Chapter 187: The Weak Monkey Doesn't Know Where It Came From
When I got closer, the two monkeys were lying quietly on the canoe, motionless, occasionally opening their eyes, seeing that Zhang Ming was still beside them, and hurriedly closed their eyes again.
"What is this doing? Playing dead? ”
The second monk Zhang Mingzhang was puzzled, stood still on the canoe, and took out a glass ball from his arms...... Well, in fact, when he was forging strange things, the garbage he made out had a little mental ability to cause greed, of course, it was only a little, and it didn't have much effect.
(It's coming, weapons out!) )
"Squeak!" (Don't talk, even if it bites our toes, don't move.) )
The monkeys face to face, frowning in private, pretending to be dead.
Zhang Ming waved his hand.
"Gollum!" The glass beads fell to the ground and rolled in front of the little monkey, exuding an inexplicable luster.
Soon, the little monkey's attention was attracted by the glass ball, and the power of temptation made its monkey's heart "thump".
A pair of eyes couldn't help but open, and they couldn't help but stare at the glass ball.
……
"Ahem...... Are you afraid of me? Playing dead? Pretty smart. Zhang Ming couldn't understand what the two monkeys were doing, so he pretended to leave a few steps.
But his mood is actually quite excited, this is a monkey! He swears that any traveler who has been adrift at sea for 10 years will be so excited that he can't sleep when he finds a monkey rowing on the sea!
Obviously, the monkeys seemed to be a little afraid of him.
Zhang Ming quickly understood that in order to deter those insects, he did not use the ability of "concealing himself", coupled with the high-speed movement just now, like a missile, the aura was indeed quite terrifying......
He dived straight into the icy water.
The golden light on the whole body separates the cold water from the clothes, so there is no need to worry about soaking.
"This King Kong ability, the more I use it, the more I think it's easy to use." Zhang Ming praised in his heart.
……
Soon, the monkeys found out that Lao Zhang had left, and the little monkey immediately picked up the glass beads, and was extremely happy, happy like a fool, as if he had picked up some treasure.
But he didn't want the big monkey to grab the bead and throw it into the sea.
With a "plop", the little monkey was in a hurry, and almost jumped into the icy sea water under impulse.
"Squeak! (Don't die!) )”
The little monkey suddenly realized that the monster was terrible, and the little garbage thrown out made its heroic and fearless soul feel flawed.
The two monkeys picked up their paddles and tried to paddle away.
Thank you for saving your life, but we're not guests.
"Squeaky squeak! (You're so smart, big monkey.) It's really gone. The little monkey said with adoration on his face.
The big monkey who gave advice smiled, but he didn't expect that in such a dangerous environment, they actually escaped, it was really a magical day.
Big Monkey: (That monster is stupid, we have deceived you!) )
(But where did that monster come from?) )
Suddenly, the little monkey sitting opposite was stunned and screamed loudly!
It screamed so loudly that it was like a miserable howl before death!
I even tried to stop screaming and pretending to be dead halfway, but it was too late, and the monster that emitted golden light came out again, and viciously grabbed their boat, like grabbing a leaf, extremely easy!
The two monkeys rowed wildly, even though they had exhausted all their strength, they were still rowing wildly!
They then found that their boat was not moving, because the boat was caught by the "monster", and they began to scream "rhinoceros" again.
The two monkeys screamed, scratched their ears and cheeks, and did not dare to jump into the icy sea, and when they realized that their roar was useless, they finally lay flat......
The monkey literally lay on the ground, calmly waiting for his own death.
……
Zhang Ming was a little speechless, what's the matter with this monkey?
It seems that the level of wisdom is not low.
He pushed the canoe to the side of his sailboat and shouted, "Shi Mama, there is a guest coming!" With the help of your translation skills. ”
Shi Mama is still resting in the kennel, after being frozen into a big ice lump last night, this guy doesn't know if it's pretended, or if it's really a big injury, he has been staying by the stove, as for the crack on its back, it has long been recovered.
Shi Mama moved.
Translation is a fart, very tired.
Caught two monkeys? Well? Oh?
Shi Mama's lewd nature began to kick in, and he was eager to try it, ready to give the guests a big surprise!
……
Seeing that the monsters that emitted golden light did not embarrass them, the two monkeys jumped in horror for a moment, exchanged broken thoughts in their mouths, and jumped onto the deck.
They looked around familiarly, and when they saw the aluminum alloy on the deck, they had a strange look on their faces.
That expression made Lao Zhang indescribable, just like a patient who had been imprisoned for a long time in a mental hospital, who had nothing to love in life and died lying down.
"I'm loved by dolphins and killer whales, what's going on with the two of you?"
The two monkeys found the room where the stove was again, and fearlessly pushed the door in, and squeezed to the fire.
