Chapter 358: Laxatives (Medium)
At this time, the mother monkey had already pulled the little monkey to the outside of the room where everyone in the fairyland was imprisoned. Here, the mother monkey has re-transformed into the wild but noble beauty, but the little monkey has not changed, it is still so big. One person leads a monkey, but it is a little funny, like an animal breeder.
"What are they doing? It tastes weird. The little monkey looked up and said to his mother.
The female ape, who had transformed into a human form, shook her head and said, "I don't know, but it smells like food." ”
"Food!?" the little monkey had a twinkle in his eyes, and by the smell of guò he could tell that it was by no means any kind of food he knew.
Although not everyone is a foodie, for the little monkeys, who have been living in the Emerald Valley since they were children, they have long been tired of the qiē in the valley, and of course they are extremely interested in things in the outside world, not to mention, it is still the nature of animals to eat.
The door of the house opened gently, and the mother ape walked in with the little monkey, and at a glance saw Hachi and the others sitting around a fire, and on the fire, a golden leg of mutton was erected.
At this time, "Chef Zheng" is carefully roasting the leg of lamb and adding various seasonings to make the golden leg of lamb full of attractive aroma.
"You're setting fire to me!?" said the she-ape, who had turned into a woman, angrily. Animals have a natural resistance to fire, even if they know what the other person is working on, let alone in the house.
Hearing the voice of the female ape, Zheng Zirui said unhurriedly: "Senior, you are here, we are worried about how to send it to you, we have been thinking about how to repay you for not killing in the past few days, you have countless treasures here, you must not look down on our net worth, think about it, we feel that the food here is really light, so we decided to personally for you..." And this little monkey they knew was the one who had told them about their "woman" habits before.
Zheng Zirui saw it, and the others naturally saw it, and Xiao Ba hurriedly asked, "Why are you also caught in!?" He thought that the little monkey was implicated by them and was caught.
The little monkey made a strange face at him and said, "Hmph, you are the ones who were arrested, I can come if I want, what is it called to be caught, this is my mother!"
There was a sudden silence all around, no one thought that this "woman" and the little monkey were mother and son, after a while, the little monkey only felt five pairs of angry eyes looking at him, eager to tear himself apart, frightened it shivered, retracted behind its mother.
Seeing this, the woman smiled slightly, stretched out her hand and slapped the little monkey, everyone's appearance was normal in her opinion, not only everyone in the fairyland, even if it was her, she wanted to beat this little guy violently, how could anyone let outsiders go to their own house to steal things, it was really a lack of beating. It's just that she has always loved her children but she is reluctant to start, plus she has nothing to do all day, after such a trouble, she also feels that things are very interesting, but she is in a good mood.
"I heard from Xiao'er that you have saved its life, and our clan has always been grateful for it, so I will give you this thing. The woman smiled and pulled out a green fruit from her hand, and when she saw this fruit, everyone's eyes suddenly changed from anger to surprise, and finally to excitement, because it was the fruit of life.
"Ahh Bear... The fruit of life!?" Zheng Zirui was the first to exclaim.
The woman nodded: "It is indeed the fruit of life, this fruit is the treasure of heaven and earth, as long as it is picked, even I can't let it grow back, rather than let its essence slowly lose and eventually spoil, it is better to give it to you." ”
"Thank you, senior!" everyone said almost in unison, and Zheng Zirui was even more excited and almost kowtowed.
At this time, the woman looked at the barbecue on the stove and said, "What are you doing here? You said you were going to give me something to eat?"
As soon as the words came out, Zheng Zirui immediately covered his mouth, and looked at the rest of the people in a panic, all five of them panicked, this barbecue was a trap they had arranged before, and a large number of laxatives were put in, in order to make the so-called "three urgents" of the female monkey. But at this time, the situation has changed, not to mention that the other party gave the fruit of life to everyone, but the mother of the little monkey can't give her this to eat.
In less than a breath of time, the five of them only produced a thousand eye changes, and finally Zheng Zirui gritted his teeth and said with a breath: "Originally, yes, but I suddenly remembered that the seniors must usually eat very light, and I am afraid that it is not suitable to eat this kind of greasy food suddenly, so let's change it to the seniors." After saying that, he laughed and was about to remove the leg of mutton.
