Saying! Because of excessive mental stress, irregular and heavy diets, many people know that in the modern plane, the form of hemorrhoids is already very serious.

Especially in the old men, there is a saying that there are ten men and nine hemorrhoids.

Hemorrhoids don't seem to be a serious illness, but only those who have had and have had them know how uncomfortable it is.

So the question arises, was the form of hemorrhoids in ancient times equally severe?

In response to the strange knowledge in this regard, Hu Biao knows a thing or two, and can answer with certainty: Of course, the form is more severe.

Not to mention those promotion names, many big names have huge troubles in this regard.

A little farther away, like Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, suffered from hemorrhoids, and there is a related idiom called 'sucking carbuncle licking hemorrhoids', which came from him.

Those who are closer to the time, such as Su Shi, the great writer, Zhang Juzheng, Na Po Wheel, and even Lafayette, who has to eat a lot of dishes at a meal, have not escaped the harm of hemorrhoids.

So when Hu Biao handed over the 'Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoids Cream', he was quite looking forward to it.

Looking forward to Guo Xin and Guo Shuai, the biggest figures in the Anxi Army, they can reward a little treasure after they are comfortable, so that they can bring back to the modern plane to make a fortune.

That's what is written in many other systematic texts......

"Special! The temperature difference in this broken place is really big, and it can really freeze people to death at night~"

With a face of unwiped water beads, Hu Biao muttered in his mouth as he trotted back to the mud house where they had lived last night, lying on the shabby bed.

After paralyzing his whole body into a big character, Hu Biao, who had been busy all day, almost called out comfortably.

Other netizens are almost in the same situation.

Thanks to the copycat version of mutton steamed buns made by Hu Biao, they conquered the entire Xuange camp and Baiqi camp, as well as many cheeky generals in the Anxi army who came to eat and drink.

Anyway, in the end, all the mutton soup was consumed.

Then, with fiery passion, they prepared for the next day's morning meal, and worked until about ten o'clock in the evening, when they returned to their barracks.

Slightly picked up a little well water with both hands and wiped it on his face to wash his face; After taking a sip of water, I finished brushing my teeth after a little grunt twice, and the whole washing process is completely completed.

As for a good wash, there is no such thing as a good wash.

On the one hand, the body is too tired, even if the work of the man in the afternoon is much easier, for these otaku in the modern plane, it is still high-intensity labor.

It's been busy now, and now everyone has a hard time moving their fingers more, so how can they have time to wash up carefully.

On the other hand, the temperature difference between morning and evening in this hellish place is too great, and now the wind blows on the bare skin, which gives people goosebumps a little.

Under the current conditions, how can there be any effort to take a hot bath, and what if you take a cold bath?

Anyway, there are no women here, so if you are dirty, you will be dirty.

So everyone washed their faces a little and decided to leave it at that; After all, if you don't take a bath for a few days, you can't die, and besides, your daughter-in-law and girlfriend are not around, and no one will say anything if you don't wash.

It's just when everyone is lying down and about to fall asleep.

A voice suddenly appeared in the room, and it began to sound weakly: "Brothers, if you hold out for two more days, we will go back, but what about these Tang troops?" They ......"

After a few days of getting along day and night, these unlucky eggs have long been familiar with each other.

So everyone can hear that this voice comes from the small white-collar AT.

Although the words of the little white-collar worker were not finished, everyone could hear the unfinished ambition in the first time: no accident, these old men of a handful of years will definitely not be able to defend Qiuzi City, what should I do?

To say that everyone doesn't care about the life and death of these people is completely false.

As a descendant of China, just seeing the word 'Tang' can make them feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy in their hearts, which is a strong feeling brought by blood, which still cannot be broken after thousands of years.

What's more, they were still rescued by these Don troops in the most difficult time, and they were guarded under their wings.

What's more, although the modern plane grabs turf because of square dancing, occupies seats on public cars, and cannot be supported after falling to the ground, everyone has a bad impression of some elderly people.

However, the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young has continued in this nation for thousands of years.

Such a traditional virtue has actually been deeply rooted in everyone's blood.

But if there is a way, they don't want to see these Tang soldiers die in battle, the question is that they, who even struggle to kill chickens, what can they do now?

