Chapter 022: Teacher Liu has become a eunuch!
Gao Xiaoyi was already red-eyed: "NND little fart child is so excited, he wants to fly rhythm!" Did you take the medicine that your dad used to take at night!? So fierce? ”
"Hahahaha...... This is the demeanor of the 5th class of the third year of high school. This time it was a death, but this is also the style of class 5. ”
"Shut up the old lady!"
Xie Dapeng didn't know that Xuan Ying'er was standing by his side.
In the face of Xie Dapeng's disdain, how could Xuan Ying'er let Xie Dapeng in front of her be humiliated at will!?
Xie Dapeng is the NO.1 in Go in Class 1 of the third year of high school, and he also pasted Xuan Ying'er like a plaster, and after being beaten three times by Qin Jian, he changed from a cheetah to an inferior dog.
In fact, it is not the same as the 5th class of the third year of high school, and it is incompatible with Qin Jian!
How could Qin Jian have the heart to understand Dapeng now.
Now is the most important thing to find a way to deal with the current uncontrollable situation.
The situation is out of control for others, but everything is in my heart, and there is a key to the move: there is nothing in life that I Qin Jian can't do, and there is no head that can't be shaved under the razor of labor and management!
He glanced at Dapeng with contempt, then turned around and suddenly stretched out his hand and snatched the game that had been recorded.
"Let me see, why is Gao Xiaoyi so good today? In the past two weeks, he has beaten He Yiming twice, and he is already famous, but something big happened here. ”
He spent a minute carefully reading the chess game, and suddenly said loudly to Gao Xiao:
"Little one, why did I suddenly find out that Xie Yuliang is playing Go, and you are playing backgammon with him!?"
After hearing this, Gao Xiaoyi was secretly happy in his heart: Brother Jian still has a way, MMD in front of Brother Jian, I should be called 'Dasha'.
"yes, I played backgammon with him! Could it be that he is playing Go? This is good, the two of them compared for a long time...... It's not the same kind of project! ”
There was an uproar around: this is good, two people playing chess together. One is playing against the opponent according to the rules of Go, while the other is playing backgammon, how can this be played? Can't play. In other words, the road is facing the sky and each side is on one side, and any kind of chaos may occur.
Xie Yuliang stood up menacingly, and was not afraid to face Qin Jian, the old lai:
"It's been playing for a long time, and it's actually played according to backgammon, who are you fooling? This chessboard is open and take a look, if white is playing backgammon, why do these two white pieces make two eyes! Does backgammon need to be eyed? ”
Qin Jian smiled lightly when he heard this: "You don't need to be eye-catching, but there are no rules in the rules of backgammon, and there is a space on the chessboard." ”
The squad leader stole seven cigarettes: "If you play backgammon, MD black...... 1、2、3、4、5…… It's already 9 pieces in a row!? ”
"Five sons together is victory, and nine sons are connected...... You're still connected, it's so cute! ”
Gao Xiaoyi hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and his mouth was still tough:
"The more I say, the more I don't understand. It turned out that it was Go, and if I was not mistaken, I played Go...... With your Go level, I can give you eight bombs, uncle! ”
"You cheat! I can't afford to lose!! The two children spoke in unison.
How could Xie Dapeng give up the opportunity to expose Qin Jian's character.
"They are not very old, Qin Jian, Gao Xiaoyi, you use this kind of adult ghost skills to play with children...... Ha ha...... Aren't you afraid that the flowers of the motherland will die of wind and frost and lead your soul astray?
Put the flowers of the Motherland ...... Bring it to the grave, this kind of thing can only be done by you in the 5th class of the third year of high school, because other people's skin is never so thick! ”
"Xie Dapeng, don't play with a big rope in your crotch -! Is it worth talking about virtue for people like you? Last semester, you spent more than four months stealing more than 120 brand new bikes from school, an average of one a day.
If it weren't for your father's wealth, power, and Xie Dapeng, it seems that you should be living there now. ”
In the face of such an insult, Xie Dapeng showed a little pity, like eating 8 bitter gourds, so he changed his tone:
"Most of the bikes that were lost last year were taken by me. But I had already learned my lesson, changed my face, and became a good person again. ”
"There is no cure."
"Can you put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground? Can't I be a human again? And our Xie family is a big family......"
"Big families have big eggs!"
Xie Dapeng actually smiled honestly, it was by no means the generosity of a big family, and his language was low-key with inferiority:
"Even if I have a thousand bad faults, I will forever lose the opportunity to be a good person or an honest person? What if it was possible? Judging from the philosophical aspect alone, it's not right, there are two sides to everything, right? ”
Xuan Ying'er, who was standing on the side, was a little confused: This Xie Dapeng actually talked about philosophy? This person, who has always spoken with his fists, seems to be a weak scholar today...... What the hell is this? What kind of pit is again?
"It's all scattered, it's all scattered! Today's chess game is that the two sides have made a mistake in the rules of the game, and the donkey's lips are not in the horse's mouth. The first grade of class 5 is a game master, maybe he slept less last night, and today his brain is confused, and the child has only one tendon in his brain...... Today's misunderstanding, you can not believe me, but you must not doubt Qin Jian's character. ”
Xuan Ying'er wondered: How could Xie Dapeng help Qin Jian speak?
She looked at it, and it turned out that Qin Jian's big hand was pinching Xie Dapeng's pants!?
Qin Jian was very worried that Xie Dapeng would take the opportunity to damage Class 5 of the third year of high school and slander his good friend Gao Xiaoyi, who was already in the crowd, and pinched the inconvenient part of understanding Dapeng: If nm doesn't know how to advance and retreat and corrupt Class 5 of the third year of high school, I will pinch you to death!
Leaving Class 3 of the second year of junior high school, Xie Dapeng leaned against the wall and returned to his classroom.
Qin Jian's hand monkey picking peaches not only scared him so much that he didn't dare to move, but also because of the conditioned reflex, his legs were not good, and he wanted to cramp.
Gao Xiaoyi knew that Qin Jian knew that Qin Jian knew Dapeng, and the next one was himself. He shouldn't have come to Class 3 of the second year of junior high school to show off today, so the mistakes were caused by himself.
Before class that afternoon, there was explosive news:
The head teacher, Mr. Liu, has undergone sterilization surgery! Take a week off.
At one time, the entire class of 5 classes was detonated.
"Teacher Liu has become a eunuch."
"No, Teacher Liu may want to "practice the Sunflower Treasure Book"!
"Okay, Mr. Liu has gone from a big man, from 'having a kind' to becoming a 'non-seed', and his psychology has also been trained and sublimated."
"The one who solves the leakage of Dapeng's yang qi and jumps up and down all day should also be sterilized, and something will happen sooner or later."
The next morning, the fifth class of the third year of high school.
The class bell had already ringed, but there was no teacher to come to class. Teacher Liu was castrated, and the school should arrange a substitute teacher. A quarter of an hour passed, and the people in the classroom were even more irritable.
"We don't even have a single hair, and the school may have planned to give us up a long time ago!"
"They give up on us, but we must not give up our flower-like years! What a coincidence, Lao Tzu brought mahjong today, who will make a hand? Let's play for a dollar, and if you play big, it's a gambler! And we also want good goods study, day day up."
Fan Xiping's English level is the same as the first grade of junior high school students, and he can't get into the top ten.