragon next to them.
Okay, that cavalry might have been a little short of dealing with the dragons, but that didn't stop the dwarves from feeling excited when they imagined the scene.
"Traveler, no dwarf can refuse such a condition!" Bahrain vowed to say, "I mean, let me be one of them, if I can!" ”
"I'm the same!" The other dwarves responded.
"Then I'm relieved." Tang Sen smiled, "Everything that can be solved with Mithril is a trivial matter. ”
"After all, I only have a little Mithril that I can handle, except for an annoying dragon."
“.” The dwarves had complicated complexions.
Is this human talk?
At this moment, a huge tongue suddenly rolled over, and the dwarves sitting at the table were licked with ambergris, and all the food on the table was swept away.
"Well, it's not enough to stuff your teeth, and it smells of dwarves." Smaug pursed his lips and commented.
All the dwarves glared angrily.
Tang Sen slowly stood up, his face gloomy.
Smaug froze.
"I mean," it shrank back, "I haven't eaten in a long time, so you can't let me work hungry, can you?" ”
"The Orcs and trolls here are all over the mountains, and they go to forage for food on their own." Townsend said unceremoniously.
"Oak. It smelled of decay, and the trolls were still chewing a little, but the taste was similar to that of stone. ”
Tang Sen was speechless, this dragon has really eaten?
"It would be nice if you could give me ten ponies, or live cows, and maybe a few sheep." Smaug said earnestly.
"Then it depends on whether Iron Hills is willing to entertain us." Tang Sen didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, and said, "Okay, we can get ready to go." ”
"Wait, we need to seal the gates of Erebo first!" Sha Lin hurriedly said: "There is the wealth of the lonely mountain in there, in case it is stolen by others."
"Oak won't dare to come back here anytime soon." Townsend Road.
"And the humans and elves." "Especially the elves, who have coveted the Lonely Mountain for a long time. ”
"They won't, and they won't dare." "Strictly speaking, this wealth is the spoils of war that I plundered from Smaug, but I don't need it. ”
"Whoever takes even a single gold coin will be able to smell it and make him pay the price."
Smaug: "."
The heart wrapped in Mithril seemed to be starting to hurt again.
"That makes sense." Shalin then nodded: "Iron Hill is not far from here, if we are faster, we will be able to arrive before dark." ”
"Don't bother." Townsend said, "Smaug is fast. ”
Smaug: "??? ”
"What do you mean?" It stood up abruptly and looked at Townsend in shock: "Are you going to let these lowly, filthy dwarves ride on my back?" ”
"You're big enough." Tang Sen said as a matter of course: "A few dwarves must be able to bear it." ”
"What do you think of me!"
"Carriage?"
Smaug roared, "I'm a dragon! The noblest and greatest creature of Middle-earth! ”
"No one is qualified to ride on me. Of course, except for my master, I mean, even if I, Smaug, were to die, I would never let these damn dwarves climb on my back. ”
(End of chapter)