Chapter 300: What an amazing word
"How do you feel like your tail is a lot thicker than before?"
Su Ji turned around and looked: "It's always been so thick, right......?" You said that my tail in dragon form is thicker than before, I can understand it, I am now almost three tons, and my body is much larger than before, but the tail in human form has not changed much. ”
Shang Xialiu wrapped his hands around Su Ji's tail and frowned slightly: "It feels like it's thicker than before." ”
"And it feels a lot better." She laughed.
"I don't know, I feel like that." Su Ji moved his tail, "I don't feel anything." ”
"If you don't feel it, who always holds it in your arms as long as you show your tail?" Shang Xialiu asked rhetorically.
Su Ji thought about it carefully, he really always held it in his arms when he showed his tail, as if he liked to hold his hands on his chest: "It's just that if you don't hug it, you feel a little bit less...... Hey, I said you touch it, don't be so obscene, okay. ”
"What's the obscenity?" Shang Xialiu raised his head and raised his eyebrows.
"It's just very obscene." Su Ji is welcome.
"I don't think so." Shang Xialiu's hand touched the tip of Su Ji's tail from the root of his tail.
It's already been said, but Shang Xialiu didn't listen, and Su Ji couldn't help it, he took his mobile phone and swiped several short videos, felt like it was a few minutes, and said, "It's almost." ”
"What is almost, where is almost?" Shang Xialiu asked, finally grasping someone's handle, she made up her mind to eat a fat man in one bite, "You cheat the cricket, I'll help you hide the cricket, just a few minutes, who do you look down on?" ”
"And how long do you want to touch it?" Su Ji asked.
"Within a week, I can touch as much as I want." Shang Xialiu was asking for a price, and after thinking about it, his girlfriend was used to sell it, "I can not only help you hide the crickets, but also help you cover and cooperate with you." ”
Su Ji sat on the ground and repaid the money: "One day, one day at most, just one day." ”
Shang Xialiu glanced at Su Ji, raised his hand and slapped his tail hard, and said, "Deal." ”
Because Shang Xialiu promised too quickly, in fact, if he just touched it, Su Ji's psychological price was two or three days, and now even if he made a deal in one day, he felt that he still suffered a big loss.
"It's still ...... a day," Su Ji tried to bargain a little more.
"Can there be a little bit of contract spirit? The big husband is out of his word, and the horse is difficult to chase. Shang Xialiu squinted at Su Ji, "I've already given in a lot, if you still don't want to, let's break up in two, I won't touch it, you are ready to meet the crickets to trouble you...... Crickets are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, eat soft and not hard, as long as you apologize and say a few words to soften, it is very easy to deal with. ”
"I'm just bargaining, if it doesn't work, don't be in such a hurry." Su Ji said, "One day, one day at a time." ”
Shang Xialiu smiled smugly.
Su Ji fell headlong on the sofa, stretched out his hands, hung out on the sofa, and sighed: "I knew why I had to be in the first place today." ”
"It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world."
"I knew this earlier, I would have patched a few more patches at that time, and what to say is something that is difficult to say, just tell you one person, let her not say anything, and now she will not be manipulated by you."
"You don't regret deceiving the crickets at all...... Anti-defeat, not anti-war. ”
Suji laughed, his shoulders shrugged with laughter.
"You can touch it, you can touch it as much as you want." Su Ji decided to lie flat, he lay on the sofa, buried his head in his hands, "I'll sleep." I didn't sleep at noon today, and now I feel a little tired. ”
"Tired from just flying like that?"
"Didn't I just fly for a while." Su Ji said, "Today I took care of the greenhouse for an afternoon, and then practiced breathing fire and spitting fireballs. ”
"Okay." Shang Xialiu rubbed the scales on Su Ji's tail with his fingertips and gently scraped it with his fingernails, "But you're not afraid that you can't sleep at night when you sleep now?" ”
"Don't be afraid, as long as I want to sleep, I can fall asleep at any time, my sleep has always been good." Su Ji thought to himself that while he was asleep, his head could still be awake, at least partially awake, and he could detect the movement around him.
Dolphins are said to have two brains, one on the left and one on the right, and both are very well developed. The two brains alternately rest, and whenever the left brain works, the right brain rests and vice versa. He can't do it yet, and if he can't sleep all the time, his body won't be able to stand it, and many organs are regulated while sleeping.
"That's nice." Shang Xialiu said enviously, "I've been suffering from insomnia lately...... It's all thanks to you. ”
"I'm sorry about that." After all, Su Ji's face was full of shame. It may have been a little ashamed, but now it has been coerced, and only resentment remains.
"So be it." He really felt sleepy, "I'll sleep." ”
"Wait." Shang Xialiu suddenly stopped Su Ji.
"Anything else?"
"Our deal is in one day, I want to touch as much as I want, I don't say just touch the tail."
"Are you playing word games with me?" Su Ji knew why Shang Xialiu only had one day.
It's not just the tail, it's not just the tail, the tail is touched, and I don't care about anything else.
He turned over and lay on the sofa, raised his hands, his hands turned into eagle claws and tiger paws, shook his head, horns grew on his forehead, his ears became pointed ears, his hands wanted to be on his forehead, and it felt too far back behind the horns, so put them in front of the horns.
"That's it when you're lying down, and if you're lying on your stomach, you can show your wings." Su Ji said, "You can choose one." ”
"So be it." Shang Xialiu said, "You may sleep a little better." ”
"You can do anything. It's up to you to decide. His head rested on the armrest of the sofa, "As long as it doesn't disturb my sleep, you can touch it however you want." ”
"Well, you sleep."
Shang Xialiu watched Su Ji close his eyes, touched his tail, and then picked up his eagle claw tiger palm, this pair of eagle claw tiger palms is much bigger than before, pinch the meat ball, and then touch the claws, bend the sharp claws, the colorful black scales are really beautiful, now open your clothes and take a look......
The Adam's apple is so masculine, and the face is really handsome with clear lines, and the diagonal is the finishing touch......
Well, she's also a woman. Shang Xialiu pursed his lips.
Su Ji didn't know how long he had been asleep and woke up, he shouldn't have slept for long, he opened his eyes and found Shang Xialiu's face close at hand, looking at him condescendingly.
"What are you looking at?" Su Ji asked.
Shang Xialiu bit his lip: "The cricket hasn't come back yet, I don't know when it will come back." ”
"Hmm."
"So let's do it."
"What?"
"Love."
"Huh?"
(End of chapter)