Chapter 286: The Northern Song Dynasty version of the white-haired girl
"What kind of sin did I create in my last life, so that I met the system and you guys.
If I am really guilty, please let the law punish me, instead of allowing you people to torture me in such a cruel way. ”
With an extremely depressed tone in her mouth, the white-haired girl Ah Li scolded so much in her mouth.
The splashing saliva is about to spray on Hu Biao's face, and there is no such feeling and image of a delicate girl as usual.
No way! Because of the extremely bad emotions in her heart at the moment, she can't take care of these anymore.
But in the face of such a level of scolding, Hu Biao, the commander of the Xuange Battalion team, didn't even twitch his face a little.
He raised his right hand and wiped the saliva from his face.
Leaning sideways, he picked up a piece of homespun that had been used as a temporary curtain, and glanced outside.
It's like no one, and he said to Ah Li: "I think everyone is almost here, this big drama is about to start, you, the protagonist Xi'er, are ready to appear soon."
That's right! Yelu Shiren, Yang Bailao, Da Chun, Mu Renzhi, and those guys who play dog legs, are they all ready now, today's performance is very important, don't give me diarrhea? ”
Faced with such an inquiry, the warehouse manager, the old snake, the team leader, the second fat, the martial arts and others who were putting on makeup at that time.
Hurriedly drew an OK posture with a pen in his hand, compared to the reluctance of a girl like Ali, they were very eager to try.
Seeing this, Hu Biao finally had time to pick up a cup containing a black liquid from the table next to him.
After taking a sip of it in my mouth, I immediately put a pain mask on my face, because this thing is so bitter.
The reason why this is so is because a group of brave soldiers in the battalion, who usually don't have much oil and water, suddenly changed to such oily and watery food.
Although it can make them eat well and replenish the body's nutrients, their stomach can't stand it.
In such a situation, Hu Biao and they naturally had to prevent it a long time ago; That is, when the beef and mutton were simmering in the cauldron, there were some crockpots on the side, boiling Chinese medicine.
To be more precise, it is a recipe taken out by Feng Rui, using atractylodes, tangerine peel, magnolia, baizhi, poria cocos, shengbanxia, licorice, patchouli oil, perilla leaf oil and other medicinal materials to cook 'Huoxiang Zhengqi Water'.
In addition to having a very good effect on acute gastroenteritis, this thing has a very good effect.
In addition, it also has the effect of dispelling heat, dissipating dampness and neutralization, and it just so happens that the recent commander of Hu Ying has a little heat stroke, so he comes to have a cup from time to time......
Xi'er, Yang Bailao, Yelu Shiren, Mu Renzhi.
These names must sound familiar to everyone, right?
That's it! Because tonight, the big move that these old birds held back was not a simple meeting of bittersweet memories.
Just pick a few victims, talk about the brutality of the Liao people, and arouse everyone's desire to fight.
Just kidding, if it's such a simple operation, they are embarrassed to claim that they are also a group of traversers.
You know, I don't know how many crossers, or the protagonists of a certain Chinese Internet, are in the process of inspiring the indigenous people to resist oppression, and take the initiative to stage such a drama as "The White-Haired Girl".
Even in it, there is a protagonist who is dead on the street, also called Hu Biao.
The only difference is that these protagonists have made some down-to-earth adaptations according to their specific environments.
So, since the monks can't get it, why can't they touch it?
Although their current purpose is not to inspire their subordinates to resist class oppression, it is the same reason to resist the Liao soldiers, right?
After thinking of how to stimulate the enthusiasm of the battalion's daring soldiers and fighting to the death with the Liao soldiers, these old birds in the Xuange camp almost immediately remembered such a divine drama.
It was unanimously agreed that it was very necessary to perform in public first, and then come to the last grievance meeting.
So last night, the group of them was just cramming and arranging it suddenly.
It's okay to say that the localized adaptation of the plot is good, and I don't know how much I have watched on the Internet, anyway, compared to the guys who have read textbooks and extracurricular books when they were studying back then.
Everyone got together a little bit and finished the script.
The general content after the adaptation looks like this:
On the border of Song and Liao, there is a farmer Yang Bailao with a few acres of thin fields at home, and he has always relied on his daughter Xi'er; Although the father and daughter lived a hard life, they were also quite happy.
Xi'er fell in love with Da Chun, a young farmer in the same village, and even Yang Bailao agreed with Da Chun's family that after the New Year, Da Chun would marry Da Chun.
However, on Chinese New Year's Eve, a great tragedy occurred; A group of Liao soldiers, led by Yelu Shiren, fought in the grass valley, and after crossing the border on this day, they entered Yangjia Village.
Under some burning, killing and looting, Yang Bailao was killed by Mu Renzhi, and Xi'er was raped by Yelu Shiren; In the process of being taken to Yanjing, Xi'er found an opportunity to escape into the mountains, and her hair turned white under the difficult life.
Two years later, Da Chun, who escaped with his life that day, was recruited by Tong Taishi to participate in the daring soldiers of the Liao army; He fought bravely with the army and successfully defeated Yanjing, and killed Yelu Shiren with his own hands.
Eventually, Xi'er is found in a cave, and the two are reunited.
Da Chun made great contributions because of his bravery in battle, and was rewarded by the official family for his good life of his wife and son, which can be regarded as a happy situation.
In short, the above script was just done by Hu Biao and his fellows in the time of smoking two horn tubes to roll cigarettes.
But there are some problems with the selection of relevant actors.
It's not that you can't find a candidate, to be more precise, it's the heroine Ah Li who everyone identifies as it, and she resists a lot in her heart.
This girl, born with white hair, was born for the role of Xi'er.
Otherwise? It's not appropriate to let Ah Fen, a sister-in-law with big waves, or let War Elephant, a five-year-old and three-thick blonde Yanma, play such a tragic role.
The key is that when I think of myself in front of hundreds of people, I am going to perform such a dirty repertoire.
In the heart of this girl, Ah Li was in a huge embarrassment, and she almost used her toes to deduct a three-bedroom and a living room on the ground, with an area of at least 120 square meters.
Especially now, in such a situation where the show is about to start, Ah Li is even more depressed in her heart.
The expression on his face that he was not on stage was called quite firm.
However, in the face of Ah Li's such a resistant, Hu Biao just said: "Ah Li, we don't have much time now, we must win this battle~"
After hearing such a sentence, the white-haired girl suddenly had something in her mouth, and she was about to refute something.
Eventually, however, after thinking of something, she let out a long sigh and said nothing in the end.
Saying! Although her main responsibilities in the team are some roles such as medical guards and animal trainers, she is not a backbone combatant.
But it is very clear how serious the situation they are facing is now.
Therefore, I know all the more that in a short period of time, it will be a key thing to successfully win the hearts of the brave soldiers in the battalion and give full play to their greatest strength.
As for how to put it away, it is not enough to just let them eat well.
At least in a short period of time, it is impossible to let them completely return to their hearts, only by mobilizing the greatest enthusiasm in their hearts, so that they can give full play to the subjective initiative in their hearts, in order to achieve this goal.
Therefore, this dirty drama is really special to perform.
In the end, after glaring at Hu Biao fiercely, Ah Li's sister still gave in.
In the camp, a soldier who knew a little musical instrument, after beating some opening drums, Ah Li, who temporarily wrapped his white hair in a turban, appeared as soon as the curtain was lifted.
Holding back the huge embarrassment in his heart, he opened his mouth with a sentence: "The north wind blows, and the snowflakes float ......"
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