This bite seemed to have discovered a new continent, and the monkeys showed extremely shocked expressions.

There is such a delicious thing in the world!

After eating this piece of meat, he was eager to stretch out his hand and ask Lao Zhang for it.

"Brother doesn't take a big step! (Eat too!) ）”

Suddenly, they found themselves full, and there was a huge stream of heat running around in their bodies, and this unusual feeling of satiety made them quickly understand that if they continued to eat, their bodies would have to explode!

The monkeys were so sad that why did they eat so quickly and why did they gobble it up?

You should chew it slowly and eat it all day!

found the "monster", took out a small bottle, took a sip, and a smell of alcohol filled the small room.

The monkeys immediately became excited, we can't eat meat, we can drink!

The lawless character has flare up again, these two monkeys actually can't measure themselves, and the furry hands grab one by one, intending to rob Lao Zhang's things!

As a result, he had just pounced on it, and was blocked back by a burst of golden light.

"King Kong" is indeed a universal ability that can be used for defense, for damage, and also to scare monkeys.

When the two monkeys touched the golden light, they screamed in horror as if they had been burned by something.

Immediately afterwards, they remembered Lao Zhang's mysterious horror, "squeak" twice, and patted the dust on the ass casually, indicating that nothing happened just now, don't mind, we monkeys just forgot that you were a terrifying monster, and now that you remember it again, you should treat it as if you didn't see it......

Lao Zhang laughed "hahaha", he didn't embarrass these weak lifeforms.

The sailboat has been drifting in this icy sea for too long, and the boredom of practicing every day is really difficult.

Even Xiaobai was on the side, quietly looking, with a very serious turtle face.

"Squeak squeak (This monster seems to be trying to feed us, and when it falls asleep, we run away.) ）”

"Squeak squeak (it's better to steal a little more fish, that meat is so delicious, it's full in one piece.) ）”

The two monkeys talked openly. They don't think that anyone here can understand their indigenous monkey language.

Zhang Ming pretended to be very cold, but he was actually eager to play monkey.

He coughed, brought a Shimama brand translator, and communicated with the two guys.

"Shimama, ask me, where do they come from? Did it come out of some world? What the hell are you doing in this place? ”

Shi Mama actually didn't have much interest in such a vegetable monkey, it preferred to bully the strong, but when it came to a hidden world, he could only lie on the ground and lazily repeat it in spiritual language.

As a result, the two monkeys jumped up and down in fright, babbling nonsense and grinning at Shi Mama, and questioned loudly, why does this stone speak monkey language?! Could it be that all of their escape plots just now were listened to by this stone?

Big Monkey: "Squeak! (Throw this stone into the sea, and no one will know!) ）”

Little Monkey: (Throw it away, you lose it!) ）

Shi Mama: ......

I have to say that the monkey is a completely degraded version of humans.

Although they are a little smart, they are really not very disciplined, ADHD, gluttony, cheap, impolite, and lawless!

And the amnesia is extremely severe, it is simply the memory of a fish!

Now pay attention to Shangshi Mama, and the monkeys have forgotten about Lao Zhang, who is eyeing him on the side.

Obviously it is a situation of "people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat", and the performance of these two monkeys is like being in their own home, they are looking around, and they don't know what to call monkeys.

Occasionally, he exclaimed a few words, and began to touch the things in the room curiously, and finally began to comb Brother Hao's dog hair with great interest, looking like he was looking for lice.

"These two guys, if they don't find something to do, they're very nervous, right?"

Seeing that they didn't bully their dogs, Zhang Ming let it go and let Shi Mama communicate slowly.

After a few minutes, the approximate results of the communication came out.

Shi Mama said in an old tone, trembling: (They say that they are from the Monkey Pavilion Valley, a valley-like place...... The temperature is pleasant, the birds are singing, and the food is abundant. ）

(The two monkeys were on an adventure, there were seven monkeys at first, and now only the last two remain.) ）

"What about the five? Ran away? ”

(All are dead.) ）

"What? Five dead monkeys? Zhang Ming couldn't cry or laugh, seeing the monkey looking left and right, "Such a tragic thing, how can there be an inexplicable sense of joy when they say it?" ”

The two monkeys answered the question and were rewarded with a small bite of fish soup. Although they can no longer eat fish, they can still drink some soup.

After a mouthful of steaming fish soup, the monkeys were a little dissatisfied, and before they could taste it, they were gone.

The pair of monkey faces grinned, a little disgusted with the other party's stinginess, and did not dare to attack.

Zhang Ming asked again: "Can we let them take us to its hometown?" The temperature is good in the home of the monkeys, and now the place is too cold......"

