Chapter 023: The Principal Comes to Substitute Teaching

As soon as the mahjong here began, the smell of pig's trotters came from the classroom. It was Shi Xiangxia who shouted, and announced his harvest in a high-profile manner while greeting:

"Did you drink anything? I touched a bottle of Hengshui Lao Baigan from my father's hotel, as well as a grilled chicken, two pig's trotters, Qin Jian, come and drink two taels...... The school is too closed, and it's clearly canned meat!

Girls don't come! lest you be bullied by drinking too much......"

Qin Jian took the wine bottle, took two big mouthfuls in one go, took a pig's trotter and prepared to eat, and the principal Zhang Jingxue walked in with a door god face!

The first thing he smelled was the smell of strong liquor, Qin Jian was fighting cocks after finishing the pig's trotters, Zhang Jingxue was so angry:

He walked into the third (5th) class of high school, stood on the podium, and sat below as if he had been disturbed, looking at each other with a disappointed face.

"Did you go to the wrong place and come to our class? Or do you smell the aroma of Hengshui Laobaigan? ”

"Zhang Jiayin, the school flower without makeup, is so smart! Why is her dad so dark? Standing in front of the blackboard, you can't see your upper body clearly. ”

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Zhang Jingxue, the principal of Lijing Experimental School, an amateur 5th dan, was an out-and-out amateur chess king in Lijing City more than ten years ago, and now with the popularization and development of Go, it has become colorless.

He came to substitute for teaching, but the students in the audience had passed half of the time, and no one thought that he would come to substitute for teaching.

As soon as he stood on the podium today, he found that there was a lot of gossip and even provocative belief.

Zhang Jing is over 50 years old and has rich experience. If you don't think about life by yourself, you have no liver or lungs, and you feel like you're living like a thing.

However, once you think about life and scrutinize life, you will be more damned than others, and you should throw away the goods, and from then on, life will decline, life will stop, and spiritual purgatory will be everywhere.

Walking in the spring breeze and getting the autumn rain? The ancients, that is, those old guys, are really good at playing with people, because in reality, there is absolutely no causal relationship between the spring breeze and the autumn rain!

Now, he saw that in the dignified class, there were four people who put the two desks together and played mahjong?!

If he had a grenade in his arms, he would not hesitate to throw it among them.

But as an old oilman who controls the classroom, he will not steal purple smoke, he smiled indifferently, and looked at the seating list posted on the podium:

"I know, our senior (5) class is a scumbag...... It's a boutique small class, full of talents, all big names, let's get to know each other.

Although several of the big names in your class have become famous, I am in a state of worship today......"

As soon as his words fell, the heads of the people below shook, looking left and right.

Zhang Jingxue's description of the third (5th) class of high school as a scum class is actually deliberate, and he feels surprised that although these people are very scum, it is rare to have some collective sense of honor.

This also shows that there is still medicine to be cured in the third (5th) class of high school, at least when the "scum class" appears in their minds, it can arouse their disgust and vigilance.

As soon as Zhang Jingxue lowered his head, he saw two bright names on the seating list: Shi Xiangxia and Fan Xiping?

He couldn't help but smile with the feeling that time and space were out of place.

"Shi Xiangxia and Fan Xiping stood up and got to know each other."

Shi and Fan under the podium stood up together.

Even the name is so weird!

Fan Xiping and Shi Xiangxia were both Go players during the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. The ten-game chess battle left by the two is known as "Danghu Ten Rounds" in the history of Go, which is unique in the history of Great Xia and is a rare collection of ancient famous chess scores.

As Go predecessors and a generation of chess saints, they still occupy an irreplaceable position in Zhang Jingxue's heart, which is infinite respect.

He stared at Shi Xiangxia and Fan Xiping in front of him and couldn't help but smile bitterly: Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, every parent dreams of a son becoming a dragon and a daughter becoming a phoenix, and he actually gave his child such a famous name?

But the two guys standing in front of him have no temperament and style of a chess saint, but they seem to be thieves.

"Very good. You two are really famous, and it's a pleasure to meet you. ”

When Fan Xiping heard this, there seemed to be something else in this voice? So he stood and raised his hand:

"It's a bit big. However, in our Lijing City, the hometown of Go, it can be regarded as having a strong local atmosphere. Teacher, how do I feel like I've got the wrong name? ”

Shi Xiangxia continued: "Teacher. If possible, the two of us will be ...... before graduating from high school Let's have a juban chess game......"

"When the lake tenth?"

"No, it's the current ten."

Nietzsche famously said: Man can pursue nothingness, but he cannot pursue nothing. And the two people in front of me are also interesting, but it is better to have ideals than no ideals.

Zhang Jingxue recognized the two, but he couldn't remember their names.

After the two big names sat down, Zhang Piaoyi continued to look at the seating list, and when he saw the next name, he couldn't help asking: "May I ask who is Gao Xiaoyi?" ”

As soon as his voice fell, he found a classmate holding a meat bun in his hand standing up: "Principal, how do I feel, you seem to be vaguely prejudiced against my name?" Is it an infringement of a brand-name trademark? ”

"No, absolutely not."

Now Zhang Jingxue knows very well in his mind that in the face of these hard-to-shave heads in the third (5th) class of high school, it is not possible to tell the truth and dig out his heart.

"Gao Xiaoyi's name is good."

"If space-time could overlap...... I changed my name to Tall Take!"

The class burst into laughter, and a few people laughed like wolves. The few who sat in the back also whistled a few sharp whistles.

"Shi Xiangxia."

Shi Xiangxia listened and stood up again, Zhang Jingxue was stunned by the coaxing just now, it can be seen that this Shi Xiangxia stood up, so he had an idea:

"Is your dad called 'Shi Dangdang'? I know him well. ”

"It's not Shi Dangdang, it's Shi Keyan. My original name was Stendan ......"

Zhang Jingxue's face flushed when he heard this: Pick the letter, the naked letter! Actually playing tricks with Lao Tzu in class!?

"Unexpectedly, your family should be doing sanitation work, which is awe-inspiring."

"Yes, it's all from the manure factory."

Zhang Jingxue became more and more annoyed: this guy standing in front of him was playing poor, and he could not have self-esteem at all.

Perhaps, He Yiming, who was sitting in the row in front of Qin Jian, was the only obedient person in the boutique class.

He was devoted to chess and took class seriously, and after listening to the scattered sighs and debauched laughter in the class, he couldn't sit still for a long time.

He was about to stand up all of a sudden, but found that his trouser legs were tightly stepped on by Qin Jian behind him, and the strength of the rush was clear: sit and listen to the class, don't come out!

Ke He was full of enthusiasm and infinite justice, so he stubbornly stood up and said to the classmates around him:

"Today is Mr. Zhang's first class, Mr. Zhang wants to get to know us and get closer to the distance between teachers and students, isn't that good?

Is there still someone whistling in the chaos, still like a classroom? Could it be that our senior (5) class is going to be scum to the end?! ”

Before He Yiming's words were finished, the sighs around him became more and more serious, and he was gossiping.

"Hahahaha...... So soon there was a dogleg. ”

"Don't you know that teachers and students are natural enemies? It's so tender. ”

"Just admit your godfather."

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