"My name is Wade Winston Wilson, and I came to this damn world at the end of December 1963, and on the day I was born, the whole forest of Vancouver whispered the same name, Al...... Wade. From that moment on, my hunter father firmly believed that in the future I would be the embodiment of justice and bring peace and tranquility to this chaotic world. ”

"From the day I was born, I took on the handsomeness and responsibility that should not be at this age, in the eyes of the teacher, I am a model student with excellent character and learning, helpful, and hard-working, and in the eyes of my classmates, I am handsome and charming, honest and reliable, and worthy of entrusting my wife and daughter to my friend and leader......"

With melancholy eyes, fine stubble, and a deep voice, Wade swallowed clouds and spitted fog, telling his own experience, and at the same time showing the temperament of a decadent middle-aged uncle trapped in love to the fullest.

If it hadn't been for the details of the other party in advance, Cyber might have believed it.

Wilson also resolutely dismantled the stage, for fear that his boss would be fooled by his extremely unreliable cousin: "Cousin, my father didn't tell me that, he remembered that you were so angry that you changed the head teacher to three times within a year, and finally directly made the principal so angry that he had a heart attack and went to the hospital."

After you sit separately from the first classmate, you never pass the second exam, and you sit firmly in the bottom three of the class with your two new tablemates.

In the class, you also belong to the type of people who hate dogs, if it weren't for your fist being big enough, you would have ...... a long time ago."

"Shut up!"

Glancing at his uninteresting nephew, Wade was a little annoyed and angry: "I shouldn't have gone out on a date with Lisi in the first place, I should have stayed up late at home to play games, and let Daddy shoot that damn brother on the wall!" ”

"Forehead ......"

With a sloppy shrug, Wilson said no more.

Rubbing his slightly swollen temples, Cyber's face showed obvious impatience: "Okay, don't talk about your things about old sesame seeds and rotten grain, let's get to the point." ”

Although he had prepared for this guy's broken mouth in advance, he didn't expect the other party's words to be more than he expected.

"Okay."

Afraid that the other party would not treat him, Wade looked solemn and recalled: "After graduating from high school, because the blind people in the admissions department of the University of Toronto rejected my application, Lord Wade's dream of being a lawyer went bankrupt, and Lord Wade had to sign up for the army.

Gold shines everywhere.

Later, because of Lord Wade's outstanding ability and charming appearance, he was valued by the little white-faced colonel with a beast's heart, and was recruited into a special squad whose name I forgot the name, and then became teammates with two brothers, a big cat, a big dog, and a number of dragon sets whose names I can't remember.

Due to his superb emotional intelligence and handsome appearance, although Lord Wade was collectively excluded by that group of guys, he became the captain of that team with his excellent business ability. ”

"What does this have to do with the experiments you've been subjected to?"

Cyber asked knowingly.

Although he has learned a lot about it, there are still many details that need to be added.

"Like I said, that little white-faced colonel is a beast who didn't have a good idea when he recruited us, and treated us like a backup guinea pig for Project Weapon X."

Recalling this unbearable past, Wade cursed again: "After a period of observation, and finding that we perfectly agreed with his request, this beast secretly drugged in lunch, and stunned the unsuspecting Lord Wade. ”

"The experiment was successful?"

Wilson wondered.

"Of course! Or would you be able to see your great uncle here now? ”

Wade was still angry about the other party's revelation of his bottom just now, and he seized the opportunity to decisively start a wave of ridicule: "Idiot, it's really as stupid as your father." ”

"When Lord Wade woke up, he found that he had been fixed on a cold experimental table with a naked body, and there were a dozen familiar faces next to him, all of whom were members who had excluded Lord Wade before, what a happy 'happy ending', isn't it?"

After teasing himself, Wade didn't wait for his nephew to ask, so he took the initiative to explain: "Don't ask me what the specific experiment is and where I am lying, I only heard some well-dressed beasts in white coats muttering unclear words such as mutant genes and Edelman alloys." ”

"Fortunately, Lord Wade is worthy of being the chosen son, and he successfully survived the experiment with a mortality rate of 99%.

You know, according to the Colonel Beast, only three of the hundreds of test subjects survived, and Lord Wade happened to be one of them, and he was the only ordinary person among the three. ”

Cyber wondered, "What abilities have you gained?" ”

"Super self-healing, teleportation, eyeballs Biu~Biu~'s emitting laser, and countless other superpowers."

The index fingers and thumbs of both hands were separated by ninety degrees, and two false shots were fired at the black-haired man in front of him, and Wade boasted: "Anyway, that beast colonel stuffed all the mutant genes he could get into Lord Wade's body. ”

"Well, but the genetic test results just now show that there are no traces of the mutant gene in your DNA."

Projecting the test results onto the display screen, Cyber raised his eyebrows and asked, "What happened later?" ”

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly."

Snuffing out the cigarette butt, Wade's face suddenly became excited: "After the experiment was successful, I didn't expect that damn bastard to install a machine in Uncle Wade's neck and control Uncle Ben's body."

The most important thing is that that guy was jealous of Uncle Wade's handsome appearance and caused his mentality to be unbalanced, and ordered someone to sew up Uncle Weizui's mouth! ”

"Wise choice, I want to do this to you right now."

Cyber agrees 100% with Colonel Stryker's approach, causing Wilson to break out in a cold sweat.

After eight years at the Konate Group, Wilson knew that his boss didn't like to joke.

"By the time Uncle Wade woke up from his slumber again, he had already started a fight with the pair of cat and dog brothers."

Ignoring the other party's sarcasm, Wade had a look of 'reminiscing about the past and the eventful years' on his face: "But how can they be the opponents of Uncle Wade, who has nearly 100 superpowers, if it weren't for Uncle Wade's deliberate mercy, they would have been made into dog meat hot pot and charcoal-grilled raccoon cats." ”