Chapter 182: Surname Jia, Fame and Fortune
"Let me explain to you this, I am from another world, you from another world, driven by the will of the universe, to come and help you."
"I see, I said why there are two people who are so handsome."
"You believe it?"
"Believe, this is quantum mechanics!"
"You know that, too?"
"A while ago, I flew to Italy on a flying plane, and I happened to meet a ghost, and we hit it off at first sight, and he talked to me about this theory, but he said that it was too esoteric for ordinary people, and he planned to teach "Kinematics" first."
"Eh, dare to ask this ghost guy's surname?"
"The surname is Jia, fame and fortune."
Ling Lingqi wanted to leave the copy directly, but there is one thing to say, although the invention of sporadic hair is a bit strange, but it is also too contrary to science, Ling Lingqi learned this outrageous black technology very much, after all, this thing can be used in ancient times, there is no reason why it can't be used in reality.
Ling Lingqi couldn't help but sigh, it was his own fault, his invention was really wonderful.
Love Chopping Hand: A wooden hand that is used to prevent cutting into the hand, the only problem is that this hand cannot pick up the dish.
Portable broom: This thing is amazing, the left foot is a broom, the right foot is a dustpan can sweep the floor while walking, well, the only problem is that the amount of sweep is a little small, and the action requirements are slightly higher.
Rat Force Shaker: Due to the interference of some mysterious force, and the fact that Ling Lingqi was not allowed to watch it during practice, Ling Lingqi had only heard of it.
Of course, in addition to these inventions that are not indiscriminate, there are also some slightly useful inventions, that is, the remote-controlled mandarin duck shovel, which is perfect for his wife not to be splashed with oil when stir-frying.
As well as a range hood!
This range hood has attracted Ling Lingqi's great attention, because this thing doesn't use electricity!
"This is because of internal force."
Zero Zero Hair said as a matter of course: "Because our Han people are weak, we have cultivated basic internal strength since we were young, as long as we instill internal force into this range hood, we can use it to run on its own." ”
Zero Zero put his hand on the range hood, and soon the range hood turned on its own.
"Don't you have it in the world?"
It's really a shame for the other world, only primary and secondary school students broadcast gymnastics in our world, and also, everyone in the Ming Dynasty cultivated internal strength, why was it invaded by Wara?
"Can I know how you have cultivated this internal strength?"
It's very depressing to say it, and the players actually haven't tried to cultivate their internal strength in reality, but one by one they either sit with numb legs or are drowsy.
I also practiced the Heaven Splitting God Palm, but in addition to being able to strengthen the body and the effect is a little better than that of broadcast gymnastics, it is useless at all.
As a local, Zero Zero's use of internal forces is different from others, plus he is a scientist? There should be some different opinions.
"In fact, everyone has internal forces, and the organs, tissues and cells of living organisms will produce energy in life activities, and there will be some tiny currents......
Ling Ling paint: ̄△ ̄
Isn't this bioelectricity?
"Later, after I discovered this principle, I began to experiment with whether I could use the thunder for my own use."
"What happened then?"
Although Ling Lingqi felt that the more he talked about it, the more outrageous it was, he still felt that it was very reasonable, after all, there was already bioelectricity in the human body, although this electricity could not even light a light bulb under normal circumstances.
"Well, the test chicken was hacked to death by thunder, but the taste is very good, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and then I split ten in a row and made a whole chicken feast for the family."
Zero hair and a look back on the taste.
Ling Lingqi: ......
There is a problem with the brain circuit of this group of people, could it be that they have overcultivated, and their heads are full of chaotic currents!
Although he felt that this group of people had a lot of brains, he still took out various high-tech products to exchange them with Zero.
However, compared to the RPG that Ling Lingqi took out, AK47 and other thermal weapons, Ling Zerofa prefers those household appliances, and what is even more outrageous is that within two minutes of getting his hands on it, these household appliances that are not plugged in can start on their own.
As far as Nima is outrageous, Ling Lingqi thinks that whoever wants to tell him that this world is real, he will slap him to death with a big ear scraper!
At this moment, the wise ...... The emperor of Yong Shuangquan also came to make a fortune from zero.
"Your Majesty, why are you here?"
Zero Shots is a little nervous, after all, this is a time bomb, whether it is physical or mental, physically going to die, then the whole Ming Dynasty will be in chaos, and mentally this lord has no pressure to be an emperor at all.
Didn't you see that he ran to see the flying immortals outside the sky in a hurry last night? As a result, he was almost dissected by a group of doctors.
"I heard that this is a visitor from another world, so I naturally want to get acquainted."
The emperor unceremoniously pushed away the zero hair and asked curiously: "Since you are another zero hair, is there another me?" ”
Ling Lingqi was speechless again, this group of people is really big, and their ability to accept it is too strong.
"I'm sorry, I haven't seen you."
The emperor was shocked: "How is it possible, no one knows about such a handsome person as me?" ”
So is everyone in this world narcissistic?
"Yes, even if the emperor's handsomeness is little known, but he is the emperor, haven't you seen it?"
A monk dressed in a posture with long thick hair also felt incredible.
"I'm really sorry, we don't have an emperor in the world."
"And this kind of good thing?"
It was none other than the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty who said this, and when he heard that there was no emperor in Ling Lingqi's world, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Please tell me how you did it." ”
Ling Lingqi: ???
Why did Your Majesty rebel?
What Ling Lingqi didn't know was that as an emperor, there were actually many things that had to be done, such as: choosing a concubine.
It seems to be a very happy thing, but as emperors, sometimes in order to show favor for their courtiers, they will marry the daughters of their courtiers, or marry their daughters to courtiers.
And this emperor obviously can't marry his daughter at his age, so he can only marry the daughter of his courtiers, but the daughters of these courtiers are too 'beautiful and fragrant', and he lives in torment every day.
"Well, this is an unenvisioned path, are you sure you want to go?"
Ling Lingqi's face was strange, on the one hand, he was a little proud, after all, he had fooled the Emperor Kiriji at the beginning, ah no, he had been educated to become a good socialist youth, and the entire magic world had turned red, resulting in the fact that he couldn't even run the Holy Grail War later, so he could only make up the numbers with the players.
On the other hand, he was a little uncertain, after all, he didn't plan to stay in this copy for a long time, and he didn't know if he could understand it if he just threw him a book.
"I'm sure! I will not give up, even if I fail, there are thousands of emperors who will stand up and take off their jade crowns. ”
Emperor Ming said with a firm face.
"Your Majesty, I'll help you!"
Zero and zero hair immediately expressed loyalty.
"And me!"
Buddha Yin also spoke.
"I'm the same!"
"Please take me with you!"
Ling Lingqi: ......
Are you stupid, he is going to step down, then he won't be able to give you any benefits, okay!
Forget it, you're happy!
It's just that after entering this copy for less than half a day, Ling Lingqi feels physically and mentally exhausted, forget it, it's flashing.