"I hate it! It's all because Uncle Wade didn't know people and underestimated the sinister nature of people's hearts. ”

Speaking of this, Wade immediately transformed into a look of remorse: "Uncle Wade kindly let them go, and those two bastards actually took revenge, taking advantage of Uncle Wade's carelessness, they chopped off Uncle Wade's head with one claw."

You know, the two of us have a lifelong friendship! I knew the location of every body hair on that bastard's body, but I didn't expect the other party to actually wear clothes and not recognize people. ”

"Do you see a scar on my neck? It's still a dull ache! ”

Picking off his collar, Wade pointed to the skin full of black dirt on it, and said with an exaggerated expression: "I heard that the old dog joined the Avengers some time ago, and the next time I see him, I must find him to settle this account, if there is a next time." ”

Glancing at the other party in disgust, Cyber couldn't help but complain: "Wade, how long have you not taken a bath?" I only saw a thick layer of cellular metabolites on your neck, without any scars. ”

"It's right if I didn't see it!"

Clapped his hands suddenly, Wade looked natural: "If it weren't for this, how could those two bastards think that even if they cut off Uncle Wade's head and kicked it as a ball, they still couldn't succeed in killing Uncle Wade!"

After putting his head back to his neck and relying on his ability to heal himself, and the controller installed on the back of his neck was also destroyed by the dog, Uncle Wade regained his freedom. ”

"That's why you disappeared for more than ten years and didn't come back to my father's funeral until he died of cancer?"

The first time he heard his unreliable cousin mention the past, Wilson felt a little more understanding, but he was still a little angry.

"Didn't I make it up to you later? I paid for your high school and college! ”

After scolding his nephew, Wade patiently explained: "After the head was connected, Uncle Wade's mind was still messy, as if he had been stuffed in by ten big men with dicks, and finally he could only escape from the military base in a daze and go to the deep mountains and old forests to chat quietly for a few years." ”

"Until one day later, I suddenly felt a flash of white light in front of my eyes, and my mind became clear with a 'Duang'."

made a gesture that simulated an explosion, and Wade showed regret: "Unfortunately, nearly 100 superpowers that can make Uncle Wade become a star of justice and maintain world peace have also disappeared, and Uncle Wade has also become a mercenary Wade." ”

"Is that ......?"

Nodding, Saibo fell silent, not making any comments.

After being forcibly fused with nearly 100 mutant genes by Stryker, Wade's body may have had problems at that time, but with his strong self-healing ability, he forcibly maintained the battlefield of physical functions, and the only sequelae that showed it was that he was hit by the 'intelligence aura' and couldn't think independently.

The day Wade sobered up should be the day when the last Wanda went berserk and said the phrase 'there are no more mutants in the world', causing more than 99% of the world's mutants to lose their mutant abilities.

The opponent's artificial mutant ability should have also been affected by that great force and was wiped out from the root.

However, Cyber had no intention of telling Wade about this bullshit plaster.

What if the other party learns the truth and relies on the little witch and asks the other party to be responsible?

Cyber believes that with this guy's shamelessness and his face is already harder than Erdman's, he can definitely do something like pestering the little witch and demanding compensation from the other party for his losses, or using this as a threat to ask for his help to cause his genes to collapse.

If the little witch really gets stuck to this dogskin plaster and gets crooked by accident, he will have no place to cry at that time.

"I've finished telling the story as requested, can you help me treat my illness, big boss?"

After waiting for a while and still not seeing the other party speak, Wade had a bad feeling in his heart, and said tentatively: "I am only 18 years old and 422 months old this year, and I am in the best youth of my life, and I don't want to die yet." ”

"Hey~ I said a long time ago, it's hopeless, wait for death."

Laughing inexplicably, Cyber spread his hands, saying that he couldn't help.

"Then why did you just ask me to say so much?"

Hearing this, Wade looked confused.

I finally realized the embarrassment of not being able to keep up with other people's thinking.

Saibo told the truth: "I'm just curious, and I want to hear your story." ”

Although I have watched "Deadpool" and "Deadpool 2" in my previous life, I have a certain understanding of this Marvel No. 1 slut, but in this world with the MCU as the main body, does the ghost know if the other party is different from the Deadpool he knows?

It's better to be safe and careful.

"Watt Japfark! Boss, you're really not kidding? ”

Even though a heart had sunk to the bottom, Wade still made a final attempt.

took out a stained bank card from his trouser pocket, slapped it vigorously on the scanner next to him, and soared into the sky: "This is all my savings, a full 150,000 US dollars!"

Just cure me, it's all yours! ”

In his worldview, there is no such thing in the world that is not negotiable, only the question of whether the money is in place or not.

"One hundred and fifty thousand? You wait. ”

Cyber raised his eyebrows, glanced at the bank card with an unknown object on the surface with disgust, and swore that after sending Wade away, he would have Wilson disinfect and clean this laboratory three times for his cousin!

Immediately, he stretched out his palms and slowly slapped them under the bewildered gazes of several people around him.

'Pap~''Pap~''Pap~''Pap~''Pap~''Pap~'

After five shots in a row, Cyber stopped moving.

Wade, for the other two people in the field, asked the question in their hearts: "Little ghost, what do you mean by this?" ”

With his arms crossed in front of his chest, Cyber smiled slightly: "Okay, the 150,000 US knives have arrived." ”

Wade: o(?Д?) っ！

He knew that the other party was very rich, but he didn't expect the other party to be so rich!

It only took him five seconds to earn ten years of savings, what a damn world!

With a roar in his heart, Wade turned his face faster than he turned a book, and he no longer flattered himself: "It's really not negotiable, little ghost?" ”

"Didn't I understand enough?"

Cyber waved his hand at Wilson and gestured, "I don't like to repeat the same thing a third time, Wilson, send off." ”

"Yes!"

Immediately after receiving the order, two members of the Alpha Team who were guarding the gate also walked in, ready to escort Wade away with the captain.

"Humph!"

With a cold snort, Wade shook his head and left.

"You might be able to try your luck at the mercenary bar you frequent, and maybe you'll be able to meet a miracle."

When the other party walked to the door, Saibo seemed to suddenly remember something, reminding: "If you cure the gene breakdown, remember to sell me the treatment, and I will pay 15 million US dollars." ”

When the other party's back disappeared completely, and only Alita was left in the laboratory, Cyber's eyes gradually became dark, and he whispered, "The fourth wall......"

With Cyber's ability, although it takes a lot of effort, the problem of genetic collapse is not a problem for him.

The reason why he didn't help Wade solve this problem was because he was worried about affecting the birth of 'Deadpool', a guy with the ability to break the fourth wall.

After all, the ability to break the fourth wall was hot for him.

If he can obtain this ability, he may not be able to become the Marvel version of 'Supreme Superman' (Note 1), and he will have one more choice.

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Note 1: Superman is from Earth-Prime, where Superman and other superheroes from the comics are fictional characters.

He is the strongest of all the normal supermen, and the most famous bear child in DC Comics.

In the latest big event, "Death Metal", he knocked over the apex of multiple levels and even the half-step all-around level of the Laughing Bat with one punch.

PS: I haven't exploded in nearly two months (covering my face), so ...... Tomorrow will be the most important update.