Chapter 299: Liar

An anti-Japanese film is being played on TV, and at this time the anti-Japanese heroes are in the midst of a big killing.

Su Ji has never figured out who is watching such a mentally retarded anti-Japanese film...... Someone must watch it, if there are no ratings, why do these TV stations broadcast every day, he took the remote control to change the channel, and he was not satisfied with the change, lost the remote control, and lay on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.

Su Ji, who had just lay down, sat up again, the reason was that he saw the TV remote control next to the remote control of the set-top box, picked up the TV remote control and turned on the smart TV, but he didn't expect Qu Xin to actually buy a TV membership, open the member movie, and casually find a movie with a familiar name to play.

Well, now it's time to play with your phone.

Let's play the mobile game. The mobile game he often plays focuses on collection, and he has been collecting it for many years, and now he only needs to play for half a day when there is an event, and he doesn't know what to do when he opens it at this time.

Otherwise, watch short videos. I don't know what to watch, pandas, knife forging competitions, hoof trimming or carpet washing.

The main thing is to run over with great interest, I thought that chatting, I can almost go to sleep, and then what should I do, who knows that Qu Xin suddenly has a task, and I don't know how long I will go out, if I come back too late, for example, at eleven or twelve o'clock, I am still tired from work, in that case, he can't do anything, upset.

"It's boring." Su Ji lost his phone and looked around.

Shang Xialiu glanced at the TV and said, "Who played the movie?" ”

"I'll admit I put it."

"Then go to the forum...... You can also. ”

"I don't want to go to forums, and I don't want to ...... I've already finished reading the update. ”

"Comics?"

"The comic software that I used to use is now scrapped, and I can't stop removing comics from the shelves, and then there are more ads than anything else, and often an ad pops up inexplicably, and suddenly jumps to the shopping software...... I now use my computer to go over the wall and go out to watch. ”

Su Ji stood up and walked around, drank a glass of water, and felt a lot of relief from his upset, and at this time he noticed the doll that Shang Xialiu was holding in his arms, and said, "That dolphin doll was originally placed in Qu Xin's room." ”

"That's right." Shang Xialiu picked up the dolphin doll, "It was originally placed in Qu Xin's room, and I took it down." ”

"You know how many dolls she has in her room. Can you imagine? She grabbed the dolphin doll's soft body hard. is obviously a good girlfriend, and will never miss any opportunity to discredit each other, "Such a big person still likes dolls." ”

"I think it's okay." Su Jiman didn't care to say.

Shang Xialiu opened his mouth and tilted his head: "That's because I'm bored." ”

Su Ji glanced at Shang Xialiu: "The main thing is that you are holding the doll now, and you look like it very much, why do you say that people like dolls when they are so old." ”

Shang Xialiu looked down at the dolphin doll and was speechless for a while.

There was silence for a while.

Su Ji looked at the window, there was no one in the yard, I really hope Qu Xin appeared there now, the distant night sky is dotted with stars, he can now control his vision freely, only turn on the dark vision when needed, he can appreciate the darkness, and muttered: "What kind of broken task, I have to go out so late......"

"I don't know." Shang Xialiu sat up and looked for a charger everywhere.

"Should be back soon?"

"You send WeChat to ask her."

"She has a task now, so it's better not to bother her."

"I didn't expect you to be so reasonable."

"Of course." Su Ji proudly puffed up his chest and clasped his hands on his chest.

Shang Xialiu couldn't help but laugh when he heard Su Ji's words.

"Am I right?" Su Ji looked at Shang Xialiu, "You seem to be very unconvinced." ”

"Isn't it?" Shang Xialiu laughed, revealing dimples, only one dimple.

"Where?"

"Where is it...... Shang Xialiu thought for a moment and said, "I heard the sound of begging for mercy...... Cricket is such a tough person, he used to play extreme sports and was injured without snorting, but now he actually begs for mercy...... Even then, someone was indifferent. ”

"This ......" Su Ji turned his head in embarrassment.

"You speak."

Shang Xialiu was embarrassed to ask if he was embarrassed to say anything, and Su Ji spoke: "I can only say how can I catch a cold at a critical moment." At that time, you don't just have to stop. You are not a man, and you can't understand. ”

"Not a man can understand it. Isn't it just that you have to send it when you are ready to fly? Shang Xialiu pouted and said, suddenly holding his cheeks and looking at Su Ji, seeing that Su Ji was a little flustered.

"What are you looking at?" Su Ji asked.

"I was suddenly a little curious."

"Don't be curious, not at all." Su Ji knew that when Shang Xialiu said this, it must have been followed by a lot of messy questions.

"I heard Yueyue say something about your estrus......" Shang Xialiu pursed her lips, "There is no problem with genetic instinct to inherit the lineage, but it is actually a disadvantage for the lineage to pass on the lineage for too long." ”

"Weak herbivores tend to have a short mating time to avoid being attacked by predators during mating. Powerful animals don't have to worry about that, and the length of time is meaningless for genetic continuity. ”

"Powerful animals don't need to worry about being attacked for too long to mate, so I don't have to say it's a disadvantage. Lions and tigers are apex predators, at the top of the food chain, but they mate for thirty seconds one and no more than a minute for the other. ”

Su Ji opened his mouth and said, "That's the disadvantage, so what?" ”

"Not good, I'm just talking." Shang Xialiu sat up cross-legged, "Then again, if the animal's estrus is not relieved, it will be very painful, will you feel pain when you are in estrus?" ”

"No, it won't." Suji said, "I'm not one of those lower animals, I'm a dragon. ”

"But I heard the crickets say that it will be painful if you don't get relief." Shang Xialiu paused, "Isn't this the noise of you every night that I can't sleep?" I asked her if she could take a day off once in a while. She said, "You said it would be very painful if your heat was not relieved." ”

Su Ji was silent.

"You lied to her."

"That's a white lie."

"Huh."

"It's not all a lie." Su Ji forcibly explained, "It's not as exaggerated as pain, but it's definitely not that comfortable." ”

"Tail." Shang Xialiu said, "I want to touch my tail." ”

The handle was in the hands of others, and people had to bow their heads under the eaves, Su Ji sat up, cocked his buttocks, and his long tail grew out, and smashed it in front of Shang Xialiu.

Shang Xialiu immediately dropped the dolphin doll and picked up his tail.

(End of chapter)