Question: What should I do if the emperor is a thief? High emotional intelligence: My wife and I are not in harmony and want to get along.

Low EQ: I'll send her to the emperor's bed.

Zero Shot: "Isn't it, you can handle a woman like my wife?" ”

The emperor was stunned: "Why haven't I heard of your wife being so beautiful?" ”

My wife is not beautiful, and I want to tell you?

Shall I tell my wife how many birthmarks she has?

"Your Majesty, whether my wife is beautiful or not is my personal privacy, it's not interesting for you to ask like this."

Although Zero Hair is the Baolong family, and it is also the waste wood in the Baolong family, it is still very clear whether to wear a black gauze hat or a green gauze hat in the future.

"Makes sense!"

The Emperor nodded, then looked at the other woman, "This beauty looks pretty good, too." ”

Ling Lingfa didn't pay attention to his wife just now, but now when he looked at the crowd, he suddenly sighed: "There is such a beautiful woman in the world!" ”

I saw a beautiful woman with a slender figure in the crowd, with an elegant and demure temperament, and her eyes looking back at the flowing waves, which was even more amorous.

"I know your wife is beautiful, no need to blow it!"

The emperor said unhappily, and then walked towards his wife.

Zero Rounds: ......

"No, it's my wife!"

"Is there any mistake, this is also your wife, you are too much!"

At this moment, Ling Lingqi took a step forward, and then pulled out the pig-killing knife at his waist.

"Wait, brother, if you have something to say, why do you draw your sword!"

Zero was startled, hurriedly hugged Ling Lingqi, and said nervously.

"No, that woman is the Emperor of the Phaseless Phase!"

Ling Lingqi was speechless, the two guys with their heads full of small white insects were really hopeless.

Startled, he also looked at his wife vigilantly, no, this is his wife!

Fortunately, he was just a sand sculpture, not a fool, and soon set his eyes on the woman who had the best talent in the dust.

Ling Lingqi easily broke free of Ling Lingfa's hand, after all, he was just an ordinary person, right?

When the crowd of people who came over saw Ling Lingqi's appearance, they didn't need to hesitate, they felt a little inexplicable.

"Husband?"

The woman at the head carried a large bag and a small bag, looked at Ling Lingqi curiously, bypassed him, and then walked in front of Ling Lingfa: "Why does he look so similar to you, could it be my uncle?" ”

"Isn't it, you can recognize that?"

"Nonsense, you two are dressed differently, and I'm not blind."

"Justified!"

Here the couple is showing affection, and Ling Lingqi on the other side is not polite, and directly swings a knife at the woman with a stunning appearance.

"Ahh

The crowd suddenly became chaotic, and countless pots and pans smashed towards Ling Lingqi.

Ling Lingqi dodged sideways, and the long knife was still aimed directly at the woman.

"Help!"

The woman exclaimed in surprise and hurried to the crowd, but when the crowd saw her coming, they scattered inside, well, it was very real!

"Stop!"

At this moment, the emperor shouted: "I am the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, I order you to stop, don't hurt the beauty!" ”

I can see that such an unobtrusive emperor, it is really difficult to find a few except for Daming, could it be that you are also Zhu Houzhao?

Ling Lingqi rolled his eyes, directly threw out the pig-killing knife, turned around and left.

Xiao Li flying knife, there is no false hair, it is so self-contained!

The pig-killing knife came too quickly, and the beauty couldn't hide it, and with a hideous roar, her face became extremely distorted, and then she directly turned into a faceling.

Emperor:......

Well, there really isn't such a gorgeous woman in the world, so if he didn't run away, he was a man.

This person is the Emperor of Wuxiang, because of his cultivation of martial arts, he went mad, causing a face to become faceless, no, maybe it can't be called unrecognizable, this is no face at all.

The internal force converged in his hands, and a true qi shield appeared in front of the Wuxiang Emperor, and he forcibly blocked the pig-killing knife that was shooting.

Ling Lingqi, who turned around, raised his eyebrows, feeling that he had pretended to be destroyed, and suddenly felt uncomfortable, then picked up a stone from the ground, threw it hard in a standard baseball player throwing the ball, and smashed it on the handle of the pig-killing knife.

This is the reason why he used the pig-killing knife as a hidden weapon, the pig-killing knife is not only full of strength, but if the strength is not enough, you can directly push it again, which is much more practical than the small knife of Xiao Li's flying knife.

Hiss......

It was like the last straw that killed the camel in an instant, and the True Qi Shield of the Emperor of the Phaseless Dynasty was like a punctured ball, leaking air crazily, and after the Pig Killing Knife with the right handle submerged into the True Qi Shield, it turned into an afterimage again, and when it reappeared, it was already in Ling Lingqi's hands.

The Emperor of Wuxiang watched the big hole in his chest come out, staggered a few steps, and fell to the ground and died.

Bang Bang Bang ......

The onlookers applauded one after another, feeling that the trip was worthwhile, not only seeing the flying immortals outside the sky, but also seeing the emperor, and also seeing the emperor of Wuxiang.

Well, although a lot of them have died, but that's not the point, the point is the emperor.

"It turns out that you are the emperor, as soon as I saw it, I thought you were handsome!"

"The proper pretty boy didn't say it, I want to be called the capital Pan'an, but when I see the emperor, I feel that this name is only worthy of the emperor."

"Hmph, long ago when the emperor was still a flying immortal outside the sky, I saw at a glance that he was full of nobility, I thought it was the spirit of an immortal, but it turned out to be the emperor's spirit!"

A group of doctors surrounded the emperor and patted on the back, this guy was previously tied up by the wife and children of the Emperor Wuxiang, and then dressed him in an alien suit to act as the so-called flying immortals.

Emperor Wuxiang's purpose is naturally to attract the doctors of the Ming Dynasty to come and watch strongly, and then solve them all, so that the army of the Ming Dynasty will have no doctors.

What?

Why not just kill the Emperor?

As everyone knows, the emperor in the late Ming Dynasty was a decoration at all, and an unlucky guy named Zhu Qizhen was once caught by Wara, who was originally thinking about using this emperor to knock a stroke, but the minister of the Ming Dynasty backhanded another emperor!

The lesson from the past is here, Emperor Wuxiang feels that he is not a fool, it is better to let the emperor fly outside the immortal on the same day and let the doctor unravel, let alone the doctor when the time comes, the rivers and lakes may be able to let the Ming Dynasty cut it.

However, although he has always been praised for being very handsome, the emperor did not feel happy, after all, the beauty has become an ugly ghost, and only when he can be happy in his heart can he have a ghost.

Seeing this, he pointed at the Emperor of the Phaseless Phase: "Speaking of which, this person is more like a flying immortal outside the sky, how do you say he eats?" ”

As a doctor, he was naturally curious about all kinds of unknowns, so a group of doctors surrounded the body of Emperor Wuxiang, and then began to discuss: "Indeed, this person has no mouth, how does he eat?" ”

"I've heard that human skin can breathe, could it be that he smeared food on his body and ate it?"

"No, no, it should be that he has a mouth on his stomach."

"Nonsense, this is obviously a knife wound!"

Ling Lingfa pulled his wife and glanced at the emperor and Ling Lingqi, and the four of them immediately left this place of right and wrong, Ma De is a group of mentally retarded, so many people have died here, and they dare to stay here.