Zhang Ming: "......"
What's the situation, are you two monkeys too familiar, and who let you into the room?
Brother Hao was closing his eyes to recuperate, but after hearing the sound of the door opening, he quickly opened his eyes and found that the two monkeys were babbling something and poking their buttocks with their fingers.
(here...... Is it a prison? What is it? Monster-bred food? )
The lawless monkey, finding a creature weaker than himself, screams happily.
……
Memories of the past come flooding back to my mind.
Brother Hao vaguely remembers that on Earth, he seems to have seen this creature...... Its owner, who often travels around with it, is a place called the zoo where this weak creature is imprisoned.
Thinking of this, even Brother Hao, who was sick, bared his teeth and roared.
"Rhinoceros! "The little monkey screamed loudly, startled by the grinning dog!
took two steps back, and ended up stepping on Xiaobai's turtle shell!
Xiaobai was not polite, and opened his mouth to bite.
"Rhinoceros! (Monsters)" it screamed again, and its other foot stepped on the extremely strange stone mama.
Shi Ma Ma Ke was not polite, and recited "rhinoceros (monster)" with a strange cry, which stuck directly to the soles of the other party's feet.
The monkey was once again taken aback, and found the strange stone on the soles of his feet, jumping up and down, shaking wildly, and could not shake off the stinky stone.
And Shi Mama's lewd nature began to release happily, slowly moving from the soles of her feet to her buttocks, and began to "buzz" and vibrate, while shouting "rhinoceros, rhinoceros".
The crucifixion monkey slowly lay down.
The stinky stone was not satisfied, and rolled directly into its face and yelled.
This ...... At first glance, it looks like a black defense that can't be removed!
The other great monkey, whose eyes were wide open and extremely frightened at this scene, also lay down and began to wait for death.
"It's a motor!"
This must be the devil's territory!!
They will endure torture worse than death.
"Shi Mama, don't bully our guests." Lao Zhang couldn't stand it anymore and stopped this atrocity.
These two monkeys are really not powerful creatures, their strength is roughly equivalent to 20-30 points of human physique.
That's right, only 20-30 points!
What do you mean by that......
Adult humans who have never cultivated only have 20 points of physique, and 20-30 points of physique are quite acceptable on the earth.
But looking at the Sea of Demon Gods, it can only be said that it is not even the bottom of the food chain...... Although their movements are indeed quite agile, they have a little bit of intelligence.
"Big sister pelican eats one monkey in one bite, and 10 can fill her stomach."
"These two weak monkeys are most likely escaped from some world."
Seeing their tired and frightened looks, Zhang Ming turned his head and chopped off half of the fish's head from the kitchen.
A rough voice came from not far away.
The monkeys fantasized to their heart's content, and the scene where their monkey brain was knocked open was really quiet.
The ancients: Kill the fish and show it to the monkey!
After a while, Zhang Ming carried a large cauldron and put it on the stove.
This piece of cold-water fish in the deep sea has delicate meat and no intermuscular spines, and it tastes quite good whether it is steamed, stir-fried, or directly made into sashimi.
"In this cold environment, eating hot pot is the enjoyment of the world!" Zhang Ming took a stool and sat down, waiting patiently.
The only trouble is that the sun in this hellish place is too small to grow vegetables, and there are some seasonings such as green onions, ginger and garlic.
He can only replace vegetables with kelp and moss from the glacier, but it also has a wild flavor.
After a while, the milky white fish oil is boiled, and hot bubbles bubble up, and the aroma is full of flavor in this cold environment.
Zhang Ming took a piece with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and nodded slightly, it was really delicious...... It's just that the spirit contained in it is a little less, and if you eat it for a week, it is estimated that you can only add a few attributes.
"Better than nothing!"
He filled a small bowl for Xiaobai and Brother Hao.
In the end, it was the turn of the two monkeys.
The two monkeys pretended to be indifferent, but in fact they were panicked and frightened, and they wanted to eat to death, after all, they were really hungry, and their bodies' thirst for energy was no joke.
Under the dilemma, I kept scratching my ears and cheeks, and I almost couldn't hold back and scream out.
It turned out to be his turn and found only a small piece in the bowl.
The two monkeys looked dissatisfied, and reached out to grab the piece of their companion's bowl, which in their eyes was larger.
"When you are in trouble, you exploit your companions, right? What's the difference between this and humans? Seeing that the two monkeys were fighting by themselves, Zhang Ming was quite speechless, eating hot pot fish and meat by himself.
It's not that he was stingy and only gave a piece of meat.
It's this fish meat, no matter how bad it is, it's monster meat, and he is afraid that this monkey's weak body will be strangled to death by a piece of meat!
The two monkeys snatched each other's fish, showed satisfied expressions, and then couldn't wait to bite viciously.
(End of chapter)