"What can I do, stay here and die together?"

After being silent for a long time, a netizen 'Zero One', who was said to be working as a programmer and had quite thin hair on the top of his head, spoke.

"If one person eats enough and the whole family does not go hungry, he is not afraid to die here; But I'm really going to die here, and we're afraid that we won't be able to mix it up with a work injury in the modern plane.

I still have a 15-year mortgage and a 5-year car loan, what should I do when my parents get older? What about my wife and children? ”

Zero One's words with a bitter tone can be regarded as speaking the hearts of everyone present; Everyone is a man, but not just for himself.

But everyone understands the reason, the question is why are you panicking now?

It's like there's a fire in their hearts that makes them want to explode.

Under the cruel reality, the atmosphere in the room fell into dead silence again, and after a while, their trainee commander Hu Biao finally spoke:

"If the preparation time given by the system is longer, with our science and engineering knowledge that is more than 1,000 years ahead of this era, I believe it can play a big role.

Even after getting familiar with the situation, you can still make a lot of slapstick operations.

But the system gave three days, no! It's been a day, and there are only two days left, so what can you do with this little time?

The creation of a lot of urban defense equipment takes time to explore and manufacture.

In a short period of time, if you can find sulfur to prepare black powder, it can also play a role in defending the city, but after looking around during the day, didn't you find it?

Even the oil that flowed out of the ground on its own voluntarily, many people in the city asked and said no, and the incendiary bombs could not be made.

Without the above things, to put it mildly, five or six of us together may not be able to beat a single Tibetan soldier.

So I'd better stay until the end of the mission, and then I'll go back honestly.

As for the two days of staying here, everyone tried to get more delicious food, and let these old men eat a few good meals, which can be regarded as giving them more or less their own heart.

Come on! Let's all go to sleep, and tomorrow we will wake up early to make breakfast, make a little more so that more people can eat. ”

As soon as he said that, Hu Biao closed his eyes.

It's just that even today is the same as last night, his body is extremely tired, but he doesn't know why he can't fall asleep quickly.

In fact, this situation is not only Hu Biao, but also a group of netizens.

Hu Biao, who closed his eyes and couldn't fall asleep for a long time, kept hearing someone constantly tossing and turning in his ears, and it was obvious that everyone was insomnia.

After all, as a modern person, they have become accustomed to the preciousness of life, and cannot accept the cruel truth that thousands, if not more, of people around them will soon die.

It's night! Hu Biao stayed up until late before he fell asleep in a daze.

******

When he felt that someone was pushing him, Hu Biao opened his eyes with great difficulty, and when he saw the iconic front teeth of Liang Daya, he immediately woke up.

After rubbing his hands on his face, he hurriedly shouted:

"Liang Tou, it's dawn, isn't it?

We immediately went to prepare the morning meal, this morning we prepared a big bun with beef filling, the noodles were made last night, the meat filling is also chopped, adjusted and tasted, it is definitely in time. ”

"The big buns with beef stuffing seem to be quite delicious." After hearing such a sentence, Liang Daya instinctively licked his mouth.

But then he reacted and said:

"No matter how delicious the beef buns are, they will have to wait until lunch, and now we will take you to the gathering, and I plan to teach you a little combat skills first, and you will know how to fight against the enemy when you fight.

At the moment of the great enemy, you must always have some self-protection skills, and don't meet the Tubo people to catch the blind. ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone who had been woken up in the conversation between the two immediately became excited.

Everyone is some old man, who is not holding a stick and scourging the weeds in the village park, and has fantasized about such a scene:

Wearing gold armor and silver helmets, holding a gentian bright silver spear, and holding a thousand-mile horse in his hips, just like Zhao Zilong in Changban Slope, he killed a seven-in-seven-out majestically.

Or just like Brother Jing, Guo'er, and Qiao's gang leader, they defeated all the masters in the world.

It's just that as I grew up, this dream of the past was gradually completely consumed by cruel life and reality, or pressed in the bottom of my heart.

For a while, when I thought of my childhood dreams, a group of young and middle-aged men couldn't help but be stupid.

But soon after, they learned that there was an astonishing gap between reality and their dreams......