Chapter 357: Laxatives (I)
At this time, the sun had also woken up, although the body was weak, but under the treatment of the Eight Uniques, the injuries were all improved, but it took time to recover. And now, everyone is sitting in a circle, discussing the plan to escape from prison.
"Pippi, do you think the female monkey will still take a nap? Let's wait for it to take a nap and escape?" Zhang Yutong put forward his opinion.
Zheng Zirui said: "This is definitely not going to work. β
"Why not?" Zhang Yutong snorted.
Pippi also shook his head and said: "Yutong, I'm afraid this method won't work, unless the other party has the intention to let us go, otherwise, he will definitely pay attention to us here, once we can't escape, it is very likely to anger her and lead to death." β
"Oh..."Zhang Yutong still listened to Pippi's words, since this can't work, he can only find another way, and everyone began to think.
After a while, Zhang Yutong said again: "By the way, how about we also run away in a tunnel?" and this time it was Xiaoba who answered her
"Sister Yutong, I already tried it just now, I don't know what the walls of this house are made of, I tried to cut it with a Huaying knife, but I can only cut a thin crack, unless I use all my strength, I can break it. But if you do that, there will be a lot of movement, and it will definitely attract the person's attention. β
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, it's annoying!" Zhang Yutong complained.
Zheng Zirui looked at her and couldn't help but blow: "Hey, they all say that they have big breasts and no brains, and that's true." β
Zhang Yutong glared at him and said angrily: "If you have the ability, you can come up with a feasible solution, if you can't say it, the old lady will give you an electric roast pig." β
When Zheng Zirui heard this, he trembled all over, and immediately activated all his brain cells to think. After a while, Zheng Zirui slapped his thigh and shouted, "There is!"
Zheng Zirui's shout attracted everyone's attention, and they all turned their heads to look at him.
Zheng Zirui laughed a few times proudly before he said to everyone: "I have a good solution! Guess what?"
"Hmph, what can the pig brain come up with. Zhang Yutong gave him a blank look, obviously not thinking that Zheng Zirui would come up with a feasible method.
Zheng Zirui cleared his throat and said with a look of confidence: "Let me analyze it for you, if we want to escape, there are only two opportunities, one is to make the other party's attention not on us, so that we can escape secretly." There is also a chance that the other party knows that we are going to escape, but they have no time to take care of us. β
"Nonsense, to the point. Zhang Yutong snorted dissatisfiedly, everyone knows these things, obviously she thinks that Zheng Zirui said this is a superfluous move.
"Don't worry, listen to me. Zheng Zirui said: "You also said just now, if we want it to escape secretly without paying attention, it is obviously unrealistic in the short term, so we have to choose the second method, that is, let him have no time to take care of us." β
Zhang Yutong snorted and interrupted Zheng Zirui's words: "Big brother, that person is god-level no matter how you look at it, what can make her have no time to care about us, are you dreaming?"
Zheng Zirui smiled mysteriously, beckoned everyone to stick their heads over, and after leading everyone into place, he said in a low voice: "Of course there is a way, when will you have no time to care about other things?"
"When?" Xiao Ba also said softly to Zheng Zirui's rhythm.
"Hehe, of course it's time for three emergencies. β
Hearing this, everyone's faces suddenly turned strange, and Zhang Yutong couldn't help but slap Zheng Zirui on the top of his head and said: "Vulgar! shameless!"
Zheng Zirui was photographed this time, and said with some grievances: "Why are you filming me, I'm telling the truth." When she poops, we run away, and she can't spare her hands if she wants to chase us. β
"You should be like you, constipated all day long, squatting for an hour. Zhang Yutong snorted.
The fierce Cheng dΓΉ of this remark was not worse than Zheng Zirui's idea at all, and everyone was stunned. Even Zheng Zirui, who was extremely thick-skinned, was embarrassed there.
In the end, it was Pippi who said: "What Rui Rui said is indeed feasible." β
"What's feasible about what he said, it's so obscene and despicable!" Zhang Yutong obviously disagreed with Zheng Zirui's method.
Pippi said: "Yutong, although Rui Rui's method is not the right way, it does have a good chance of success. β
"What's the big deal, who of you knows how often it goes to the toilet, how long it lasts, if the time is short, we didn't run far before we were caught, so we're not afraid of provoking her to kill us!?"
At this time, Zheng Zirui shook his head leisurely and said: "Sure enough, the woman's nutrition has gone down, and she didn't arch her brain, how often it goes to the toilet, although we don't know, but we have a way to make it." β
"Manufacturing?" Zhang Yutong looked at Zheng Zirui, she had been attracted by Zheng Zirui's words about manufacturing, and didn't care about what he said before, after all, Zhang Yutong was not stupid, although he felt that this method was very despicable and shameful, but if he thought about it carefully, it was really not a good way.
"That's right!" Zheng Zirui looked at Pippi and said, "President, do you still have that there?"
Pipsqueak nodded, "And." As he spoke, he pulled out a fist-sized wooden box from the storage bag, and when the wooden box was opened, it was a white powder.
"What is this?" Hachi asked curiously.
The corners of Pippi's mouth raised, and his usually gentle and elegant smile also revealed a sense of evil at this moment, and he said in a low voice: "This is a powerful laxative that melts when it comes to water, and is colorless and odorless. As he spoke, he twisted a handful with his fingers and said, "Just a little bit is enough to make an elephant pull out of its prostration." β
Hearing this, Hachi couldn't help but feel a chill, thinking to himself, "Is this the life of a mercenary, how come there are such things... It seems that the pepper and chili noodles I usually carry with me are still not ruthless enough, and it seems that I should prepare some of these things in the future. β
"People are stupid, can they take laxatives?" Zhang Yutong said.
Speaking of giving laxatives, even the always taciturn Sunshine came over and actively participated in the discussion.
"We can give her food, this is the Emerald Valley, isolated from the outside world, inaccessible. So although the species may be very rich, there will be a lack of cooking methods and skills, as long as we use these reasonably to make some food that can attract her, then there is no worry that she will not eat it. β
Zheng Zirui immediately added on the side: "Yes, yes, not only that, this is a laxative, not **." ** If she can still rely on her own strength to suppress the toxicity and deal with us first. But if it's a laxative, it's already too late to get into the stomach, and I don't believe she can hold back and catch us!"
The next time was a detailed discussion on how to implement it. Even Zhang Yutong, who was very disgusted with their behavior at the beginning, joined the discussion group excitedly, and from time to time let out bursts of creepy laughter, which made Xiao Ba, who was watching everyone on the side, couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head again and again.
Hachi only felt that the four people in front of him at this time had turned into four evil devils...
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On this day, the mother ape just took the little monkey to her garden to pick some fruits, ready to go back to satisfy her hunger, just out of the garden, she smelled a strange fragrance, this smell is very special, the mother ape has never smelled it, so she curiously took the little monkey to follow the smell to find it.
Soon, they found the source of the taste, which was the room where the people of Wonderland were imprisoned...