Chapter 287: Frequent Situations (Ten Thousand Rewards for Moon Daddy's Rotten Egg Baby)

"it~ Is this okay? Isn't this~"

Looking at such a scene in front of him, rookie Li San muttered such a sentence in his mouth under the huge shock.

Because the shock in my heart was so great that I didn't notice that the half-horn cigarette in my mouth fell directly to the ground.

Let's be honest! The adapted version of "The White-Haired Girl of the Northern Song Dynasty" in front of me, these goods are really not good.

I heard that last night, after finalizing the script and actors, they rehearsed overtime in a temporary raid, and it took a total of two hours to rehearse.

Xi'er played by Ah Li, don't talk about professionalism in singing, many times the one who sings stumbling is obviously forgetting the words.

The only desirable thing is that this girl's timbre is not bad, and it is very crisp.

Yang Bailao, who was played by the warehouse manager, was very hard all over the whole body during the whole process; Everyone can see that this thing is so nervous that he is about to pee.

Yelu Shiren, who played by Erfat, was only halfway through, and there were five or six obvious laughs alone.

Originally, the best candidate for this role was Huang Yizhi, a fat man with more than 200 pounds, but didn't this product fail to be teleported.

However, it is also more suitable in terms of image to replace it with a slightly slimmer second fat.

Da Chun, played by the martial arts, how to look at it, how to look a little obscene.

Mu Renzhi played by the old snake, as well as the dog legs played by singers and other people, have no temperament at all, in short, none of them are qualified.

Placed in the modern plane, the composition of their grass platform team can be directly scolded by others.

But the performance of the daring soldiers in these battalions in front of him greatly surprised Li San.

At the beginning of the big play, these people watched it quite devotedly; Obviously, such a novel stage play made their eyes shine.

Let them be the father-daughter relationship between Yang Bailao and Xi'er, who depend on each other; Between Xi'er and Da Chun, there is such a simple feeling.

And the happiness of that kind of ordinary life, I am very empathetic and happy.

Li San could still see that many daring warriors had an aunt-like kind smile on their faces at that time.

Even some of the obviously unmarried warriors, looking at Ah Li's writhing waist pole and small figure on the stage, it was very red-faced and red-eared.

Then, as the plot continues to unfold, things suddenly become very different.

Especially at this point, when Yang Bailao, played by Cangguan, was stabbed to death by Mu Renzhi played by the old snake, and Xi'er was dragged into the room by Yelu Shiren, it seemed that she was about to be killed by that.

Suddenly, I don't know who was the first to shout 'kill these Liao dogs'.

Suddenly, without warning, a huge upheaval was triggered.

The hundreds of daring soldiers in the audience rushed towards the stage in a swarm; Everyone's eyes were filled with a kind of extreme anger.

In a blink of an eye, the actors such as Er Fat, Old Snake, and Singer were drowned.

The only thing to be thankful for is that these guys reacted quickly.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, the first time he held his braincase, curled up on the ground, and protected some vital points in his body.

But even so, so many people rushed forward, and just stepping on it would be trampled to death, right?

And just as he was in a daze, Feng Rui on the side kicked over at the same time, and scolded in his mouth: "What are you doing in a daze?" Hurry up and follow me to save people~"

After that, he held a shield in his left hand and a stick in his right hand.

From the left side of the stage, he rushed towards the stage as he slammed the stick in his hand.

While shouting loudly in his mouth: "This is acting, it's all fake, quickly retreat and sit down~"

After hesitating for half a second, Li San picked up the stick in his hand and followed, he finally knew now that he had sent him a stick for Mao in advance.

It turned out that such a point had been expected by a group of old birds for a long time.

And the above scene is just a point of the many situations they encountered in the first performance of "The White-Haired Girl of the Northern Song Dynasty......

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When Ah Li, who had white hair and was wearing a tattered skirt on the stage, and the two soldiers wearing the red military robes of the daring warriors hugged each other tightly.

Suddenly, under the stage, the applause in the hands of thousands of people was thunderous, and countless applause also sounded.

As the first screenwriter of this play, Hu Biao naturally understood very well in his heart that this scene of "The Girl on the White Horse" was finally over.

At the moment of great relief, I couldn't help but wipe the sweat on my head, and then I found that in the huge tension, I was afraid that even my pants were wet with sweat.

In the positions around him, AT, Xu Feng, Yang Dongli and others almost reacted in the same way.

Of course, they can't be blamed for their timidity for this performance, but it was a series of developments tonight, which was a bit unexpected by them.

First of all, they naturally know that the modern plane of "The White-Haired Girl", when it was first staged, Huang Shiren's actor was shot by an overly committed soldier and was almost killed.

So, prepare accordingly in advance.

let the villains such as Erfat, who played Yelu Shiren, wear a heavy armor to star; The soldiers watching the performance were not allowed to carry any weapons.

The rest of the people who did not participate in the performance were also prepared in case a soldier under his command rushed up so that they could be forked down.

It's just that when hundreds of people rushed up together, they were also frightened at that time, and almost made the poor Erpang and others not die in the hands of Liao Bing and Jin Bing, but in the hands of their own people.

Later, it took a while to explain the two-in-one of sticks and language to make the soldiers under his command understand one point:

These are all acting and fake, and if you want to continue watching, you will sit honestly, otherwise you will go back to sleep and watch your birds.

Secondly, Hu Biao and they have experienced several missions, and they have also spent some time in the serious army, so they naturally know that the rules in the army are strict.

In particular, in order to prevent the camp roar that occurred at night, there were 17 prohibitions and 54 strict military regulations.

Therefore, before tonight's "White-Haired Girl" was staged, I greeted the highest officer in the camp in advance, Wang Tongzhi.

(In the Northern Song Dynasty Army, 500 people were one battalion, 2,500 people were one person in five battalions, and the highest officer at the army level was the commander)

It was agreed to perform a short performance at 7 o'clock to 9 o'clock in the evening, which was not too late.

The result? At that time, the movement of hundreds of people rushing up directly shocked the king's system.

Thinking that there was a camp roar, he directly led hundreds of soldiers to hurriedly kill and prepare to suppress; It took Hu Biao a lot of tongues, and secretly stuffed five pearls to settle the matter.

Then, after listening to just a big drama, such a scene was made.

The king was also interested immediately, and planned to take a look with hundreds of generals.

So Ah Li and the others took the plunge again and staged it again; In Hu Biao, each of them had a shield in his hand, and he blocked the stage in front of the stage to start the performance.

During this period, if it weren't for AT's quick eyes and quick hands, he used the shield in his hand to block a sharp arrow in time, and he would have sent it to Erfat.

In short, this "Northern Song Dynasty Version of the White-Haired Girl", during the entire performance, made a group of netizens tremble, for fear of what would happen.

But then again, although the process of tonight's performance was a little difficult and tortuous, the results achieved were extremely good, and it seemed to be better than expected.

All this, from the more than 1,000 soldiers in the audience, the fanatical expressions on their faces are very clear.

After sending Wang Tongzhi and the others away, Hu Biao and the others glanced at each other, and they all understood that it was a good time to strike while the iron was hot and start to really remember the bittersweet ones.

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