The woman said lightly: "It's okay, I'm very interested in it, you can try it, it's okay to change it if it's not delicious." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then quickly looked at Zheng Zirui, and their eyes sent out hundreds of signals again.
"Uh..."Zheng Zirui said: "Okay then..."As he spoke, he went to get the roast leg of mutton, just when he just grabbed the signature wearing the roast leg of mutton, his body suddenly trembled, and the whole person twitched, and the hand holding the roast leg of the lamb signature did not hold it because of this tremor, and the leg of mutton instantly fell into the fire and was stained with a pile of ashes.
"Ah!" Zheng Zirui shouted, quickly grabbed the leg of mutton, looked at the "woman" with a look of regret and said: "Senior, I'm sorry, I made a mistake and accidentally didn't grasp it steadily, hey, it's a pity for this leg of mutton." Senior, wait a while, I'll roast you again, this leg of lamb is dirty and can't be eaten. ”
The "woman" looked at the leg of mutton, suddenly stretched out her hand and pointed, and the leg of mutton broke free from Zheng Zirui's hand and flew in front of the woman. After the woman looked up and down for a moment, she stretched out her hand and saw a faint green light wrapping the leg of lamb stained with ashes, and then saw that the ashes slowly began to be separated from the leg of lamb, and in just a few breaths, the leg of lamb became golden again, and there was no trace of ash.
He glanced at his "results" with satisfaction. The woman tore off a piece of meat from the leg of mutton and wanted to put it in her mouth, when everyone pounced on her like crazy.
"Stop!" shouted in unison.
The woman stopped and looked at the crowd: "Is there a problem? It's not dirty anymore, isn't this for this seat? Is there anything wrong with this?"
"It's... Yes, no problem... But..."Zheng Zirui stammered.
"But what?" the woman frowned, revealing a dissatisfied expression, these people clearly said that they would eat for themselves, but they did everything possible to prevent her, which made her very unhappy.
"But... But..."Zheng Zirui said, looking at Zhang Yutong for help, Zhang Yutong grinned and showed that he couldn't think of it, Zheng Zirui looked at Pippi again, Pippi lowered his head and didn't look at him. Zheng Zirui looked at the sun again, the sun was more direct, and he fainted directly, and in the end, he could only look at Xiaoba with the most aggrieved expression.
Hachi swallowed his saliva, reached out and picked his head vigorously, and finally gritted his teeth and stood up. came to the woman and said, "Senior, we are on this... Added..."
"What's more? Do you want to poison this seat!?" The woman was furious when she heard this, and her momentum suddenly soared, and the crowd was breathless.
"No... No, it's chili noodles!" Zheng Zirui suddenly grabbed the words and said.
"Pepper noodles?" the woman's momentum retracted, looked at Zheng Zirui and said, "What is that?"
Zheng Zirui immediately took out a small packet, which was red chili noodles, and then said sincerely: "Senior, we suddenly remembered that maybe you won't be used to this, so we won't let you eat it." Why don't you try it and see if you can eat it?" he handed over the chili noodles in his hand.
The "woman" stretched out her slender finger and gently dipped it on the chili noodles, then put it into her mouth, immediately frowned, and whispered to the side: "How can this thing be eaten!?"
Seeing the woman's appearance, several people finally breathed out a sigh of relief, Zheng Zirui snatched the roast leg of lamb in the woman's hand and said: "We were negligent, we didn't consider that the predecessors usually eat light food here, and they definitely can't stand the stimulation of chili peppers, so we will roast one for you, you can wait a while." ”
While speaking, Zheng Zirui took out another processed roast leg of lamb from the storage bag and put it on the fire and began to cook.
The woman was not disappointed by this, usually he ate wild fruits and some beasts of the Emerald Valley, all of which were thin-skinned and ready-to-eat, where was the cooking process, so at this time he also looked quiet and tasteful, held the little monkey in his arms, and simply sat by the bonfire like everyone else.
Just when the second roast leg of lamb was almost cooked, the woman suddenly said, "By the way, then you must eat chili, right?"
Zheng Zirui said casually: "Eat." ”
"Oh, don't spoil the food, you can eat it. After speaking, he pointed to the roast leg of lamb that had been placed aside earlier.
When everyone heard this, they were all stunned...