Shimama: (They say that in their world, there is a volcano, so it's warmer than here.) But they must discover new knowledge before they can return to their homeland, or they might as well die in the wilderness. ）

What kind of custom is this?

Zhang Ming frowned, recalling the previous miraculous scene: after encountering an irresistible crisis, the two monkeys lay on the deck one after another, which was regarded as acquiescing in their own death.

At first, he thought that the monkey was scared silly, but he didn't expect that this was a kind of awareness of death?

Thinking about their 40-point physique, it is indeed not easy to break through this ghost place, even if they are not hunted by monsters, they will be frozen to death in a few days.

"If you meet two monkeys casually, they are actually strong!" Zhang Ming was amazed, grabbed a monkey, and stroked its fur twice.

The monkey struggled violently and almost gave Lao Zhang a mouthful.

"The strong?" Shi Mama reread a sentence, just these goods, are they also worthy of being strong?

Zhang Ming tilted his head and said quietly: "Why don't you deserve it?" I, Lao Zhang, only focus on the strength of the spiritual level, not the strength of the innate level. ”

"As long as it thinks it is a strong person from the bottom of its heart and puts it into practice, then it is a strong person. How can a monkey like this, who is not afraid of life and death, not deserve it? ”

Shi Mama was shocked by this philosophical quotation of the emperor, and silently recorded it in his heart, but he heard Brother Hao next door suddenly bared his teeth and jumped up.

"Woohoo!"

It turned out that one of the monkeys found that Brother Hao's smooth chrysanthemum was very tempting, and Brother Hao had no tail, so he couldn't resist his curiosity and poked it a few times.

Although Brother Hao is sick, but the chrysanthemum is poked, and he still has the strength to roar a few times.

Shi Mama immediately repeated in disbelief: "Strong?!" ”

Lao Zhang raised his forehead, and he felt that it was inexplicably embarrassing to identify the monkey as a strong man: "Forget it, when I didn't say it!" ”

……

The inquiries about the monkeys continued.

may be because of eating fish, or it may be because Lao Zhang's current performance is quite kind, and the monkeys are 1510, which is quite cooperative.

"What are their customs? Why are you here? ”

(They say that one must go further than one's ancestors and discover something more useful in order to return to one's homeland with honor and be buried.) ）

Zhang Ming ate more than half of the hot pot by himself, and then patted his stomach unsatisfied: "Where did their ancestors go at most?" ”

Shi Ma Ma Dao: (This is it, the endless ocean and glaciers, a large number of insect monsters, they have never walked out of this glacial abyss.) ）

(They insist that they will not have a reason to return home unless they can discover more knowledge in the abyss.) ）

Zhang Ming touched his chin, and the monkeys described this area of the sea as an "abyss", a not-so-wonderful term.

Of course, it could also be because of the translation.

"Spiritual language" always transforms a general meaning into a concept that can be understood.

"Impossible, with the strength of you monkeys, even if you use the number of people to pile up, it is impossible to get out of the abyss." Zhang Ming shook his head and said, "It's been two years since our ship came to this sea area, and it has theoretically sailed for about ...... 60,000 km? ”

"With their canoes, how long does it take to row 60,000 kilometers? Even if you cut off your hands, you can't row thousands of kilometers. ”

"The temperature at night is even lower, and even if you don't encounter monsters, you will freeze to death."

(They say, they carry some survival tools.) If you're lucky, you'll be able to live a long time. ）

"Is that so......"

Zhang Ming stood up and explored the monkey's canoe, there were indeed ropes, fishing rods, spears, bows and arrows and other hunting tools, as well as a fiery red stone that emitted amazing heat, and the monkeys seemed to use this stone for warmth.

"Seems to be a ...... Oddities? His heart fluttered.

"It seems that the level of civilization of the monkeys is okay, not as I imagined."

Zhang Ming turned his head and returned to the stove room.

After Shi Mama's translation, the two monkeys "squeaked" a few times, they could not understand the distance nouns such as 60,000 kilometers, but they still had some concepts of time.

So they decided that they could not discover new knowledge, and lay silently on the deck, waiting for death to come.

Zhang Ming found that these guys were depressed, so he pointed to the fish head hot pot and said with a smile: "Is this thing a new discovery?" As long as you have new knowledge, you can go back to your hometown, right? ”

"Is the fish head hot pot delicious, do you want to bring it back to your hometown?"

After Shi Mama's translation, the monkeys glanced at Zhang Ming with disdain, can you not be so hillbilly?

If you get some food, even if it's a new discovery?!

What else do we monkeys need this tradition for?!

Just find a larger glacier and go straight back to your hometown!

……

(PS: On the last day of the double monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass!!) ）

(End of chapter)